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Cat! ! Astroph! ! ! E

the cat
peed in
my Dad's hat

my Dad wasn't
particularly pleased
with that

he shouted: 'Oi! No! Oh! '
'Stop! '
'****...cat! '

the cat answered back
'Me? How?. . .
Spittttttt! Hissssssss! '

my Dad said:
'That's that!
that cat...

...has got
to go! '
we said: ' Noooooooooooo! '

the cat said:
'Exactly......
when ya gotta go ya gotta go! '

My Dad said:
'It's either that cat...
or me! '

*

we still have
the cat
now that Dad's gone

we still miss
Daddy
...sometimes

but mostly
we laugh
with the cat!
Watch me as I'm dreaming
shortened breath and fear
inside my head I'm screaming
since she left me lying here

I'm trying to recover
to become a man once more
poor broken hearted lover
feeling rotten to the core

Praying to the heavens
for redemption of my soul
I'm at sixes and at sevens
as I fall into a hole

Darkness is my traitor
yet I treat it as a friend
goodbye and see you later
I think I'm going round the bend
How many mountains must I climb
To catch a glimpse of sunrise.
How many boulders must I move
To clear a path to my doorway.
And how many rivers must I ford
To leave this gloom behind me.
ljm
Not too chirpy this week
It's been seven long months since I kissed your lips
yet still I feel the pain
every day I reminisce
once more, then twice again

I know we were not meant to be
I know you did me wrong
yet deep inside this heart of mine
I'll always play our song

until we met, I never felt
the joy I felt with you
I never smiled with intent
in a life that was oh so blue

when we made love, the stars did shine
heaven's angels danced with glee
my wanting love was satisfied
I was as happy as could be

alas, the sun soon lost its warmth
cold winds and rains prevailed
and the dream I had dreamt for all my life
had crashed and burned and failed

I now find it very hard to cope
I guess you've long since moved on from this
but my heart still plays our loving song
and my lips still miss your lips

"Phew,
it's ******* hot under this grill."

"You're not wrong, Cecil.
I just hope after we've been burnt alive,
we get to cool down with some
ketchup or brown sauce."

"Tarquin, we're ******.
The fat ***** cooking us will
just wolf us down."

"Well, I, for one,
aim to give her the worst
upset stomach she's ever had."

"Oh God,
here comes her podgy fingers!
Its been nice knowing you, Tarquin."

"Bon voyage, my friend!"
No one ached when I died
On a dusty August morning in the swelter of the sun
They buried me in blue jeans and my coffin had a crack
A chip along the edges matched the blood along the tracks

Family preceded me; there was no one left to cry
But a single solemn woman, hidden in the back
Shed a single shiny tear; and only one to be exact

No waterfalls or bowing heads, no crowd to see me go
No burning candle vigils and no midnight serenade
I marched the gates of life and death, alone but unafraid

No one ached when I died
No questions or suspicions from the folks around the town
There were no weeping faces or a grand old death parade
Just a digger and a preacher; lowered slowly in the grave
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