Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Till he started to knock people over
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Till he started to knock people over
You see Daniel will use his shoulder
And ram it into someone’s shoulder
Knock them over and stand over him
Yes I think it is wrong so I don’t want to be his friend no more
Because he would abuse people for
Reading the news
He would abuse people for looking at rich computer stores
He would abuse people who buy Foxtel and **** Rupert’s ****
You see I don’t want to be his friend oh no
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Till he started to knock people over
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Till he started to knock people over
You see he would go to the raiders
To support the Melbourne Storm
Saying he has the powers to make the storm win
He would avoid civic because of the rough people around because he feels they would bash him up oh yeah
He would watch the soccer
Cause that is the game he loves
He would watch the nba because
That basketball is stronger than Australian
He would watch old shows but hate it when they talk back at him
He thinks the mall crowd are mental
When they walk at him
I understood it and I feel for him
But to me he is a loser oh yeah
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Till he started to knock people over
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Till he started to knock people over
Since September 11 he would dream
To wear a t shirt saying these simple words I love osama because he flew a plane through the twin towers oh yeah
His t shirt talked back at him
You see he started that as Americans
Were driving him nuts
So he thought they would drive a plane through the buildings oh yeah
And ruin the rich man’s world
He knocked men over for saying
It was bad especially when he thought
It was ****** good
So if he had one he would wear his t shirt I love osama with a lot of pride
Oh yeah let’s celebrate the greatest day in America’s history what a bunch of crap
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Till he started to knock people over
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Daniel Sanderson was my best friend
Till he started to knock people over
My helping wasn’t working oh no

We are the Canberra Raiders
We are one win away from the grand
And we play at home which is totally great
Yes it is so cool
We don’t have to play the storm or roosters
Till the grand final yeah
We are the mighty raiders
We kick *** oh yeah
We have a few players on report
But hopefully we won’t let that down us
We play the winner of Souths v manly
I hope we can do very well
To score that try in the end
Was the best thing we did
The mighty Canberra Raiders
The kick *** team oh yeah
Carn the raiders hopefully no more faders the mighty raiders won the match yes what a game we lost to the warriors but they didn’t get in the finals and we did so the mighty Canberra Raiders with the Viking clap
The green machine song
Yes we are the greatest
But is my excitement going to peak
Depending on how they go
But whatever happens in the prelim mate the raiders should be proud
Come on raiders we must win
Start training so you could get your performance right
Then show the winners of Souths and manly who is boss
Go raiders

Go raiders go raiders go raiders go
We beat the storm on their home field
Yes we had our moments
Where we though we would lose
But we fought it out fought it out
And then we won
We are the bad and mean
Green machine
Fearsome men from the ACT
Don’t try and stop us men in green
We will hit ya hit ya hit ya
Yes and we kick ***
I thought we would lose
Especially as it was the storm
The team who was on the top
And we proved the higher
Yes we are the mighty raiders
We fought it out very well
We will kick *** show our class
Yes the raiders will play either Souths manly or Cronulla
C’mon raiders we proved our might
To be one win away from the big game oh yes we were
Go raiders go raiders go raiders go
Kick *** team of the ACT
It is great to show the storm who is boss
Yes the raiders have won
I can’t believe my eyes go the mighty raiders

I just got home after seeing the documentary movie called the Australian dream which is about Adam Goodes who was my favourite player back in the day and I saw that he was a victim of racial bullyism which was discraceful I never knew that, that kind of racism exists in this modern times and I learnt that people weren’t looking at it as being racist but they were being racist and those people need to be taught a lesson in being moral, I never watched the footy show afl much because it was boring but Sam Newman needs to be taught a big lesson in racism because what he did was racist and Adam Goodes was just sticking up for himself because these words really hurt him, I just remember Goodesy for the great player he is, and I continued to support him as he really won the match for Sydney swans and people shouldn’t hate him because he is black because nobody booed tony Lockett and Warwick capper even if they had weird ways as well Lockett used to nudge a bit and capper used to wear short shorts and they supported them and I em not against these players though I just think it is a bit low to yell out racial words to Goodes I think the country that we live in should honour aborigines after all they are the founders of our land long before captain cook came to invade it
I thought Australian dream was great and I recommend it for anyone who wants to honour the founders of our land and the greatest player Sydney swans ever had, I think it was cool that he got Australian of the year and in fact I drew a picture of him as Australian of the year and he won two Brownlow medals and he was the best player around I remember him taking his marks and scoring goals what a legend of the game he was
I do recommend Australian dream to anyone who wants to stop being racist and to others who really likes goodesy like me, I am not the only one who had him as my favourite player
I am totally sure of that
Sydney Sydney Sydney oi oi oi
On ya goodsey

I have got a little robbers kid foot
I’ve got a little robbers kid foot
You see I stole money from a cool man
But then I look down at my foot
I see it looks like a robber is teasing it
Yes that is what I feel like
That I feel like a robbers kid at my foot
The nails are looking shiny
And my knees have moo cows at the front and the ships at the back
And some could think it looking young
But it is going down to our robbers kid feet
And when a robber robs a bank
I laugh at him because I have robbers kid feet
You see
My toenails are shiny
My moo cows are shiny
My ships are shiny
My legs are shiny
My face is laughing loudly at the robber
But overall I have oh yeah
Little robbers kid feet
You see I was teasing the robbers making them feel bad looking at my
Robbers kid foot
Jesus said I want to be normal
With my little robbers kid feet
I am not shy I am a silly old dude
With my little robbers kid feet
I am the coolest dude in Canberra
And I like having fun
With my little robbers kid feet
I hate robbers they show no respect
For other dudes with robbers kid feet
I am not getting robbed
Because I have little robbers kid feet
And I do

I need a hand dude
Do you boo
Boo his go away
You see you need to get a life
Stop fighting with your wife
But overall you need to have fun
You need a hand dude
Do you boo
Everyone thinks I am cool
I break no rule
You seem to have a lot of fun
Yes kicking people up the ***
I need a hand dude
Don’t you boo
I could be saying don’t chew
Because I used to chew my shirt
I took a while to stop pooing my pants
But I am cool I break no rule
I need a hand dude
I break no rule
Do you boo
Boo his you are dumb
You see everyone likes us
We have fun
You need a hand dude
Do you boo
God exists any old how
Even if you feel he doesn’t
It is just religion mate
A very touchy subject
So do you need a hand
To go out with your mate
Hey how’s it going
Duuuuuuuude
Don’t be rude
Be nice have fun
Don’t say you are a lost cause
Just have fun
Oh yeah bow bow kick up the ***
You see this time next year
I would like to lose my boring me
And look like I am having fun
Doing what I wanna do
Because I lost 80 kg
And I got my hand dude
I am not rude
I could be sometimes in the ****
I definitely need a big hand dude
No more being rude
No more being called boo
None of this your like me and mummy crap
You see that makes me feel
Like a very big sap
My name isn’t boo
I am not the angry chant
When something goes wrong
I try not to pong
I need a hand dude
No more boo
No more being rude
No more being in the ****
Yes I feel cool
This time next year
I want to lose my boring me
And look exciting

The devil is around
Every time i hang around
Anywhere I ****** want
But I want the devil there
Because of the fact that
I want to be positive yeah
So I say to the devil
I am not a lost cause
Then I say I am not a bad Person
But when the devil hangs around
Me like a bad smell I hate it hate it
And I want them out of my life
I feel Daniel is the devil
In every single way
And I want him out of my life
So I made a deal with the adults
To get the devil out of my life
And that is try to get back into work
And forget about the devil
Is what I want to do
So I made the first step
Boy I hope it works
Because I want a good life
And I want to tell the devil to *******
So I can lose more weight
And have a ****** great life
But the devil is pushing negativity
Into my brain and I tell you I ****** well hate it because the devil is the being I hate
Keeping me negative when I am
Trying to be positive
******* devil I hate you mate
You ain’t a good friend
******* devil get out of my head

Drinking drinking
It is not for me no more
I wanna have fun
Oh yeah without a care
I like to believe in discipline
Yes i do
But life isn’t about that
Well if it is I don’t like it
Drinking drinking
Too much beer like Homer
You see I was a fatty oh fatty
Was the name the used to call me
You see I like having fun yes
It is what I like to do
Then I think about drinking
I say why do I feel Woosey
You see it is hard to work
Well I am willing to try
I can do anything I wanted
All I need to do is try
Trying is the answer
Trying is the best
Trying helps make me
Put my brain to the test
I want to work but I do have troubles with applying myself when the chips are down
In a way I like to get it back
Not worrying about the negative feedback I get about my flaming past
You see I am too scared to have ***
Because of ***
I need to get that out of my head
If I wanna work again
Because workers don’t like you arguing with your voices
Even if you are fucken struggling
I know life is hard but it shouldn’t be that hard
I hear voices of people saying
It is so unfair that Brian gets help with everything and we just do it for ourselves saying that they are happy but they had to figure it out themselves
Drinking drinking is what I feel like doing don’t try and judge me just
Understand my needs
C’mon aussies c’mon
You won the ashes oh yeah
The only way I will accomplish my goals I have set is to find a job
If I don’t work, my brain will go mushy
I won’t feel like doing much
I will want to die
But I don’t wanna die yet
Because I have too much to live for
I love my life too much to want my brain to be mushy
So I will get help trying to get work
I know it is a big step but it is better
Than wanting to die and head to
Your next life

My goals

I want to work towards going back in fun runs, I know I can do it if I practice my running every day

I want to learn how to sing in choirs, not just Christmas music but others

I would like to learn belly dancing for men because now I lost all that weight it won’t hurt as much when I wiggle my belly Mind you I try to wriggle my belly and I know I could do it if I try

