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Purple house

Pigs with wings
No church mouse

Purple peacock
Purple rain

Lewis Carroll
Southbound train

1:37
La Mancha, Spain

California like mountain,
says the teacher:

Everybody say
All road lead to top of Mountain.

You never take one road, you never know.

A visiting teacher comes to a joint
Hindu-Catholic ashram in India
And asks the children:

Where is God?

The Catholic kids all point to the sky:
Above me (Our Father who art in Heaven)

The Hindu kids all point at their chests:
Inside me: Brahman and atman are One.

The moral of this story, he tells me,
Is that all of the children are correct.

And finally number 10, the B52 of farts:


The kind that carry a load.  :)

When the businessman is King,
the people are paupers.

Zooey Deschanel's character in Elf:  Singing alone naked in the shower isn't like singing in public in front of other people.

Elf: Yes it is.

For God's sake, kid, keep it short!