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2.5k · Aug 2014
Funnel Cake
Larry I Jones Aug 2014
It starts as a miraculously
sugar-coated concoction
of deeply fried bliss
warmly entering
the mouth,
swirling
round
the

(well, you get the idea)
Is this "fair food"?? YOU be the judge!
2.2k · Aug 2014
Llamas em chamas
Larry I Jones Aug 2014
Llamas em chamas
**** of the walk
I hear you most clearly
When you choose not to talk.
1.1k · Aug 2014
Haiku Mustard
Larry I Jones Aug 2014
Let's just face it: hai-
kus were invented in Ja-
pan and don't always...

(uggghhhhh)
1.0k · Aug 2014
FB WWJD
Larry I Jones Aug 2014
If i write to you
In the cutest & curtest of phrases,
But have not love,
You can always unfriend me.
777 · Aug 2014
do, re, me...shhh!
Larry I Jones Aug 2014
There once was a dog, as happy as a lark,
With one small defect: he couldn't quite bark!

But one fateful day, and we're not sure quite how,
That dog met a cat - who couldn't meee-owww!

(People say they're a quiet couple.)
Larry I Jones Nov 2014
Cold green plastic on my temples
The sun in winter on the morning's commute.
Ten million degrees at midnight, but
She might as well be ninety-three million miles away.
716 · Aug 2014
Jungle
Larry I Jones Aug 2014
Grant me peace, oh Lord,
In this urban jungle around me.
And deliver me from the jungle I've created within.
692 · Aug 2014
Tropicana 404
Larry I Jones Aug 2014
I woke up this morning and realized that I had created LIFE!
A forgotten OJ container, standing in the corner of a seldom used kitchen,
Begat some fuzzy black spores.

You may say that that's gross, but it crosses my mind:
What if I left it there, on the counter, for say, a hundred billion years?
Would I end up with a monkey, a dolphin, or maybe a giraffe?!

And is this what God feels like, when she returns from her nap, her ****, or wherever she's been?
Does she glance at the rancid OJ container and say, like me,
"What the heck?? Did I leave that out all week?"
And then will she, like me, carelessly toss it into the garbage??
687 · Aug 2014
47 Birds
Larry I Jones Aug 2014
Forty-seven birds,
On a line at the station.
A momentary surge,
Severed all relations.

Like food poisoning,
At a picnic.
603 · Dec 2014
Breakfast in Bed
Larry I Jones Dec 2014
Your toes are like toast
Except one letter less
And covered in jam
They might be the best

Your peppermint lies
Fly off of my shoulders
Your hazelnut eyes
Starting to smolder

Your strawberry lips
Are the finest in town
But don't tell the neighbors
Don't need them around
Cuz honey in the sprocket
Makes the world go round and round!
Like a chocolate-dipped peanut
In a messy....mossy....mound.

(breakfast in bed)
551 · Aug 2014
A moment or two
Larry I Jones Aug 2014
I'm just crazy enough
To think,
For a moment or two
That her green eyes
Can surgically heal my broken heart.

And then it hits me:
This is just the anesthesia.
Not sure if this one is positive or negative - thoughts?
533 · Dec 2014
Tuesday, in lower Nash
Larry I Jones Dec 2014
Sitting at home on a cold Tuesday night,
Is very like sitting on the previous night,

You can try musical chairs
In multiple rooms!
You can sing on the stairs
Or dance with the broom!

But the cold fact remains, as does the day
And your hours, they slip...slip slowly away.
And your poems never know...just how to say
What your heart might have given for a warm Tuesday.
513 · Dec 2014
Homo Sap.
Larry I Jones Dec 2014
Jillian Thyssen Neanderthal
Was short among women:
Only five feet tall.

Magnus *** Loudest
Liked her pheromones:
He picked up this beauty on the way back.......to his cave.


Those crazy **** Erecti were never any good at poetry!!
497 · Oct 2015
High Diver
Larry I Jones Oct 2015
They meet
He climbs
Too quickly
Crazily
One shining rung after another
Elation, distraction

100 feet attained
So far, so fast
Top, top, top
of the world!
But the fall
is faster.
A blur,
a tear,
the only drop
in the pool
below.
466 · Aug 2014
Ode to a fellow poet
Larry I Jones Aug 2014
A penny for your thoughts,
I heard the lady say,
A nickel for your feelings,
You can't just give them away!
A dime for your intentions,
A quarter if it's deep!
These pants are taylor-made, said I,
And your secrets...I just can't keep. (sigh)
(Possession is over-rated anyway.)
465 · Aug 2014
Marcellawocky
Larry I Jones Aug 2014
Thine fligertoch froznen ech
Cucenkis chenches n xylomec,
The shlipless splood
Upon thy frosh,
With deutromic flide
and fligertosh!

O durgling narthex
And dushi dift,
Of birken shlip -
Those liqulor cractles!
Jugnot (that ye be not jugged),
Boxinuts of bumten quaggles.
It's amazing what you can come up w/ on Index Cards, at church.
450 · Sep 2015
it just sat there
Larry I Jones Sep 2015
My little Haiku
Of a bounceless Kangaroo
Ended abruptly.
417 · Aug 2014
Misquoted Starr
Larry I Jones Aug 2014
Love!!
What is it?
Good for absolutes.
Or nuthin.
394 · Aug 2014
Index Cards
Larry I Jones Aug 2014
Index cards strewn about
the table
in no particular order.
Semi-live, **** shots
of my life.
381 · Aug 2014
The Marlboro Man
Larry I Jones Aug 2014
The Marlboro Man,
And I, had a plan:
To ***** out desire,
With a flick of the hand.

The squarest of jaws
(And the yellowest teeth!)
And no one would see,
What lie just beneath.

Yeah, I miss that old man,
With his interstate stare,
He taught me to weather (whether?)
This life...without even a care.
358 · May 2015
Driving North to Work
Larry I Jones May 2015
Left leaning shadows on the way to work
Left leaning shadows on the way home.
I'm convinced the deep blue paint on my transport
Will fade first on the right.

eight hours at work eight hours of play eight hours of sleep
repeat 5x/week until symptoms improve, improve, Improve

improv?
338 · Aug 2014
Dorothy, where are you??
Larry I Jones Aug 2014
Anaphylactic shock - oh my!!
(Sometimes I'm not sure we're better off in the modern world.)
315 · Jan 2016
January
Larry I Jones Jan 2016
Another January passes
Emotions contained in morning dreams
Why did i let go?
Why did i let you go?

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