I would like to do a computer course to learn how to edit videos to make vlogs because it fascinates me how people do that

I would like to get back into drama if the Belconnen arts centre can fund another group like they did before

ROUND 2 COSMIC-AFTERLIFE TENPIN BOWLING GAME-MY IPHONE BOWLING GAME











COSMOS KINGS                                  176    202      165         537
OLD STYLE REBELS                            154   142       142        438






GIANT KILLERS                                    116     145      104         365
RED DEVILS                                          134     183      127        444







ROUGH RATS                                         118      157      128       403
ATHENA & CRONUS                               174      171      125       470






COWBOYS                                              166       136     188        490
ALBERT WALDRON                                136       140     183        459





PURPLE ALIENS                                     114        173      124        411
RELIGIOUS MUMMIES                            142        174      155       471







LADDER





                                                             RP    GW    SW    GL    SL      FOR      AGA        PTS


COSMOS KINGS                                  2        6        2        0      0       1005       851         18
ATHENA & CRONUS                            2        4        2        2      0         885        812        14
COWBOYS                                           2         3       2         3      0        943         884        12
RED DEVILS                                        2         5       1         1       1        869         818        11
RELIGIOUS MUMMIES                        2         4       1         2       1        845         836        11
ALBERT WALDRON                             2         2       1         3       1        884         864          9
ROUGH RATS                                       2         3       1         3       1        821         884          9
OLD STYLE REBELS                            2         1       0         5       2        852         955          2
PURPLE ALIENS                                   2         1       0         5       2        820         886          2
GIANT KILLERS                                     2         0       0         6       2        778         912          0

THE COSMIC-AFTERLIFE TENPIN BOWLING TOURNAMENT, PLAYED ON MY IPHONE BOWLING GAME



ROUND 1




GIANT KILLERS                  119     171      123           413            0 WINS 3 LOSSES      O POINTS GAME AND SERIES    TOTAL OF 0 PTS
COSMOS KINGS                 136     185      147           468            3  WINS O LOSSES    6 PTS GAME 3 POINTS SERIES TOTAL OF 9 PTS



ROUGH RATS                      113     151      154           418             2  WINS 1 LOSS         4 PTS GAME 3 PTS SERIES  TOTAL OF 7 PTS
OLD STYLE REBELS           138     134      142           414            1 WIN 2 LOSSES        2 PTS GAME 0 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 2 PTS




COWBOYS                           142      125     186           453             1 WIN 2 LOSSES        2 PTS GAME 3 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 5 PTS
RED DEVILS                         168      168       89           425             2 WINS 1 LOSS          4 PTS GAME 0 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 4 PTS





PURPLE ALIENS                  131      122     156           409             1 WIN 2 LOSSES         2 PTS GAME 0 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 2 PTS
ATHENA & CRONUS             144      140     131          415             2 WINS 1 LOSS           4 PTS GAME 3 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 7 PTS




ALBERT  WALDRON              120      130     175          425            2 WINS 1 LOSS              4 PTS GAME 3 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 7 PTS
RELIGIOUS MUMMIES           110      135     129          374            1 WIN 2 LOSSES           2 PTS GAME 0 PTS SERIES TOTAL OF 2 PTS






LADDER AFTER ROUND 1



                                                   RP   GW SW GL SL    FOR   AGA       PTS



COSMOS KINGS                        1       3      1    0    0     468     413          9
ALBERT WALDRON                   1       2       1   1    0     425     374          7
ROUGH RATS                             1      2       1   1    0     418      414         7
ATHENA & CRONUS                   1      2       1   1    0     415      409         7
COWBOYS                                   1     1       1    2   0      453      425        5
RED DEVILS                                 1     2       0    1   1      425      453        4
OLD STYLE REBELS                   1      1       0    2   1     414       418       2
PURPLE ALIENS                          1      1       0    2   1     409       415       2
RELIGIOUS MUMMIES                 1      1      0    2    1     374      425       2
GIANT KILLERS                             1      0     0    3     1     413      468      0

Hi, my name is Brian Allan
And I was an alcoholic
I wanted to show myself
More important than I actually was
I went into every club
Wanting beer and getting drunk
And I wanted to party
I still now want to party in some ways
Or another
But back then I was getting kicked out of clubs for being drunk and disorderly
I know I loved life back then
But I pretended to be the boss of a tv Station called AAA
I used to be in squabbles with my family because they refused to
Play with me
But they were living in the real world
Thinking it was crazy to still be living
In a makebelieve world in my house
I used to have a messy house
I tried to make my house a party house
By putting empty beer bottles around the house
And when people came over to get drunk with me I would stand my ground
I used to get bullied and teased and fought just because I had a weird way of loving life
I went out at night to Las Vegas pub in Canberra and blind beggars inn Canberra
I was an awful person
I nearly got killed or punched for speaking my mind
I hung around the city all night
Nothing bad happened but if i did that again
The situation wouldn’t be as rosy
I felt people treated me like a koomarri to muck around with
And sometimes bully
I stopped doing that in 2004 despite having an alright time dancing
But I was with the people that teased me back then
So I said, I want out
But it was hard because I like to have a good time but I had to grow up
Cause I was showing no signs of my purpose in life which is I want to have fun doing what I want but I must say
Within reason because deep down I hated the people who teased and bullied me back then
When I was first was an artist I toasted my art with champagne but
I was getting tippsy and I stopped doing that because I went to the psych ward I went to the psych ward twice in 2004 and 2013 for having weird dillusions probably because of all the alcohol I drank
I express myself in art and writing
And my new purpose in life is learn performance art so I can fit into society
I still hear those voices of who bullied and teased me back then but not like back then, those voices are not true
I hear about other people get bullied like I did and it forces them to end their life but not me, I loved life too much to want to end it, mind you the thought of death used to scare me, it still does despite me knowing I will come back to another life
But I don’t want to finish this life
I nearly got caught into taking drugs
I gave him $20 and sat there waiting for him
But I got bored of being in there so I left
And I got teased by him ever since but
Then it stopped because I showed no weakness
You see saying all this doesn’t make me weak it makes me strong
Saying all the trouble I caused whilst
Trying to party hard
People are talking to me now
So I don’t want to live in the past
My name is Brian and I was an alcoholic but not anymore

Hi dudes and welcome to the Saturn community concert and our first guest is Kathryn Roswell who was my grandfather in her previous life and she is singing with Martin the Martian
With a top hat here they are
Their first song is agadoo
Which goes like this
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee which was Kathryn’s fave song where she knows the words and the actions to and then she sang elvis Presley’s song love me tender which was a song she loved to sing to me ya know her last life’s grandson and then after that Martin the Martian who was John Mahoney from the tv series Frasier singing
I am a Martian with a top hat and I have no tie and I am ready to party all night when your young you will party
To forget about reality and have a little fun oh yeah party right
Yes everyone is ready to party with
Me and Kathryn yo here on Saturn
And I get my top hat and as I am wearing no tie
Just the perfect shade of green
I am a Martian with a top hat
With a naked green body
I am ready to party yeah
C’mon get out your top hat
And put on your dancing shoes
And party party party all night
And then Kathryn and Martin the Martian played a lot of seventies and eighties songs and everyone got down and danced, the songs were
Dancing queen abba
Sweet home Alabama
American pie don McLean
Standing on the outside cold chisel
Duncan slim dusty using all the names of the people here
And then they left the stage
And bon Scott came on stage with Michael Hutchence and Roy Orbison
Michael on drums Roy vocals and bon
On bass guitar they sang
Pretty woman
You shook me all night long
Suicide blonde
You got it
Who made who
Need you tonight
Handle with care
Thunderstruck
Devil inside
And then they bowed to the audience thanking them for dancing and left the stage
Then the crazy hip hop dancers from Jupiter who were Daniel morecombe
And Graeme Thorne who is me now on earth and Caleb Logan and they danced to great songs like
A hip hop version to YMCA village people and Stan from Eminem and another hip hop version of karma chameleon from culture club standing on the inside looking out which is a song I wrote and performed at the poetry slam and the last one was come on aussies come on the old cricket song and now we have some cosmic belly dancers coming out
Their names are Kim Davidson and Bridget bromhead and Ruth cracknell and they shook their bellies to chicken dance
And nut bush city limits and a Christmas song jingle bells and good ship Lollypop and rock and roll music
And after that the swinging yobbos came out slim dusty Alfred Waldron who was another previous life of mine and my currents life’s late father Barry Allan who is now Betty Campbell
And they sang songs like waltzing Matilda and fly burgers which was my first poem I wrote and a tisket a tasket which we showed our inner ***** and then we played all the afl theme songs starting with Sydney Adelaide Carlton Brisbane Melbourne
West coast Fremantle port Adelaide
The gws giants Gold Coast suns north Melbourne hawthorn st Kilda Essendon Richmond and Collingwood
And finished with the green machine
Canberra Raiders song and we left the stage then I came out to sing this song before the fireworks
It is called the schizophrenic Macarena
1 2 3 4 do the schizophrenic
From the first day you were born
To your current situation
With medication you can be reformed
Yeah mate yeah I am schitzophrenic
Don’t worry about my best mate
His name was rob butler
I wish I could explain it because I know
There was no best friend named rob butler
You see if I was married to Susan brown mate and if I had a family
With two sons David and mike
I know they don’t exist
But in a way I wished they did
And I am schitzophrenic
1 2 3 4 I am schitzophrenic
From the first day I was born
To my current situation
With medication I can be reformed
Wow yeah I am schitzophrenic
I like Christmas
But I am a Buddhist
I like the peace behind it
Despite being anything but at peace
With my crazy mental illness
Then I jumped in the back seat
Of my best mates cab
But the thing about it is
No mate of mine has ever drove a cab
Except Stan niemic but it is not him
1 2 3 4 do the schitzophrenic
From the first day I was born
To my current situation
I wish my childish dillusions will go away cause I hate being schitzophrenic oh yeah bow bow
And now here are the beautiful fireworks and that lit up the sky for 21 minutes, it was beautiful
Bye everyone and I will see you at the next cosmic community concert
Goodbye dudes

