I am a nice person
I don’t want to fight
I am a nice person
I am not getting bullied
I am too nice to be a bad guy
I am a nice person
Yes I am
I hear about all the fights
They have in football
And I think it is ****** disgraceful
You see there is this poor Down syndrome man getting bashed at the football
It is totally disgraceful mate oh yes it is
I am a nice person
I don’t put up with that
Cause I am too nice to be like these
Rotten people
You see I am not a hooligan
I am not a ****
I am a nice person
And mate do I love life
You see I don’t tease people at the football I find it is a waste of time
I am a nice person
All of the time
I vote for the political party
That wants to help the poor
I watch family vlogs as opposed
To watching real life crime
Anything that upsets me
I don’t watch
Cause I am a nice person
All of the time
The women love me
Because I am so nice
I don’t believe in violence mate
It isn’t very cool
I am a nice person
I break no rules
Sometimes I swear
But not all the time
Cause I am nice to everyone I meet
Nice nice nice nice very very nice
I go to my art groups
And I do my art
Getting all of my problems
Out of my brain
Cause I am a nice person
Yes I am
I certainly don’t want to fight
Cause I am nice

I like Jesus
I like Jesus
Jesus is a hero of reincarnation mate
I like Jesus
Praise me to Jesus
Oh yeah he rocks
He brings people to think that
The world ain’t too bad
Just come back to life
Jesus is cool
Jesus is cool
He will bring your soul to another womb
Jesus is cool
Everyone is Jesus’s friend
Everyone is Jesus’s friend
He brought me back from getting kidnapped and killed in 1960
To a happy healthy life today
I want to learn
I want to learn
I want to learn the truth about
How I could be a normal kid
Well sometimes I find it hard
I just wanted to party
I just wanted to party
I brought my coke to church
With mum because I wanted to party
I like Jesus
I like Jesus
Jesus can make peace of your tragic previous lives
I like Jesus
They say Jesus died for us
And maybe it could be true
But there is still death and rebirth in the world
Jesus died for us
I believe someone in the world is Jesus
I believe someone in the world is Jesus
Maybe the person is a politician or a footy star who helps people
I believe someone in the world is Jesus
There is no messiah
It is all a myth
If there was people wouldn’t be dying one life and being born the next
Reincarnation is the truth
I like Jesus
Jesus is a hero to us all

Hi everyone and welcome to brumbies night live for the brumbies home match against the Auckland blues and what a match this will turn out to be and here is Fred with a jingle
Run brumbies run
Playing at GIO stadium oh yeah
Run brumbies run
Fighting fit fighting strong
Come on brumbies
You must win this Saturday
The night of all nights
Go brumbies go brumbies
We are the best
We will triumph over the blues
We are the best
Go brumbies go brumbies
We must win
If we wanna win in the finals
We have to win tonight

Thank you Fred and now here is Peter with his jingle

Out on the field of super rugby today
Are the mighty brumbies
Ready for a win
Our opponent today is the Auckland blues
We need to win we will triumph over
Everyone here’s hoping dude
Then the team provided a try
Scoring good here’s hoping mate
Everyone will cheer as they come on the field we get to our feet abs from our mouths we yell
Go the brumbies go go go
We need to beat the blues at their game
Go the brumbies go go go
Fight for our place in the finals
Here’s hoping well if we are good enough
Thank you Peter and now time to start the match go brumbies

Welcome to half time of brumbies night live and the blues got an early lead but then the brumbies caught up a bit to make it Auckland 15 brumbies 12, it will be an interesting second half
Here is Tim
Go brumbies go brumbies go brumbies go
We are the best team in Australia yeah
We are kicking *** good
And we are showing the blues who is boss
Let’s hope we don’t end up with a loss
Go the mighty brumbies mate
Carn them good and strong
Up the brumbies down the blues
Well I hope so anyway
It is great to shoe the kids of this town
Just how great the brumbies are
Come on brumbies win this match
Yeah oh yeah come on dudes

Thank you Tim and now here is William with his jingle
You know it is the brumbies
We are coming back on the blues
And at precisely midnight
Our victory will fit right
Into the night
We must win tonight mate
If we think we are good
What have the crowd
Eating pretty good food
Oh yeah we must win
Oh yeah we must
Thank you William and this match is going to be great in the second half
Here is Yvonne
The mighty brumbies are going to win today
1 2 3 4 5 olay
Then we will score and score
The opposition doesn’t know what hit em
Hit em hit em hit em
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
We must win tonight cause if we don’t
I will meet you in the club
And pour beer over you, yeah
We fight we win
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Go the mighty brumbies
Thank you Yvonne and now onto the second half go brumbies
And now it is full time and what a win for the ACT brumbies by 26-21 and I can tell you that was a great win
Here is Tom
Oh yeah it was a great win for the brumbies, the brumbies oh yeah
We proved too good for them oh yeah
The mighty brumbies
The brumbies played so ****** well
Auckland don’t know what hit em
Just when we thought they were down in the game
They scored some great points
Oh yeah the brumbies won it oh yeseree 3 cheers for the mighty brumbies come on oh yeah
Well done the mighty brumbies
Well ****** done

Thank you Tom and now here is Brian with a jingle
Go brumbies
We fought we conquered and we won
It was a great win we deserved to win
And the mighty brumbies
Are the best team around
Are we going to win from this match on
Or is it going to be a hay ride for us all
But the brumbies the mighty brumbies
Will put up a fight
Try and put that in your pipe and smoke it critics just smoke it now
All up
Go the brumbies go the brumbies
We are the best team around
Go the brumbies go the brumbies
Yes we beat the blues oh yeah
We are back kicking ***
Like we used to do fellas
Go the mighty brumbies
We are the mighty brumbies
We are The best
Thank you Brian and now that is it
There ain’t no more the brumbies have won, 26-21 is the score
Goodbye from brumbies night live
And now we draw the final curtain
Yes it is the brumbies are totally rad
The performance for them in this game was far from ****** bad
So as we wait for next weeks opponent
We will try and show them what we are made of yeah
But now it is time to celebrate
With a nice cold beer
Go brumbies

I felt good today
Cause toddy I decided to go back
To swimming in which I am
Planning to do every Tuesday
I did about 30 laps and
I wore a black swimming cap
And my blue goggles
As well as my red swimmers
It only cost me $5-20 to get in
And $6-00 for the cap
I caught the bus there
The new R9 bus from
The Belconnen bus station
To the AIS, yes I swam in the
AIS 25 metre pool
It was a great workout for my body
30 laps that is cool
I want to make a habit
Of doing that every Tuesday
I thought of dad who loved to swim
That is where he died doing swimming
But I shouldn’t worry about that
Different things happen to different people and I had fun swimming for 30 laps of a 25 metre pool
Please Buddha make dads next life
Betty Campbell inspire people like I just did because I was having fun doing laps of the pool before
And I had fun today
Totally awesome dudes
I feel like a real man

The raiders show v manly April 28 2019


Hi everyone and welcome to the raiders show on a year where we have won 5 out of 6 wins with their only loss was against the Melbourne storm
And today should be a great test to see if Canberra raiders are good enough to go further this year I personally think raiders have the guts to win it, but only time will tell ok let’s start the jingles and poems and cheers here is the first from Oliver

We are the mighty raiders
We will fight for what is right
Pushing for a premiership
In 2 0 1 9
Are we good enough
Well I think we are
But today we must pass manly
Because they seem the best
As they play the green machine song
To start the match
Everyone will cheer the raiders name
Saying we will win hands down
But at the stroke of 4-00
The question of whether the raiders are good enough will be answered
Go raiders go

Thank you Oliver and now here is Andy billims with a festive footy song

It is the football season oh yeah
And the raiders team will enter the field ready to show manly who if boss
And they want manly to have a loss
At brookvale oval today
The crowd is getting ready to
Wave their flags saying go raiders
We must win but to those manly
Supporters out there
We will win this mighty match
Go raiders go for us
As the supporters and players
Are riding the bus
Yes we are going to win we will never
Give in to those manly sea eagles
It is the football season
And the green machine
Is looking fast and mean
Never lean, we are mighty keen
To best the sea eagles yeah
And at the chime of 4-00
Raiders will see the truth
Of whether they win or lose

Thank you Andy and let’s hope raiders do win this afternoon against manly and now here is our next jingle poem or cheer from Patrick

G’day dudes my name is pat
Ready to cheer the raiders on
To beat manly and that is that
You see we have strong players
Who play very well
And Ricky Stuart will push us to the limit yeah
We have beaten teams who were once pretty good
And if we lose, guess who will be in a bad mood
I will yell at friends and family
C’mon raiders for this victory
We have in the past been
Known as the faders
But this year is different
We are the mighty raiders
We will raid your park as
We raise the roof
I know the raiders can excite us
I just want proof
Go raiders go raiders go raiders go

Thank you Patrick and here’s hoping we can all get together this afternoon to cheer hard for the Canberra raiders
Here is Jarred with his poem

Go raiders we are the best
We will put the eagles to the test
Coming up to provide the best
But the manly side will never rest
You see Canberra need to work ****** hard
Burning off the extra lard
From all the times the raiders have lost
C’mon raiders beat the hosts
Go raiders go

Thank you jarred and now off to the first half go the mighty raiders beat the eagles

Welcome back to the raiders show for the half time entertainment and what a match we have with the raiders leading manly by just 2 points, 14-12
And now here is ken with a jingle

Wighton wighton
You are the best mate
Two tries for the green machine
You are the one who is bad and mean
Wighton wighton
Everybody says your awesome dude
You need to score more though
If a win against manly is on the cards
Wighton wighton
Congratulations and celebrations
As the manly side scored their second try right at the last minute through former raiders Lachlan croker
Go the raiders we can’t give up
If we drop the ball we will choke choke choke come on raiders we must win today the mighty green machine
Will hopefully make manly pay
Thank you ken and now here is joe with his input

