if i
      write
this poem in a
n

u n c o n v e n t i o n a l manner.
(if said poem is self- referential)

if i
      put
to thought i
n

t o  i t  w h a t s o e v e r,

if i
     try
to be as shallow a
s

p o s s i b l e.

You'll relate.
And that's why you'll like the poem.

*******, READER.