When you get older
Your mind is so slow
As you go about
Your daily life with your head in the clouds
Oh yeah that’s bad
Then you go to do activities
To improve your mind
Making artworks
And kids toys out of wood
C’mon you feel unreal
Then you go to celebrate
Your birthday because your getting old
You walk on a bus as slow as ever
Making everyone late
Drinking scotch at the airport pub
With a midgeon of ice
Then as you leave you head is spinning
And alcohol poisoning is coming in
You feel like throwing up something fierce
And then the party is over yeah
You drink Metamucil to improve your health
It gives you energy to burn
Then as everyone is going to
A music festival as they hit you while passing
You yell at them saying
That Woodstock people were nicer yeah
A sign you are growing old
When you watching the tube in your house you suddenly grow so tired
As the young are staying up all night
Your eyes can’t stay awake
You remember when your music was
On after 11
But now your music is in family concerts
A sign that I am growing old
As the young are in the clubs
Partying all night
You are going to community performances
Still partying away
To girls and music that was cool back then while young people say your lame
Very very very lame

I am happy
I am feeling and looking happy about my life
I had a very bad anxiety attack
On Saturday night
Because I am getting all these
Demands made onto me
Like I am worried about what
People say if I don’t lose weight
At the weigh in
But the truth is
If I lose more weight it will be a bonus to me but I am happy because my lifestyle has changed
I don’t drink coke
I don’t eat total and utter crap
I get people saying
That they don’t want old Brian returning but I can tell you
I am feeling happy and positive
Knowing I lost over 80 kg and
Even if I don’t lose much more
At present doesn’t necessarily mean
Old Brian is returning
You see I am doing what I want to do
Being strong isn’t really for me
But learning is
I would like to join groups
In art or even dancing like hip hop
But more to my own age group
I think I am putting too much
Pressure on myself
In the attempt on winning awards for weight loss even if I can say to myself
Been there done that
And I could congratulate other people
In following in my footsteps
I will say to you this
I want to stop looking up in anxiety
And the way to do that
Is saying I am happy
And the reason why my workouts
Aren’t doing well is
Because my brain is full of pressure
On being the city’s little angel
I would like to do things in the community and I want the pressure
Of losing weight to go away
I have lost old Brian
He will never return
Never ever ever ever
Because I know the foods and drinks
I had to bring old Brian here in the first place
I am a happy positive person
Who wants to have fun
Old Fat Brian is dead never to be coming back
I thank you to everyone who changed
My bad eating habits but I feel happier now, dudes

I wanna be a wallaby
The wallabies are the best
They beat the mighty all blacks
By 47 to 26
What a win by the wallabies
I can hardly believe my eyes
What a win I hope they can keep it up
Oh yeah and yes they gave the
All blacks a surprise
Perth was the place
To catch the great challenge they embrace
Wattcha wanna be
A walla wallaby
A great win a great win
Oh yeah bow bow
Carn the mighty wallabies
We are the best
Because we beat the best
But who cares because those
Mighty wallabies say to me
Wattcha wanna be
A walla wallaby
Football meat pies yes those
Wallabies beat the odds
And gave the Perth crowd
A great win for them
Carn the wallabies
Carn the wallabies
The all blacks are the team to beat
And we go one-up oh yeah mate yeah
I wanna be a wallaby
Watcha wanna be
A walla wallaby
47 to 26, I can hardly believe my eyes
Yes Australia gave us a surprise
Go the wallabies kick some ****
Go the wallabies show some class
And they did all blacks had their chances
And Australia never gave up
Cold tinnie crack one right now
Cold tinnie crack it open mate
Crack one for the mighty wallabies mate
Cold tinnie crack one right now
Green and gold green and gold
The best team around
Green and gold green and gold
Too good oh yeah
Black is a dark colour
We need to put the bright colours first
Green and gold, cold tinnie cold tinnie
Crack one for the wallabies mate
I am an Aussie and I love life
And I love when the wallabies win
Especially against the mighty all blacks
Well done wallabies 47 to 26
I can hardly believe it
Wattcha wanna be
A walla wallaby
What a win highest ever score
Against New Zealand
Yes dudes what a win

I am Brian Allan
I am 50 years old
I was born on the 28th May 1969
I love doing art, like tapestries and paintings and drawing
I get the idea from my cosmic beliefs
I write stories and poems too
Some silly and somewhat strange
I have a disability as well as schizophrenia I use my disability to make me a better person
And a lot of my artwork is based on that
I like going out having fun
Like to the movies or to watch a game of sport or to do tenpin bowling
My goals are to create a better world for each person to live in through my art

Don’t try and change me
Every part of my life
Don’t try and make my poems better
Don’t try and stop me from enjoying family vlogs cause they are fun
Don’t try and change my chain of thought
I am a positive person who loves life
I hate people trying to change me
Trying to say my voices are true
Even the mental health dillusions
Please don’t try and change me
I am not you, I can’t be perfect
That is impossible to be perfect
I am trying as hard as I could to
Exercise right, I don’t want anyone
Who thinks they know me better
Than I know myself to dominate or change me
I might not want to do anything you want me too
Don’t try and change me
Sometimes in life you have to speak your mind
And I don’t want to make excuses
I just don’t want anyone to change me
Never never never my friend
I will say I am not you
I am me I am me
I have the answers about myself
Not you
So, mate don’t try and change me
Please stop trying to change me
If I get lightheaded it is what I say
Bit what you think
I know my body better than you
I know you don’t like bullying
But changing people is a form of bullying and I don’t approve
I have a mental illness
And I do believe I can get work one day
I do believe I can achieve me goals
And not the goals you give me and
Say they should be my goals
Please mate I don’t like people trying to change me
Just because I don’t look like I have good goals doesn’t mean my mind is muddled
I am not different in a queer way
I am different in a way that everyone
Is different in their own way
So don’t try and change me
I love life I care for people
Don’t try and be a part of everything I do because you worry about my lifestyle
That is changing people that is bullying
I hate that it drives me nuts
Don’t try and change me
PLEASE leave me alone

The living years day 3



Today Brian was very excited because he starts his new job as a cleaning contracter at a hotel smack bang in the middle of the city and he really was happy there and Peter and Patrick were happy for Brian getting this job to make him more money so he can have some fun but there was a downside but Brian was determined not to let the negative energy destroy him but the cosmos made him hear crazy voices to send his house directly to Jupiter moon and going out to steal a drink and putting $4 on the ground for the homeless people to pick up and he heard all of his family and Peter and Patrick flying around with him and Brian noticed the voices were the same since his last job so he was determined to keep himself out of the psych ward and keep his good job
You see Brian found this job fun it was a bit hard dealing with the bosses but
Brian was doing his work ok so there was no problem with that and then took his medication and went for a run around the block to block the voices from his head and at 9-00 he went to bed to get ready for work the next day thinking no more psych ward for me and when Brian got up he had breakfast with Peter and then after that he had his shower and got dressed and went to work and said
I almost got to the psych ward but then I decided to change my mindset to positive and working made Brian feel happy and alive never to be with any losers stuck in there and after Brian finished work he met Patrick for a beer and skittles and a hamburger as well and Brian and Patrick were feeling great and never ever will those voices be an issue

The living years day 2



Today was a awkward day for Brian
Because he developed voices in his head from an old schoolyard bully named Paul Barker, the words brian is hearing is come on Brian you will never make it in the world you are a total failure, please Brian don’t cry, oh please don’t cry and this drove Brian to breaking point because hearing those voices were not his cup of tea
So when he discussed it with Peter, peter told him just try to eliminate those voices, keep them away from your everyday life and do something positive like exercise eg, running to keep your fitness up, because you need that positive vibe in you to eliminate the voice of Paul Barker forever and as you run yell in the air
Eliminate Paul Barker till you run out of breath and then Peter told him of the running festival with music and healthy food is coming up, and suggested Brian to come along to see if he could go the distance and then peter said Brian if you can do that
You will be a warrior and Paul Barker
Will leave your head forever and I would like to see what Paul Barker thinks of you then and Brian started to train for this running festival to go about his dream to get rid of the negative thoughts from his head
Peter said to Brian work hard work hard **** that negativity about you being a failure because you are not
You are a warrior Brian and you have to be new and improved to show the old bullies who is boss and even if Brian found it hard he decided he didn’t want to just make up excuses
He wanted to be a warrior he wanted to be new and improved, and each day he trained and trained very hard
And pushed himself to the limit
So when the day of the running festival came he would be up to his best potential and each minute each day Brian was feeling tired but he can feel himself getting fitter and fitter as the running festival came closer and closer, yes running became fun for Brian and when his friend Patrick noticed that Brian was becoming fitter from all that running he was doing
He joined in with peter to get Brian to get his bully out of head and try and create a positive mindset and this will make Brian achieve his dreams but there is one thing that Brian doesn’t like and that is people making dreams for him, like someone else dreaming up something good that will be fun for Brian and obsess about trying to make that happen but Brian wanted to do the running festival because running is great, the great John Becker played by ted Danson is a negative part of his life, Brian wanted to get himself off the couch and into great exercise to one day make it fun
Another thing Brian hated is people telling him to turn off his appliances off at a certain time because that will drive him crazy and as long as he does his exercising that shouldn’t really happen and Paul’s voice was fading and fading but suddenly it reached breaking point and this made Brian angry and he pushed that run really hard and the voice disappeared
Like Brian got up in nirvana and picked up a knife and jumped on Paul and stabbed him numerous times till Paul barkers voice was dead and buried and then at the end Brian Peter and Patrick had a Buddhist ritual to say goodbye to that bully in Brian’s head forever and then the day of the running festival came where there was great music and healthy food and Brian came in the middle of the pack but he didn’t collapse at all
Which was totally awesome dude

