The sun is setting
I'm prepared for bed
But I cannot sleep over the sound
Of things that go bump in my head
The night is dark
All the children are abed
But I can't sleep with all
The thoughts in my head
What if someone breaks in?
I'm far past paranoid
The house is creaking and moaning
I jump up at every noise
Why is everyone asleep
When I'm in such a panic
What if they're all dead
And this is the apocalypse?
What if there's and earthquake?
What if there's a tornado?
And I can't go to sleep because
If I'm not awake I won't know
I have to stay awake
To make sure nothing happens
But if something happens anyway
What would I do then?
If a robber gets in
Would I really want to be awake?
I'd have a better chance of survival
If I could just go to sleep
But the night is scary
So I'll wallow in my dread
And stay awake to deal with
All that goes bump in my head
I really hate nighttime. Who even invented that?