When asking for something
you should always say please
if I hear ya getting rude
I'll drop ya to your knees
Always use your thank you
don't ever be a *****
if I catch ya being mean
I'll beat you with a switch
No interrupting people
this I already said
you better use “excuse me”
or I'll cuff you in the head
When ever you're in doubt
always ask permission
if you don't do this
you'll be taken out of commission
Keep your negativity to yourself
and never ever be crass
if I catch you mouthin' off
I'll kick you in the ***
No making fun of appearances
I won't put up with that
if I hear you doing this
I'll smash you with a bat
Never open up a door
without knocking first
let me catch you doing that
your bubble I will burst
Use your quiet voice inside
you really shouldn't yell
If Maw Maw hears you doing that
you're gonna catch some hell
No one likes a ***** mouth
you really shouldn't cuss
don't you even do it
or you'll really make me fuss
I hope you learn these lessons
and try not to be bad
use your manners daily
and never make Maw Maw mad