The living years


This is a story of two people named Brian and peter who try and live very good lives, they exercise every morning by doing a lap around their suburb and they both go to work
Brian is an artist who wants to help the world through his art and despite his mind being made up, he thinks it would be good if he had a good job he will have money to go on holidays and Peter was a gym instructor who trained people to become fitter in mind body and spirit and unlike Brian
Peter believed in strong discipline and
Said it would be great if Brian would follow in his footsteps as opposed to just doing what he wants, both of them were from strong families who believed in the laid back kind of life but peter wanted more but it didn’t seem to work out for him no matter how many times he tried, and helping people with their fitness goals seemed to work out very well for him
And Brian was happy every time he sold an artwork and that inspired him to realise that art was his thing
Peter was suffering after a breakup with his girlfriend Joan who himself trained to be a better person but Joan wanted more from their relationship than peter did so they split up, Peter still trained her twice a week, and every day training Joan, Peter was worried about not being very cool, but then he was fit and strong and every 5 months joined a strongman tournament to make his world a hell of a lot better and cooler, and he always took it out on his mate Brian like saying clean your house and make it spotless ‘boy’ and then suddenly a client gave peter a ticket to see Adelaide crows play the Geelong cats because he couldn’t go and Peter decided to ask Brian if he was interested in going with him and Brian was excited because he really loves the Adelaide crows and watching them play really made him happy and Peter gave him the ticket and said, meet me at the gate or if I call and say I will be late go inside and get your seat and this is going to be exciting, and Peter loved to visit his mum and dad at their home in Coober pedy in which was an underground town, mainly at Christmas and other religious holidays and Brian had a life with his best mate Patrick who they have been mates since school, Brian and Patrick went to see concerts together as well as go to nightclubs as well as footy games mainly SANFL matches where both of them liked watching the Glenelg tigers play whether they won or lost it didn’t worry them it was just a game
But this story is not stuck in the past, no, Brian was now with peter but Patrick was there trying to make Brian
Understand that they are still friends
Through and through and then Brian wanted to be given a job in a job which he could make a difference like working in a homeless centre because he felt sorry for the homeless people as they have a lot of problems dealing with things that Brian and Peter take for granted but because of that some of the homeless people yelled at Brian saying if you want to help us ******* away from this place it isn’t the place that you want to work, no but it is my life today said Brian and Peter asked Brian if he was interested in having a hearty dinner of chicken parmigiana with fresh vegetables and pumpkin
And sometimes Brian got sick of Peter but if they departed their ways he would lose his house so he needed Peter with his high paying job to keep him in his house, besides which Brian
Feels for homeless people but didn’t want to be one of them and yes that was the bond that kept them together. The next day Brian went to his art group where he learned how to express his great imagination to the entire world and after a few weeks of Enjoying this he was asked if his art could be used in a television show on channel 7 because it is amazing how much expression is his works and this made Brian so happy and he went to the bottle shop and bought a nice sparkling wine to celebrate their good fortune and after another 2 weeks Ellen degenerous asked Brian to be on her show in the United States of America so she can get his wonderful expressive artworks out to the people
And Brian was ever so happy about that and he has seen the show and Brian wondered what gift Ellen was going to give him like something like $20-000 to get him in good courses
To make his art improve to the best of his ability but there was still no message of what Ellen was thinking of
And Peter taught Brian about the things he has to say when he is there to say he is a good artist to imply he deserves the money and Peter gave him a mock interview with him pretending he was Ellen and Brian was getting nervous and started to worry that Ellen will kick him out saying you will never be like us ‘ever
And then as the mock interview continued Brian said he wanted to be an actor saying his expressive art will give him confidence to come out of his shell and learn how to act and yes this will make Brian happy but peter asked questions that Ellen wouldn’t ask in a million years but he did that to tell him that he has the talent but he needs to show Ellen that and Brian got very emotional about it and Patrick was thinking Brian is turning into an emotinal ******* know an emo but Brian told Patrick to leave him the **** alone and let me live my life right, ok and then after the day was over Brian and Peter sat down and watched the footy matches that were on television that night and Brian was feeling confident about going on the Ellen show talking about his art and both Brian and Peter were happy with their lives but there is always things that could change their happiness just lurking around the corner like life’s problems.

Come on raiders
Keep it up
You are leading 12-4 over Penrith
At the 28 th minute of first half
Don’t think of you could give up
Just say we must play well
We must keep our lead up
And don’t have our negative thoughts bother us
The crowd will cheer
Some for penrith some for raiders
So raiders be positive
And say we need to do this
We are in the top 4
And the only way we will keep there
Is by being positive about winning
Winning will get us up there
So if we have an early lead
Like we do now
Keep it up
If we make mistakes
Try to limit them
And try and push Penrith to the limit and don’t let them back in the match
We are the bad and mean greenmachine
We will go our fighting
Seeing green
We must limit our mistakes
And be positive
We will hit em hit em
Be a positive team
Keep fighting for victory
Is all I say

hi dudes and dudettes and welcome to Saturn club rings, where we are celebrating

the life of peter macnamara who was a famous aussie tennis player, and my nanna jean allan

whose new earth body is Aydan Calafiore, who was a great singer on the voice, anyhow his last life jean alan was a great

tennis fan and i have jean allan with me now to welcome peter to the afterlife

as we bring him to helping the world in his next life and here is slim dusty to start the welcoming party

slim

hi everyone and welcome to the great tennis player peter macnamara, here is this little piece

oh yeah, i would love to have a beer with peter

his backhand was pretty ace

and now this great player joins us in outta space

he joined up with mcnamee in doubles oh yeah

and in 1982 he was number 3 in the world

in 1980 he made it good in our grand slams

winning aussie open in 1979

and then won wimbledon in 1980 and 1982

and now, i want to see if he could carry his love for tennis or whatever to the kids of today

is he going to a future pro, like he coached a lot of greats

and hoping in his next life, he can inherit his great tennis styles

he is now the greatest, welcome to Saturn as perform this show, WELCOME peter to the great show

and now as yo look over our greats, what are you going to do

celebrate your life dude, here is jean who was your great fan


and now here is jean to read a poem, to say WELCOME

jean’s poem

welcome pete welcome pete

it will be great to see you here

your backhand and your coaching skills

really showed us how to play

i didn’t see the earth as jean this century

but i saw a lot of you

you made me want to sit on my couch watch the tennis and enjoy it yeseree

congratulations to peter, you were the greatest, yes you were

i saw players you beat, and players who you lost too

yes, and you were great

as i sat closing my legs on my couch

i loved to see you play

and i have reincarnated into a very talented kid

i think you will as well

whether you will play tennis, or anything else you see


congratulations mcnamara you were the best i can see

we have a few great future players, and australia hasn’t very many good men

but ash barty is playing well for the women, maybe your spirit can help you through

aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi

i hope you will be happy in your future lives, i know i am

The best ******* person
In the world was me
I have a very cool version of my good old family tree
I know I am the person
People expect me to be
I am the best in the world can’t ya see
You see despite me having mental illness and my voices drive me crazy every day
But I don’t let my voices control me
I just remain positive in my way
My mum and brother enjoy my company
And others like me to hang around
I just want something cool to write about
Yeah that stops me from fucken feeling down
The best ******* person
In the world was me
I have a very cool version of my
Good old family tree
I know I am the person
People expect me to be
I am the best in the world can’t ya see
I like to watch the Aussie rules match
And cheer so loud for my team to win
But if they lose I don’t let it bother me
Because it is really dumb to blame the umpire
So I just remain positive anyway
The best ******* person
In the world was me
I have a very cool version of
My good old family tree
I know I am the person
People expect me to be
I am the best in the world can’t ya see
At Christmas time I enjoy the carols
On the television oh yeah
I like watching the stars sing
With loud voices
As I join them on my couch much the same
I am not really Into the food
Most of it makes me really fat
And I enjoyed Christmas with family yes as I play with the family cat
The best ******* person
In the world was me
I have a very cool version
Of my good old family tree
I know I am the person
People expect me to be
I am the best in the world can’t ya see
On New Year’s Eve I feel like a party
Whether it is going out or staying in
You see you could party without all the junk food
Sometimes at home you could hop on the bike
If you are out you head to the dance floor and party like it is 1999
And then as they count down from
10 to 1 you watch the fireworks
Yes they are quite Devine
The best ******* person in the
World was me
I have a very cool version of my
Good old family tree
I know I am the person
People expect me to be
I am the best in the world can’t ya see
The best ******* person
In the world was me
I have a very cool version
Of my good old family tree
I know I am the person
People expect me to be
I am the best in the world can’t ya see
The best ******* person
In the world was me
I have a very cool version
Of my good old family tree
I know I am the person
People expect me to be
I am the best in the world can’t ya see
Oh yeah bow bow
Check me out dudes
Check the cool one out

i am a cool kid, ****** oath but i say this cause it shows you my cool side


****** oathe I am a cool kid
Your a yeah mate yeah kid
You do everything yeah mate yeah
I am the coolest dude in Canberra
I give to charities that reach my heart
I enjoy living my life
Loving every aspect of it
Saying ****** oathe
I am a cool kid you are a yeah mate yeah kid
You are a little baby kid
You study hard to do what you want
And help a lot of people
Like going overseas to visit
Third world countries
To learn how lucky Australia is
You see we help each other
Watch great sports
Explore great countryside
And ski our great snowy mountains
And see the animals in our great zoos
****** oathe I am a cool kid
Your a yeah mate yeah kid
You do things yeah mate yeah my friend
I want to say to you that teasing is nothing but it can hurt the feelings
Of many people
Bullying is worst
It can physically and emotionally scar
People forever
Only cowards tease and bully
And we need to put a stop to it
****** oathe I am a cool kid you are a yeah mate yeah kid
I don’t hang out with loser mates no more
You see mates who believe they are
Better than other people
Are losers to me
I am a cool kid your a yeah mate yeah kid Jewish messiah people are just
Plain losers losers losers to me