Fighting strong the green machine
We are the pride of the ACT
We are up by just 2 points
We need to provide more pressure
Yes we do
Don’t want no red or even blue
No orange or maroon too
We will see if the green machine
Will knock manly out in this game
But the pressure is coming over Canberra yeah
We fight we rise and we conquer
All over the place
We need to win c’mon raiders to win
Send manly off the field licking their wounds go raiders go

Thank you joe and now the second half between the raiders and sea eagles
Go raiders go
We will fight and we will win
Go raiders go
We will send manly to the sin bin
Go raiders go
Will wighton score his third
C’mon raiders win this match
Right now

Welcome back to the raiders show
And what a pretty ordinary performance from the raiders with manly winning 24 points to 20 and despite all the talk of the commentators saying they won from their last try, they made a mistake which ran down the clock for manly
Here is Tom

Go manly go manly go the mighty sea eagles
Winning is the way we do it
Go the eagles yeseree
I can answer the question mate
What is wrong with the raiders now
The second half of Canberra was crap and manly made the most of it
By becoming no sap
Go manly go manly
Go the mighty eagles yeah
We win only by 4 but a win none the less

Thank you Tom and congratulations to your team and I hope the raiders can bounce back next week, well hope so anyway and now here is Lyle with his jingle

Poor raiders lost their second match
Poor raiders having problems with their performance
It isn’t that good
Manly too strong
And raiders fell into a hole
The first half was good for raiders
But the second half went down
It is a 80 minute game not 40
The raiders faded away
What was wrong what was wrong
Raiders have been beaten for the second time
If we are to make the finals mate
We have to play a 80 minute game

Thank you Lyle and now here is Keith

The raiders played such **** in
The second half
Their performance in the second half was as woeful as can be
What happened to the side that has been winning in the last few weeks
Will we see them again
Well I hope so
I ****** well hope so
They need to win again
Just when you think the raiders
Were finals bound
They play a woeful match
In the second half
And to make a good position in the finals
They need to play better than that
Well done manly
I am a great sport
I hope the raiders can bounce back
And no more fade away

Thank you Keith and now it is time to go, it is beer o’clock there is no more

And now we draw the final curtain
What happened to the raiders mate
Normally this year we sing their praises now we have to lick our wounds
Join us next week for our mcdonalds park match with Penrith the mighty mountain men
I hope we could win that
It will be a great great match
But after our woeful second half
We need to bounce right on back to
Keep on track

Manly. 24
Raiders 20

Sunday morning brumbies


Hello everyone and welcome to Sunday morning brumbies where we are watching the match between the brumbies and the jaguars and here is terry with his jingle

Go the brumbies
You are the best
You will really put the jaguars to the test
You will fight fight fight
Like you will never stop
Go the brumbies
Go go go
You see we are starting to win a few
In the last 2 weeks
We need to win today
To make it very neat
We must win brumbies
We really need it yeah
Let us enjoy your victory
Over a nice cold beer

Thank you terry and now here is Prue with her jingle

Brumbies brumbies brumbies
Oh yeah that is cool
Go the mighty brumbies
Break no rule
The jags won’t know what hit them
At the final siren
The brumbies will play so well, mate
The best they can be
Oh yeah the brumbies
Fight for victory
Fight for victory
If we beat the jaguars
Fight for victory
Fight for victory
We will be the best version of a footy team we could ever be
Go brumbies fight for victory

Thank you Prue and now Sam with his chant

Brumbies clap clap clap
Brumbies clap clap clap
You see as the season is progressing
The brumbies leave their opposition. Second guessing
About whether or not they are good enough to win and win well
Brumbies clap clap clap
Brumbies clap clap clap
We will get close to holding the
Super rugby cup right over their heads
But that is just a pipe dream
First we must beat the jags today
And give the fellas back home
A happy Sunday morning to you

Thank you Sam and now for the first half between the brumbies and jaguars

Welcome back to half time of Sunday morning brumbies and the jaguars hold a very close 2 point lead 17-15
It was a very good match to date and here is Peter cheering along

Brumbies clap clap clap
Brumbies clap clap clap
You see the Saturday night party goers are sleeping in today
Because they partied well last night
Oh yeah we pray
The brumbies are down by just 2
Yes they are playing on our Sunday
Morning which is quite cool
Oops I see someone has awoken
He was a party goer who supports
The brumbies
He was sitting on the couch
But he kept falling asleep
His brain and body fall into a heap
Go brumbies we must win
Show the jags who is boss
Yes we do
Go brumbies we are the best

Thank you Peter and now here is ken

At the end we draw the final curtain
What will be the outcome here
Will the jags hold the lead right
Or are the brumbies good enough
17 to 15 is the score I hope we win
We must fight and fight forever
And we must never never cast the first stone of sin
Go the mighty brumbies
Sunday morning brumbies
Beat the jags beat them well
Do tell us how much you wanna win
****** oath we do

Thanks ken and now the second half between the brumbies and the jaguars

Welcome back to Sunday morning brumbies and I might let Lionel tell you who won

What is wrong with our brumbies team
We lost it 20 to 15
We made too many mistakes mate
That is not good at all
If history has told us much at all
We must reduce our drop *****
But we couldn’t no we didn’t
The brumbies really did fall
What is wrong with brumbies today
They played so ****** ****

Thank you Lionel and here is Daniel with his poem

Fight for victory
The brumbies didn’t do that
We dropped the ball too much mate
Which is a total disgrace
Brumbies are 12 th on the ladder
And they won’t win on my watch
How about we sit down
And talk about what went wrong
You see the brumbies were woeful today they need to pick up their game
Go the jags they won the match
What a win it was

Thank you Daniel and now we have to say goodbye so congratulations to the jaguars over the brumbies here is the final curtain song

And now we draw the final curtain
The brumbies lost but well done to jags
The brumbies made too many mistakes
But take no credit away from jagulars
It was only 5 points though
Our performance saw it more
We must get back to our winning run soon
Or we will look like a pack of *****
See you next time the brumbies play

Jagulars 20
Brumbies.15

An annoying friend sends Tom to be captured in the psych ward


In early April Tom was wanting to be left alone by his mate Danny, who was ringing him up while Tom was trying to enjoy the football, which Danny doesn’t like very much, in fact Danny kept on telling Tom that these football players get involved in dealing drugs
Getting drunk and doing one punch attacks on people and all that talk about all that sent Tom to want some me time at the football but Danny kept on ringing him up as he was trying to enjoy the match and Tom didn’t answer it knowing it will be a lot of totally negative chatter about things he doesn’t want to hear, and he rang Tom 8 times where Tom doesn’t answer because he was trying to watch the footy so after the 8 unanswered calls Danny rang tom’s parents who were in their 70s and wanted to relax and they didn’t need Danny ringing them especially when Tom was just watching a footy game getting his me time but Tom was stressed since then and wanted to escape his life because people kept on annoying him and his parents seemed to agree with Danny more than him which every time Tom talked with his parents since they said you have to be a better friend and talk to him, they were sort of saying that they are getting too old to have friends worry about their son when their son is just having a bit of me time and Tom said to Danny that he went to the footy and enjoyed it and then after they spoke Tom became psychotic in ways where people complained about his behaviour and sent the police to his house but all Tom wanted was a bit of peace and quiet from the discipline of his father and the annoyance of his friend Danny but this wasn’t going to be easy as the police brought Tom to Ron’s psych ward and Ron gave him a brain scan to see if they can find what is making him psychotic and Tom couldn’t watch the footy because a bikie wanted to watch a movie called top gun and Tom yelled out WHY!!!! And the other patients of Ron’s psych ward were teasing Tom because he chose to be ****** than going on a holiday and Tom told Ron his whole story and Ron put him on some new drugs called eppelim and serenace which calmed Tom down but occasionally made Tom talk about his previous lives in which the doctors didn’t believe and the doctors wanted to keep him there till he realises that this isn’t the place to say it, but Tom really believed what he was saying and yelled WHY don’t these people believe me and he went to his room and drew pictures and write stories and he wrote and wrote till his hand was nearly bone and the doctors were trying to make Tom understand that his beliefs about his previous lives aren’t true but Tom yelled saying it is my belief, and you have to respect me and then the next Day Tom watched cool runnings with the bikie but couldn’t tell to the bikie because he was a ****** so he just watched the movie with him silently but after a while the doctors felt sorry for Tom as he was trying to find ways to relax and they wanted to send him to the other psych ward on the other side of town because Ron said he was just wanting to settle down after his creativity and after he left ron’s psych ward he moved to the other ward and the patients said the geek has left us
He has left us yeah and after 3 weeks in that psych ward Tom was released and sent back into society where he had to put up with his annoying mate Danny and then he rang him saying I am out now, but nothing changed, Tom was still wanting to get heaps of me time and he wanted Danny to respect that but Danny still was talking in a negative way to him which made Tom upset and Tom said I don’t like you anymore you are too negative for me, I just want to live a carefree life and Tom still wanted to ring him but then the forces of the cosmos broke his phone which split Tom and Danny up forever and now Tom is still watching sport and Danny his still very negative and Tom didn’t want the negativity in his life anymore while Tom met with Ron once a week to talk about what they have to do to keep him out of his psych ward

You are a money hungry hungry ***** you are
You just sit there counting your doh
You are definitely a money hungry
Money hungry ***** you are
You don’t care for the poor on no
You go into the country club
As the poor go to the pub
And after you say goodbye to your Mates saying I had a great day
The pub people are having a brawl
The poor aren’t free
But you are mate in that great
Country club
And that makes you are money hungry *****
Every day to go
You are a money hungry money hungry ***** you are
Enjoying spending money like wearing
Underwear
Money hungry money hungry ***** you are not caring for the little guys
Oh no
The poor head off to the football match thinking any seat will do
But as they get there the rich avoid the queues and head straight up to the members stand for a great view
What a money hungry money hungry ***** they are enjoying the match and the view
While the poor are fighting for the best spot and sometimes it can be a brawl when you go to a concert to listen to the lovely tunes you get your spot thinking it is good
But the money hungry ****** have found a better spot
In the middle in the box
With champagne and nibbles oh yeah but we have to sit there watching them be total total fools oh yeah
You are being pushed over by the crowd while they are sipping champagne it is enough to drive a poor man nuts
Come on mate move out of the way
The rich are driving me nuts
Money hungry money hungry money hungry ****** always seem better than you, you know **** them
I don’t care the rich don’t care about me I prefer to stay here enjoying being poor saying the rich have nothing on me

