The living years day 2



Today was a awkward day for Brian
Because he developed voices in his head from an old schoolyard bully named Paul Barker, the words brian is hearing is come on Brian you will never make it in the world you are a total failure, please Brian don’t cry, oh please don’t cry and this drove Brian to breaking point because hearing those voices were not his cup of tea
So when he discussed it with Peter, peter told him just try to eliminate those voices, keep them away from your everyday life and do something positive like exercise eg, running to keep your fitness up, because you need that positive vibe in you to eliminate the voice of Paul Barker forever and as you run yell in the air
Eliminate Paul Barker till you run out of breath and then Peter told him of the running festival with music and healthy food is coming up, and suggested Brian to come along to see if he could go the distance and then peter said Brian if you can do that
You will be a warrior and Paul Barker
Will leave your head forever and I would like to see what Paul Barker thinks of you then and Brian started to train for this running festival to go about his dream to get rid of the negative thoughts from his head
Peter said to Brian work hard work hard **** that negativity about you being a failure because you are not
You are a warrior Brian and you have to be new and improved to show the old bullies who is boss and even if Brian found it hard he decided he didn’t want to just make up excuses
He wanted to be a warrior he wanted to be new and improved, and each day he trained and trained very hard
And pushed himself to the limit
So when the day of the running festival came he would be up to his best potential and each minute each day Brian was feeling tired but he can feel himself getting fitter and fitter as the running festival came closer and closer, yes running became fun for Brian and when his friend Patrick noticed that Brian was becoming fitter from all that running he was doing
He joined in with peter to get Brian to get his bully out of head and try and create a positive mindset and this will make Brian achieve his dreams but there is one thing that Brian doesn’t like and that is people making dreams for him, like someone else dreaming up something good that will be fun for Brian and obsess about trying to make that happen but Brian wanted to do the running festival because running is great, the great John Becker played by ted Danson is a negative part of his life, Brian wanted to get himself off the couch and into great exercise to one day make it fun
Another thing Brian hated is people telling him to turn off his appliances off at a certain time because that will drive him crazy and as long as he does his exercising that shouldn’t really happen and Paul’s voice was fading and fading but suddenly it reached breaking point and this made Brian angry and he pushed that run really hard and the voice disappeared
Like Brian got up in nirvana and picked up a knife and jumped on Paul and stabbed him numerous times till Paul barkers voice was dead and buried and then at the end Brian Peter and Patrick had a Buddhist ritual to say goodbye to that bully in Brian’s head forever and then the day of the running festival came where there was great music and healthy food and Brian came in the middle of the pack but he didn’t collapse at all
Which was totally awesome dude

The living years


This is a story of two people named Brian and peter who try and live very good lives, they exercise every morning by doing a lap around their suburb and they both go to work
Brian is an artist who wants to help the world through his art and despite his mind being made up, he thinks it would be good if he had a good job he will have money to go on holidays and Peter was a gym instructor who trained people to become fitter in mind body and spirit and unlike Brian
Peter believed in strong discipline and
Said it would be great if Brian would follow in his footsteps as opposed to just doing what he wants, both of them were from strong families who believed in the laid back kind of life but peter wanted more but it didn’t seem to work out for him no matter how many times he tried, and helping people with their fitness goals seemed to work out very well for him
And Brian was happy every time he sold an artwork and that inspired him to realise that art was his thing
Peter was suffering after a breakup with his girlfriend Joan who himself trained to be a better person but Joan wanted more from their relationship than peter did so they split up, Peter still trained her twice a week, and every day training Joan, Peter was worried about not being very cool, but then he was fit and strong and every 5 months joined a strongman tournament to make his world a hell of a lot better and cooler, and he always took it out on his mate Brian like saying clean your house and make it spotless ‘boy’ and then suddenly a client gave peter a ticket to see Adelaide crows play the Geelong cats because he couldn’t go and Peter decided to ask Brian if he was interested in going with him and Brian was excited because he really loves the Adelaide crows and watching them play really made him happy and Peter gave him the ticket and said, meet me at the gate or if I call and say I will be late go inside and get your seat and this is going to be exciting, and Peter loved to visit his mum and dad at their home in Coober pedy in which was an underground town, mainly at Christmas and other religious holidays and Brian had a life with his best mate Patrick who they have been mates since school, Brian and Patrick went to see concerts together as well as go to nightclubs as well as footy games mainly SANFL matches where both of them liked watching the Glenelg tigers play whether they won or lost it didn’t worry them it was just a game
But this story is not stuck in the past, no, Brian was now with peter but Patrick was there trying to make Brian
Understand that they are still friends
Through and through and then Brian wanted to be given a job in a job which he could make a difference like working in a homeless centre because he felt sorry for the homeless people as they have a lot of problems dealing with things that Brian and Peter take for granted but because of that some of the homeless people yelled at Brian saying if you want to help us ******* away from this place it isn’t the place that you want to work, no but it is my life today said Brian and Peter asked Brian if he was interested in having a hearty dinner of chicken parmigiana with fresh vegetables and pumpkin
And sometimes Brian got sick of Peter but if they departed their ways he would lose his house so he needed Peter with his high paying job to keep him in his house, besides which Brian
Feels for homeless people but didn’t want to be one of them and yes that was the bond that kept them together. The next day Brian went to his art group where he learned how to express his great imagination to the entire world and after a few weeks of Enjoying this he was asked if his art could be used in a television show on channel 7 because it is amazing how much expression is his works and this made Brian so happy and he went to the bottle shop and bought a nice sparkling wine to celebrate their good fortune and after another 2 weeks Ellen degenerous asked Brian to be on her show in the United States of America so she can get his wonderful expressive artworks out to the people
And Brian was ever so happy about that and he has seen the show and Brian wondered what gift Ellen was going to give him like something like $20-000 to get him in good courses
To make his art improve to the best of his ability but there was still no message of what Ellen was thinking of
And Peter taught Brian about the things he has to say when he is there to say he is a good artist to imply he deserves the money and Peter gave him a mock interview with him pretending he was Ellen and Brian was getting nervous and started to worry that Ellen will kick him out saying you will never be like us ‘ever
And then as the mock interview continued Brian said he wanted to be an actor saying his expressive art will give him confidence to come out of his shell and learn how to act and yes this will make Brian happy but peter asked questions that Ellen wouldn’t ask in a million years but he did that to tell him that he has the talent but he needs to show Ellen that and Brian got very emotional about it and Patrick was thinking Brian is turning into an emotinal ******* know an emo but Brian told Patrick to leave him the **** alone and let me live my life right, ok and then after the day was over Brian and Peter sat down and watched the footy matches that were on television that night and Brian was feeling confident about going on the Ellen show talking about his art and both Brian and Peter were happy with their lives but there is always things that could change their happiness just lurking around the corner like life’s problems.

Come on raiders
Keep it up
You are leading 12-4 over Penrith
At the 28 th minute of first half
Don’t think of you could give up
Just say we must play well
We must keep our lead up
And don’t have our negative thoughts bother us
The crowd will cheer
Some for penrith some for raiders
So raiders be positive
And say we need to do this
We are in the top 4
And the only way we will keep there
Is by being positive about winning
Winning will get us up there
So if we have an early lead
Like we do now
Keep it up
If we make mistakes
Try to limit them
And try and push Penrith to the limit and don’t let them back in the match
We are the bad and mean greenmachine
We will go our fighting
Seeing green
We must limit our mistakes
And be positive
We will hit em hit em
Be a positive team
Keep fighting for victory
Is all I say

hi dudes and dudettes and welcome to Saturn club rings, where we are celebrating

the life of peter macnamara who was a famous aussie tennis player, and my nanna jean allan

whose new earth body is Aydan Calafiore, who was a great singer on the voice, anyhow his last life jean alan was a great

tennis fan and i have jean allan with me now to welcome peter to the afterlife

as we bring him to helping the world in his next life and here is slim dusty to start the welcoming party

slim

hi everyone and welcome to the great tennis player peter macnamara, here is this little piece

oh yeah, i would love to have a beer with peter

his backhand was pretty ace

and now this great player joins us in outta space

he joined up with mcnamee in doubles oh yeah

and in 1982 he was number 3 in the world

in 1980 he made it good in our grand slams

winning aussie open in 1979

and then won wimbledon in 1980 and 1982

and now, i want to see if he could carry his love for tennis or whatever to the kids of today

is he going to a future pro, like he coached a lot of greats

and hoping in his next life, he can inherit his great tennis styles

he is now the greatest, welcome to Saturn as perform this show, WELCOME peter to the great show

and now as yo look over our greats, what are you going to do

celebrate your life dude, here is jean who was your great fan


and now here is jean to read a poem, to say WELCOME

jean’s poem

welcome pete welcome pete

it will be great to see you here

your backhand and your coaching skills

really showed us how to play

i didn’t see the earth as jean this century

but i saw a lot of you

you made me want to sit on my couch watch the tennis and enjoy it yeseree

congratulations to peter, you were the greatest, yes you were

i saw players you beat, and players who you lost too

yes, and you were great

as i sat closing my legs on my couch

i loved to see you play

and i have reincarnated into a very talented kid

i think you will as well

whether you will play tennis, or anything else you see


congratulations mcnamara you were the best i can see

we have a few great future players, and australia hasn’t very many good men

but ash barty is playing well for the women, maybe your spirit can help you through

aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi

i hope you will be happy in your future lives, i know i am

The best ******* person
In the world was me
I have a very cool version of my good old family tree
I know I am the person
People expect me to be
I am the best in the world can’t ya see
You see despite me having mental illness and my voices drive me crazy every day
But I don’t let my voices control me
I just remain positive in my way
My mum and brother enjoy my company
And others like me to hang around
I just want something cool to write about
Yeah that stops me from fucken feeling down
The best ******* person
In the world was me
I have a very cool version of my
Good old family tree
I know I am the person
People expect me to be
I am the best in the world can’t ya see
I like to watch the Aussie rules match
And cheer so loud for my team to win
But if they lose I don’t let it bother me
Because it is really dumb to blame the umpire
So I just remain positive anyway
The best ******* person
In the world was me
I have a very cool version of
My good old family tree
I know I am the person
People expect me to be
I am the best in the world can’t ya see
At Christmas time I enjoy the carols
On the television oh yeah
I like watching the stars sing
With loud voices
As I join them on my couch much the same
I am not really Into the food
Most of it makes me really fat
And I enjoyed Christmas with family yes as I play with the family cat
The best ******* person
In the world was me
I have a very cool version
Of my good old family tree
I know I am the person
People expect me to be
I am the best in the world can’t ya see
On New Year’s Eve I feel like a party
Whether it is going out or staying in
You see you could party without all the junk food
Sometimes at home you could hop on the bike
If you are out you head to the dance floor and party like it is 1999
And then as they count down from
10 to 1 you watch the fireworks
Yes they are quite Devine
The best ******* person in the
World was me
I have a very cool version of my
Good old family tree
I know I am the person
People expect me to be
I am the best in the world can’t ya see
The best ******* person
In the world was me
I have a very cool version
Of my good old family tree
I know I am the person
People expect me to be
I am the best in the world can’t ya see
The best ******* person
In the world was me
I have a very cool version
Of my good old family tree
I know I am the person
People expect me to be
I am the best in the world can’t ya see
Oh yeah bow bow
Check me out dudes
Check the cool one out

i am a cool kid, ****** oath but i say this cause it shows you my cool side


****** oathe I am a cool kid
Your a yeah mate yeah kid
You do everything yeah mate yeah
I am the coolest dude in Canberra
I give to charities that reach my heart
I enjoy living my life
Loving every aspect of it
Saying ****** oathe
I am a cool kid you are a yeah mate yeah kid
You are a little baby kid
You study hard to do what you want
And help a lot of people
Like going overseas to visit
Third world countries
To learn how lucky Australia is
You see we help each other
Watch great sports
Explore great countryside
And ski our great snowy mountains
And see the animals in our great zoos
****** oathe I am a cool kid
Your a yeah mate yeah kid
You do things yeah mate yeah my friend
I want to say to you that teasing is nothing but it can hurt the feelings
Of many people
Bullying is worst
It can physically and emotionally scar
People forever
Only cowards tease and bully
And we need to put a stop to it
****** oathe I am a cool kid you are a yeah mate yeah kid
I don’t hang out with loser mates no more
You see mates who believe they are
Better than other people
Are losers to me
I am a cool kid your a yeah mate yeah kid Jewish messiah people are just
Plain losers losers losers to me

