Heather's a heathen in heaven.
She got there by a man with a fire-arm.
He burnt a hole in her quick, the diameter thick,
All because she fell for his charm.
Lionel was a ***** in love.
He decided to confess it one day.
He rang the doorbell, expecting nothing but hell,
Then fell to his death in decay.
Alice abused amphetamines.
She fell asleep on the Earth's axis.
Down a hole she fell, where she cast a spell,
And came out with a thousand fascists.
Vincent was a ****** in Vienna.
He got lonely one day and blew up.
He assaulted a girl, with big pretty red curls,
After putting a pill in her cup.
Sammy was a serial sadist.
He frowned and he wore a big hat.
So, just to be fair, he went to the chair,
And suffered for no seconds flat.
Lincoln loved living his life.
He did many good deeds and was proud.
Then came a strange sight, brought him to his plight-
A doppelganger strung by a cloud.
Anarchy was alive in America.
It hated those who wore the white glove.
So one day it split, bombed the pyramids, to wit,
All in the precious name of love.