84, we want more
Of the good stuff anybody wants yeah
You see when we steal your stuff
We need to be secret
93, do a wee, in the bath tub now
Next to your mum
Maybe that is discusting mate
Don’t do it again
77, my dads in heaven
And when I go to sleep I visit him
I muck with him to remind him
What the past was like
99, I know there is a sign
For enjoying life oh yeah that is fine
Drinking beer isn’t partying as much
As hyperactive laughing in your house
28 eat your food off your plate
Finish it all before it is too late
Why don’t you be more like your big brother Lyle
53, my anxiety is playing up again making me look up unnecessary
You can’t control the movement because it is ****** annoying
Oh yeah bow bow feeling anxious again
41, Sydney won against the giants in the neafl how cool not many people there but it is so great
Giants need a kick up the ***
99, winning the battle online
Typing stories about your life which can be cool, yes it is so cool and awesome too
56, a rooster has ***, with a chook
To make a cute little chick
And that is the way of the world mate
That is the way of the world

Hi guys and gals, this morning i went back to bowling after we had the easter weekend off, and today i bowled

170 and 129 and 147, i mainly got spares today but i did get 5 strikes in 3 games, that was awesome, but it was the spares that got my scores

the way they were, i enjoyed bowling tis morning because i got one over average one below average by just 2 points and one below average

by a lot, but i still remain over 100, AWESOME DUDES, and now see is a poem


kick *** kick ***, it was a great day you see

three scores over 120, that is right on the money

i love life, playing a sport like this

as i bowl my Parramatta ball down the alley

i feel very radical yeah

kick *** kick *** what a morning it was

with my god knows amount of spares, dude

and just 5 strikes

take me down to the bowling alley

take me down to the crowd

don’t buy me peanuts or hotdogs or fries

it clogs me up so i don’t bowl well oh no

i need to bowl at my best mate

but when i miss oh who cares

it’s 1, 2, 3, 4 5 strikes on the money dude

at the bowling alley


here are my frame by frame scores today






















FIRST GAME





1             7 2              9

2                X           29

3             7 /             48

4             9 /             65

5             7 /             84

6             9 /           101

7            7 2           110

8            9 /             130

9              X             150

10         6 / X           170

TOTAL SCORE       170





SECOND GAME





1                8 /             18

2                8 /              38

3                  X              57

4                7 2             66

5                6 3             75

6                8 1             84

7                9 /             103

8                9 -             112

9                8 1             121

10              6 2              129

TOTAL SCORE             129




THIRD GAME





1                   X                   20

2                9 /                    38

3                8 /                    54

4                 6 3                  63

5                 7 -                   70

6                 9 /                   86

7                 6 /                103

8                 7 /                122

9                 9 /                 138

10               6 3               147

TOTAL SCORE               147

Bunny bunny bunny
He is a cutey
In the world of love
Bunny bunny bunny
He is a cutey
In the world of love
You see he is there
It is easy to see
You see he is a cute bunny
And he is funny
In the world of love
He comes around at Easter
With loads of eggs, yeah
For the kids to share
Everyone will get fat
From the eggs yeah you do
From the world of love
You see you see
They are filled with chocolate
Yippee
So after you eat the chocolate bunny you will feel it melt in your mouth yeah
From the world of love
Bunny bunny bunny
Is so funny
From the world of love
He has a little cotton tail
As he hops on the bunny trail
In the world of love
Oh yeah dudes

The raiders show

V parramatta April 14 2019


Hi everyone and welcome to the raiders show where the mighty Canberra raiders are playing the pride of the parramatta eels and seeing the raiders have won 3 lost 1 it is going to be a thrilling match and we start the entertainment with Joel from waramanga

We are the bad and mean green machine fearsome men from the ACT
We will trample over the eels today
And we will hit ‘em fight ‘em
Even if biff wasn’t allowed
I want no red I want no blue
No purple pink or orange too
There is just one colour and
That will do
The fighting men from the green machine
Come on Canberra
We have to win tonight
If we don’t put up a fight
The side will fade away fade away
Like an old rusty coin
We are the bad and mean green machine fighting fit
We are looking mean
As our opponents will be seeing green
When we beat ‘em beat ‘em and that will be the end

Thank you Joel a very good version of the green machine song and now here is Barry from Curtin

Go go the raiders
The mighty green machine
We will be up there fighting
We will never be lean
Come on raiders you are the best
Watch out eels we will put you
To the test
Go go the raiders
Better than the worst
Go go the raiders
I think I see an eel trying to first
That won’t happen because the
Raiders are great
Go raiders go raiders
The team of today
Go go the raiders
Let’s finish the round with a bang
Carn the mighty raiders
Watch the raiders burst up a Bang
That will be the eels when they lose today
Go the mighty raiders mate
Better than the rest

Thank you Barry and yes it will be fantastic to see the raiders win today
And now here Bradley from Dunlop

In an era of upsets
Good and bad can occur
But the mighty Canberra raiders
Will fight right till they are through
With strong players who perform at their best
Those players will put eels to the test
It is going to be great cool and totally rad
The raiders this year have been far from bad
Yes those eels will be at their best
But the raiders are going to put them to the test
You see we are the mighty green machine fast and mean and fighting fit
We ain’t scared of the eels
Not one little bit
Thank you Bradley
And I am saying to you that
Raiders are great
Raiders are strong
They play their best even if the game is long
They will fight the eels
They will never squeal
Come on raiders go go go
Come on raiders
Win on my raiders show
And after this break the start of the match go the raiders the lead we’ll catch ok here is the match between the green machine and the eels

Welcome back to the raiders show and now we have the half time entertainment with Keith from Monash

Yes it started like this, raiders pushing for the try line trying so hard and parramatta trying their best to get tries and when they got their first try they were happy and converted the try to make it 6-0 and the eels were finding it hard to get a try even a forward pass stopped them from breaking through and the raiders
Scored a penalty goal to make it 8-0
At the break go the raiders kick some *** go the raiders show some class
Go the raiders in 2019

Thank you Keith and now jimmy from O’Malley

Come on raiders come on come on
Come on raiders come on
We are the green machine
We are fighting fit in the ACT
If you stop us from finding our feet
We will hit ya hit ya hit ya
The eels will be toast
Croker kicked 2 awesome goals
And the raiders look awesome too
Anyhow
We fight out our aggression
The eels will be a suffering
But who cares we have the half time lead
Come on raiders come on come on
Come on raiders come on
Yes they will win this match and if
We play well the premiership
Which mightn’t be so much
Out of the raiders reach
To win 4 th game tonight will be awesome go raiders go
Thank you jimmy and now
Back to the match go raiders win the 4 th match of the year

Welcome back to the raiders show and what a great win by the raiders
19 to nil, the first time the raiders to nil twice in 5 rounds since 1990, what a win it had turned out to be and now here Harry from Braddon

Go the raiders go the raiders
Raiders clap clap clap
Raiders clap clap clap
It was a match that was very good
Beating parramatta to nil
It was an interesting match my friend
Go the mighty raiders oh yeah
We had an 8-0 lead at half time And then in the second we just went with it
The eels made too many mistakes
What a game it was go the mighty mighty raiders oh yeah
We have the broncos next week
And if we play like this
There will be a chance
All we need to push ourselves right
And knock the broncos around
Yes that is what we need to do
Raiders clap clap clap
Raiders clap clap clap
The raiders have played well this year so far will they keep it up

Thank you harry, and let’s hope they keep it up and now here is John from ainslie

Raiders clap clap clap
Raiders clap clap clap
What an opening this has turned out
To be
The best start the raiders have had
And holding the eels to nil too yo
What a fantastic win
Let’s pile on the pressure raiders
And knock the broncos back home
We are the green machine
Let’s hope we can show the youth of today why they called us the green machine
I remember back then it was great it was great
Ooh I need to get home at half past 8
But I can sing about the raiders all night
Let’s go to parramatta leagues club
And get in a fight
Raiders clap clap clap
Raiders clap clap clap
Raiders are the team to watch in 2019

Thank you John and now our last entertaining number of the night is Imogen from hawker

Come on raiders
Kick some ***
Come on raiders
Tonight you showed some class
The lord was looking down on you
One try and an almighty 2 and
3 and then a great field goal
Taking the heart out of your soul
I have been a raiders fan
For such a long time
So let’s cheer and cheer
Them over the line
Raiders clap clap clap
Raiders clap clap clap
Kicking *** tonight

Thank you Imogen and now we must go, see you next week against the broncos let’s hope raiders win 5 well we have to just see and now time for the final curtain see you next time on the raiders show

And now we draw the final curtain
And the raiders won their 4th
Out of 5 games it was like fucken war
And next week we face the broncos
Let’s hope we win, I hope so
We need to celebrate Easter
With a win go the Canberra raiders
Yeseree
See you next week everybody

Brumbies night live

ACT v lions


Hi dudes and welcome to gio stadium
Where the mighty brumbies will be trying to win after some terrible performances they have had and mate it is going to be a great match
No matter who wins and the brumbies who are number 4 in the Australiasian conference and we have to hope that they have the power to best the lions this evening on brumbies night live
With the last win from the brumbies being on March 15, and they are bound to win tonight and mate it should be cool, our first entertainer is George from red hill
Take it away George

Coming out tonight
With a lot of power
The mighty mighty brumbies
The team of the hour
They will beat the odds
Never giving up
Come on brumbies
You must win yes please be the best
Brumbies team brumbies team
They must fight hard tonight
Knock the lions completely out
And pile on the tries
Brumbies team brumbies team
Will we win tonight
Come on brumbies players
Please put on a fight right