I am not a fine bully
I don’t like bullying anyway
I can just imagine how dolly
Would be feeling if she was alive
I believe she is still around
But that is just a belief of mine
I feel sorry for that wonderful kid
You see people get jealous of
Everything about you
So they will jump on the computer
And start cyber bullying you
And make people doubt their
Existence on this earth
You see I am not a fine bully
Because I know it is not fun
Bullies become jealous of you
Because of the way your family treat you
It is mighty wrong to bully
You see it happened to me too
But I don’t want to let that stop me
Of loving life on this earth
I hear a lot of past bullies
Messing with my head
Saying to me, I am too cool to go to bed
Because going to bed means
I am maturing into the man I am today
But people want to tease and bully me, I find it ****** hard
But I love my life too much to
Let these bullies worry me
I don’t want to take my life
Cause as I said I love my life too much
For that kind of crap
I am not a fine bully
I don’t want to take my life
I don’t want to let bullies
Get underneath my skin
I say goodbye to dolly
I felt sorry for her
She deserves better than
Cowardly bullies bothering her
So as she enters her next life
I hope she can be protected
Athena will promise to look after her
So if she gets a negative comment
On social media
To just ignore it like I do
Enjoy your next life dolly
I hope this next life won’t be cut short
Like your last one was
I am not a fine bully
Because bullies are cowards yeah

Today is Monday today is Monday
Monday is pork chop night
As Homer Simpson would say
Tuesday is hot dogs
As Homer Simpson would say
Wednesday is pizza night
As Homer Simpson would say
Thursday is just beer
As Homer Simpson would say
Friday is pasta night
As Homer Simpson would say
Saturday is burger night
As Homer Simpson would say
Sunday is bacon and eggs
As Homer Simpson would say
Everybody happy
If you don’t copy Homer you will
Nobody on earth wants to be like Homer anyway
As each night you eat these foods
And park yourself down on the couch
You will look smell and act like Homer
And will you be happy
My ****** oathe you won’t

I am not a crazy person mate
Ever in my life
I like having fun with everyone
It doesn’t matter if they are rich or poor
I want to have fun yes I do
Crazy people say I ain’t cool
I personally I call myself
The coolest dude in Canberra
I want to go out to shows
And really have fun
I have to do well at that
To keep my mojo in tact
You see I ain’t a crazy person
No I am not
When people say I am
I say I’m not
I like footy I like music too
I like watching dramas yes I do
I hate begging on the street
Like a crazy person does
But sometimes I give money
If they really am suffering yeah
But sometimes the beggars
Are just feeding their addictions
Which makes me think I am a crazy person
If I give them some cash
Cause I ain’t a crazy person mate
Ever in my life
If I be a crazy dude
I will get into strife
I should be normal mate
Don’t think of being crazy
It makes me just a tad fucken lazy
I am not a crazy person mate
Ever ever ever mate
I am no crazy person no
I like having fun
Crazy crazy crazy for being a ****
But I know people put labels
On everyone they meet
But if you must label me
Make sure it isn’t ****** crazy
No I am not crazy never never never
I am normal if there is any such word

Feed my addiction
Feed my addiction
Have a nice day
Yes have a nice day
Give me money
So I can buy a pack of smokes
And give me money to buy myself
A case of beer dude
You need to feed my addiction
Feed my addiction
Have a nice day
I want to eat junk food
I want to smoke like I am a chimney
I know there are people in third countries but who cares
Just care for me
Feed my addiction
Feed my addiction
Have a nice day, mate
I just want to ask for money
Like you are a walking atm
You see you should give me money
So my addiction is fed
I look like to people on the street
Like I am big ted
Feed my addiction
Feed my addiction
Have a nice day
Give me money for smokes and beer
So I can have my solitude
That is important very important
To give me what I want
Feed my addiction
Give me money right now buddy
To feed my addiction
Feed my addiction
Have a have a have a really nice day

This isn’t about me personally
It is about beggars on the street
They ask for money every day
Which can be annoying especially
When it is just to feed their addiction
For beer or smokes

Schizophrenia schitzophrenia
You are a schitzo schitzo schitzo dude
You are a bit mental
And you have no brains mate
You are a schitzo dude oh yeah
You need to beg to have a better life
But personally you could run into strife
It is a desease that can make
Me feel sorry for them
Some people can be better people on their own
But schizophrenics have to have their meds to be better
And I feel really sorry for them
Because it can be a struggle really mate it is
The rich calls them schitzos
Big schitzos as they are having problems yeah
Because most of the time
When they were kids
They were as normal as pie
But overall most schitzos
Fall apart at 20
And that is a mighty real shame
When I was a kid I played basketball
I was in the school concert
I watched the footy with mates
And I was a bowler too
And then I fell apart
Like getting in trouble with the law
And my head was trying to push me down like people started to tease me
My mates didn’t want me around
I had to hang around in the city
And at the mall
I just needed a mate to hang with
But I was a schitzo
I went back to bowling
Playing better than as a child
Making me feel great oh yeah
But in other ways I was learning
More about mental health
In the wrong way
I was getting dillusions
Which made me do what I didn’t want to do
And sometimes I can’t get my youth back
I needed to grow up
And get my mind out of the gutter
And move on to being the best version of myself
But all the jobs I want are impossible for me to get because I am a schitzo
I want to make a difference
I want to come out of my shell
I am certainly not shy
The word the cosmos gives me
If I want to move on is a ****** schitzo
Everything is moving away from me
And my past is coming back to haunt me
I don’t want to be a schitzo I want to be the best version of myself
I want to be a warrior in my life
It is better than being a negative schitzo
Please I need to see people
Act like I am a changed man
No mored dillusions for me mate
No more dillusions ever
Call me cool getting the better of my illness

this is my late father
he was a good man
and here he is bringing all the children
who died from child abuse
up to a cosmic party in saturn club rings
i know their families didn't want them to die
but unfortunately they did
and my dad who helped a lot of children on earth
brings these children
to saturn club rings
to show them a groovy cool party for the children to enjoy
there is a big dinosaur behind them
but he means no harm
he wants to keep the cool in these children
so they wouldn't be so scared to reincarnate into future lives
dad died in the swimming pool and now he is having
a wow of a time as Betty Campbell
and dying the way he did, dad didn't really want
to die back then
but he did, and just then he organised a children's cosmic
party on Saturn
he is doing it to show that just because he is dead
he won't stop helping children regain their way
but now he does it religiously

here is a song dad is leading with the children
care for kids oh yeah dudes
find a minute to spare for kids oh yeah
if they have problems with other adults lend them your ear
and listen up to what they want to say
care for kids
don't abuse or do harm to kids
because kids deserve to live life just as me
oh kids, they want to party, say 'awesome'
and have fun with their friends
oh kids, people want to get closer
just say to those people just back off
or you will have serious problems with the authorities yeah
and that doesn't sound like fun
care for kids
my dad on earth is just a 4 year old girl
but she has the right to express herself
anyway she wants oh yeah
don't give her strife leave her be to be the person she wants
oh kids, just let dad be the great man up there
looking after the kids
like he was the good man down here, doing the same thing
oh kids, just let them do what they want within reason
and let them have fun within reason
yes, party all night
dad looked after me and my brother too, he spanked us when we were naughty but overall he looked after us
dad was great

Sudafed for my clogged up head
If symptoms get worst
You go to bed
And let Athena help you
Get rid of your runny nose
And sinus yeah
So if you want to look normal
Like everyone does
Take a Sudafed to clear your head
Get rid of runny nose
Get rid of sinus
Make sure your snot
Doesn’t fall into your food
Make sure you take a Sudafed
Every 4 hours of the day
Yes yes yes it gives you the
Chance to socialise right
Taking a Sudafed for my stuffed
Up head and if symptoms get worst
You head of to bed
And Athena could be your doctor
Operating on calming down the mucus
So you can be really cool
I want to be cool taking a
Sudafed for my clogged up head
And when I go to bed I
Feel really calm

Today I went back to bowling after 2 weeks off and, mate I scored a beautiful 212 game in the first game with 6 strikes and the rest of the frames being spares
No open frames in my first game and the second game was lower but still a great score of 173 with 4 strikes and 3 spares and, mate that was a good score
And that is where the strikes ended for the day when I bowled my last score of 126 which was no strikes and 4 spares
A bit more dismal than the other two scores but I made a series total of 511 which is radically awesome, dudes the best series total from me since I came back to bowling this year and we are sitting on 5 th of the ladder also which is awesome

Here is a poem

Awesome day awesome day
At Belconnen bowling alley in the winter
I scored well but I dropped down
As the games went by
In the winter
I didn’t let the cold bother me
I didn’t even need a cup of tea
To warm me up yes, to warm me up
At Belconnen bowling alley in the winter
212 and 173 and 126 oh yeah
Making the series a whopping score
Of 511 oh yeah it was rad it was rad
The best score of the year
My second 200 of the year
Totally awesome no matter what you think
Yes it was an awesome day, yeah
At the bowling alley in the winter
Ooooooh yeaaaaaah

Frame by frame scores
First game

1.     X.           29

2.     X.           49

3.   9 /.            69

4.      X.            89

5.     9 /.          106

6.      7 /.          125

7.       9 /.          143

8.       8 /           162

9.        9 /.          182

10.     X X X.       212
Total.                   212


Second game

1.         6 -              6

2.           X.           36

3.            X.           63

4.            X.            81

5.          7 1.            89

6.          8 /.           108

7.           9 /.           128

8.             X.           148

9.            8 /.           165

10.           7 1.           173
Total.                        173

Third game

1.             8 1.               9

2.             7 2.             18

3.              6 /.             37

4.               9 /.             56

5.                9 -             65

6.                7 /.              81

7.                 6 3.             90

8.                  7 2.             99

9.                   8 -            107

10.               6 / 9.            126
Total.                                126

Series total.                      511
Totally radical dude

Daniel Daniel Daniel
Is a crazy person yeah
Daniel Daniel Daniel
The craziest dude on earth
He doesn’t have ***
Because of a ***** problem
He says he is the messiah
Which is a load of crap
Daniel Daniel Daniel
Is a crazy person yeah
He is crazy very very crazy
He thinks he is the best
I think Daniel Daniel
Is crazy to the core
He complains about Aussies
He complains about the rich
He complains about life line
Thinking they are ****
He thinks people are doing things
With his food what a bunch of crap
He thinks teenagers are laughing at him when they are not
Daniel Daniel Daniel
Is a crazy person yes
Daniel Daniel Daniel
Crazy to the core
He needed me to stop him from getting angry and that for me
Is a big responsibility
But my mate Daniel
Thinks he is different to all the
Other mentally ill people
When his thoughts are the same
What a crazy person that Daniel is