I am not a fine bully
I don’t like bullying anyway
I can just imagine how dolly
Would be feeling if she was alive
I believe she is still around
But that is just a belief of mine
I feel sorry for that wonderful kid
You see people get jealous of
Everything about you
So they will jump on the computer
And start cyber bullying you
And make people doubt their
Existence on this earth
You see I am not a fine bully
Because I know it is not fun
Bullies become jealous of you
Because of the way your family treat you
It is mighty wrong to bully
You see it happened to me too
But I don’t want to let that stop me
Of loving life on this earth
I hear a lot of past bullies
Messing with my head
Saying to me, I am too cool to go to bed
Because going to bed means
I am maturing into the man I am today
But people want to tease and bully me, I find it ****** hard
But I love my life too much to
Let these bullies worry me
I don’t want to take my life
Cause as I said I love my life too much
For that kind of crap
I am not a fine bully
I don’t want to take my life
I don’t want to let bullies
Get underneath my skin
I say goodbye to dolly
I felt sorry for her
She deserves better than
Cowardly bullies bothering her
So as she enters her next life
I hope she can be protected
Athena will promise to look after her
So if she gets a negative comment
On social media
To just ignore it like I do
Enjoy your next life dolly
I hope this next life won’t be cut short
Like your last one was
I am not a fine bully
Because bullies are cowards yeah

Today is Monday today is Monday
Monday is pork chop night
As Homer Simpson would say
Tuesday is hot dogs
As Homer Simpson would say
Wednesday is pizza night
As Homer Simpson would say
Thursday is just beer
As Homer Simpson would say
Friday is pasta night
As Homer Simpson would say
Saturday is burger night
As Homer Simpson would say
Sunday is bacon and eggs
As Homer Simpson would say
Everybody happy
If you don’t copy Homer you will
Nobody on earth wants to be like Homer anyway
As each night you eat these foods
And park yourself down on the couch
You will look smell and act like Homer
And will you be happy
My ****** oathe you won’t

I am not a crazy person mate
Ever in my life
I like having fun with everyone
It doesn’t matter if they are rich or poor
I want to have fun yes I do
Crazy people say I ain’t cool
I personally I call myself
The coolest dude in Canberra
I want to go out to shows
And really have fun
I have to do well at that
To keep my mojo in tact
You see I ain’t a crazy person
No I am not
When people say I am
I say I’m not
I like footy I like music too
I like watching dramas yes I do
I hate begging on the street
Like a crazy person does
But sometimes I give money
If they really am suffering yeah
But sometimes the beggars
Are just feeding their addictions
Which makes me think I am a crazy person
If I give them some cash
Cause I ain’t a crazy person mate
Ever in my life
If I be a crazy dude
I will get into strife
I should be normal mate
Don’t think of being crazy
It makes me just a tad fucken lazy
I am not a crazy person mate
Ever ever ever mate
I am no crazy person no
I like having fun
Crazy crazy crazy for being a ****
But I know people put labels
On everyone they meet
But if you must label me
Make sure it isn’t ****** crazy
No I am not crazy never never never
I am normal if there is any such word

Feed my addiction
Feed my addiction
Have a nice day
Yes have a nice day
Give me money
So I can buy a pack of smokes
And give me money to buy myself
A case of beer dude
You need to feed my addiction
Feed my addiction
Have a nice day
I want to eat junk food
I want to smoke like I am a chimney
I know there are people in third countries but who cares
Just care for me
Feed my addiction
Feed my addiction
Have a nice day, mate
I just want to ask for money
Like you are a walking atm
You see you should give me money
So my addiction is fed
I look like to people on the street
Like I am big ted
Feed my addiction
Feed my addiction
Have a nice day
Give me money for smokes and beer
So I can have my solitude
That is important very important
To give me what I want
Feed my addiction
Give me money right now buddy
To feed my addiction
Feed my addiction
Have a have a have a really nice day

This isn’t about me personally
It is about beggars on the street
They ask for money every day
Which can be annoying especially
When it is just to feed their addiction
For beer or smokes

Schizophrenia schitzophrenia
You are a schitzo schitzo schitzo dude
You are a bit mental
And you have no brains mate
You are a schitzo dude oh yeah
You need to beg to have a better life
But personally you could run into strife
It is a desease that can make
Me feel sorry for them
Some people can be better people on their own
But schizophrenics have to have their meds to be better
And I feel really sorry for them
Because it can be a struggle really mate it is
The rich calls them schitzos
Big schitzos as they are having problems yeah
Because most of the time
When they were kids
They were as normal as pie
But overall most schitzos
Fall apart at 20
And that is a mighty real shame
When I was a kid I played basketball
I was in the school concert
I watched the footy with mates
And I was a bowler too
And then I fell apart
Like getting in trouble with the law
And my head was trying to push me down like people started to tease me
My mates didn’t want me around
I had to hang around in the city
And at the mall
I just needed a mate to hang with
But I was a schitzo
I went back to bowling
Playing better than as a child
Making me feel great oh yeah
But in other ways I was learning
More about mental health
In the wrong way
I was getting dillusions
Which made me do what I didn’t want to do
And sometimes I can’t get my youth back
I needed to grow up
And get my mind out of the gutter
And move on to being the best version of myself
But all the jobs I want are impossible for me to get because I am a schitzo
I want to make a difference
I want to come out of my shell
I am certainly not shy
The word the cosmos gives me
If I want to move on is a ****** schitzo
Everything is moving away from me
And my past is coming back to haunt me
I don’t want to be a schitzo I want to be the best version of myself
I want to be a warrior in my life
It is better than being a negative schitzo
Please I need to see people
Act like I am a changed man
No mored dillusions for me mate
No more dillusions ever
Call me cool getting the better of my illness

this is my late father
he was a good man
and here he is bringing all the children
who died from child abuse
up to a cosmic party in saturn club rings
i know their families didn't want them to die
but unfortunately they did
and my dad who helped a lot of children on earth
brings these children
to saturn club rings
to show them a groovy cool party for the children to enjoy
there is a big dinosaur behind them
but he means no harm
he wants to keep the cool in these children
so they wouldn't be so scared to reincarnate into future lives
dad died in the swimming pool and now he is having
a wow of a time as Betty Campbell
and dying the way he did, dad didn't really want
to die back then
but he did, and just then he organised a children's cosmic
party on Saturn
he is doing it to show that just because he is dead
he won't stop helping children regain their way
but now he does it religiously

here is a song dad is leading with the children
care for kids oh yeah dudes
find a minute to spare for kids oh yeah
if they have problems with other adults lend them your ear
and listen up to what they want to say
care for kids
don't abuse or do harm to kids
because kids deserve to live life just as me
oh kids, they want to party, say 'awesome'
and have fun with their friends
oh kids, people want to get closer
just say to those people just back off
or you will have serious problems with the authorities yeah
and that doesn't sound like fun
care for kids
my dad on earth is just a 4 year old girl
but she has the right to express herself
anyway she wants oh yeah
don't give her strife leave her be to be the person she wants
oh kids, just let dad be the great man up there
looking after the kids
like he was the good man down here, doing the same thing
oh kids, just let them do what they want within reason
and let them have fun within reason
yes, party all night
dad looked after me and my brother too, he spanked us when we were naughty but overall he looked after us
dad was great

Sudafed for my clogged up head
If symptoms get worst
You go to bed
And let Athena help you
Get rid of your runny nose
And sinus yeah
So if you want to look normal
Like everyone does
Take a Sudafed to clear your head
Get rid of runny nose
Get rid of sinus
Make sure your snot
Doesn’t fall into your food
Make sure you take a Sudafed
Every 4 hours of the day
Yes yes yes it gives you the
Chance to socialise right
Taking a Sudafed for my stuffed
Up head and if symptoms get worst
You head of to bed
And Athena could be your doctor
Operating on calming down the mucus
So you can be really cool
I want to be cool taking a
Sudafed for my clogged up head
And when I go to bed I
Feel really calm

Today I went back to bowling after 2 weeks off and, mate I scored a beautiful 212 game in the first game with 6 strikes and the rest of the frames being spares
No open frames in my first game and the second game was lower but still a great score of 173 with 4 strikes and 3 spares and, mate that was a good score
And that is where the strikes ended for the day when I bowled my last score of 126 which was no strikes and 4 spares
A bit more dismal than the other two scores but I made a series total of 511 which is radically awesome, dudes the best series total from me since I came back to bowling this year and we are sitting on 5 th of the ladder also which is awesome

Here is a poem

Awesome day awesome day
At Belconnen bowling alley in the winter
I scored well but I dropped down
As the games went by
In the winter
I didn’t let the cold bother me
I didn’t even need a cup of tea
To warm me up yes, to warm me up
At Belconnen bowling alley in the winter
212 and 173 and 126 oh yeah
Making the series a whopping score
Of 511 oh yeah it was rad it was rad
The best score of the year
My second 200 of the year
Totally awesome no matter what you think
Yes it was an awesome day, yeah
At the bowling alley in the winter
Ooooooh yeaaaaaah