Thank you George and tonight brumbies night live will be great
If brumbies win and not lose and now here is Peter from cook



Go brumbies we will fight them
Go brumbies we will never lose
Never, brumbies will win tonight
Go brumbies this is footy
The big game they play in heaven yeah
Brumbies we must win tonight
Go brumbies beat the lions
On our home we need to win
Yeah mate we must win oh yeah
With our players playing average
In other games
Our last win was March 15
Come on brumbies we must win
Come on brumbies we will win
If we put our mind to it
Get our mindset right yeah
Come on brumbies
We must beat the lions
Yeah we will win if we play well enough yeah we will win hope-ful-ly
Yes we are the team of the week
If we win tonight
Go brumbies we must win yeah
Go brumbies we will beat South Africa
Yeah dude we will be triumphant yeah
Go brumbies

Thank you Peter and lets hope brumbies win tonight and if our mindset as you put it is right we will win and win well

And now here is John from Casey



Come on the brumbies
We need to be triumphant
We need to show South Africa
Who is boss
Come on the brumbies
Hopefully we won’t lose this
Cause if we do our adrenaline
Will be pushed right down oh yeah
Come on the brumbies
The lions will be waiting
But we must win
Never ever give in
Because it must be our turn
Dance goes the cheer girls
And cheering goes brumby jack
As the brumbies are superb
Yes we will win oh yeah
And the team to win tonight
Will be the mighty brumbies

Thank you John and I hope the brumbies are listening because mate
They are due for a win and if they are good enough they will win battle and conquer and now here is rick from kaleen with a brumby rap



Yo hey brumby team
The best team at the GIO yeah
We will fight we will say
That we will beat the lions hands down
Come on hey brumbies team
Everyone will cheer you as you take the field
With the crowd going brumbies Clap clap clap brumbies clap clap clap
Brumbies clap clap clap right from start to finish
You see brumbies we beat the tahs
At their own game yeah we are cool
We haven’t won since then
But the lions tonight will be our feast
We will trample all over them
And say brumbies clap clap clap
Brumbies clap clap clap
Right till the very end
Go brumbies yo from start to finish
Duuuuuuuuddddddeeeeee!!!!!

Thank you rick and that was a cool rap beat for the mighty brumby team
And I hope they win against the lions tonight and now here is harriett from
Deakin


Brumbies team show the crowd a good time
Brumbies team show us how you win
Pile on the the tries
Make sure you never look like losing
Never lose go the brumbies team
Brumbies team fight till the final
Siren mate show us your style
Come on brumbies we must win this evening come on mate we must win oh yeah
You see the brumbies and lions meet this evening who will win
Who will ****** win
Everyone cheers for the brumbies this evening at 9-30 we will know the result
Brumbies team we will win this evening
Brumbies team we will win this game
We must fight we will conquer to be the best overall you see we are the best

Thank you harriett and that was a great song about the brumbies hopefully winning well let’s hope the beat the lions and very soon we will be watching the kickoff between the brumbies and the lions
Go brumbies

And welcome back and we are about to start this brumbies night live match
Against the lions from South Africa
Go brumbies go brumbies win this match
Come on brumbies we need to win this yeah we do and we will
Well, I hope anyway go brumbies

Welcome to half time and the mighty brumbies are leading at the half time break by 19 points to 8 and this is a crackerjack game of rugby mate and now for our half time entertainment and first of all is Gordon from Macgregor

Yes mate we were down and
I felt bad when the lions started well
And scored the first try
But the conversion was missed
And the brumbies got in
And with their successful conversion
We lead 7-5 but the lions were given
A penalty to the lions mate made the lions retake the lead but
We stuck at our guns at 8-7 down
And we pushed ourselves to the limit
Then we scored a great try
And again we converted it 14-8 was the score the lions tried to put pressure on us but we stuck at our guns and scored a unconverted try
It was 19 points to 8 at half time
And what do you reckon brumbies fans are we going to give up I say
No fear
Thank you for the summary Gordon
And now here is olly from Fraser
Go the brumbies win win win
Go the brumbies win every time
When we play so late at night
We have to see whether we can put up a fight
Go the brumbies win oh win
Go the brumbies make sure
You don’t give up this lead
Thank you olly and now it is time to
Start the second half
Go brumbies
Kick some ***
Go brumbies
Show some class
Come on brumbies win against the lions

Welcome back and it is full time at gio stadium and the brumbies beat the lions by 31 points to 20 after a very good second half of 12 - all the deadlock couldn’t be broken and here is Patrick from wanniassa

Here comes the brumbies
Here comes the brumbies
The ACT brumbies
Beating the lions 31 points to 20
What a picnic
Here comes the brumbies
Here comes the brumbies
The ACT brumbies
It was a very good win indeed mate
Those mighty brumbies won and the crowd is happy
Like a real smart happy Chappy
Here comes the brumbies
Here comes the brumbies
The ACT brumbies
We provided the best entertainment
You have a ever seen
Yes we had a picnic
Go the brumbies
Go the brumbies
We are the champions
Of the territory of the ACT
Especially tonight yeah
Go the mighty brumbies
Go the mighty brumbies
We will provide some of the best
Performances of the super rugby
Oh yeah what a picnic
Go brumbies you are the best

Thank you Patrick and now we cross to the brumbies cheer squad
Brad and Thomas and Daniel to cheer like they have never cheered before

Hi everyone at the brumbies game
I hope you enjoyed us win 31-20 mate
We put the pressure on the lions
Keeping above them anyway we want
They scored the first try converted it to trail by 4 but we piled on tries and
Won by 11 and the second half was 12 all dude, what a match this turned out to be and the lions tried and tried and tried but we were better tonight oh yeah, thank god I nearly died
As the crowd yelled so loud
The brumbies supporters stood up
Nice and proud and we had a good mindset tonight better than the lions
But the lions still played well
But we were better really really cool better mate yeah mate yeah
Go the brumbies on brumbies night live kick ***, go brumbies

Thank you brad and Thomas and Daniel and yes it was a great win by the brumbies and it was a 12-all second half and thank Christ brumbies lead the first half and now here is Pete from Melba

Go the brumbies go the brumbies
We won yeseree
Come on brumbies
Come on brumbies
This night was ours oh yeah
It was an even second half
But the brumbies still was leading
Yes and we cut the lions in two
And their hearts were a bleeding
But lions played well
But not well enough
Go the brumbies go the brumbies
We’re the best in the super rugby
Well on our good day, mate
Go the mighty brumbies
We are the champs of gio
But hopefully we can win more
To show today was no fluke

Thank you Pete and now it is time to go, so here is our final curtain song

As we draw the final curtain
And it is the brumbies on top oh yeah
Time to head out to go to our houses
While the wild ones have their beer
It was a very good match
The lions were displaying pressure yeah but the 12-all second half meant
The brumbies are the best
Oh yeah bow bow
Yes, the brumbies are the best
See you next time we have brumbies night live

HI GUYS AND GALS


today i went to bowling and i got 1 medal from the tournament

last week, which is really awesome, and i got a certificate for the tournament

as well, i also won a easter raffle prize, which consisted of lots of chocolates

which i am trying to give up, so i can feel fit, so i won’t be eating the chocolate

easter eggs, but i will keep the cup and paper plates and napkins in the feel of easter

my scores today if you find my frame by frame scores hard to read, were 132 and 139 and an awesome

184 to finish up, there is no bowling next week, but i am off to Sydney to watch the hyde park easter parade

which will be awesome, dude, see is a poem




today i had fun, but the easter eggs weighed me down, but i ain’t i ain’t

i ain’t going to eat the eggs because i will be going backwards

and mate that is not what i am prepared to do

i will put the cup in my cupboard and napkins and paper plates too

i could make kids very happy, if i gave them away

so i will, i will give them away

i am too old for a kid

and my bowling was great

my last score of 184, was especially superb

and if i eat the chocolate, my scores will slip

so i will say, no chocolate for me

as i move on to my next phase in life

off the dreaded sugar

i got a medal and certificate as well

i feel happy and cool, oh yeah

bowling was great

i felt i was playing well

cool, mate cool i am enjoying myself

oh what a good bowler am i




here are my frame by frame scores,






FIRST GAME







1                  X                    19

2               9 -                      28

3               9 /                      46

4               8 1                     55

5               6 3                     64

6               6 1                     71

7               6 2                     79

8               8 /                      95

9               6 /                    112

10           7 / X                   132

TOTAL SCORE                 132




SECOND GAME








1                8 /                  18

2                8 /                  38

3                   X                 58

4                 8 /                  77

5                 9 /                  95

6                 8 1                104

7                 8 -                  112

8                 8 1                  121

9                  5 4                  130

10                3 6                   139

TOTAL SCORE                    139







THIRD GAME








1                      8 /                     20

2                         X                    48

3                          X                    68

4                       8 /                      85

5                       7 2                      94

6                       9 /                     113

7                       9 /                      128

8                       5 /                       146

9                       8 /                        164

10                  8 / X                         184

TOTAL SCORE                              184

Let me
Entertain you
And I wanna make you smile
And I know you are not like
My old mate mr Lyle
I wanna entertain you
I want to take you somewhere
That you really wanna go
Drinking and eating
Food that will make you fat
Let me
Entertain you
Let me take you out
To our bumper party
That everyone will like
It’ll have drinks and plenty
Of great food
It has to be good for you
Take me out to your bumper party
And celebrate what you do
Let me entertain you
When I go to the Easter parade Easter Monday
Yes I will have a lot of fun
Nothing unhealthy please
Like chocolate and flavoured milk
Sip a nice refreshing water
I know you ought to
Just be entertained the way you want

Right on the money dude
Right on the money dude
Doing what they do is
Right on the money dude
They play afl very well
And at rugby league their stylings are swell
At basketball they play and they sweat
And in water polo they get very wet
But when their team wins
They say one thing that sends
Them to a state where they are
Right on the money dude
right on the money dude
They are right in everything they do
As they rock and roll like they do
Yes as they play and sweat in their sports
Maybe buy a watch a Rolex or a Swartz
Right on the money dude
Right on the money dude
Having fun getting blind
Waiting for you to unwind
We just say as long as you say
You are right on the money
You will find yourself happy as a bee making honey