Hey Barty it is good you won the French open wasn’t it

You see she was just a girl from Ipswich town in the state of Queensland and when she picked up a racket from an early age
I always thought she had it in her blood yeah
You see despite letting her opposition in she still came out on top and the pressure she gave her opposition a headache she was very very good
Barty clap clap clap
Barty clap clap clap
C’mon Barty let’s go party
Oh yeah come on
C’mon Barty let’s go party
Ooooooh yeah c’mon
Barty clap clap clap
Barty clap clap clap
She left tennis to play big bash cricket
For the Brisbane heat yeah
But soon after she got back into the game she loves which is the game of tennis
You see she will deliver an ace
And shock the opposition so bad yeah
Then she will play hit hit games
Right till the end till the point is hers
Barty clap clap clap
Barty clap clap clap
C’mon Barty let’s go party
Oh yeah come on
C’mon Barty let’s go party
Ooooooh yeah c’mon
Barty clap clap clap
Barty clap clap clap
As we cheer for Barty
Our voices are losing
And all that is fine
Because for the simple reason
She isn’t losing
She has the right mind for winning
Everyone who likes tennis
Will be celebrating her win with alcohol
Whether it is beer or wine or ***** or scotch or something a hell of a lot stronger
Barty clap clap clap
Barty clap clap clap
Congratulations Ashley Barty
For winning the 2019 French open tennis

Hi everyone and welcome to brumbies night live snd this is going to be an exciting match against the might of the NSW Waratahs where if the brumbies win a bonus point and win they will be on top of the Australian conference and now here is Tom with a jingle

Jingle jangle party on
Go the brumbies go brumbies go
We need to win this exciting match
To be the best in Australia yeah
Come on brumbies
Come on brumbies
Win win win
Put the pressure on the Waratahs
Keep them down
Come on brumbies
Let’s cheer them on
Come on brumbies
Party on
Jingle jangle jingle jangle
Party on brumbies beat the tahs

Thank you Tom and now here is Peter

Row row row the ball
Up and down the field
Beat the tahs beat the tahs
Come on brumbies
Row row row the ball
And we will cheer them on
Go the mighty brumbies
Be the best in Australia

Thanks Peter and now here is the match go brumbies beat the tahs

Hi everyone and what a great lead the mighty brumbies have got at the half time break the score is brumbies 28 NSW 3 and it looks like the brumbies have what it takes to be the best in Australia in 2019 and here is Harry with his jingle

Go the brumbies go the brumbies
Go the mighty brumbies mate
We are up by 25 points
Go the brumbies yeseree
We need to win this match my friend
To be the best in oz
And despite those 3 points from Waratahs being the first points
Nothing can drag ACT down
All we need to do is this
Play the best we could
Keep the tahs under pressure mate
Forever que Sara Sara
Go the brumbies kick some ******* ***
Go the brumbies show some ******* class and keep the tahs from scoring
Go brumbies go
Win tonight at bank west

Thank you Harry and now here is Jeanette with her jingle

They said we will never make it
At the start of the year
But we stuck it out all guns blazing
And put pressure on the tahs
You say we are piling pressure on them
Leading 28 to 3
And hopefully we will keep this lead
Go the mighty brumbies
Go the mighty team
Fight hard to make us keep
The lead so it is good for us
Go brumbies go

Thanks Jeanette and now over to the second half go brumbies

Hi everyone and what a win for the brumbies over the Waratahs 35 points to 24 and despite the last try and conversion being from the Waratahs the brumbies still won the Australian conference and now here is Yvonne with her jingle

Go the brumbies
Come on brumbies
We won this great match
It was a great finish for the tahs yeah
But the brumbies played so well
To keep themselves still in the hunt
What a great win
You see the better team won
Oh yeah bow bow
Go the brumbies team
The tahs played alright
But we were the better team
It will ****** seem
Go the brumbies

Thanks Yvonne and now here is ken with his jingle

I am a jingle jangle brumby
With a flippy floppy hat
We scored a great number of points
And showed the tahs who is boss
I am a happy go lucky brumby team
Happier than the other team
We will fight pile on the pressure
Yes yes yes
Jingle jangle brumby playing so well
Better than the other Aussie’s
Playing today
Go brumbies

Thank you ken and this match was a beauty of a match and now here is Joel with a jingle

Waratahs are losers losers losers
Waratahs are losers in the best version of the word
The brumbies played too good too good too good
The brumbies played too good
Too good oh yeah
Yes we will go further further further
Hopefully we will go further
But it might be ****** hard
Waratahs are losers losers losers
They are mighty losers
In the best version of the word
Go brumbies

Thank you Joel and I know it is great to see the brumbies win but the tahs played alright but just weren’t good enough and now we draw the final curtain go brumbies

And now we draw the final curtain
The brumbies won oh yeah
The Waratahs weren’t good enough
But who cares about that
The brumbies are the champions yes they are the champions of the Comp
Go the mighty brumbies go

Australia is the lucky country
Lucky, yes we are
Australia is the lucky country
Lucky, yes we are
The luckiest country
Compared to the Middle East
And I know Australians live in poverty
But we have beaches and footy mate
We also have events to bring the families in
To enjoy this wonderful country
Lucky, yes we are
We have loads of helpers
That look after the poor
We also have people
Who show our great bushland
To walk around and explore
Yes we are the lucky country
Compared to the Middle East
We do have our problems
Like a lot of people do
We enjoy the party people
Because we need to have fun
Yes we do oh yeah
We have great tv from our many stations
We bring what we don’t have on tv
To the radio
Because Australia is the lucky country
Lucky, yes we are
We play carols all over the country
And at the carols we collect money
To give to many charities
We go for walks and runs
And that is what we do for fun
And we march every Anzac Day
To honour Australia’s diggers
YouTube keeps the people in touch
Of this great big world
Because Australia really cares for
Other countries and that is why we are the lucky country
Lucky, yes we are
Aussie Aussie Aussie
Lucky yes oh yeah

Hi everyone and welcome to brumbies arvo live and today we play the might of the sun wolves who at the end of the year will be out of the contest and first of all here is Timmy with a jingle

Brumbies go up
Subwolves go down
Brumbies will fight them
To the ground
You put your right leg in
And the opposition puts it out
You speed up around
And you have some fun
Brumbies are the best team
Of the year
Go the mighty brumbies
Dr brumby brumby number 1
We will fight the opp out of the ground
We will punch em till they are suffer yeah
Dr brumby is the best

Thank you Timmy and here is Daniel

Go the mighty brumbies
Beat the sun wolves yeah
You must beat em fight em
Knock them down
The brumbies will win hands down
I have been a brumbies fan
All my ****** life
I go for them and cheer for them
Just me and my wife

Thank you Daniel
And now to the first half of the brumbies and the sun wolves

Ok welcome back and the brumbies are leading the sun wolves 21 to 12 at half time and it is a very good match for the city of Canberra the best city in Australia and now here Kenny brumby

Go the brumbies we are winning
We are fighting but never sinning
We are showing the sun wolves
Who is boss
Ross dosh and a Mess *** fish
Go the mighty brumby team
Win this match win it well win it good
Be like dean the mighty hood
With his ways to win this match overall you are quite a catch
Brumbies clap clap clap
Brumbies clap clap clap
Fight for the brumbies 1 2 3
Gooooo brumbies

Thank you Kenny brumby and now here is Brian with his jingle
Cheer for the brumbies
Leading 21 to 12
Cheer over all their enemies
Nasty little elf
Come on brumbies
Keep this good performance up
Fill me fill yourself right ****** up
Beat the sun wolves they won’t know
What hit em
Come on brumbies fight em fight em
Fight em
To the ground and make this match
A loser for them
Make sure we become best in oz oh yeah
Goooooo brumbies gooooooo

Thank you Brian and now here is another jingle from Barry and Chris

Yo we live in the ACT
Yo and we cheer for the brumbies
Yo everyone cheers for our team
Yo we play like a strong machine
Yo sitting here enjoying brumbies
Beating the sun wolves
Yo yes it is fun cheering them on
Yo go the mighty brumbies team
Yo play the second like the first
It would be good

Thank you Barry and Chris and now off to the second half
Go brumbies

Welcome back and what a great win for the brumbies 42-19 over the sun wolves and I can guarantee to you it was a top match and here is Peter with his victory Chant

Go the brumbies
Kick some ***
Go the mighty brumbies
Show some class
We beat em up in Tokyo
Go the brumbies team
The brumbies are the best around
We will fight em through this town
Carn the brumbies
Show some class
The ACT pride with the brumbies team
Go the brumbies carn the best
Put those sunwolves to the test
Carn the brumbies
Come on win it
Micheal finnegan begin again
Go brumbies well done

Thank you Peter and here is olive
With her jingle

Brumbies brumbies
We are the brumbies
We won so easily
Brumbies brumbies
We are the brumbies
Yes we are the best
We will knock the sun wolves
Out of whack
Cause their slack
Yes they are
Carn the brumbies win this match
Well done well done brumbies team
Go brumbies go brumbies
We are the greatest in the land
We will meet the tahs next week
Yes we will
Will we win will we win
Well we won today in Tokyo
Yes the brumbies are the best

Thank you olive and now here is the end their ain’t no more till the tahs
Next week final curtain to this match will be drawn

As we draw the final curtain
Go the brumbies oh yeseree
We won 42 to 19
Sun wolves are fading fastly
And there is nothing for them next year
As they say goodbye to the super rugby mate
The brumbies will be there again
Go the brumbies

Aussie Aussie Aussie
I am a Fair dinkum a Aussie
I love life every day
Aussie Aussie Aussie
You see I am an Aussie
Yes I watch cricket and afl and league
And like the rich I watch
The rugby union
And I cheer very loud
Aussie Aussie Aussie
I am a fair dinkum a Aussie
I am having fun
Drinking my beer eating pies
Yes I am an Aussie
And I am mighty proud of that
You see like an Aussie
I love my mum and I loved my dad
Yes and I loved a nice hot dinner
Of meat and 2 veg
Aussie Aussie Aussie
I am fair dinkum
Yes I am yes I am
I am Aussie and I am proud of it
Ok I am Aussie hear me roar
I am too cool to ignore
Yes I have fun and really have my fun
And I have fun because I am an
Aussie Aussie Aussie
And fair dinkum a Aussie
Yes that is what I am
I am an Aussie Aussie Aussie
A real battling Aussie
I am cool cause I am Aussie
To the core

I hope Athena
Uses her powers to heal my mum
She has a sore leg
It needs to get better
I hope Athena can give her
A boost of energy
So she can get into things she loves
Rather than sleeping in bed
In so much pain she can’t get out
Come on Athena
Come on Athena
Let her get her life back
Come on Athena
Come on Athena
Eliminate this pain she is in
Nobody wants to be in pain
So, come on Athena
Help my mum get better
I love my mum
I love my mum
I don’t want her to be in pain
Come on Athena
Come on Athena
Make her pain in leg be no more
I know it will be hard
But she is a good person
And she doesn’t deserve this
Come on Athena
Help my mum get better
Cause I love her to bits

It is a sad time when
You hear a baby cry
But they cry for reasons
They cry when they are happy
They cry when they are sad
They cry when they want stuff
They cry when they don’t
They cry when they are moved away
From something they love
They cry when someone
Doesn’t want to cuddle anymore
They cry when they have a fever
They cry when they are angry
They cry when their little nose is runny
They cry when it is hot
They cry when they can’t go outside
To play with their older siblings
They cry when they can’t climb the stairs because they are too little
It is often emotion when a baby cries
You can’t control it
Babies just cry

