That gap.
The one between your teeth near the back of your smile.
It used to make my knees weak.
Now it looks like the perfect landing strip for my eager fist.

Dear Dread,

Have you considered a fitness plan?
If not, I suggest to you look into it.
Your obesity is unhealthy.

I simply cannot support your weight any longer..
This document is your official warning.
If you do not adhere to my recommendations
Action will be taken

Sincerely,
Impending Mydocardial Infarction.