Ridgey didge
Ridgey didge
I wanna be ridgey didge
I wanna party all night
But in the nice man way
Just like ridgey didge
I want to get down
I want to be apart of your life
I very rarely wanna get into strife
I wanna see if ridgey didge
Will become a mate to rely on
Through thick and thin
Even if I wasn’t in the mood
Ridgey didge
Ridgey didge
I wanna get down with ridgey didge
And next week I wanna
Go on holiday with ridgey didge
And rock and roll
Rock and roll
Get up get up
And get wiggy to it
Get up and move your body
Swing your hips
Swing your hips
Get up get down
Move your party moves right now
Ridgey didge
Ridgey didge
Get up get down with ridgey didge
And groove the groovy moves dude

I am not a manderfole
I like the young life
Like looking at Facebook
YouTube and the internet
I am not from the dinosaur era
No way not me
That is what a manderfole is
And that I am definitely not
I am cool despite bring a bit quieter than usual but that is just all the stuff I put on the computer makes me that way
I am not a manderfole
I am not one of those
I don’t belong with the dinosaurs
I am in the modern world
Of having fun not fighting
Never causing trouble
My head gets tired
Then I go to bed
But I am not a manderfole
I wouldn’t look at myself to being like that in
Every stretch of the imagination
I am just a person with a great imagination
Who likes watching sport on kayo sports
I could watch cricket soccer
Aussie rules rugby league
Rugby union baseball basketball and ice and field hockey motor sports surfing it makes me feel cool
I am not a manderfole
I am a sports watcher mate
Watching it all on free to air tv and kayo sports
I watch the sports I want to watch, I don’t want people to use me cause of this
Cause I am no manderfole
I am a sports watching man

Go go the mighty Canberra demons
We won our first match
Against the Gold Coast suns
Never looked like losing oh no
We had an early lead and there was no way they will catch us
And at 3 quarter time we held a 40 point lead
Go the demons
Go the demons
The pride of our Capital
Go the demons
Go the demons
We are the best in the neafl
We will bring this great city of Canberra the neafl crown
Even if we are down
We will fight fight fight
Right till the end
Driving our opponent round the bend
The might of the demons mate
The best of the ACT
Demons rah rah rah
Demons rah rah rah
We beat the Gold Coast
By 94 to 83
Go demons dudes swing around the city
We will show the neafl who is boss

Go the raiders go the raiders
We won our second away match
Yes it was a great effort
Despite some silly mistakes
Yes those raiders have been good
This year and they thoroughly deserve the praise
And each time they scored
The green flags were raised
Raiders rah rah rah raiders rah rah rah as we draw each final curtain
And seeing the raiders with the win
Come on raiders the mighty mighty raiders
Yes we won again
As we approach the next round
How well will we do
For our opponent next week
Is the parramatta eels at our home ground
Raiders rah rah rah
Raiders rah rah rah
We are the bad and mean green machine
Fearsome men from the ACT
Don’t try to stop these men in green
Or we will hit ya hit ya hit ya
Till you see green
Oh come on you mighty raiders
Come on you team
We won 3 out of four matches
Yes we’re the green machine
We are the Canberra raiders oh yeah
Are we are fighting fit
Every day as we provide our supporters with a great great win
And even if we crumble
At the stroke of full time
We will win yeseree
Raiders of the nations capital
A great movie about league
Watching the raiders with a great start
Oh yeah we are fighting fit
Go the mighty raiders

HI GUYS AND GALS

today i did a tournament of bowling at belconnen bowl, it replaces the usual bowling weekend

and my scores were pretty well awesome, well, that is what i think, anyway

i got 128 and 157 and 141 and 148 and 138 and 135 and 161 and 127 and 162

and i had few members of my team getting 200 games which was cool, maybe a medal, i don’t know, have

to wait and see


here is a poem


i had fun at bowling

it was fun it was fun

i had fun at bowling

i bowled pretty good

i got 23 strikes, which was awesome, dude

i got a good number of spares

and so many near misses

even a dismal 3 near the end

but i am happy a very happy chappy

bowling was fun, bowling was rad

i enjoyed myself today, and i kicked some button yeah bowling, was awesome if you take a look at it

bow bow

it is fun just bowling my parramatta eels ball down the alley

i am not a wally

i have no dolly, but i say

cool man, i had an awesome day today

and everybody looked like having fun

you see it is radically awesome to get 23 strikes

oh yeah, mate





































9.00 SQUAD


FIRST GAME




1              X             29

2              X             48

3           9 -              57

4           9 -              66

5           5 3             74

6           7 1             82

7           7 /             101

8            9 -            110

9            8 1            119

10          8 1            128

TOTAL SCORE         128





SECOND GAME





1                X               30

2                X               56

3                X               75

4             6 3               84

5             5 4               93

6             9 /              111

7             8 1             120

8                X             139

9             7 2              148

10           7 2               157

TOTAL SCORE          157




THIRD GAME    





1               6 -                  6

2              7 2                15

3                 X                35

4               9 /                 51

5               6 3                60

6                8 /                 77

7                7 -                  84

8                7 /                 104

9                   X                124

10            9 / 7                 141

TOTAL SCORE                141




10.30 SQUAD





FIRST GAME    






1                  7 2                       9

2                  7 /                      29

3                       X                     54

4                       X                     69

5                   5 -                       74

6                   8 1                       83  

7                      X                     102

8                    8 1                     111

9                    9 /                       131

10             X 7 -                         148

TOTAL SCORE                         148



SECOND GAME




1                  8 /                          19

2                  9 -                          28

3                  9 /                          46

4                  8 /                          66

5                     X                        85

6                   9 -                        94

7                   9 -                      103

8                   9 -                       112

9                     X                        130

10                  8 -                        138




THIRD GAME




1                    7 /                     17

2                     7 /                     37

3                        X                    57

4                      9 /                     71

5                      4 5                     80

6                       9 -                     89

7                       7 2                    98

8                        8 1                   107

9                        8 1                    116

10                   7 / 9                      135

TOTAL SCORE                            135





2.00 SQUAD




FIRST GAME




1                        X                   27

2                        X                   45

3                     7 1                    53

4                     9 /                     72

5                      9 /                     88

6                      6 -                     94

7                      8 /                    114

8                         X                   134

9                        9 /                   152

10                    8 1                     161

TOTAL SCORE                          161




SECOND GAME




1                          X                     13

2                       3 -                       16

3                          X                      35

4                        9 -                      44

5                        7 2                      53

6                        9 /                       72

7                        9 -                       81

8                        9 /                     101

9                           X                    119

10                      7 1                     127

TOTAL SCORE                           127




THIRD GAME





1                           X                       20

2                       9 /                         40

3                            X                      60

4                         9 /                        79

5                         9 /                        96

6                         7 /                      115

7                         9 /                      133

8                         8 -                      141

9                         5 -                       146

10                    6 / 6                       162

TOTAL SCORE                              162

Daddy daddy daddy daddy
Daddy is my dad
I love my dad with all my might
Everywhere I go
You see he used to talk for the cats
Using a silly voice
Dad used to smoke a pack a day
But he quit when we were adults
Daddy daddy daddy daddy
Daddy is my dad
He was a computer Person
He knew all about it
Like fixing and playing games
Back in the day he was fascinated
In programming it oh yeah
Dad was great because he was
Computer illiterate
He really understood it
Daddy daddy daddy daddy
Daddy was my dad
He went to bed about as early as he can
So he can enjoy the next day
Oh yeah daddy oh daddy
He watched me bowl because I was good yes he did
He wasn’t really into watching sport
With other men but I am
Daddy daddy daddy daddy
He is my good old dad
He believes women’s sport
Should be on tv
So I made him a girl
But when he died I saw he had a
Lot of friends and very really had enemies
Will my daddy in the future
Be a famous women’s sports person
Or will she be a singer like her dad and grandad
Yes daddy is so understandable
Of what he wants in life
He was the one who I got in strife with
But daddy daddy daddy daddy
Daddy is my dad
I hope his next life isn’t bad
I hope her life is fruitful
I love daddy and I know he loves me
He drank coffee I drank tea

Daddy daddy daddy
I love my darling daddy
Daddy daddy daddy
I love my darling daddy
I love my darling daddy
I really do love him
He used to watch the cricket with us
And we supported Carlton and the raiders oh yeah
We went to the YMCA
To do holiday programs and camps
And my darling daddy
Was the camp director
Daddy daddy daddy
I love my darling daddy
Daddy daddy daddy
I love my darling daddy
Daddy loved to joke with us
With his witty sense of humour
But mine was pretty good too
When as we walked past parliament
Saying let’s put our tents up
Because it was fun to muck with daddy my dear lovable daddy
Now Carlton are playing **** yeah
So are they raiders too
Daddy daddy daddy
I love my darling daddy
You see he is now Betty
David’s only daughter
Daddy daddy daddy
Is with dc and Barnsey now
Please daddy daddy daddy
Show me what kid you wanted me to be
I am sorry I fucken punched you
It was just my illness yeah
Daddy daddy daddy
I love my darling daddy
You loved to watch shows with mummy
And you met your mates every Saturday morn
You had a coffee in the arvo
And you made a game out of your walking
You walked everywhere
You inspired everyone yeah
Daddy daddy daddy
I love my darling daddy
I miss you in my family
But I still feel you are close