Hi everyone and welcome to the raiders show where today the mighty raiders play South Sydney Rabbitohs
Where I think it will be a great match
Here is Tom with his jingle

Go raiders go raiders go raiders go
We push em hard and never say no
The raiders will be the best team there
Yeah they will be happy oh yeah
The raiders will come up and win
If they don’t I will arrest you yeah
Partying down the club is cool
Breaking rules is not what they do
Come on Ricky Stuart Coach them good
Yes the raiders are the best around
Go raiders go raiders go raiders go

Thank you Tom and now here is
Peter

La la la la la we are the green machine
We’re bad and mean
We fight them till you see green
We are big and strong
Fast and mean
We are the mighty green machine
We will win and win it well
You see we will tell the cops
That we are best
Go the mighty raiders team
Fight them please the green machine
La la la la la the green machine
We will fight and win oh yeah
We are fast and mean
And big and strong
Time to lose isn’t what we do
Go raiders go raiders go raiders go
We will win even if it is in the snow
The sleet is great very cold
Go the raiders go the raiders
Go go go go go go
Thank you Peter and now over to the match go raiders

Welcome back to the raiders show and the raiders have a very narrow lead of about 6 points to 4 and here is Robert with his jingle

Yes the raiders are up at the half
Only by the narrowist of margins
But who cares oh yeah
6 - 4 is the score
And the raiders are the best
Better than Souths
Putting the bunnies to the test
Come on raiders we must win
Go raiders come on mate
We must win we must win
Put the bunnies down on the ground
Where they belong
They belong down the bottom
But I won’t say
I want to see the raiders win
Oh yeah

Thank you Robert and now here is
Pete with his jingle

We have to fight em up
Push them down
Fight them till you hit the top
And push them to the ground
And then we say to each other mate yeah
Come on the raiders
You see we are individuals
Coming out to win
And if we have a strong team
We must knock their game out of whack
Yes we will win this match oh yeah
Come on the raiders
Go the mighty raiders
You are the best

Thank you Pete and now here is the game go raiders

Welcome back to the raiders show and what a loss we suffered tonight on election night as well here is olly with his jingle

Too bad too bad we lost and we don’t conquer too bad
We weren’t very good tonight
We made a few mistakes
We played bad played bad oh yeah we did
I don’t know what went on
We just weren’t very good
We are going to play the cowboys
Next week and I hope we win but
The amount of times we dropped the bell tonight might suggest other wise
Come on raiders I was saying in the stands but they weren’t listening
No they weren’t

Thank you olly and now here is Kenny

We lost we lost we lost
What happened to us
I would never think
That this years performance
Could take us to a bad loss
I came here today thinking we had a hope but I was far from right
We never ever really put up a big big fight
What is wrong with us oh no
Come on raiders you must bounce back from this
But are you good enough
Well one can only tell
What was wrong with us tonight
Well done bunnies

Thank you Kenny and what a match it was and now let’s draw the final curtain

And now we draw the final curtain
Yes the raiders have lost a shame
You see it is back to us
Making mistakes all the time
What was wrong with us this evening
It was a bad election night
Because we can’t beat
The sides up the top
Which could prove to be a problem
Don’t worry raiders just work on next week
See you next week
Dudes

See you later mr Hawke
It has been a nice time knowing
You as our beloved prime minister
You had good views
You looked after the poor
You had this motto
No Australian child will be living in
Poverty from 1990
And I believe if labor was still in
There might not be Australian children
Living in poverty
You loved attending the prime ministers XI and the grand finals in
Aussie rules and rugby league
You were a larrikin
I call you a man who cared for his fellow man and woman
You were there when Australia 2
Won the America’s cup after the USA
Had it for 130 years and you said
Anyone who sacks an employee
For not going to work today is a ***
That is a act for a really great Australian
I remember watching the election in 1983 when bob hawke beat Malcolm Fraser and mate bob looked as happy as a pig in mud happy like a man who wants to help the country be as great as it is today
Prime ministers don’t last forever
And it is sad that you died
Just before the election where
Labor are favoured to win
I think it will be a honour
To serve you up in nirvana
Before your next life
Goodbye prime minister
Larrikin and friend
And I want you to remember
Through your after life journey
Of how much of a asset
You were to this country
R I P Bob Hawke

Oh Doris day oh Doris day
How much we will miss you
Oh Doris day oh Doris day
You were an excellent person
Just thinking of your acting career
Like movies like calamity Jane
And pillow talk and your sitcom
Called the Doris day show
Yes you lit up our lives
Oh Doris day oh Doris day
She looked after the animals oh yeah mate yeah
Oh Doris day oh Doris day
You gave us high hopes
You gave us high hopes
You gave us high apple pie in the sky hopes and every time I feel bad
I watch your sitcom and it makes me feel like happy families come to thee
Yes Doris day was great
Que Sara Sara
Whatever will be will be
The future is ours to see
Que Sara Sara
Oh Doris day oh Doris day
I like your Tom boy attitude
Oh Doris day oh Doris day
You inspired the world from way back then to now
You helped people understand
That women could be anything they want
Oh Doris day oh Doris day
R I P our grand old lady
See you Doris day miss you lots

Sam Aston has been reborn

Last night in the cosmos Sam Aston who is the lady I know from Darryl’s den has now entered the ****** of her next birth mother, I can’t tell you where she will be etc but she has been reborn, I don’t even know whether she will be a boy or a girl but the exciting news is Sam can live on
Hopefully for a while in this new life
Hopefully she will be happy and healthy and fruitful as they come but I can tell you this she will be expected next year in the first few months so congratulations to Sam Aston to get into her next ****** and I hope she will have many happy memories with her new family like she had in her last life and even if they find out she is disabled just let her be understood by her new family because Buddha works in mysterious ways
Welcome to your new birth mother Sam and hopefully everything will turn out well for you

I feel dizzy in the head watching tv
And doing my art i don’t want to stop the watching tv and art cause I find it fun but I want my head to stop feeling dizzy, because I feel I am going to pass out putting my hands on my thighs like with my exercise
And even if I do well at exercises I pass out in the end
I fall on the floor which I don’t want
But nobody wants that
I want to be the best version of myself
But I keep passing out putting my hands on my thighs
People say hands off your thighs
So this morning I went to the doctor
And they gave me a heart monitor
To put on my chest for 24 hours
I go about my daily activities with it on my chest and I want to get back into running but my food I ate in the last 5 years is making me dizzy and feel lightheaded I get visions from my past even though some habits remind me of the past like skulking my water down reminds me of me sculling beer of Coca Cola in the past and I still think that all the coke I drank could be the reason why I pass out
It might not be the reason but every time I get up I feel lightheaded
I can’t have a shower before I get the heart monitor off but when I do take it off I will hop back in the shower when I get home hopefully they can figure out why I pass out while I am exercising

You see when you play around the street there are a group of people who want to play games with you
Like people who think it is normal
Play with other humans inappropriately like tying them up, forcing them to sneeze and pushing your hormones out of you by thinking of running after each other doing weird things to each other like other people chasing you knocking you over
People grabbing you and tying you up
Pushing you down saying it is normal to muck like this when you are young
Like get weird visions as I skull my water like my coke saying tie him up
Grab him push him around and pull his pants down and give him a wedgy
And say to him you are a loser baby
Why don’t you save me, and also as I sit there in my house I look up feeling dizzy feeling it is normal to tie people up and normal to sneeze up yucky mucus and it is normal play around in drains by pushing yourself through them with someone drinking beer cheering you on and pretending you are kidnapped or abducted in someone else’s house and the owner tells you to leave his property threatening to call your parents
And stealing a rope from Mitchell vinnies and tying yourself in the toilet pretending someone did this to you
I found it hard to lock myself in because the door wouldn’t allow it
It was my great imagination playing tricks on me like the witch family played tricks on Darren on bewitched
And eating pizza and fish and chips very fast and vomiting it up, and going to night clubs and drinking bourbon and coke and beer and having too much which makes you ***** and having something greasy for breakfast like McDonald’s which made me ***** and it made me not want to eat that crap again and swearing at your father saying I am cool man he said cool you I said cool me and then going to the club to have a beer and a packet of crisps which made me ***** so badly but I wanted to get out of this life, time to be an adult now get rid of my desires to drink and eat crap

Rodney Palmer is no more
From our family anyway
But just last night he entered the ****** of his next life
will Rodney be a he or a she
Nobody can really tell
All I know is that our Rodney Palmer is expected to be reborn early 2020
I hope he can do all he does as Rodney like fun stuff and all
And what he will be like in
5 years well life can surely tell
Well done to Rodney
This is a thrill
I don’t know what country
But I can guarantee this
He is in a happy family unit
Which will be great for him
I wonder if Rodney will become a singer or a sports star
Or a politician or someone
Yes Rodney is now just starting
Off his new life in his new mother
Yes that will be cool for him
I don’t know who his mother is
But she is nice and so is his father
Who is looking forward to becoming a dad yes, it will be great
So hopefully something big will happen for this family yeah
Welcome back to the world Rodney Palmer and all wishes for a happy new family

The raiders show against the 2018 premiers at Suncorp in Brisbane

Hi and welcome to the raiders show
Which is coming to you live from Suncorp stadium where all games this week is, where the raiders are playing the great roosters line up, it will be a great game that the raiders must win
If they want to get their names on the board they only lost 2 games against Melbourne storm and manly Warringah, so far this year and here is hoping we can beat the roosters this afternoon, here is our first jingle from George
Hey Canberra
You must win
Just ignore the
Games that we lost yeah
Don’t fade away like you
Used to do yeah
Just don’t fade away
Hey Canberra
It would be great
If we get a win from
Last years champions
Yes, it will make me very a very happy man yeah mate yeah dude
Canberra to win
Hey Canberra
The mighty green machine
Are they good enough to beat the roosters yeah
Are they good enough to really show
Them who is boss in this game yeah
Go raiders we must win
Hey Canberra
Be like supermen
And fly all over Suncorp
This afternoon you have to win mate
Go raiders knock the roosters out
Thank you George and now here is Harry with a jingle
Canberra Canberra Canberra
We are going to win
Everything is going down well with us please god makes us win
Canberra Canberra Canberra
Win in Brisbane
It is going to be cool mate
The best performance of our lives
Oi oi oi raiders must win
At Suncorp stadium
Against a side not from Brisbane
Really pretty hard
Go raiders go raiders go raiders go raiders go please win
Pretty please with sugar on top
And now over to the match against the roosters go raiders
Yes, it has been a dismal match where the roosters have a 24-6 lead over the raiders today and it is bad
And we have a roosters supporter named pill popper with his jingle