Frame by frame scores
First game

1.     X.           29

2.     X.           49

3.   9 /.            69

4.      X.            89

5.     9 /.          106

6.      7 /.          125

7.       9 /.          143

8.       8 /           162

9.        9 /.          182

10.     X X X.       212
Total.                   212


Second game

1.         6 -              6

2.           X.           36

3.            X.           63

4.            X.            81

5.          7 1.            89

6.          8 /.           108

7.           9 /.           128

8.             X.           148

9.            8 /.           165

10.           7 1.           173
Total.                        173

Third game

1.             8 1.               9

2.             7 2.             18

3.              6 /.             37

4.               9 /.             56

5.                9 -             65

6.                7 /.              81

7.                 6 3.             90

8.                  7 2.             99

9.                   8 -            107

10.               6 / 9.            126
Total.                                126

Series total.                      511
Totally radical dude

Daniel Daniel Daniel
Is a crazy person yeah
Daniel Daniel Daniel
The craziest dude on earth
He doesn’t have ***
Because of a ***** problem
He says he is the messiah
Which is a load of crap
Daniel Daniel Daniel
Is a crazy person yeah
He is crazy very very crazy
He thinks he is the best
I think Daniel Daniel
Is crazy to the core
He complains about Aussies
He complains about the rich
He complains about life line
Thinking they are ****
He thinks people are doing things
With his food what a bunch of crap
He thinks teenagers are laughing at him when they are not
Daniel Daniel Daniel
Is a crazy person yes
Daniel Daniel Daniel
Crazy to the core
He needed me to stop him from getting angry and that for me
Is a big responsibility
But my mate Daniel
Thinks he is different to all the
Other mentally ill people
When his thoughts are the same
What a crazy person that Daniel is

Hey Barty it is good you won the French open wasn’t it

You see she was just a girl from Ipswich town in the state of Queensland and when she picked up a racket from an early age
I always thought she had it in her blood yeah
You see despite letting her opposition in she still came out on top and the pressure she gave her opposition a headache she was very very good
Barty clap clap clap
Barty clap clap clap
C’mon Barty let’s go party
Oh yeah come on
C’mon Barty let’s go party
Ooooooh yeah c’mon
Barty clap clap clap
Barty clap clap clap
She left tennis to play big bash cricket
For the Brisbane heat yeah
But soon after she got back into the game she loves which is the game of tennis
You see she will deliver an ace
And shock the opposition so bad yeah
Then she will play hit hit games
Right till the end till the point is hers
Barty clap clap clap
Barty clap clap clap
C’mon Barty let’s go party
Oh yeah come on
C’mon Barty let’s go party
Ooooooh yeah c’mon
Barty clap clap clap
Barty clap clap clap
As we cheer for Barty
Our voices are losing
And all that is fine
Because for the simple reason
She isn’t losing
She has the right mind for winning
Everyone who likes tennis
Will be celebrating her win with alcohol
Whether it is beer or wine or ***** or scotch or something a hell of a lot stronger
Barty clap clap clap
Barty clap clap clap
Congratulations Ashley Barty
For winning the 2019 French open tennis

Hi everyone and welcome to brumbies night live snd this is going to be an exciting match against the might of the NSW Waratahs where if the brumbies win a bonus point and win they will be on top of the Australian conference and now here is Tom with a jingle

Jingle jangle party on
Go the brumbies go brumbies go
We need to win this exciting match
To be the best in Australia yeah
Come on brumbies
Come on brumbies
Win win win
Put the pressure on the Waratahs
Keep them down
Come on brumbies
Let’s cheer them on
Come on brumbies
Party on
Jingle jangle jingle jangle
Party on brumbies beat the tahs

Thank you Tom and now here is Peter

Row row row the ball
Up and down the field
Beat the tahs beat the tahs
Come on brumbies
Row row row the ball
And we will cheer them on
Go the mighty brumbies
Be the best in Australia

Thanks Peter and now here is the match go brumbies beat the tahs

Hi everyone and what a great lead the mighty brumbies have got at the half time break the score is brumbies 28 NSW 3 and it looks like the brumbies have what it takes to be the best in Australia in 2019 and here is Harry with his jingle

Go the brumbies go the brumbies
Go the mighty brumbies mate
We are up by 25 points
Go the brumbies yeseree
We need to win this match my friend
To be the best in oz
And despite those 3 points from Waratahs being the first points
Nothing can drag ACT down
All we need to do is this
Play the best we could
Keep the tahs under pressure mate
Forever que Sara Sara
Go the brumbies kick some ******* ***
Go the brumbies show some ******* class and keep the tahs from scoring
Go brumbies go
Win tonight at bank west

Thank you Harry and now here is Jeanette with her jingle

They said we will never make it
At the start of the year
But we stuck it out all guns blazing
And put pressure on the tahs
You say we are piling pressure on them
Leading 28 to 3
And hopefully we will keep this lead
Go the mighty brumbies
Go the mighty team
Fight hard to make us keep
The lead so it is good for us
Go brumbies go

Thanks Jeanette and now over to the second half go brumbies

Hi everyone and what a win for the brumbies over the Waratahs 35 points to 24 and despite the last try and conversion being from the Waratahs the brumbies still won the Australian conference and now here is Yvonne with her jingle

Go the brumbies
Come on brumbies
We won this great match
It was a great finish for the tahs yeah
But the brumbies played so well
To keep themselves still in the hunt
What a great win
You see the better team won
Oh yeah bow bow
Go the brumbies team
The tahs played alright
But we were the better team
It will ****** seem
Go the brumbies

Thanks Yvonne and now here is ken with his jingle

I am a jingle jangle brumby
With a flippy floppy hat
We scored a great number of points
And showed the tahs who is boss
I am a happy go lucky brumby team
Happier than the other team
We will fight pile on the pressure
Yes yes yes
Jingle jangle brumby playing so well
Better than the other Aussie’s
Playing today
Go brumbies

Thank you ken and this match was a beauty of a match and now here is Joel with a jingle

Waratahs are losers losers losers
Waratahs are losers in the best version of the word
The brumbies played too good too good too good
The brumbies played too good
Too good oh yeah
Yes we will go further further further
Hopefully we will go further
But it might be ****** hard
Waratahs are losers losers losers
They are mighty losers
In the best version of the word
Go brumbies

Thank you Joel and I know it is great to see the brumbies win but the tahs played alright but just weren’t good enough and now we draw the final curtain go brumbies

And now we draw the final curtain
The brumbies won oh yeah
The Waratahs weren’t good enough
But who cares about that
The brumbies are the champions yes they are the champions of the Comp
Go the mighty brumbies go

Australia is the lucky country
Lucky, yes we are
Australia is the lucky country
Lucky, yes we are
The luckiest country
Compared to the Middle East
And I know Australians live in poverty
But we have beaches and footy mate
We also have events to bring the families in
To enjoy this wonderful country
Lucky, yes we are
We have loads of helpers
That look after the poor
We also have people
Who show our great bushland
To walk around and explore
Yes we are the lucky country
Compared to the Middle East
We do have our problems
Like a lot of people do
We enjoy the party people
Because we need to have fun
Yes we do oh yeah
We have great tv from our many stations
We bring what we don’t have on tv
To the radio
Because Australia is the lucky country
Lucky, yes we are
We play carols all over the country
And at the carols we collect money
To give to many charities
We go for walks and runs
And that is what we do for fun
And we march every Anzac Day
To honour Australia’s diggers
YouTube keeps the people in touch
Of this great big world
Because Australia really cares for
Other countries and that is why we are the lucky country
Lucky, yes we are
Aussie Aussie Aussie
Lucky yes oh yeah

Hi everyone and welcome to brumbies arvo live and today we play the might of the sun wolves who at the end of the year will be out of the contest and first of all here is Timmy with a jingle

Brumbies go up
Subwolves go down
Brumbies will fight them
To the ground
You put your right leg in
And the opposition puts it out
You speed up around
And you have some fun
Brumbies are the best team
Of the year
Go the mighty brumbies
Dr brumby brumby number 1
We will fight the opp out of the ground
We will punch em till they are suffer yeah
Dr brumby is the best

Thank you Timmy and here is Daniel

Go the mighty brumbies
Beat the sun wolves yeah
You must beat em fight em
Knock them down
The brumbies will win hands down
I have been a brumbies fan
All my ****** life
I go for them and cheer for them
Just me and my wife

Thank you Daniel
And now to the first half of the brumbies and the sun wolves

Ok welcome back and the brumbies are leading the sun wolves 21 to 12 at half time and it is a very good match for the city of Canberra the best city in Australia and now here Kenny brumby

Go the brumbies we are winning
We are fighting but never sinning
We are showing the sun wolves
Who is boss
Ross dosh and a Mess *** fish
Go the mighty brumby team
Win this match win it well win it good
Be like dean the mighty hood
With his ways to win this match overall you are quite a catch
Brumbies clap clap clap
Brumbies clap clap clap
Fight for the brumbies 1 2 3
Gooooo brumbies

Thank you Kenny brumby and now here is Brian with his jingle
Cheer for the brumbies
Leading 21 to 12
Cheer over all their enemies
Nasty little elf
Come on brumbies
Keep this good performance up
Fill me fill yourself right ****** up
Beat the sun wolves they won’t know
What hit em
Come on brumbies fight em fight em
Fight em
To the ground and make this match
A loser for them
Make sure we become best in oz oh yeah
Goooooo brumbies gooooooo

