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May 2019
Hi everyone and welcome to the raiders show where today the mighty raiders play South Sydney Rabbitohs
Where I think it will be a great match
Here is Tom with his jingle

Go raiders go raiders go raiders go
We push em hard and never say no
The raiders will be the best team there
Yeah they will be happy oh yeah
The raiders will come up and win
If they don’t I will arrest you yeah
Partying down the club is cool
Breaking rules is not what they do
Come on Ricky Stuart Coach them good
Yes the raiders are the best around
Go raiders go raiders go raiders go

Thank you Tom and now here is
Peter

La la la la la we are the green machine
We’re bad and mean
We fight them till you see green
We are big and strong
Fast and mean
We are the mighty green machine
We will win and win it well
You see we will tell the cops
That we are best
Go the mighty raiders team
Fight them please the green machine
La la la la la the green machine
We will fight and win oh yeah
We are fast and mean
And big and strong
Time to lose isn’t what we do
Go raiders go raiders go raiders go
We will win even if it is in the snow
The sleet is great very cold
Go the raiders go the raiders
Go go go go go go
Thank you Peter and now over to the match go raiders

Welcome back to the raiders show and the raiders have a very narrow lead of about 6 points to 4 and here is Robert with his jingle

Yes the raiders are up at the half
Only by the narrowist of margins
But who cares oh yeah
6 - 4 is the score
And the raiders are the best
Better than Souths
Putting the bunnies to the test
Come on raiders we must win
Go raiders come on mate
We must win we must win
Put the bunnies down on the ground
Where they belong
They belong down the bottom
But I won’t say
I want to see the raiders win
Oh yeah

Thank you Robert and now here is
Pete with his jingle

We have to fight em up
Push them down
Fight them till you hit the top
And push them to the ground
And then we say to each other mate yeah
Come on the raiders
You see we are individuals
Coming out to win
And if we have a strong team
We must knock their game out of whack
Yes we will win this match oh yeah
Come on the raiders
Go the mighty raiders
You are the best

Thank you Pete and now here is the game go raiders

Welcome back to the raiders show and what a loss we suffered tonight on election night as well here is olly with his jingle

Too bad too bad we lost and we don’t conquer too bad
We weren’t very good tonight
We made a few mistakes
We played bad played bad oh yeah we did
I don’t know what went on
We just weren’t very good
We are going to play the cowboys
Next week and I hope we win but
The amount of times we dropped the bell tonight might suggest other wise
Come on raiders I was saying in the stands but they weren’t listening
No they weren’t

Thank you olly and now here is Kenny

We lost we lost we lost
What happened to us
I would never think
That this years performance
Could take us to a bad loss
I came here today thinking we had a hope but I was far from right
We never ever really put up a big big fight
What is wrong with us oh no
Come on raiders you must bounce back from this
But are you good enough
Well one can only tell
What was wrong with us tonight
Well done bunnies

Thank you Kenny and what a match it was and now let’s draw the final curtain

And now we draw the final curtain
Yes the raiders have lost a shame
You see it is back to us
Making mistakes all the time
What was wrong with us this evening
It was a bad election night
Because we can’t beat
The sides up the top
Which could prove to be a problem
Don’t worry raiders just work on next week
See you next week
Dudes
Written by
johnny georgy brown
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