Yes we won last years premiership
What a game it was
And we are playing well this year
Include this week at Suncorp
The raiders are pushed right down
Yes go the roosters oh yeah
Yes afterwards we will hit the roosters bar
And have a nice cold beer
24 points to 6 we have them right
Where we want them
Come on roosters knock the raiders
Back to Canberra saying we are
Kings of suncorp dudes
Thank you pill popper and now here is ken with a reply
Carn the raiders
Go the raiders
Get us out of this mess
Yes we need to win we still have hope
For our sweet caress
We need to Ricky Stuart
To say the right things today
To put some fire in our bellies
To make us force the roosters to fade
But the raiders have to play well
And I can’t see it happening
I just want my team to win
Go raiders go
Thank you ken and here is terry with his jingle
And as we draw the final curtain
On the first half I hope we catch up
It will be a hard match mate
Because the roosters are playing well
I hope pill popper eats his words mate
But the roosters are playing well
We need to see our players in the spotlight
Ready for a pretty good fight
I sure hope we play well in the second half
Carn the raiders oh yeah
Thank you terry and what do you have to say pill popper
Pill popper’. Well mate I think the roosters will win and the raiders will fade in your face Canberra
Ok thank you pull popper and now here is the second half of the raiders at Suncorp stadium
And welcome back to the raiders show and what a terrible performance despite coming back a bit in the second half, the roosters won 30 points to 24 and here is pill popper
We gave you the chances
But you still couldn’t win
What is wrong with the Raiders
The roosters were too good
We won we won
Yes we fought yes we conquered
To win by just 6
Yes we put the pressure
On the raiders oh yes we did
Roosters roosters go the mighty roosters for back to back
Thank you pill popper and now here is Simon
We are the bad and mean green machine but today we conked out too soon
Yes we tried to come back
But still the roosters were too good
What is wrong with the raiders
One can only tell
You see it was an awful match
Yes I don’t know what went wrong
The bad and mean green machine
Was broken hopefully fixed next week

Ok that was good and that is it that is all there ain’t no more here is the Final curtain song saying it is beer o’clock

And now let’s draw the final curtain
The roosters were too ****** good
Despite the raiders coming back on them
The raiders failed by just 6
So now we get into beer o’clock mate
To think about next week yeah
Well done to the roosters
Raiders must bounce back

Hi and welcome to Jupiter moon
For this great concert of great music

40-000-000 dead beats
Living on the dark streets
North east west south
Being cool oh yeah mate
Partying all over dude
Eating lots of exciting food
Like methane smoothies mate
Yeah mate yeah
Dancing all over your house mate
Dad going yeah alright Brian
Saying he meant he loved me
Yes he did
Partying down the firehouse
Then going home trying to be as quiet as a mouse
After drinking bourbon and smoking cigs
Yes that is what you want to do
Dancing all over your house
Saying to your voices who is boss
Eating food so really messy
To prove you ain’t a problem mate
Making your voices look worried yeah
Saying you ain’t like us anymore
I have lost my friend

Next song is this
Left my heart to the club oh dude
I sold a portion of my cigarettes
To the rough people yeah
I went to the private bin
And shook my boogie on the dance floor
And I never understood why people on the street were teasing me
Then I got on the dance floor
To show people how to party
Yeah mate
I got home and my voices went crazy
Seeing everyone I know all over my head
It really drove me nuts
I danced to Duncan
And did the hokey pokey
Saying I love to have a beer with daddy
Cause he was my mate
I used to love life a lot back then
Then I remembered my brother
Called me the name brin
Showing he really loved me
And saying he took the a out of my name
Because it was good
I felt cool
Even though my original
Thought was to be tough like a fighter would be oh yeah
Oooooh yeah mate yeah dude party
Next song is this
I was a hooligan back then yeah
I realise back then it was hard to be a family person because I was scared to have *** oh yeah mate yeah
And it was the grim reaper add on the television making it hard for me to think about having *** in any way I want
I really wanted children
Not knowing how hard it is
But overall that ad really scared me off from getting with a girl
People saying it’s normal to have *** yeah
And it is normal to have thoughts
Of having *** you see even when you are scared to do it yeah
I had this girls in college
Named Anna Clare Yvonne and Tanya
Who I really wanted to do it yeah
But I was scared of the grim reaper add it really ****** frightened me
And that is the reason why mate I never had *** to this day
And looking at shows where people are having *** yeah
Or seeing people having happy families from that
Makes me feel a bit weird
Despite me wanting to watch those shows because they teach me
That I shouldn’t have been scared
I should have been careful
But now I am a writer and artist
With dreams of bringing people
To their next lives
And my soul is the kind of soul
To enjoy the beauty of ***
Ooooh yeah yeah
I hope you enjoyed that song
It is the reason why I haven’t got kids
And despite wanting to feel the happiness and love of kids
The stupid grim reaper stopped me
I don’t know why I can’t explain it
But mate I feel like a hooligan
Who is having a hard time dealing with it

I am a nice person
I don’t want to fight
I am a nice person
I am not getting bullied
I am too nice to be a bad guy
I am a nice person
Yes I am
I hear about all the fights
They have in football
And I think it is ****** disgraceful
You see there is this poor Down syndrome man getting bashed at the football
It is totally disgraceful mate oh yes it is
I am a nice person
I don’t put up with that
Cause I am too nice to be like these
Rotten people
You see I am not a hooligan
I am not a ****
I am a nice person
And mate do I love life
You see I don’t tease people at the football I find it is a waste of time
I am a nice person
All of the time
I vote for the political party
That wants to help the poor
I watch family vlogs as opposed
To watching real life crime
Anything that upsets me
I don’t watch
Cause I am a nice person
All of the time
The women love me
Because I am so nice
I don’t believe in violence mate
It isn’t very cool
I am a nice person
I break no rules
Sometimes I swear
But not all the time
Cause I am nice to everyone I meet
Nice nice nice nice very very nice
I go to my art groups
And I do my art
Getting all of my problems
Out of my brain
Cause I am a nice person
Yes I am
I certainly don’t want to fight
Cause I am nice

I like Jesus
I like Jesus
Jesus is a hero of reincarnation mate
I like Jesus
Praise me to Jesus
Oh yeah he rocks
He brings people to think that
The world ain’t too bad
Just come back to life
Jesus is cool
Jesus is cool
He will bring your soul to another womb
Jesus is cool
Everyone is Jesus’s friend
Everyone is Jesus’s friend
He brought me back from getting kidnapped and killed in 1960
To a happy healthy life today
I want to learn
I want to learn
I want to learn the truth about
How I could be a normal kid
Well sometimes I find it hard
I just wanted to party
I just wanted to party
I brought my coke to church
With mum because I wanted to party
I like Jesus
I like Jesus
Jesus can make peace of your tragic previous lives
I like Jesus
They say Jesus died for us
And maybe it could be true
But there is still death and rebirth in the world
Jesus died for us
I believe someone in the world is Jesus
I believe someone in the world is Jesus
Maybe the person is a politician or a footy star who helps people
I believe someone in the world is Jesus
There is no messiah
It is all a myth
If there was people wouldn’t be dying one life and being born the next
Reincarnation is the truth
I like Jesus
Jesus is a hero to us all

Hi everyone and welcome to brumbies night live for the brumbies home match against the Auckland blues and what a match this will turn out to be and here is Fred with a jingle
Run brumbies run
Playing at GIO stadium oh yeah
Run brumbies run
Fighting fit fighting strong
Come on brumbies
You must win this Saturday
The night of all nights
Go brumbies go brumbies
We are the best
We will triumph over the blues
We are the best
Go brumbies go brumbies
We must win
If we wanna win in the finals
We have to win tonight

Thank you Fred and now here is Peter with his jingle

Out on the field of super rugby today
Are the mighty brumbies
Ready for a win
Our opponent today is the Auckland blues
We need to win we will triumph over
Everyone here’s hoping dude
Then the team provided a try
Scoring good here’s hoping mate
Everyone will cheer as they come on the field we get to our feet abs from our mouths we yell
Go the brumbies go go go
We need to beat the blues at their game
Go the brumbies go go go
Fight for our place in the finals
Here’s hoping well if we are good enough
Thank you Peter and now time to start the match go brumbies

Welcome to half time of brumbies night live and the blues got an early lead but then the brumbies caught up a bit to make it Auckland 15 brumbies 12, it will be an interesting second half
Here is Tim
Go brumbies go brumbies go brumbies go
We are the best team in Australia yeah
We are kicking *** good
And we are showing the blues who is boss
Let’s hope we don’t end up with a loss
Go the mighty brumbies mate
Carn them good and strong
Up the brumbies down the blues
Well I hope so anyway
It is great to shoe the kids of this town
Just how great the brumbies are
Come on brumbies win this match
Yeah oh yeah come on dudes

Thank you Tim and now here is William with his jingle
You know it is the brumbies
We are coming back on the blues
And at precisely midnight
Our victory will fit right
Into the night
We must win tonight mate
If we think we are good
What have the crowd
Eating pretty good food
Oh yeah we must win
Oh yeah we must
Thank you William and this match is going to be great in the second half
Here is Yvonne
The mighty brumbies are going to win today
1 2 3 4 5 olay
Then we will score and score
The opposition doesn’t know what hit em
Hit em hit em hit em
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
We must win tonight cause if we don’t
I will meet you in the club
And pour beer over you, yeah
We fight we win
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Go the mighty brumbies
Thank you Yvonne and now onto the second half go brumbies
And now it is full time and what a win for the ACT brumbies by 26-21 and I can tell you that was a great win
Here is Tom
Oh yeah it was a great win for the brumbies, the brumbies oh yeah
We proved too good for them oh yeah
The mighty brumbies
The brumbies played so ****** well
Auckland don’t know what hit em
Just when we thought they were down in the game
They scored some great points
Oh yeah the brumbies won it oh yeseree 3 cheers for the mighty brumbies come on oh yeah
Well done the mighty brumbies
Well ****** done

Thank you Tom and now here is Brian with a jingle
Go brumbies
We fought we conquered and we won
It was a great win we deserved to win
And the mighty brumbies
Are the best team around
Are we going to win from this match on
Or is it going to be a hay ride for us all
But the brumbies the mighty brumbies
Will put up a fight
Try and put that in your pipe and smoke it critics just smoke it now
All up
Go the brumbies go the brumbies
We are the best team around
Go the brumbies go the brumbies
Yes we beat the blues oh yeah
We are back kicking ***
Like we used to do fellas
Go the mighty brumbies
We are the mighty brumbies
We are The best
Thank you Brian and now that is it
There ain’t no more the brumbies have won, 26-21 is the score
Goodbye from brumbies night live
And now we draw the final curtain
Yes it is the brumbies are totally rad
The performance for them in this game was far from ****** bad
So as we wait for next weeks opponent
We will try and show them what we are made of yeah
But now it is time to celebrate
With a nice cold beer
Go brumbies

I felt good today
Cause toddy I decided to go back
To swimming in which I am
Planning to do every Tuesday
I did about 30 laps and
I wore a black swimming cap
And my blue goggles
As well as my red swimmers
It only cost me $5-20 to get in
And $6-00 for the cap
I caught the bus there
The new R9 bus from
The Belconnen bus station
To the AIS, yes I swam in the
AIS 25 metre pool
It was a great workout for my body
30 laps that is cool
I want to make a habit
Of doing that every Tuesday
I thought of dad who loved to swim
That is where he died doing swimming
But I shouldn’t worry about that
Different things happen to different people and I had fun swimming for 30 laps of a 25 metre pool
Please Buddha make dads next life
Betty Campbell inspire people like I just did because I was having fun doing laps of the pool before
And I had fun today
Totally awesome dudes
I feel like a real man

The raiders show v manly April 28 2019


Hi everyone and welcome to the raiders show on a year where we have won 5 out of 6 wins with their only loss was against the Melbourne storm
And today should be a great test to see if Canberra raiders are good enough to go further this year I personally think raiders have the guts to win it, but only time will tell ok let’s start the jingles and poems and cheers here is the first from Oliver

We are the mighty raiders
We will fight for what is right
Pushing for a premiership
In 2 0 1 9
Are we good enough
Well I think we are
But today we must pass manly
Because they seem the best
As they play the green machine song
To start the match
Everyone will cheer the raiders name
Saying we will win hands down
But at the stroke of 4-00
The question of whether the raiders are good enough will be answered
Go raiders go

