Am on travel
Every beep sound
of her message
a kind of heart Throbbing
Is
She checking
her status in me..

"Went to her
house..
am late for the dinner
Searching for her..
From kitchen
She said, "am speechless"
but
all her vessels are speaking..

A
Business man
Lost everything in business
has little money
Surrounded by troubles
we advices him to
move to village
take agriculture
deep inside the village
Coz
the advantage of agriculture
it offers maximum self-sufficiency
and also
provides maximum isolation
from the so called
cunning world..

My neighbour
She was so cute
She was in the garden
Out of love
I threw a tennis ball
at her
She gave a hard look,
"Don't do it
it's one way of touching me"
I said, "Okay, give me punishment."
she said, " One tight slap"
She came near and about to...
I said, "wait, while slapping
It's one way of touching me.."
She smiled and giggled..

Yesterday
a salesman
walked into my house
As usual
he started using jargon
and he gave a demonstration
about my old age
and explaining about
Rupee 1,00,000 per month as pension
Once I reach 60 Years..
I argued my vision
Saying
After reaching 60 yrs old
I can't eat rich foods
I can't sleep in A/c
I can't wear trendy dresses
I can't match the latest tech gadgets
I can't date beautiful girls
I can't drive and feel limousine
I can't... I can't
they why in the first place
I want Rupee 100000??
When couple of thousands enough!!

Entered temple
to do a customised prayer
Something happened
God appeared
But temple disappeared
Me alone with God
God asked, "Any wishes??"
I replied, " No, Wishes give
Comfort not happiness.."
then
wanted
to be in heaven for a day
Agreed,
I was introduced to his Ministers
and we chatted for a while,
I wanted them to play chess
In their side they have
4 queen,
3 bishops  
5 elephants
30 pawns
But in my side
As usual of 16 pieces
When asked??
Why such arrangements??
They said
In heaven
We never use brain
We are no match for humans
Got up
from the dream
Then, why the hell
we want
to go heaven..

Yesterday
a date with my girlfriend
to impress her
I wrote poetry
about her.....
she came like an angel
read my poems
she got angry
and asked, "Are you drunk??"
and left..
I started walking
slowly to home
thinking...
The scenario would have
been changed
If she would have asked,
"You drank me!! Instead of
Are you drunk??"