In dream
a beautiful princess
in the Castle
to reach her
you have to slay few
Dragons and soldiers
Full of wounds
told to wait
for her appearance
It went on and on...
almost a year
She came atlast
agreed
to meet me
She came touched my scars
in my body
running her fingers
all over and
asked, "whether these are
mosquitos bites!"

In office
She dropped pen
on the way to her desk
we compete to take the pen
and....I did
She immediately said, " it's not
writing, put it in basket.."

New year party
saw a beautiful girl
went near to her
she was smiling
What???
I asked, what
should I give
to have a
small kiss??
By staring my eyes
she replied,
hmm….. Chloroform..

Send her
a friend request
No response
but Facebook
Added me in follower list
Met her in person and asked
She replied, "Yes, I liked you
So, allowed to follow me.."

About to leave
for a client meeting
she was in the garden
dipped in mud
I said, "you are beautiful!!"
she came and hugged me
am one hour late...

a party
dating a female
a male interrupting
chronically
later came to know
her husband
……………..
a light drawn
am like a cockroaches
ran and hide…

her body wobble
while stripping…..like
a beautiful response
the earth
welcoming the rain..

When God created world
he saw living thing was lazy
In order to multiply
he created an emotion called
URGE
This urge was helpful for
increase in reproduction.
Slowly it passes on to
accumulate more money
fame, ***.......

a seed
goes inside
come out with makeup

her giggle
on the mountain
echoes her voice
as manure
to spread
throughout...

he just got married
Day one
he brought
one dozen of green apples
she shouted
why you bought full
of green apples?

Days  two
he brought
one dozen of red apples
she shouted again
why you bought only red apples??

Day three
he was sensible
brought 6 green apples
and 6 red apples
this time she screamed
don't you have sense???
every day
you are buying only apples
...............
oh,
those women's!!!

Watching
First **** movie
create
an awareness
to go to the mirror
to check the size..

a kiss leads
to undress
is like an animal awareness
rewind my evolution…

dressed up
late for my date
galloped
two leg horse
Zig-zag in traffic
a RED SIGNAL
said
more about her waiting…

an
analogy from
*******...

I was late
she was shouting like hell
watching her eyes
someone inside me
calling, "Mommyeeee"

Prayer
we go to temple
a communication between us
about our problem, ambition
and thanking for success
Before
the prayer happened
when something arises in us
Slowly
people made it mandatory
Why?
Today
Very few have time to listen
to others problems,
So
People starts moving to temple
to Speak Out...
the beauty of the prayer was
we forget what we prayed last week.
we go this week with new one,
We never bother
whether our problem or
wishes are fulfilled but
We need to communicate
to ourself
We need a place,
Where
Even
if we talk to ourself
the world never mistakes!!

Sitting near the shore
this happens whenever
we had a fight and coming
out of my house to beach
But the waves always taught me
even though it try to come out
of Ocean but still goes back
the same way,
will sat few hours
and go back to her..

New books
I keep it
behind the old books
on shelf
Coz
It's always thrill
to browse your
next reading..

An
sensuous date
an awesome moments
she was wearing skirt
sat next to me in park
I was gazing her thighs
she pulling her skirt to
become gown...

In India
We all hang dead photos
in the hall
Our great grandparents
Grandparents
If parents died
they also hang in the hall
and also in the Pooja Room
Why??
We strongly believe
their body died but
their Conscious lives on..

When
a woman rejected a
Good man
It means
her inner man reject
the outer man out of jealous..

When
my expenses
meets
my desire..

Can you
define happiness?
Monk replied,
first grandfather
dies, followed by
father and
by sons.
I asked, "How come
order of death
bring happiness?
Monk replied
unhappines starts
if this order changes
he left..
understood
If son dies when father
and grandfather alive and
If father dies when
son and grandfather alive
then
family will sink in
sorrow and unhappiness..

the hunter
saw the prey was happy
Behind hunter
a group of predators
also happy!!

Being a father is difficult
but being a mother is easy
coz mother born out of biological

father a character forced
on men
can be swallowed in
work for the growth
of the child
help child to cope
help child to master
the strange world

that's why father name
included in child name
not mother's..

Create a illusion
get in and live inside
times moves like mad
come out till aged..