Thank you Oliver and now here is Andy billims with a festive footy song

It is the football season oh yeah
And the raiders team will enter the field ready to show manly who if boss
And they want manly to have a loss
At brookvale oval today
The crowd is getting ready to
Wave their flags saying go raiders
We must win but to those manly
Supporters out there
We will win this mighty match
Go raiders go for us
As the supporters and players
Are riding the bus
Yes we are going to win we will never
Give in to those manly sea eagles
It is the football season
And the green machine
Is looking fast and mean
Never lean, we are mighty keen
To best the sea eagles yeah
And at the chime of 4-00
Raiders will see the truth
Of whether they win or lose

Thank you Andy and let’s hope raiders do win this afternoon against manly and now here is our next jingle poem or cheer from Patrick

G’day dudes my name is pat
Ready to cheer the raiders on
To beat manly and that is that
You see we have strong players
Who play very well
And Ricky Stuart will push us to the limit yeah
We have beaten teams who were once pretty good
And if we lose, guess who will be in a bad mood
I will yell at friends and family
C’mon raiders for this victory
We have in the past been
Known as the faders
But this year is different
We are the mighty raiders
We will raid your park as
We raise the roof
I know the raiders can excite us
I just want proof
Go raiders go raiders go raiders go

Thank you Patrick and here’s hoping we can all get together this afternoon to cheer hard for the Canberra raiders
Here is Jarred with his poem

Go raiders we are the best
We will put the eagles to the test
Coming up to provide the best
But the manly side will never rest
You see Canberra need to work ****** hard
Burning off the extra lard
From all the times the raiders have lost
C’mon raiders beat the hosts
Go raiders go

Thank you jarred and now off to the first half go the mighty raiders beat the eagles

Welcome back to the raiders show for the half time entertainment and what a match we have with the raiders leading manly by just 2 points, 14-12
And now here is ken with a jingle

Wighton wighton
You are the best mate
Two tries for the green machine
You are the one who is bad and mean
Wighton wighton
Everybody says your awesome dude
You need to score more though
If a win against manly is on the cards
Wighton wighton
Congratulations and celebrations
As the manly side scored their second try right at the last minute through former raiders Lachlan croker
Go the raiders we can’t give up
If we drop the ball we will choke choke choke come on raiders we must win today the mighty green machine
Will hopefully make manly pay
Thank you ken and now here is joe with his input

Fighting strong the green machine
We are the pride of the ACT
We are up by just 2 points
We need to provide more pressure
Yes we do
Don’t want no red or even blue
No orange or maroon too
We will see if the green machine
Will knock manly out in this game
But the pressure is coming over Canberra yeah
We fight we rise and we conquer
All over the place
We need to win c’mon raiders to win
Send manly off the field licking their wounds go raiders go

Thank you joe and now the second half between the raiders and sea eagles
Go raiders go
We will fight and we will win
Go raiders go
We will send manly to the sin bin
Go raiders go
Will wighton score his third
C’mon raiders win this match
Right now

Welcome back to the raiders show
And what a pretty ordinary performance from the raiders with manly winning 24 points to 20 and despite all the talk of the commentators saying they won from their last try, they made a mistake which ran down the clock for manly
Here is Tom

Go manly go manly go the mighty sea eagles
Winning is the way we do it
Go the eagles yeseree
I can answer the question mate
What is wrong with the raiders now
The second half of Canberra was crap and manly made the most of it
By becoming no sap
Go manly go manly
Go the mighty eagles yeah
We win only by 4 but a win none the less

Thank you Tom and congratulations to your team and I hope the raiders can bounce back next week, well hope so anyway and now here is Lyle with his jingle

Poor raiders lost their second match
Poor raiders having problems with their performance
It isn’t that good
Manly too strong
And raiders fell into a hole
The first half was good for raiders
But the second half went down
It is a 80 minute game not 40
The raiders faded away
What was wrong what was wrong
Raiders have been beaten for the second time
If we are to make the finals mate
We have to play a 80 minute game

Thank you Lyle and now here is Keith

The raiders played such **** in
The second half
Their performance in the second half was as woeful as can be
What happened to the side that has been winning in the last few weeks
Will we see them again
Well I hope so
I ****** well hope so
They need to win again
Just when you think the raiders
Were finals bound
They play a woeful match
In the second half
And to make a good position in the finals
They need to play better than that
Well done manly
I am a great sport
I hope the raiders can bounce back
And no more fade away

Thank you Keith and now it is time to go, it is beer o’clock there is no more

And now we draw the final curtain
What happened to the raiders mate
Normally this year we sing their praises now we have to lick our wounds
Join us next week for our mcdonalds park match with Penrith the mighty mountain men
I hope we could win that
It will be a great great match
But after our woeful second half
We need to bounce right on back to
Keep on track

Manly. 24
Raiders 20

Sunday morning brumbies


Hello everyone and welcome to Sunday morning brumbies where we are watching the match between the brumbies and the jaguars and here is terry with his jingle

Go the brumbies
You are the best
You will really put the jaguars to the test
You will fight fight fight
Like you will never stop
Go the brumbies
Go go go
You see we are starting to win a few
In the last 2 weeks
We need to win today
To make it very neat
We must win brumbies
We really need it yeah
Let us enjoy your victory
Over a nice cold beer

Thank you terry and now here is Prue with her jingle

Brumbies brumbies brumbies
Oh yeah that is cool
Go the mighty brumbies
Break no rule
The jags won’t know what hit them
At the final siren
The brumbies will play so well, mate
The best they can be
Oh yeah the brumbies
Fight for victory
Fight for victory
If we beat the jaguars
Fight for victory
Fight for victory
We will be the best version of a footy team we could ever be
Go brumbies fight for victory

Thank you Prue and now Sam with his chant

Brumbies clap clap clap
Brumbies clap clap clap
You see as the season is progressing
The brumbies leave their opposition. Second guessing
About whether or not they are good enough to win and win well
Brumbies clap clap clap
Brumbies clap clap clap
We will get close to holding the
Super rugby cup right over their heads
But that is just a pipe dream
First we must beat the jags today
And give the fellas back home
A happy Sunday morning to you

Thank you Sam and now for the first half between the brumbies and jaguars

Welcome back to half time of Sunday morning brumbies and the jaguars hold a very close 2 point lead 17-15
It was a very good match to date and here is Peter cheering along

Brumbies clap clap clap
Brumbies clap clap clap
You see the Saturday night party goers are sleeping in today
Because they partied well last night
Oh yeah we pray
The brumbies are down by just 2
Yes they are playing on our Sunday
Morning which is quite cool
Oops I see someone has awoken
He was a party goer who supports
The brumbies
He was sitting on the couch
But he kept falling asleep
His brain and body fall into a heap
Go brumbies we must win
Show the jags who is boss
Yes we do
Go brumbies we are the best

Thank you Peter and now here is ken

At the end we draw the final curtain
What will be the outcome here
Will the jags hold the lead right
Or are the brumbies good enough
17 to 15 is the score I hope we win
We must fight and fight forever
And we must never never cast the first stone of sin
Go the mighty brumbies
Sunday morning brumbies
Beat the jags beat them well
Do tell us how much you wanna win
****** oath we do

Thanks ken and now the second half between the brumbies and the jaguars

Welcome back to Sunday morning brumbies and I might let Lionel tell you who won

What is wrong with our brumbies team
We lost it 20 to 15
We made too many mistakes mate
That is not good at all
If history has told us much at all
We must reduce our drop *****
But we couldn’t no we didn’t
The brumbies really did fall
What is wrong with brumbies today
They played so ****** ****

Thank you Lionel and here is Daniel with his poem

Fight for victory
The brumbies didn’t do that
We dropped the ball too much mate
Which is a total disgrace
Brumbies are 12 th on the ladder
And they won’t win on my watch
How about we sit down
And talk about what went wrong
You see the brumbies were woeful today they need to pick up their game
Go the jags they won the match
What a win it was

Thank you Daniel and now we have to say goodbye so congratulations to the jaguars over the brumbies here is the final curtain song

And now we draw the final curtain
The brumbies lost but well done to jags
The brumbies made too many mistakes
But take no credit away from jagulars
It was only 5 points though
Our performance saw it more
We must get back to our winning run soon
Or we will look like a pack of *****
See you next time the brumbies play

Jagulars 20
Brumbies.15

An annoying friend sends Tom to be captured in the psych ward


In early April Tom was wanting to be left alone by his mate Danny, who was ringing him up while Tom was trying to enjoy the football, which Danny doesn’t like very much, in fact Danny kept on telling Tom that these football players get involved in dealing drugs
Getting drunk and doing one punch attacks on people and all that talk about all that sent Tom to want some me time at the football but Danny kept on ringing him up as he was trying to enjoy the match and Tom didn’t answer it knowing it will be a lot of totally negative chatter about things he doesn’t want to hear, and he rang Tom 8 times where Tom doesn’t answer because he was trying to watch the footy so after the 8 unanswered calls Danny rang tom’s parents who were in their 70s and wanted to relax and they didn’t need Danny ringing them especially when Tom was just watching a footy game getting his me time but Tom was stressed since then and wanted to escape his life because people kept on annoying him and his parents seemed to agree with Danny more than him which every time Tom talked with his parents since they said you have to be a better friend and talk to him, they were sort of saying that they are getting too old to have friends worry about their son when their son is just having a bit of me time and Tom said to Danny that he went to the footy and enjoyed it and then after they spoke Tom became psychotic in ways where people complained about his behaviour and sent the police to his house but all Tom wanted was a bit of peace and quiet from the discipline of his father and the annoyance of his friend Danny but this wasn’t going to be easy as the police brought Tom to Ron’s psych ward and Ron gave him a brain scan to see if they can find what is making him psychotic and Tom couldn’t watch the footy because a bikie wanted to watch a movie called top gun and Tom yelled out WHY!!!! And the other patients of Ron’s psych ward were teasing Tom because he chose to be ****** than going on a holiday and Tom told Ron his whole story and Ron put him on some new drugs called eppelim and serenace which calmed Tom down but occasionally made Tom talk about his previous lives in which the doctors didn’t believe and the doctors wanted to keep him there till he realises that this isn’t the place to say it, but Tom really believed what he was saying and yelled WHY don’t these people believe me and he went to his room and drew pictures and write stories and he wrote and wrote till his hand was nearly bone and the doctors were trying to make Tom understand that his beliefs about his previous lives aren’t true but Tom yelled saying it is my belief, and you have to respect me and then the next Day Tom watched cool runnings with the bikie but couldn’t tell to the bikie because he was a ****** so he just watched the movie with him silently but after a while the doctors felt sorry for Tom as he was trying to find ways to relax and they wanted to send him to the other psych ward on the other side of town because Ron said he was just wanting to settle down after his creativity and after he left ron’s psych ward he moved to the other ward and the patients said the geek has left us
He has left us yeah and after 3 weeks in that psych ward Tom was released and sent back into society where he had to put up with his annoying mate Danny and then he rang him saying I am out now, but nothing changed, Tom was still wanting to get heaps of me time and he wanted Danny to respect that but Danny still was talking in a negative way to him which made Tom upset and Tom said I don’t like you anymore you are too negative for me, I just want to live a carefree life and Tom still wanted to ring him but then the forces of the cosmos broke his phone which split Tom and Danny up forever and now Tom is still watching sport and Danny his still very negative and Tom didn’t want the negativity in his life anymore while Tom met with Ron once a week to talk about what they have to do to keep him out of his psych ward

