If you owe the bank 300,000 dollars, then you have a big problem.

But if you owe the bank 300,000,000 dollars, then the bank has a big problem.

I can dress up your wounds
With a blood clotted rag

I ain't afraid to make love
To a ***** or a hag

                    - Bob Dylan

Xanthippe was a shrew.

Living with her teaches me how to get along with the rest of the world, said Socrates.

Interviewer:  Was Jesus sexually attracted to Mary Magdalene?

Father Andrew Greeley:  How could he not have been?  He was a healthy human male.

The cruelty of women
I too have known

Constant criticism
Faithlessness is shown

But I am not bitter
I took the risk

And I also am not perfect
I just wish for twist

And that she could remember
16 at the beach

Moonlight in her hair
First touch and first teach

But all things slip away
Even young love, it's true

Twilight again tonight
Ah! The sky. So deep. So blue.

Avoid the company of women.

What if one of them should speak to us?

Remain very awake, Ananda.

Teachers teach.
Professors ................... Profess.


There are so many Wongs, some of us must be right.

                          - Harry Wong