HI GUYS AND GALS,

this morning i went to tenpin bowling and i got 11 strikes in my three games

the scores were 158 and 166 and 139, and i found out that after 7 weeks my team grease lightning

is 4th on the ladder, with a lot of weeks to go, i figure if i can keep my score high, i might be able to bring my team higher, dudes

finding out that was totally awesome, my last game started off slow, but the in the end i got up to 139, how cools that








i will say we’ll never make it

but my team is at present 4th

we just have to bowl so well

and bring on plenty of force

scoring 11 strikes today and 10 spares

you see i was great today, tougher than the bear

it is normal to miss a couple, but as long as you ty your best

and give each team that is playing you

a mighty mighty test

next week i have a whole day of bowling

at 9.00 and 10.30 and 2.00

and if you want to come and cheer me on

on the way to getting a medal

i have to just relax, man

totally relax indeed

and each time i get a strike or spare

i will cheer out very loudly

we’ll call out ACT ACT ACT, but as long as we bowl our best

everything will all workout, oh yeah






















FIRST GAME





1          X              19

2        9 -               28

3          X               47

4         8 1              56

5         9 /               76

6            X              94

7         8 -             102

8         9 -             111

9         9 /             131

10     X  X  7         158

TOTAL SCORE       158





SECOND GAME





1            X              20

2         9 /                37

3         7 /                55

4         8 /                74

5         9 /                 91

6         7 -                 98

7         9 /               118

8             X             137

9          9 -               146

10     9  /  X             166

TOTAL SCORE         166





THIRD GAME





1          8 1                 9

2          4 4               17

3           7 2               26

4           7 1               34

5           7 2               43

6              X               63

7            9 /                82

8            9 -                91

9            6 /              111

10       X  X  8          139

TOTAL SCORE         139

It started with Richmond beating Carlton and some **** was punching people in the crowd and the tiger land song was playing very loud in the end
Collingwood put it right up to Geelong
But the cats won in the end
Melbourne for the first time were a premiership threat but the power brought that down toward the ground
By beating the demons and the crows weren’t good enough to beat the hawks at their home ground and the dogs beat the swans despite swans getting within 4 with 4 to go but the dogs were too strong and after the west coast eagles winning last years premiership the Brisbane lions were too good for them at the Gabba and despite Gold Coast keeping it close
The saints were just too good in the end and GWS got a record score in beating the bombers, we saw the bombers get bombed by the giants foot and finally the Roos weren’t good at all or was it that Fremantle were too good and that was how the afl started and I hope your team won
Well some people aren’t happy with their team but that is footy for ya

HI GUYS AND GALS

this morning i had a fun time at tenpin bowling and i got a 300 in two games, the first

2 scores were 150 and 150, which adds up to 300 and then i got 135, which made my total score

for the day a great 435, i got 6 strikes, my teammate shane got 191 and 236 and 145, which was radically awesome, dudes

when i got spares and strikes it was cool, but my misses were very frustrating, but it’s only a game




it’s only a game

you might bowl some good frames

but it’s only a game

other players are getting good scores

but you can say mine were good too

but it’s only a game

i will be in a tournament soon

i hope i win a medal in most

but i will have a lot of fun regardless

because it’s only a game

it was fun at bowling

people getting good scores

but it’s only a game

and it is

hey are my frame by frame scores









FIRST GAME




1      9 /         17

2     7 /          34

3     7 /          53

4     9 /          72

5    9 -           81

6     9 /          98

7     7 -         105

8     7 /          123

9     8 1          132

10   X 7 1       150

TOTAL SCORE      150



SECOND GAME




1      9 -          9

2      9 /         29

3         X        49

4      9 /         67

5      8 1        76

6      9 /          93

7       7 /        113

8          X        132

9       9 -          141

10     9 -           150

TOTAL SCORE           150



THIRD GAME




1            X          27

2            X          46

3         7 2           55

4         9 -            64

5             X           82

6          7 1            90

7          9 /           109

8           9 -           118

9           1 8           127

10          8 -            135

TOTAL SCORE           135

HI GUYS AND GALS

today i went back to bowling after we had last week off, and, mate

i had a great first game of 167 and a dismal second game  of 120

and i finished with a great game of 156, which was 2 over average

and 1 under average, i had a lot of fun today, it was awesome

and i got 6 strikes in all three games, and 2 of those strikes were in the 10 th frame of

the last game to jump the score to be over average of 156

here is a poem about today’s bowling day







*** *** i kicked some ****** ***

yes mate i kicked some ****** ***

i won a 200 pin for my records

it was a thrill and gave me confidence yeah

*** *** kick some ****** ***

that is what i did today

i beat my average twice which is not what i have done so far

party party, enjoy your day

i had fun at bowling this morning, i showed the others who is boss

except for 120, but that is alright, dudes

kick some ****** *** at bowling, man i am good

































FIRST GAME



1     7 1     8

2     9 /     27

3     9 /     43

4     6 2    51

5     8 /     71

6       X     91

7    9 /     111

8       X    131

9     9 /     150

10   9 / 7  167

TOTAL SCORE    167





SECOND GAME



1    8 1         9

2      X        27

3    7 1       35

4    9 /        52

5    7 -        59

6    6 3       68

7    5 /        86

8    8 1       95

9    7 /      112

10  7 1      120

TOTAL SCORE    120




THIRD GAME



1     X        20

2   7 /        39

3   9 /        58

4    9 -       67

5    8 1      76

6    9 -       85

7    9 /      101

8    6 /       118

9    7 2      127

10   X X 9     156

TOTAL SCORE      156

Hey cardinal pel
You know what you did is dispickable
You think you should get off
Hey cardinal pel
You spoil the good name of the church
If they have a good name to begin with
Hey cardinal pel
You might be old but you are where you belong
But you should have got longer
Hey cardinal pel
There is no way known to man
That you should be allowed to
Walk the streets
You know I watched your sentence
And you show no remorse
Well I am just happy you are rotting in a jail cell
Hey cardinal pel
****** acts toward children is wrong
Very wrong indeed
Hey cardinal pel
You could be risking being killed in jail
Knowing what they do to child *** offenders
Hey cardinal pel
Walking the streets is too good for you and there is no way I will change
The judges decision except for giving you more time
Hey cardinal pel
You might have not reoffended but
You still should be where you are
God will hunt you down
And send you to hell
And Buddha will make you a slow elephant or a suffering dog for
What you put those children through
Hey cardinal pel hey cardinal pel
Hey cardinal pel
You are where you belong
Don’t deny it

HI GUYS AND GALS

i went to bowling this morning and i seemed to get better game by game

the first game was 123, which is ******* and then i moved up to 141, which is better and then

i went up to 149, which is rad, my first strike was in the second game third frame

and i ended up with 6 strikes, which is cool, i got a lot of spares, but too many splits

here is a poem to explain my performance today




i started off with 18 from two nines in two frames and then i got 4 spares

but in the end i was ****, and i got too many splits

i was wondering what was wrong with me

i was trying to make the right score for me

but it didn’t ****** work, oh no

i got another spare to start the second and

then by the 3rd frame i got my first strike

first of six, pretty ****** awesome, don’t ya think

a few more splits

but i had better scores, oh yeah that sounds so cool

spares and strikes in the last, a bit more this time, my friend

i fought it out right to the end

and that is how i did it, oh yeah bow bow




































FIRST GAME


1     9 -      9

2     9 -    18

3     9 /    37

4     9 /    55

5     8 /    72

6     7 /    90

7     8 -    98

8     8 -    106

9     8 1    115

10   8 -      123

TOTAL SCORE  123


SECOND GAME


1     6 /         17

2     7 1        25

3       X         45

4     6 /          64

5     9 -          73

6       X        100

7       X        117

8     7 -         124

9     8 1         133

10    8 -         141

TOTAL SCORE      141



THIRD GAME


1     8 /           18

2     8 /           38

3       X           65

4       X           84

5    7 2           93

6       X          110

7     7 -          117

8     6 1         124

9     7 1         132

10   9 / 7       149

TOTAL SCORE 149

Hello guys and gals, this morning i had a fun time @ bowling

my scores were 146 and 162 and 141, which were awesome scores dudes, indeed

i bowled my first splits for the year, which i found ****** annoying

but i spared one slit, which was ACE, and there was one member of my team that didn’t show up

but i thing she pre bowled, here is a poem about my day @ bowling

i got a few strikes, but more spares

which isn’t too bad but i made a few splits

it wasn’t that good, but it’s only a game

i certainly claimed man, my claim to fame

i got some great scores, all over 140

it was awesome how i made that possible

it was ****** cool

i feel when i got

and strike and a spare

i felt like i was sending those pins packing

to the other side of the world

congratulations it was fun for all

fun ya know, yes bowling is fun any old how


here are my frame by frame scores









FIRST GAME


1    7  /       18

2   8 1         27

3   8 -          35

4   8 /          51

5   6 -         57

6   7 2        66

7   9 /         86

8     X       106

9   8 /        126

10   X 9 /     146

TOTAL SCORE   146



SECOND GAME


1   5 1          6

2   5 /         26

3     X         53

4     X        71

5   7 1        79

6   6 /         99

7    X        118

8   9 -       127

9   9 /        145

10   8 / 7    162

TOTAL SCORE 162



THIRD GAME



1     5 3        8

2     9 /       27

3    9 /        45

4   8 /          58

5   3 6        67

6    6 /        85

7    8 /       102

8    7 -        109

9     9 /        122

10   3 / 9       141

TOTAL SCORE   141

HELLO GUYS AND GALS

today i went for my third week at bowling and my scores were 157 and 162

and then a very dismal 107, it was a great day overall, i got my lowest score for the year, 107

and i had a lot of fun, dudes

you see you see you see

it was fun at bowling this morning

two scores over 150, and one under 110

but i never get under 10 yet, and i hope i don’t get there at all

i just get the strikes or spares i need

to keep over 100

and mate, do i feel cool

yeah mate time to kick some ****

show some class oh yeah let’s go

you see i am a good bowler mate

i get scores that are pretty good

i can hardly believe it is the third week

where does the time go

one says yeah

one says no

one says heave ** heave **

today i got 7 strikes in three games

which i think is pretty ace

1 2 3 4, i am a great bowler

no matter what score i get i keep trying

i push my guts to try and get better

it’s normal to have a low score

but it is over 100, oh yeah, i am a great bowler











here are the frame by frame scores




first game




1       X      19

2    9 -        28

3   9 -         37

4   9 -         46

5   7 /         59

6   3 6        68

7   8 /         88

8    X        117

9    X        137

10   9 / X    157

TOTAL SCORE   157



second game



1   7 /        19

2   9 -        28

3    X         48

4  9 /         68

5    X         88

6  8 /        107

7  9 -         116

8  6 3        125

9  7 /         144

10  9 / 8    162

TOTAL SCORE    162


third game



1  7 1         8

2  9 -        17

3   X         35

4  8 -        43

5  8 1       52

6  6 -       58

7  8 /       74

8  6 3      83

9    X     100

10  7 -    107

TOTAL SCORE  107

Daniel said he can control the world
Daniel said people can read his thoughts
Daniel said that Rupert Murdoch
Is Match fixing the big bash cricket
Daniel said that he can’t run because of his knees
Daniel said people are laughing at him, and even if people are, he is just a negative ****
Daniel said his mum is in a bad way
Daniel said his sister is in a bad way
Daniel said his dad is a rich ****
Daniel said that he is the messiah
Daniel said he will go through the golden gate and bring people down with him
Daniel said the daily telegraph is crap and he tries to change people from reading that crap
Daniel said jimmy swaggart is a Christian ****
Daniel said all Christians are *****
Daniel said that he can’t work or do anything positive like things he is interested in, he is too negative to be my friend
Daniel said Jesus never came
But he is too negative to be the Jewish messiah anyway

