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196 · Jun 2019
Love poem Starter kit
Xavier Jun 2019
This is not a love poem
This is a love poem starter kit
So first off
Make sure your tone sounds so corny you're able to pick the kernel from your teeth
Follow up with something like baby
Or something so cheesy you can smell it
after Write about the butterflies in your stomach
The melody in your heart
The mind numbing feeling that just wants to make you want to fall apart
Describe how there eyes is like a book you just want to get lost in
How voice is like tea
Hot and somewhat calming
How there personality is like sunshine and
candy
Leaving sunburn and cavities
How etc. I think you know what I'm saying
So let's stop there It's too nauseating
Then say how your life was hell before you met them, you know all the self loathing and pity because
They didn't find you cute or funny
Until someone give you the slightest bit of attention
So you immediately take it a sign of love and affection
Even though that wasn’t really the intention
  Next reminisce about your first date, let me give you some examples the bad hugs you gave, kissing them in the weirdest way, and not being able to pay
add an inside joke just give it a personality
Afterwards sprinkling in some loving flaws
Like how short they are and how they forget things in seconds or even if there cooking skills barely non existence they always managed to put a smile on our face because burnt  bacon and eggs sounds great.
When everything is said and done, make it as sappy, as cheesy as possible.
Because we all know loves are just piles of cheese covered in maple syrup
Disgusting I know
But I don't get why you wanna write these in the first place
I mean no offense
But It's nothing more than over done dribble
Saying the same thing over and over again just done differently
Every poem sounds force and rushed
It’s like a dumpster fire and humans are the gasoline
Making burner even brighter  
Love poems are as worthless as relationships
We so crave
Willing to sacrifice just about anything to make them stay
But relationship so toxic it's radiant of it gamma rays
Why can’t we just love ourselves  and no else
What's the point of love? if it's nothing more than a mess.
Pls be gentle it's my first time

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