Thank you Brian and now here is another jingle from Barry and Chris

Yo we live in the ACT
Yo and we cheer for the brumbies
Yo everyone cheers for our team
Yo we play like a strong machine
Yo sitting here enjoying brumbies
Beating the sun wolves
Yo yes it is fun cheering them on
Yo go the mighty brumbies team
Yo play the second like the first
It would be good

Thank you Barry and Chris and now off to the second half
Go brumbies

Welcome back and what a great win for the brumbies 42-19 over the sun wolves and I can guarantee to you it was a top match and here is Peter with his victory Chant

Go the brumbies
Kick some ***
Go the mighty brumbies
Show some class
We beat em up in Tokyo
Go the brumbies team
The brumbies are the best around
We will fight em through this town
Carn the brumbies
Show some class
The ACT pride with the brumbies team
Go the brumbies carn the best
Put those sunwolves to the test
Carn the brumbies
Come on win it
Micheal finnegan begin again
Go brumbies well done

Thank you Peter and here is olive
With her jingle

Brumbies brumbies
We are the brumbies
We won so easily
Brumbies brumbies
We are the brumbies
Yes we are the best
We will knock the sun wolves
Out of whack
Cause their slack
Yes they are
Carn the brumbies win this match
Well done well done brumbies team
Go brumbies go brumbies
We are the greatest in the land
We will meet the tahs next week
Yes we will
Will we win will we win
Well we won today in Tokyo
Yes the brumbies are the best

Thank you olive and now here is the end their ain’t no more till the tahs
Next week final curtain to this match will be drawn

As we draw the final curtain
Go the brumbies oh yeseree
We won 42 to 19
Sun wolves are fading fastly
And there is nothing for them next year
As they say goodbye to the super rugby mate
The brumbies will be there again
Go the brumbies

Aussie Aussie Aussie
I am a Fair dinkum a Aussie
I love life every day
Aussie Aussie Aussie
You see I am an Aussie
Yes I watch cricket and afl and league
And like the rich I watch
The rugby union
And I cheer very loud
Aussie Aussie Aussie
I am a fair dinkum a Aussie
I am having fun
Drinking my beer eating pies
Yes I am an Aussie
And I am mighty proud of that
You see like an Aussie
I love my mum and I loved my dad
Yes and I loved a nice hot dinner
Of meat and 2 veg
Aussie Aussie Aussie
I am fair dinkum
Yes I am yes I am
I am Aussie and I am proud of it
Ok I am Aussie hear me roar
I am too cool to ignore
Yes I have fun and really have my fun
And I have fun because I am an
Aussie Aussie Aussie
And fair dinkum a Aussie
Yes that is what I am
I am an Aussie Aussie Aussie
A real battling Aussie
I am cool cause I am Aussie
To the core

I hope Athena
Uses her powers to heal my mum
She has a sore leg
It needs to get better
I hope Athena can give her
A boost of energy
So she can get into things she loves
Rather than sleeping in bed
In so much pain she can’t get out
Come on Athena
Come on Athena
Let her get her life back
Come on Athena
Come on Athena
Eliminate this pain she is in
Nobody wants to be in pain
So, come on Athena
Help my mum get better
I love my mum
I love my mum
I don’t want her to be in pain
Come on Athena
Come on Athena
Make her pain in leg be no more
I know it will be hard
But she is a good person
And she doesn’t deserve this
Come on Athena
Help my mum get better
Cause I love her to bits

It is a sad time when
You hear a baby cry
But they cry for reasons
They cry when they are happy
They cry when they are sad
They cry when they want stuff
They cry when they don’t
They cry when they are moved away
From something they love
They cry when someone
Doesn’t want to cuddle anymore
They cry when they have a fever
They cry when they are angry
They cry when their little nose is runny
They cry when it is hot
They cry when they can’t go outside
To play with their older siblings
They cry when they can’t climb the stairs because they are too little
It is often emotion when a baby cries
You can’t control it
Babies just cry

Hi everyone and welcome to the raiders show where today the mighty raiders play South Sydney Rabbitohs
Where I think it will be a great match
Here is Tom with his jingle

Go raiders go raiders go raiders go
We push em hard and never say no
The raiders will be the best team there
Yeah they will be happy oh yeah
The raiders will come up and win
If they don’t I will arrest you yeah
Partying down the club is cool
Breaking rules is not what they do
Come on Ricky Stuart Coach them good
Yes the raiders are the best around
Go raiders go raiders go raiders go

Thank you Tom and now here is
Peter

La la la la la we are the green machine
We’re bad and mean
We fight them till you see green
We are big and strong
Fast and mean
We are the mighty green machine
We will win and win it well
You see we will tell the cops
That we are best
Go the mighty raiders team
Fight them please the green machine
La la la la la the green machine
We will fight and win oh yeah
We are fast and mean
And big and strong
Time to lose isn’t what we do
Go raiders go raiders go raiders go
We will win even if it is in the snow
The sleet is great very cold
Go the raiders go the raiders
Go go go go go go
Thank you Peter and now over to the match go raiders

Welcome back to the raiders show and the raiders have a very narrow lead of about 6 points to 4 and here is Robert with his jingle

Yes the raiders are up at the half
Only by the narrowist of margins
But who cares oh yeah
6 - 4 is the score
And the raiders are the best
Better than Souths
Putting the bunnies to the test
Come on raiders we must win
Go raiders come on mate
We must win we must win
Put the bunnies down on the ground
Where they belong
They belong down the bottom
But I won’t say
I want to see the raiders win
Oh yeah

Thank you Robert and now here is
Pete with his jingle

We have to fight em up
Push them down
Fight them till you hit the top
And push them to the ground
And then we say to each other mate yeah
Come on the raiders
You see we are individuals
Coming out to win
And if we have a strong team
We must knock their game out of whack
Yes we will win this match oh yeah
Come on the raiders
Go the mighty raiders
You are the best

Thank you Pete and now here is the game go raiders

Welcome back to the raiders show and what a loss we suffered tonight on election night as well here is olly with his jingle

Too bad too bad we lost and we don’t conquer too bad
We weren’t very good tonight
We made a few mistakes
We played bad played bad oh yeah we did
I don’t know what went on
We just weren’t very good
We are going to play the cowboys
Next week and I hope we win but
The amount of times we dropped the bell tonight might suggest other wise
Come on raiders I was saying in the stands but they weren’t listening
No they weren’t

Thank you olly and now here is Kenny

We lost we lost we lost
What happened to us
I would never think
That this years performance
Could take us to a bad loss
I came here today thinking we had a hope but I was far from right
We never ever really put up a big big fight
What is wrong with us oh no
Come on raiders you must bounce back from this
But are you good enough
Well one can only tell
What was wrong with us tonight
Well done bunnies

Thank you Kenny and what a match it was and now let’s draw the final curtain

And now we draw the final curtain
Yes the raiders have lost a shame
You see it is back to us
Making mistakes all the time
What was wrong with us this evening
It was a bad election night
Because we can’t beat
The sides up the top
Which could prove to be a problem
Don’t worry raiders just work on next week
See you next week
Dudes

See you later mr Hawke
It has been a nice time knowing
You as our beloved prime minister
You had good views
You looked after the poor
You had this motto
No Australian child will be living in
Poverty from 1990
And I believe if labor was still in
There might not be Australian children
Living in poverty
You loved attending the prime ministers XI and the grand finals in
Aussie rules and rugby league
You were a larrikin
I call you a man who cared for his fellow man and woman
You were there when Australia 2
Won the America’s cup after the USA
Had it for 130 years and you said
Anyone who sacks an employee
For not going to work today is a ***
That is a act for a really great Australian
I remember watching the election in 1983 when bob hawke beat Malcolm Fraser and mate bob looked as happy as a pig in mud happy like a man who wants to help the country be as great as it is today
Prime ministers don’t last forever
And it is sad that you died
Just before the election where
Labor are favoured to win
I think it will be a honour
To serve you up in nirvana
Before your next life
Goodbye prime minister
Larrikin and friend
And I want you to remember
Through your after life journey
Of how much of a asset
You were to this country
R I P Bob Hawke

Oh Doris day oh Doris day
How much we will miss you
Oh Doris day oh Doris day
You were an excellent person
Just thinking of your acting career
Like movies like calamity Jane
And pillow talk and your sitcom
Called the Doris day show
Yes you lit up our lives
Oh Doris day oh Doris day
She looked after the animals oh yeah mate yeah
Oh Doris day oh Doris day
You gave us high hopes
You gave us high hopes
You gave us high apple pie in the sky hopes and every time I feel bad
I watch your sitcom and it makes me feel like happy families come to thee
Yes Doris day was great
Que Sara Sara
Whatever will be will be
The future is ours to see
Que Sara Sara
Oh Doris day oh Doris day
I like your Tom boy attitude
Oh Doris day oh Doris day
You inspired the world from way back then to now
You helped people understand
That women could be anything they want
Oh Doris day oh Doris day
R I P our grand old lady
See you Doris day miss you lots

Sam Aston has been reborn

Last night in the cosmos Sam Aston who is the lady I know from Darryl’s den has now entered the ****** of her next birth mother, I can’t tell you where she will be etc but she has been reborn, I don’t even know whether she will be a boy or a girl but the exciting news is Sam can live on
Hopefully for a while in this new life
Hopefully she will be happy and healthy and fruitful as they come but I can tell you this she will be expected next year in the first few months so congratulations to Sam Aston to get into her next ****** and I hope she will have many happy memories with her new family like she had in her last life and even if they find out she is disabled just let her be understood by her new family because Buddha works in mysterious ways
Welcome to your new birth mother Sam and hopefully everything will turn out well for you