Off to a break to have some fun
I love life in every single way
You see I do textiles and drawing and painting
I feel cool as well as feeling young
I have my problems but I don’t let them down me
Because I am cooler than them
My voices drive me nuts
Cause sometimes I feel they are true
But I know they are not
And it doesn’t stop me from loving life today oh yeah
I don’t like beer it is ****** fowl
I am trying to stay away from sugar oh yeah
And since I haven’t had it
I feel like living my life
To the full oh yeah oh yeah
I watch my vlogs and I write my poems yes I am having fun
Fun is my middle name oh yeah
And nobody, not even a little bratty kid who sprays me with water cannot stop me from loving life yeah
I am doing well
You can honestly tell
Yes oh yes oh yes I really loved life

hi guys and gals

i went to bowling this morning and, mate i had a bad first game  of 113 which is what i call, ****

but i came back in the second game with 4 strikes in a row, (a four bagger) and a few spares

to make 187, and after that i scored 4 more strikes and 3 spares to make 169, i think that is an awesome effort

it wasn’t as good as last weeks 216, but still awesome

poem

what an awesome morning i had

at the bowling alley today

scoring strikes, a few spares

and giving a tonne of high fives

it’s fun doing tenpin bowling

and if you are good you could enjoy it more

i have a handicap of 37, which is ****** beauty good

first of all you check which lane

and then you play the game

and no matter what score you get

you have a little win

geez, i am good at bowling

i score over 100 every time

people ask me how are you, what’s your name

i say, hi i am brian







this is the frame by frame scoreboard of today’s bowling, so you can see, i miss a few, but i certainly know how to get strikes and spares














1        7  2   9


2       5   -   14



3      8   1    23



4   1    8    32



5    9   -    41



6   4    1    46



7   7  /      65


8   9  /      85



9     X     104


10   4  5  113


total score 113




1    9   -    9


2    X     39


3    X     69


4    X     97


5   X    117


6   8   /   133


7   6   /    150


8   7   2    159


9   9   /     178


10   9   -  187


total score    187





1    7   /      20



2        X      38


3   7   1      46


4       X      66


5   8   /      86


6       X    113


7       X     133


8    7   /    151


9    8   1    160


10   7   2    169


total score    169

Today guys I weighed myself
And boy was the result great
My weight was 111 kg
A loss of 8 kg
My old weight was 119 kg
My original weight was 186 kg
But that is just a distant thing
Never again
I look and feel great
I exercise and I am on a diet
And now I am getting closer to
Reaching my ideal weight
And I feel like a million dollars
But a loss of 8 kg is ever so awesome dudes
I run and walk do starjumps go on bike and many other exercises
No pain no gain
And I am dropping it off you can tell in my look
I seem to be shrinking
To the weight I want
Awesome

Women’s afl

Round 1

Geelong. 3. 6. 24
Collingwood. 3. 5. 23


Bulldogs. 2. 6. 18
Adelaide. 1. 11. 17


Kangaroos. 7. 10. 52
Carlton 2. 4. 16



Fremantle 9. 5. 59
Melbourne 8. 7. 55


Brisbane. 4. 5. 29
GWS. 4. 3. 27

Some very close games
Shows that women’s afl can be very exciting not as high scoring as the men but the women played very well
Well done to Geelong bulldogs kangaroos Fremantle and Brisbane
The champions are upon us today
Each game was exciting to play
Each team played well but only one winner is allowed
Unless it is a draw

You see people want to get a great system on their computer
Like YouTube tv to watch
But what I found out that If you get YouTube tv out of the USA
You could be doing illegal activity
I personally believe that anything that looks complicated is dodgy and despite it having good channels on it, you could be the unlucky one to go to gaol
Because YouTube tv is a scam
And if you ever see YouTube tv being advertised outside the USA, it is very dodgy and you should really think about whether or not you want to buy it
It has live super 15 and probably live cricket which is more than your package but it is dodgy
Very very dodgy
Australians don’t fall for it
It is a scam you only can enjoy it
In the USA only and pretending you are there is against the rules, you can’t get anything for nothing $40 a month for channels that is *******
I wouldn’t mind betting Rupert is behind it saying I give it all to the US nowhere else ok
Please anyone who likes great sport, please stick to legal activity because if you don’t
You will get caught I bet ya
I bet ya
I am a sucker to a good deal
And $40 a month is a good deal
But there is a catch
You have to be in the USA to enjoy it legally, and I don’t want to have to pay out fines or go to gaol for that ok, YouTube tv is a scam outside USA

Playing baseball
From Brisbane to Perth
Playing baseball
The bandits won their 4th
The team was the best on ground this year
The crowd is letting out a big cheer
It is the little league
Giving the medals to champs
Brisbane played the best you see
Brisbane didn’t want to be in 3
This was perfect as they
Wear their medals with pride
Three cheers for Brisbane
Yeah yeah yeah
Three cheers for the crowd
Who got them this far today
Go the bandits you won this match
Making the heat dish of the day
Playing baseball
The bandits are the winners
Playing baseball
Congratulations to them
4 claxton shields in a row
Playing baseball
The best team of the land
Go bandits go bandits go bandits go
It is a great season
It was great for the fans
Of bandits tv
Yes what a match

hi dudes and dudettes

this morning i went back to tenpin bowling
in the wizards league in belconnen bowl
and i had a blast of a time bowling with new teammates, well i knew a lot of people there, from when i left in 2013 after bowling for 13 years, i have written down my frame by frame scores, so you could see how i went, my scores were 120 then i got 216 and after that i got 153, and dudes, i still have it,
it's hard to keep me out of action, i know this isn't poetry
i just like to share my good fortunes









first game

6  0    6

1  6   13

7  /   32

9   / 50

8   /  63

3  2   68

7   1   76

4  /  95

9  /  112

7  1  120


TOTAL SCORE 120

second game

X      30

X      55

X     73

5  3  81

7   /  99

8  /  119

X      148

X     168

9   /   188

X   X  8   216

TOTAL SCORE 216


third game

9  /  17

7   2   26

9   /   43

7   /   63

X       79

5   1   85

7   /   105

X        124

7   2    133

X   8   /    153

TOTAL SCORE 153

I am a *** crazed *****
But I was a baby once you see
I like the sound of making babies
Yes that sounds absolete
But as the story goes
Babies grow up
Into people who might disagree with you and that will be pretty bad
When you look in the eyes of a baby and he smiles back at you
Things might turn differently
Talking to that same person as
An adult because they are more
Experienced in this world
They will disagree with mum
So she looks at your baby photos
And sees this innocent baby looking at her
Not understanding that they are still there expressing themselves like an adult
Still the baby pictures are cute
As she looks she hears
I want to live in that area
I know they have violence
But if you keep to yourself
You will be alright
And she looks at the baby pictures as she goes into a night club and getting down to dance and get drunk
Her mother just doesn’t her to get a spiked drink
And the answering back
Yes that is bad
Because it makes your mother
Look at your baby pictures saying where did I go wrong And religiously if she wants you to believe in Jesus but they don’t want to apart of it
No way no hope no chance
Just look at this innocent baby
And think, they grow up

Running to the corner
Trying to get really fit
Make sure you don’t have cake or chocolate
It never is the best
We need to run as fast as we can
And try not to pass out
And get hot hot hot hot
Mighty hot
Running to the corner
Sweating pretty bad
But that is a good thing
Oh yeah mate ****** yeah
I am puffing puffing puffing
Puffing a lot
I am hot hot hot hot ready to lose weight Yeah yes I ****** do
Want to lose weight
Running to the corner
Trying to get the weight off me
I know back then I liked to party
But dancing and being social is better you see
I need to improve my social graces
As I groove on dance floor tonight
The running makes me hot hot
Very very hot yeah
But when I run it makes me sweat and I feel hot oh yeah
Hot but a good hot

Do do Do do do do
Dad is now a little girl
Come on baby come on
Dad is now a little girl
Oh yeah oh yeah
Just turned 4 oh yeah mate
Da da da da da da
Dad is now a little girl
Come on baby come on
Dad is now a little girl
Named betty named Betty
She loves life like dad
And the reason why dad died is
He gets to come back to life
As a little girl
Da da da da da da
Dad is a little girl
Just a tiny little warrior
Dad is a now a little girl
Come on come on
Get down and party mate
As dad is being a little girl
You see she has 2 brothers
One is his little twin
Yes mate my dad
Is a little girl
Named betty named betty
My dad is now a girl
She is 4 mate ready to party dude
Yes she probably runs her parents rugged
Dad is now he is now
Just a little girl