You are a money hungry hungry ***** you are
You just sit there counting your doh
You are definitely a money hungry
Money hungry ***** you are
You don’t care for the poor on no
You go into the country club
As the poor go to the pub
And after you say goodbye to your Mates saying I had a great day
The pub people are having a brawl
The poor aren’t free
But you are mate in that great
Country club
And that makes you are money hungry *****
Every day to go
You are a money hungry money hungry ***** you are
Enjoying spending money like wearing
Underwear
Money hungry money hungry ***** you are not caring for the little guys
Oh no
The poor head off to the football match thinking any seat will do
But as they get there the rich avoid the queues and head straight up to the members stand for a great view
What a money hungry money hungry ***** they are enjoying the match and the view
While the poor are fighting for the best spot and sometimes it can be a brawl when you go to a concert to listen to the lovely tunes you get your spot thinking it is good
But the money hungry ****** have found a better spot
In the middle in the box
With champagne and nibbles oh yeah but we have to sit there watching them be total total fools oh yeah
You are being pushed over by the crowd while they are sipping champagne it is enough to drive a poor man nuts
Come on mate move out of the way
The rich are driving me nuts
Money hungry money hungry money hungry ****** always seem better than you, you know **** them
I don’t care the rich don’t care about me I prefer to stay here enjoying being poor saying the rich have nothing on me

84, we want more
Of the good stuff anybody wants yeah
You see when we steal your stuff
We need to be secret
93, do a wee, in the bath tub now
Next to your mum
Maybe that is discusting mate
Don’t do it again
77, my dads in heaven
And when I go to sleep I visit him
I muck with him to remind him
What the past was like
99, I know there is a sign
For enjoying life oh yeah that is fine
Drinking beer isn’t partying as much
As hyperactive laughing in your house
28 eat your food off your plate
Finish it all before it is too late
Why don’t you be more like your big brother Lyle
53, my anxiety is playing up again making me look up unnecessary
You can’t control the movement because it is ****** annoying
Oh yeah bow bow feeling anxious again
41, Sydney won against the giants in the neafl how cool not many people there but it is so great
Giants need a kick up the ***
99, winning the battle online
Typing stories about your life which can be cool, yes it is so cool and awesome too
56, a rooster has ***, with a chook
To make a cute little chick
And that is the way of the world mate
That is the way of the world

Hi guys and gals, this morning i went back to bowling after we had the easter weekend off, and today i bowled

170 and 129 and 147, i mainly got spares today but i did get 5 strikes in 3 games, that was awesome, but it was the spares that got my scores

the way they were, i enjoyed bowling tis morning because i got one over average one below average by just 2 points and one below average

by a lot, but i still remain over 100, AWESOME DUDES, and now see is a poem


kick *** kick ***, it was a great day you see

three scores over 120, that is right on the money

i love life, playing a sport like this

as i bowl my Parramatta ball down the alley

i feel very radical yeah

kick *** kick *** what a morning it was

with my god knows amount of spares, dude

and just 5 strikes

take me down to the bowling alley

take me down to the crowd

don’t buy me peanuts or hotdogs or fries

it clogs me up so i don’t bowl well oh no

i need to bowl at my best mate

but when i miss oh who cares

it’s 1, 2, 3, 4 5 strikes on the money dude

at the bowling alley


here are my frame by frame scores today






















FIRST GAME





1             7 2              9

2                X           29

3             7 /             48

4             9 /             65

5             7 /             84

6             9 /           101

7            7 2           110

8            9 /             130

9              X             150

10         6 / X           170

TOTAL SCORE       170





SECOND GAME





1                8 /             18

2                8 /              38

3                  X              57

4                7 2             66

5                6 3             75

6                8 1             84

7                9 /             103

8                9 -             112

9                8 1             121

10              6 2              129

TOTAL SCORE             129




THIRD GAME





1                   X                   20

2                9 /                    38

3                8 /                    54

4                 6 3                  63

5                 7 -                   70

6                 9 /                   86

7                 6 /                103

8                 7 /                122

9                 9 /                 138

10               6 3               147

TOTAL SCORE               147

Bunny bunny bunny
He is a cutey
In the world of love
Bunny bunny bunny
He is a cutey
In the world of love
You see he is there
It is easy to see
You see he is a cute bunny
And he is funny
In the world of love
He comes around at Easter
With loads of eggs, yeah
For the kids to share
Everyone will get fat
From the eggs yeah you do
From the world of love
You see you see
They are filled with chocolate
Yippee
So after you eat the chocolate bunny you will feel it melt in your mouth yeah
From the world of love
Bunny bunny bunny
Is so funny
From the world of love
He has a little cotton tail
As he hops on the bunny trail
In the world of love
Oh yeah dudes

The raiders show

V parramatta April 14 2019


Hi everyone and welcome to the raiders show where the mighty Canberra raiders are playing the pride of the parramatta eels and seeing the raiders have won 3 lost 1 it is going to be a thrilling match and we start the entertainment with Joel from waramanga

We are the bad and mean green machine fearsome men from the ACT
We will trample over the eels today
And we will hit ‘em fight ‘em
Even if biff wasn’t allowed
I want no red I want no blue
No purple pink or orange too
There is just one colour and
That will do
The fighting men from the green machine
Come on Canberra
We have to win tonight
If we don’t put up a fight
The side will fade away fade away
Like an old rusty coin
We are the bad and mean green machine fighting fit
We are looking mean
As our opponents will be seeing green
When we beat ‘em beat ‘em and that will be the end

Thank you Joel a very good version of the green machine song and now here is Barry from Curtin

Go go the raiders
The mighty green machine
We will be up there fighting
We will never be lean
Come on raiders you are the best
Watch out eels we will put you
To the test
Go go the raiders
Better than the worst
Go go the raiders
I think I see an eel trying to first
That won’t happen because the
Raiders are great
Go raiders go raiders
The team of today
Go go the raiders
Let’s finish the round with a bang
Carn the mighty raiders
Watch the raiders burst up a Bang
That will be the eels when they lose today
Go the mighty raiders mate
Better than the rest

Thank you Barry and yes it will be fantastic to see the raiders win today
And now here Bradley from Dunlop

In an era of upsets
Good and bad can occur
But the mighty Canberra raiders
Will fight right till they are through
With strong players who perform at their best
Those players will put eels to the test
It is going to be great cool and totally rad
The raiders this year have been far from bad
Yes those eels will be at their best
But the raiders are going to put them to the test
You see we are the mighty green machine fast and mean and fighting fit
We ain’t scared of the eels
Not one little bit
Thank you Bradley
And I am saying to you that
Raiders are great
Raiders are strong
They play their best even if the game is long
They will fight the eels
They will never squeal
Come on raiders go go go
Come on raiders
Win on my raiders show
And after this break the start of the match go the raiders the lead we’ll catch ok here is the match between the green machine and the eels

Welcome back to the raiders show and now we have the half time entertainment with Keith from Monash

Yes it started like this, raiders pushing for the try line trying so hard and parramatta trying their best to get tries and when they got their first try they were happy and converted the try to make it 6-0 and the eels were finding it hard to get a try even a forward pass stopped them from breaking through and the raiders
Scored a penalty goal to make it 8-0
At the break go the raiders kick some *** go the raiders show some class
Go the raiders in 2019

Thank you Keith and now jimmy from O’Malley

Come on raiders come on come on
Come on raiders come on
We are the green machine
We are fighting fit in the ACT
If you stop us from finding our feet
We will hit ya hit ya hit ya
The eels will be toast
Croker kicked 2 awesome goals
And the raiders look awesome too
Anyhow
We fight out our aggression
The eels will be a suffering
But who cares we have the half time lead
Come on raiders come on come on
Come on raiders come on
Yes they will win this match and if
We play well the premiership
Which mightn’t be so much
Out of the raiders reach
To win 4 th game tonight will be awesome go raiders go
Thank you jimmy and now
Back to the match go raiders win the 4 th match of the year

Welcome back to the raiders show and what a great win by the raiders
19 to nil, the first time the raiders to nil twice in 5 rounds since 1990, what a win it had turned out to be and now here Harry from Braddon

Go the raiders go the raiders
Raiders clap clap clap
Raiders clap clap clap
It was a match that was very good
Beating parramatta to nil
It was an interesting match my friend
Go the mighty raiders oh yeah
We had an 8-0 lead at half time And then in the second we just went with it
The eels made too many mistakes
What a game it was go the mighty mighty raiders oh yeah
We have the broncos next week
And if we play like this
There will be a chance
All we need to push ourselves right
And knock the broncos around
Yes that is what we need to do
Raiders clap clap clap
Raiders clap clap clap
The raiders have played well this year so far will they keep it up

Thank you harry, and let’s hope they keep it up and now here is John from ainslie

Raiders clap clap clap
Raiders clap clap clap
What an opening this has turned out
To be
The best start the raiders have had
And holding the eels to nil too yo
What a fantastic win
Let’s pile on the pressure raiders
And knock the broncos back home
We are the green machine
Let’s hope we can show the youth of today why they called us the green machine
I remember back then it was great it was great
Ooh I need to get home at half past 8
But I can sing about the raiders all night
Let’s go to parramatta leagues club
And get in a fight
Raiders clap clap clap
Raiders clap clap clap
Raiders are the team to watch in 2019

Thank you John and now our last entertaining number of the night is Imogen from hawker

Come on raiders
Kick some ***
Come on raiders
Tonight you showed some class
The lord was looking down on you
One try and an almighty 2 and
3 and then a great field goal
Taking the heart out of your soul
I have been a raiders fan
For such a long time
So let’s cheer and cheer
Them over the line
Raiders clap clap clap
Raiders clap clap clap
Kicking *** tonight

Thank you Imogen and now we must go, see you next week against the broncos let’s hope raiders win 5 well we have to just see and now time for the final curtain see you next time on the raiders show

And now we draw the final curtain
And the raiders won their 4th
Out of 5 games it was like fucken war
And next week we face the broncos
Let’s hope we win, I hope so
We need to celebrate Easter
With a win go the Canberra raiders
Yeseree
See you next week everybody

Brumbies night live

ACT v lions


Hi dudes and welcome to gio stadium
Where the mighty brumbies will be trying to win after some terrible performances they have had and mate it is going to be a great match
No matter who wins and the brumbies who are number 4 in the Australiasian conference and we have to hope that they have the power to best the lions this evening on brumbies night live
With the last win from the brumbies being on March 15, and they are bound to win tonight and mate it should be cool, our first entertainer is George from red hill
Take it away George

Coming out tonight
With a lot of power
The mighty mighty brumbies
The team of the hour
They will beat the odds
Never giving up
Come on brumbies
You must win yes please be the best
Brumbies team brumbies team
They must fight hard tonight
Knock the lions completely out
And pile on the tries
Brumbies team brumbies team
Will we win tonight
Come on brumbies players
Please put on a fight right

Thank you George and tonight brumbies night live will be great
If brumbies win and not lose and now here is Peter from cook



Go brumbies we will fight them
Go brumbies we will never lose
Never, brumbies will win tonight
Go brumbies this is footy
The big game they play in heaven yeah
Brumbies we must win tonight
Go brumbies beat the lions
On our home we need to win
Yeah mate we must win oh yeah
With our players playing average
In other games
Our last win was March 15
Come on brumbies we must win
Come on brumbies we will win
If we put our mind to it
Get our mindset right yeah
Come on brumbies
We must beat the lions
Yeah we will win if we play well enough yeah we will win hope-ful-ly
Yes we are the team of the week
If we win tonight
Go brumbies we must win yeah
Go brumbies we will beat South Africa
Yeah dude we will be triumphant yeah
Go brumbies

Thank you Peter and lets hope brumbies win tonight and if our mindset as you put it is right we will win and win well

And now here is John from Casey



Come on the brumbies
We need to be triumphant
We need to show South Africa
Who is boss
Come on the brumbies
Hopefully we won’t lose this
Cause if we do our adrenaline
Will be pushed right down oh yeah
Come on the brumbies
The lions will be waiting
But we must win
Never ever give in
Because it must be our turn
Dance goes the cheer girls
And cheering goes brumby jack
As the brumbies are superb
Yes we will win oh yeah
And the team to win tonight
Will be the mighty brumbies

Thank you John and I hope the brumbies are listening because mate
They are due for a win and if they are good enough they will win battle and conquer and now here is rick from kaleen with a brumby rap



Yo hey brumby team
The best team at the GIO yeah
We will fight we will say
That we will beat the lions hands down
Come on hey brumbies team
Everyone will cheer you as you take the field
With the crowd going brumbies Clap clap clap brumbies clap clap clap
Brumbies clap clap clap right from start to finish
You see brumbies we beat the tahs
At their own game yeah we are cool
We haven’t won since then
But the lions tonight will be our feast
We will trample all over them
And say brumbies clap clap clap
Brumbies clap clap clap
Right till the very end
Go brumbies yo from start to finish
Duuuuuuuuddddddeeeeee!!!!!

