Headlines in the news today
"Vicar robbed while away at prayer"
His wife had gone to visit their neices
while the burglars nicked their bits and pieces
As he preached peace and understanding
his house was stripped up to the landing
He was said to be sad and disappointed
his service on Christianity disjointed
The masked thugs are now long gone
as police have words with everyone
It really is a sign of the times
they get away with all these crimes