I took my girlfriend
to nearby Monastery
met an old monk
he advised my girlfriend
"If you going to marry,
you should know "men
always seek mother in wife."
then he called me
"Women always seek
boyfriend in husband."
understand this,
happiness will fill
your married life ever..

my lips touched
her eyes
her ears
her lips
her....
to say thanks..

A failure to understand
the pattern of working
and working with body
giving absent to his brain
a proud of an idiot..,.

A new race
Hare was asked
to read Aesop tales
before the race by his coach
Tortoise was adviced
by bookees just
After you hear the gun shot
a nearby dam will be opened
you sail and win..

a common man
hates
a day without bread

a warrior
hates
a day without death

a king
hates
a day without enemy

a teacher
hates
a day without disciples

a parents
hates
a day without children's

a lover
hates
a day without date

a thief
hates
a day without rich

a businessman
hates
a day without cheat

a politician
hates
a day without bribe ..

In agony,
She threw stones
on me
a few years,
an Island..

A kind of behaviour
she exercises
her rights to act
on her love..

a soul
refuses new body
become Ghost..

My birthday
She came to wish me
and asked, "anything
Special you want??"
I whispered to her ears
she got wild. " you idiot,
fool..how dare you ask me such.."
she left and
may fulfill in future..

She left
20 years gone
watching her memory
faded like a
yesterday birthday balloon..

Just
you need an awareness
that any pain or diseases
can be cured
through
internal pharmacy
the only job
we should do
is...
pray genuinely to our self..

her
first sight
a kind of encroachment
can feel a tent
inside my heart
then.......few days
few gaze
though
no much conversation
can feel the
construction of building
and look like her
permanent residence
as days goes
a garden around
a fear
a doubt
went in and checked
the registration
its not in her name
an understanding
the heart
allowing the construction
in the name of love
not in her
particularly......

Every day
Once
I wake up
a first thought about her
"You are safe here,
What about me??"

a wonderful date
supported by rain
her ****** beauty
all communicating
perform or perish….

sleeping on the grass
looking at the sky
everyday, clouds paint the sky
to reflect the earth mood

we look at sky and
pray to our forefather
believe they are from other planets
they can't take care
individually..So
they left a satellite for day
and a lamp on night
to say, you are watched and blessed

we believe heaven in sky
nothing but uniting with our
ancestors in other planet..
like picking best vegetable and
transferring to our basket
the nature pick the best one
transfer to our ancestor planet
named heaven

Peter evaluating
the karma of the death of Doctor and his Patient on recent Earthquake
Peter called doctor, "Who are you?"
Doctor replied,  "am the doctor."
Peter evaluated, "without a patient
you are not a doctor. So less 50%
and, you practiced on patient
But, he still managed to escape coz
of his good karma and less another
50% = 0
So, doctor you are in the waiting list and you patient go to heaven."

I believe.....
In heaven
we are dual
You can married to your girl
and still be stranger to her..
a kind of dual body in single brain
You make love to her and
other dual watch as a stranger..
You can eat food and other dual
watches your eating...
On other side
She will nag you and her other dual enjoy the happiness of caring you..
She can shut you out and the other
dual will possess you..
Happiness and Sorrow
can live and experience together
It's up to you
Which door you want to open
and live...........
While other dual just watches
for its turn........interesting Right.

in dream
a lonely pond with beautiful fishes
mirroring her image
a long lost memory
hidden in deep as forgotten
arise through the day
why she hurt the sea of love
even lighting kisses..
why she didn't..

He left for voyage
Ship wrecked by storm
He washed ashored in Unknown
and doctors pronounced Dead

His family hard to believe missing
refused to collect Insurance
their search continued..
his death is yet to die..,

you just need a person
who is infinite
who makes you smile
who gives security….. and
brings endless happiness to you
the reality is
there was no such person…

In the entrance
they removed my brain
and they lead me
to the door of hell
the messenger
showed
me the dark place
asked, what you see?
I said, nothing visible!

waiting for her
in the bus stand
she was coming
Suddenly
her male colleagues
offering lift in his car
By seeing this
an
Agony
like a bird
jumping and flying
inside my cage...

her confession of
feel of mother in me
When he pressed
his lips to my left breast