Thank you rick and that was a cool rap beat for the mighty brumby team
And I hope they win against the lions tonight and now here is harriett from
Deakin


Brumbies team show the crowd a good time
Brumbies team show us how you win
Pile on the the tries
Make sure you never look like losing
Never lose go the brumbies team
Brumbies team fight till the final
Siren mate show us your style
Come on brumbies we must win this evening come on mate we must win oh yeah
You see the brumbies and lions meet this evening who will win
Who will ****** win
Everyone cheers for the brumbies this evening at 9-30 we will know the result
Brumbies team we will win this evening
Brumbies team we will win this game
We must fight we will conquer to be the best overall you see we are the best

Thank you harriett and that was a great song about the brumbies hopefully winning well let’s hope the beat the lions and very soon we will be watching the kickoff between the brumbies and the lions
Go brumbies

And welcome back and we are about to start this brumbies night live match
Against the lions from South Africa
Go brumbies go brumbies win this match
Come on brumbies we need to win this yeah we do and we will
Well, I hope anyway go brumbies

Welcome to half time and the mighty brumbies are leading at the half time break by 19 points to 8 and this is a crackerjack game of rugby mate and now for our half time entertainment and first of all is Gordon from Macgregor

Yes mate we were down and
I felt bad when the lions started well
And scored the first try
But the conversion was missed
And the brumbies got in
And with their successful conversion
We lead 7-5 but the lions were given
A penalty to the lions mate made the lions retake the lead but
We stuck at our guns at 8-7 down
And we pushed ourselves to the limit
Then we scored a great try
And again we converted it 14-8 was the score the lions tried to put pressure on us but we stuck at our guns and scored a unconverted try
It was 19 points to 8 at half time
And what do you reckon brumbies fans are we going to give up I say
No fear
Thank you for the summary Gordon
And now here is olly from Fraser
Go the brumbies win win win
Go the brumbies win every time
When we play so late at night
We have to see whether we can put up a fight
Go the brumbies win oh win
Go the brumbies make sure
You don’t give up this lead
Thank you olly and now it is time to
Start the second half
Go brumbies
Kick some ***
Go brumbies
Show some class
Come on brumbies win against the lions

Welcome back and it is full time at gio stadium and the brumbies beat the lions by 31 points to 20 after a very good second half of 12 - all the deadlock couldn’t be broken and here is Patrick from wanniassa

Here comes the brumbies
Here comes the brumbies
The ACT brumbies
Beating the lions 31 points to 20
What a picnic
Here comes the brumbies
Here comes the brumbies
The ACT brumbies
It was a very good win indeed mate
Those mighty brumbies won and the crowd is happy
Like a real smart happy Chappy
Here comes the brumbies
Here comes the brumbies
The ACT brumbies
We provided the best entertainment
You have a ever seen
Yes we had a picnic
Go the brumbies
Go the brumbies
We are the champions
Of the territory of the ACT
Especially tonight yeah
Go the mighty brumbies
Go the mighty brumbies
We will provide some of the best
Performances of the super rugby
Oh yeah what a picnic
Go brumbies you are the best

Thank you Patrick and now we cross to the brumbies cheer squad
Brad and Thomas and Daniel to cheer like they have never cheered before

Hi everyone at the brumbies game
I hope you enjoyed us win 31-20 mate
We put the pressure on the lions
Keeping above them anyway we want
They scored the first try converted it to trail by 4 but we piled on tries and
Won by 11 and the second half was 12 all dude, what a match this turned out to be and the lions tried and tried and tried but we were better tonight oh yeah, thank god I nearly died
As the crowd yelled so loud
The brumbies supporters stood up
Nice and proud and we had a good mindset tonight better than the lions
But the lions still played well
But we were better really really cool better mate yeah mate yeah
Go the brumbies on brumbies night live kick ***, go brumbies

Thank you brad and Thomas and Daniel and yes it was a great win by the brumbies and it was a 12-all second half and thank Christ brumbies lead the first half and now here is Pete from Melba

Go the brumbies go the brumbies
We won yeseree
Come on brumbies
Come on brumbies
This night was ours oh yeah
It was an even second half
But the brumbies still was leading
Yes and we cut the lions in two
And their hearts were a bleeding
But lions played well
But not well enough
Go the brumbies go the brumbies
We’re the best in the super rugby
Well on our good day, mate
Go the mighty brumbies
We are the champs of gio
But hopefully we can win more
To show today was no fluke

Thank you Pete and now it is time to go, so here is our final curtain song

As we draw the final curtain
And it is the brumbies on top oh yeah
Time to head out to go to our houses
While the wild ones have their beer
It was a very good match
The lions were displaying pressure yeah but the 12-all second half meant
The brumbies are the best
Oh yeah bow bow
Yes, the brumbies are the best
See you next time we have brumbies night live

HI GUYS AND GALS


today i went to bowling and i got 1 medal from the tournament

last week, which is really awesome, and i got a certificate for the tournament

as well, i also won a easter raffle prize, which consisted of lots of chocolates

which i am trying to give up, so i can feel fit, so i won’t be eating the chocolate

easter eggs, but i will keep the cup and paper plates and napkins in the feel of easter

my scores today if you find my frame by frame scores hard to read, were 132 and 139 and an awesome

184 to finish up, there is no bowling next week, but i am off to Sydney to watch the hyde park easter parade

which will be awesome, dude, see is a poem




today i had fun, but the easter eggs weighed me down, but i ain’t i ain’t

i ain’t going to eat the eggs because i will be going backwards

and mate that is not what i am prepared to do

i will put the cup in my cupboard and napkins and paper plates too

i could make kids very happy, if i gave them away

so i will, i will give them away

i am too old for a kid

and my bowling was great

my last score of 184, was especially superb

and if i eat the chocolate, my scores will slip

so i will say, no chocolate for me

as i move on to my next phase in life

off the dreaded sugar

i got a medal and certificate as well

i feel happy and cool, oh yeah

bowling was great

i felt i was playing well

cool, mate cool i am enjoying myself

oh what a good bowler am i




here are my frame by frame scores,






FIRST GAME







1                  X                    19

2               9 -                      28

3               9 /                      46

4               8 1                     55

5               6 3                     64

6               6 1                     71

7               6 2                     79

8               8 /                      95

9               6 /                    112

10           7 / X                   132

TOTAL SCORE                 132




SECOND GAME








1                8 /                  18

2                8 /                  38

3                   X                 58

4                 8 /                  77

5                 9 /                  95

6                 8 1                104

7                 8 -                  112

8                 8 1                  121

9                  5 4                  130

10                3 6                   139

TOTAL SCORE                    139







THIRD GAME








1                      8 /                     20

2                         X                    48

3                          X                    68

4                       8 /                      85

5                       7 2                      94

6                       9 /                     113

7                       9 /                      128

8                       5 /                       146

9                       8 /                        164

10                  8 / X                         184

TOTAL SCORE                              184

Let me
Entertain you
And I wanna make you smile
And I know you are not like
My old mate mr Lyle
I wanna entertain you
I want to take you somewhere
That you really wanna go
Drinking and eating
Food that will make you fat
Let me
Entertain you
Let me take you out
To our bumper party
That everyone will like
It’ll have drinks and plenty
Of great food
It has to be good for you
Take me out to your bumper party
And celebrate what you do
Let me entertain you
When I go to the Easter parade Easter Monday
Yes I will have a lot of fun
Nothing unhealthy please
Like chocolate and flavoured milk
Sip a nice refreshing water
I know you ought to
Just be entertained the way you want

Right on the money dude
Right on the money dude
Doing what they do is
Right on the money dude
They play afl very well
And at rugby league their stylings are swell
At basketball they play and they sweat
And in water polo they get very wet
But when their team wins
They say one thing that sends
Them to a state where they are
Right on the money dude
right on the money dude
They are right in everything they do
As they rock and roll like they do
Yes as they play and sweat in their sports
Maybe buy a watch a Rolex or a Swartz
Right on the money dude
Right on the money dude
Having fun getting blind
Waiting for you to unwind
We just say as long as you say
You are right on the money
You will find yourself happy as a bee making honey

Ridgey didge
Ridgey didge
I wanna be ridgey didge
I wanna party all night
But in the nice man way
Just like ridgey didge
I want to get down
I want to be apart of your life
I very rarely wanna get into strife
I wanna see if ridgey didge
Will become a mate to rely on
Through thick and thin
Even if I wasn’t in the mood
Ridgey didge
Ridgey didge
I wanna get down with ridgey didge
And next week I wanna
Go on holiday with ridgey didge
And rock and roll
Rock and roll
Get up get up
And get wiggy to it
Get up and move your body
Swing your hips
Swing your hips
Get up get down
Move your party moves right now
Ridgey didge
Ridgey didge
Get up get down with ridgey didge
And groove the groovy moves dude

I am not a manderfole
I like the young life
Like looking at Facebook
YouTube and the internet
I am not from the dinosaur era
No way not me
That is what a manderfole is
And that I am definitely not
I am cool despite bring a bit quieter than usual but that is just all the stuff I put on the computer makes me that way
I am not a manderfole
I am not one of those
I don’t belong with the dinosaurs
I am in the modern world
Of having fun not fighting
Never causing trouble
My head gets tired
Then I go to bed
But I am not a manderfole
I wouldn’t look at myself to being like that in
Every stretch of the imagination
I am just a person with a great imagination
Who likes watching sport on kayo sports
I could watch cricket soccer
Aussie rules rugby league
Rugby union baseball basketball and ice and field hockey motor sports surfing it makes me feel cool
I am not a manderfole
I am a sports watcher mate
Watching it all on free to air tv and kayo sports
I watch the sports I want to watch, I don’t want people to use me cause of this
Cause I am no manderfole
I am a sports watching man

Go go the mighty Canberra demons
We won our first match
Against the Gold Coast suns
Never looked like losing oh no
We had an early lead and there was no way they will catch us
And at 3 quarter time we held a 40 point lead
Go the demons
Go the demons
The pride of our Capital
Go the demons
Go the demons
We are the best in the neafl
We will bring this great city of Canberra the neafl crown
Even if we are down
We will fight fight fight
Right till the end
Driving our opponent round the bend
The might of the demons mate
The best of the ACT
Demons rah rah rah
Demons rah rah rah
We beat the Gold Coast
By 94 to 83
Go demons dudes swing around the city
We will show the neafl who is boss