I feel dizzy in the head watching tv
And doing my art i don’t want to stop the watching tv and art cause I find it fun but I want my head to stop feeling dizzy, because I feel I am going to pass out putting my hands on my thighs like with my exercise
And even if I do well at exercises I pass out in the end
I fall on the floor which I don’t want
But nobody wants that
I want to be the best version of myself
But I keep passing out putting my hands on my thighs
People say hands off your thighs
So this morning I went to the doctor
And they gave me a heart monitor
To put on my chest for 24 hours
I go about my daily activities with it on my chest and I want to get back into running but my food I ate in the last 5 years is making me dizzy and feel lightheaded I get visions from my past even though some habits remind me of the past like skulking my water down reminds me of me sculling beer of Coca Cola in the past and I still think that all the coke I drank could be the reason why I pass out
It might not be the reason but every time I get up I feel lightheaded
I can’t have a shower before I get the heart monitor off but when I do take it off I will hop back in the shower when I get home hopefully they can figure out why I pass out while I am exercising

You see when you play around the street there are a group of people who want to play games with you
Like people who think it is normal
Play with other humans inappropriately like tying them up, forcing them to sneeze and pushing your hormones out of you by thinking of running after each other doing weird things to each other like other people chasing you knocking you over
People grabbing you and tying you up
Pushing you down saying it is normal to muck like this when you are young
Like get weird visions as I skull my water like my coke saying tie him up
Grab him push him around and pull his pants down and give him a wedgy
And say to him you are a loser baby
Why don’t you save me, and also as I sit there in my house I look up feeling dizzy feeling it is normal to tie people up and normal to sneeze up yucky mucus and it is normal play around in drains by pushing yourself through them with someone drinking beer cheering you on and pretending you are kidnapped or abducted in someone else’s house and the owner tells you to leave his property threatening to call your parents
And stealing a rope from Mitchell vinnies and tying yourself in the toilet pretending someone did this to you
I found it hard to lock myself in because the door wouldn’t allow it
It was my great imagination playing tricks on me like the witch family played tricks on Darren on bewitched
And eating pizza and fish and chips very fast and vomiting it up, and going to night clubs and drinking bourbon and coke and beer and having too much which makes you ***** and having something greasy for breakfast like McDonald’s which made me ***** and it made me not want to eat that crap again and swearing at your father saying I am cool man he said cool you I said cool me and then going to the club to have a beer and a packet of crisps which made me ***** so badly but I wanted to get out of this life, time to be an adult now get rid of my desires to drink and eat crap

Rodney Palmer is no more
From our family anyway
But just last night he entered the ****** of his next life
will Rodney be a he or a she
Nobody can really tell
All I know is that our Rodney Palmer is expected to be reborn early 2020
I hope he can do all he does as Rodney like fun stuff and all
And what he will be like in
5 years well life can surely tell
Well done to Rodney
This is a thrill
I don’t know what country
But I can guarantee this
He is in a happy family unit
Which will be great for him
I wonder if Rodney will become a singer or a sports star
Or a politician or someone
Yes Rodney is now just starting
Off his new life in his new mother
Yes that will be cool for him
I don’t know who his mother is
But she is nice and so is his father
Who is looking forward to becoming a dad yes, it will be great
So hopefully something big will happen for this family yeah
Welcome back to the world Rodney Palmer and all wishes for a happy new family

The raiders show against the 2018 premiers at Suncorp in Brisbane

Hi and welcome to the raiders show
Which is coming to you live from Suncorp stadium where all games this week is, where the raiders are playing the great roosters line up, it will be a great game that the raiders must win
If they want to get their names on the board they only lost 2 games against Melbourne storm and manly Warringah, so far this year and here is hoping we can beat the roosters this afternoon, here is our first jingle from George
Hey Canberra
You must win
Just ignore the
Games that we lost yeah
Don’t fade away like you
Used to do yeah
Just don’t fade away
Hey Canberra
It would be great
If we get a win from
Last years champions
Yes, it will make me very a very happy man yeah mate yeah dude
Canberra to win
Hey Canberra
The mighty green machine
Are they good enough to beat the roosters yeah
Are they good enough to really show
Them who is boss in this game yeah
Go raiders we must win
Hey Canberra
Be like supermen
And fly all over Suncorp
This afternoon you have to win mate
Go raiders knock the roosters out
Thank you George and now here is Harry with a jingle
Canberra Canberra Canberra
We are going to win
Everything is going down well with us please god makes us win
Canberra Canberra Canberra
Win in Brisbane
It is going to be cool mate
The best performance of our lives
Oi oi oi raiders must win
At Suncorp stadium
Against a side not from Brisbane
Really pretty hard
Go raiders go raiders go raiders go raiders go please win
Pretty please with sugar on top
And now over to the match against the roosters go raiders
Yes, it has been a dismal match where the roosters have a 24-6 lead over the raiders today and it is bad
And we have a roosters supporter named pill popper with his jingle

Yes we won last years premiership
What a game it was
And we are playing well this year
Include this week at Suncorp
The raiders are pushed right down
Yes go the roosters oh yeah
Yes afterwards we will hit the roosters bar
And have a nice cold beer
24 points to 6 we have them right
Where we want them
Come on roosters knock the raiders
Back to Canberra saying we are
Kings of suncorp dudes
Thank you pill popper and now here is ken with a reply
Carn the raiders
Go the raiders
Get us out of this mess
Yes we need to win we still have hope
For our sweet caress
We need to Ricky Stuart
To say the right things today
To put some fire in our bellies
To make us force the roosters to fade
But the raiders have to play well
And I can’t see it happening
I just want my team to win
Go raiders go
Thank you ken and here is terry with his jingle
And as we draw the final curtain
On the first half I hope we catch up
It will be a hard match mate
Because the roosters are playing well
I hope pill popper eats his words mate
But the roosters are playing well
We need to see our players in the spotlight
Ready for a pretty good fight
I sure hope we play well in the second half
Carn the raiders oh yeah
Thank you terry and what do you have to say pill popper
Pill popper’. Well mate I think the roosters will win and the raiders will fade in your face Canberra
Ok thank you pull popper and now here is the second half of the raiders at Suncorp stadium
And welcome back to the raiders show and what a terrible performance despite coming back a bit in the second half, the roosters won 30 points to 24 and here is pill popper
We gave you the chances
But you still couldn’t win
What is wrong with the Raiders
The roosters were too good
We won we won
Yes we fought yes we conquered
To win by just 6
Yes we put the pressure
On the raiders oh yes we did
Roosters roosters go the mighty roosters for back to back
Thank you pill popper and now here is Simon
We are the bad and mean green machine but today we conked out too soon
Yes we tried to come back
But still the roosters were too good
What is wrong with the raiders
One can only tell
You see it was an awful match
Yes I don’t know what went wrong
The bad and mean green machine
Was broken hopefully fixed next week

Ok that was good and that is it that is all there ain’t no more here is the Final curtain song saying it is beer o’clock

And now let’s draw the final curtain
The roosters were too ****** good
Despite the raiders coming back on them
The raiders failed by just 6
So now we get into beer o’clock mate
To think about next week yeah
Well done to the roosters
Raiders must bounce back

Hi and welcome to Jupiter moon
For this great concert of great music

40-000-000 dead beats
Living on the dark streets
North east west south
Being cool oh yeah mate
Partying all over dude
Eating lots of exciting food
Like methane smoothies mate
Yeah mate yeah
Dancing all over your house mate
Dad going yeah alright Brian
Saying he meant he loved me
Yes he did
Partying down the firehouse
Then going home trying to be as quiet as a mouse
After drinking bourbon and smoking cigs
Yes that is what you want to do
Dancing all over your house
Saying to your voices who is boss
Eating food so really messy
To prove you ain’t a problem mate
Making your voices look worried yeah
Saying you ain’t like us anymore
I have lost my friend

Next song is this
Left my heart to the club oh dude
I sold a portion of my cigarettes
To the rough people yeah
I went to the private bin
And shook my boogie on the dance floor
And I never understood why people on the street were teasing me
Then I got on the dance floor
To show people how to party
Yeah mate
I got home and my voices went crazy
Seeing everyone I know all over my head
It really drove me nuts
I danced to Duncan
And did the hokey pokey
Saying I love to have a beer with daddy
Cause he was my mate
I used to love life a lot back then
Then I remembered my brother
Called me the name brin
Showing he really loved me
And saying he took the a out of my name
Because it was good
I felt cool
Even though my original
Thought was to be tough like a fighter would be oh yeah
Oooooh yeah mate yeah dude party
Next song is this
I was a hooligan back then yeah
I realise back then it was hard to be a family person because I was scared to have *** oh yeah mate yeah
And it was the grim reaper add on the television making it hard for me to think about having *** in any way I want
I really wanted children
Not knowing how hard it is
But overall that ad really scared me off from getting with a girl
People saying it’s normal to have *** yeah
And it is normal to have thoughts
Of having *** you see even when you are scared to do it yeah
I had this girls in college
Named Anna Clare Yvonne and Tanya
Who I really wanted to do it yeah
But I was scared of the grim reaper add it really ****** frightened me
And that is the reason why mate I never had *** to this day
And looking at shows where people are having *** yeah
Or seeing people having happy families from that
Makes me feel a bit weird
Despite me wanting to watch those shows because they teach me
That I shouldn’t have been scared
I should have been careful
But now I am a writer and artist
With dreams of bringing people
To their next lives
And my soul is the kind of soul
To enjoy the beauty of ***
Ooooh yeah yeah
I hope you enjoyed that song
It is the reason why I haven’t got kids
And despite wanting to feel the happiness and love of kids
The stupid grim reaper stopped me
I don’t know why I can’t explain it
But mate I feel like a hooligan
Who is having a hard time dealing with it