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4.9k · Oct 2014
my poo tasted funny
1.2k · Oct 2014
homestuck
Nathan Marshall Oct 2014
karkat is dead
lol
1.1k · Oct 2014
roses
Nathan Marshall Oct 2014
roses are red
violets are blue
my blood is red
i am a jew
this has been my life efforts, so hard to make
563 · Oct 2014
waa
Nathan Marshall Oct 2014
waa
waluigi looked at me with a face of an angel.
his life efforts had been put down for as long as he had known,
but now it was all clear.

he came to my earlobe, with his moustache twitching
and his eyes shining as bright as the moon itself.
he then whispered in my ear:

"waa."

then he farted and ******* died
true story
518 · Oct 2014
the alphabet
Nathan Marshall Oct 2014
a
b
c
d
e
f
g
h
I
j
k
l
m
n
o
p
q
r
s
t
u
v
w
x
y
z
now I know my abcs
next time wont you **** with me
good
422 · Mar 2015
www.google.com
Nathan Marshall Mar 2015
how do i reshape my breast

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