In January 2018 young dolly Everett committed suicide after receiving lots of hurtful comments and she couldn’t take it anymore, so she ended her life, I went up to nirvana to guide her slowly to her next life
Because she gave up on life as dolly, after being a loving life kid with the akubra hat, I know how losing your life so young can be hard because I was Graeme Thorne in my previous life and in this life I try and have a positive attitude in life, I explained to dolly that Buddha wants you to fight your way into another ****** because you have a lot to live for and despite me saying that, dolly didn’t want to come back, the world is too cruel, and
I said yes, but the chances of being a target of bullying again is slim and I could make you come back into a great person as your mother and I got bullied in school in this life, but I never wanted to **** myself but I understand it isn’t as easy for you, so I will sit and drink methane with you for a long as it takes because my point is you shouldn’t let bullies spoil your vision of life, home and away star penny macnamee wants another baby, and I think you would be ideal to get reborn into her family and you can love life and have fun and put those dreaded bullies in your past
Dolly said, it is hard for me people were awful to me and I said, I got teased and bullied back then, but I don’t want to let that spoil my vision of life and I know you ended dolly Everett but you should give penny the chance to enjoy motherhood
And you will have an older brother and you can have fun as well and dolly sat in the Saturn pub for 3 weeks and finally penny was trying for a baby and dolly was wanting to enter it which I said well done dolly don’t let the world stop you from enjoying life and I am now on medication for schitzophrenia and if you need that which I hope you don’t just learn to love life, bullies are just problem children who could be jealous
They will never make me forget about life and your next life will be a fabulous one for you

I get excited when I hear my name is mentioned for something very important

I get excited that when I dream
I want to share what my dream says with all my followers on various networks

I get excited when someone gives my positive feedback
But I can look at negative feedback as a learning step

I get excited when my story
Is being told as I do something
Very exciting like pitch the first
Pitch at baseball

I get excited when I see a great event happening in our city and other cities, it makes me want to go to it

I get excited at the prospect of being known in the community
Paid or unpaid

I get excited when I lose weight even if I am struggling I keep on going

I get excited when I go to a concert to hear the cool music
I want to get up and dance

I get excited when my sports team wins especially in 2005 swans, 2012 swans, and 2013 cavalry, and the raiders back in the early years

I get excited when someone says they will pay me if I do an artwork they want

I get excited when my art is in an exhibition I feel happy

I get excited at Christmas time in a way I would like to work out new ways for Santa to travel
I would like the world to take notice

JIMMY HANNANS AFTER LIFE COSMIC SPEECH
RIP
hi, everybody
welcome to jupiter moon
up here in the cosmos
we will sing songs that made jimmy hanna's day
and a few christmas carols thrown in
next time your found
with your chin on the ground
there is a lot to be learned
just look around
just what makes that little old ant
thinking he will move that rubber tree plant
there is no way that an ant can
move a rubber tree plant
and he sang tan shoes with pink shoelaces
a polkadot vest and man oh man
tan shoes with pink shoelaces
and a big panorama with a purple hat band
jesus said something wonderful
jesus said something true
it's the truth that jesus never came
jesus's light is more powerful than you
but i want to enter my next life
yes, my great next life
everyone will be happy to see me in my next life
like you are all here
beach baby beach baby give me a hand
give me something that i can remember
yes, and make me love life like you
beach baby beach baby we're on that sand
from december till the end of march, yeah
come on guys swing your hips with me
strikers coming down like many machines
sixers lost to the mighty hurricanes
thunder is roaring up the renegades
and scorchers aren't playing the game you love
eagles won last year
they beat the magpies to win the cup
a good close game in the rugby league
but melbourne lost to sydney
that was a **** shame
it's great to see women play in our sports
yes it feels pretty rad
oh lordy come on and show us how to party
bring out the dancing girls and the big brass band
i am finally on my way to my next life
probably i will return at the end of the year
and right now i will have a methane smoothie
which will keep my soul regular
regular regular i am so regular
i feel fit, i was just very old
yes i feel regular, i want to bring my mate graham kennedy
out to thank him for all the stuff he did on earth
i want to relax and drink a few cleansing ales
and say, i sure hope i will feel needed up here
till my next earth body is reincarnated

Stop stabbing me in the back
Old me
Let me do my tapestry and watch music and sport in peace
Old me
You see old me is trying to stab me in the back
Because I am trying to be cool
The old me used to be shy
And that isn’t me anymore
He puts the pain in my back
Like a really hot couple of needles which is stabbing
Me directly in the back
I want it to go away
But I ain’t a shy person
I am a good family man
Who doesn’t want the old me
To stab me there
Please allow me to be comfortable on my lounge
Old me
Don’t try and say I am too shy
To be a family person old me
I know I used to eat a lot
The pain could be that
I know I used to smoke and drink
The pain could be that
I used to play cool for the adults
In my bedroom which is I say pretty shy, could me my shy person
I ain’t a shy person
I am a man a family man
Please get rid of my pain there
Or get rid of the pain being
My shyperson
Leave me alone old me
Please leave me alone old me
I want to be fit
I want to lose weight
Just leave me be
To be the man I wanna be
Old me

Yo, it’s now 2019
And the last year is gone
The good parts of the year
Is when west coast eagles
Won the cup against Collingwood oh yeah
And Australia isn’t good at cricket since the ball tampering stunt
And your daily soaps had a lot of drama, enough to make you think this is cool
But no mate no, drama happens a lot
We got a new prime minister
But still in the right wing sector
Still putting rich people first
It’ll change this year oh yeah it will
The music was great
I learnt how to use Facebook live
I got to throw the first pitch at the baseball
And I lost 60 kilos
I went to convoy, saw the mentals
And I enjoyed the reconciliation day fun
I was unhappy that Sydney roosters beat Melbourne
But I enjoyed watching
Batemans bay beat molonglo
I thought Christmas was great
I saw all together now it’s cool
I think
The voice was great
I liked Aiden but he lost to a dj
I did a lot of art
And I made a heavy box on woodwork
I went to see them play the ukeleles at Tuggeranong
Really really cool
I have been working hard
To lose weight, yes I feel much fitter now
I love life it is fun
It is so cool
2018 was great
I think 2019 will be the same

Hello and I am at the southfest festival in Tuggeranong where I just witnessed the great musical stylings of the Tuggeranong valley band and I can tell you they were absolutely amazing
They played great medleys like YMCA and aha’s take on me and other great songs and it got a few people singing in the crowd and when that was over
I started to head over to the other stage and there is mellow melodies performing and they are playing some great songs like love me do from the Beatles and Jolene from Dolly Parton
And yes it was totally cool,
And as it went on, they did a tribute to the king of rock and roll who is elvis Presley and these singers from mellow melodies are really in fine voice mate, I tell ya they are, they dragged out the ukeleles and sang this very catchy song
Valerie was the name of the song and mate it was catchy
And now they are singing read my mind, I don’t know this song but they make it sound nice and then they played time after time, a cyndi lauper song, they are two beautiful singers and they are showing the melodies like their name says and their voices sound great singing an old folk song called blowing in the wind and mate they sound great they hit the right note, a great pick for this years southfest, and this is a note to Stevie nicks they sing Fleetwood Mac so well and meanwhile at the back the Tuggeranong ukelele gang are setting up and mellow melodies are still playing very strong, I would hire them for a party, wouldn’t you and now mellow melodies are playing crowded house’s don’t dream it’s over and they are a great act to cover the tugs Tuggeranong ukulele gang and I like the look and sound of the ukelele and
Mellow melodies are playing everywhere from Fleetwood Mac and they sound so amazing, like their voices are from nirvana or something
And you should hear the Tuggeranong ukelele gang
Their music is for the really cool cats, from sweet little sixteen
And many more sixties hits and a hit from the jungle book and one little kid was having a cool dance as a monkey and yes that was cool and they sang Route 66 and they even sang a Johnny cash song and they are also playing riptide which is great playing music that pleases each generation and even a song from Santana which is black magic woman and this sounds so groovy and they finished with chubby checkers let’s twist again and the ukeleles were the coolest yet and then I went over to look at sing Australia and they sang songs like I dream a dream and que Sara Sara and 2 seekers songs like Georgy girl and a great Christmas dream song called morningtown ride and they sang Danny boy which was sang with great beauty and at the end they sang I am you are
We are Australian and after that the belly dancers came on and really got the crowd interested in what they do and they were shaking their bellies in a really cool way and then I walked through the market and relaxed with the music there and I walked back to where the ukeleles were an operatic Christmas carols and it was I come with Ye faithful which had a very high voice, southfest this year was really cool, everyone had a lot of fun and I couldn’t see any troublemakers to spoil it for the rest of us but it was a very cool festival
Here is a poem about the day
I headed to Tuggeranong
On the last Saturday in November
To see a great festival
For all the young and old
There were Tuggeranong bands
And great melodies
And ukeleles really playing well
Then there were choirs and belly dancers and kids dancing which could have been cool
And Christmas carols to celebrate a great new yule
And only one coffee place
Out of the whole festival
I didn’t see it but I am sure the bush dancers wee cool as well
Go tugs go tugs have a cool time

roll up roll up
this is the greatest cosmic party ever
my dad as a girl and rob douglas and mark jones
getting ready to perform their cosmic christmas carol
here it is
we are gathered here in outer space hoorah hoorah
about a stones throw from the christmas tree hoorah hoorah
singing jingle bells and santa got stuck in the chimney
really pretty cool to us
silent night holy night
because it's beginning to look a lot like christmas
with jolly old saint nick coming close after that
have a holly jolly christmas and deck the halls
those boughs of holly will sprout everywhere
happy holidays, celebrate santa claus's party
because it must be santa, the man of the day
some say it was jesus, when a child is born
as he laid away in a manger in jerusalem
santa came through the computers
because there ain't any chimneys no more
having christmas where the gum trees grow
orana orana, orana to christmas day
so get down and have 12 days of christmas
do you want 5 golden rings
and a partridge in a pear tree
it is great to have a carols night
in every city in the world
especially sydney and melbourne
joy to the world, all the boys and girls
better watch out, we drink we drink we drink
to the ole fave, lily the pink
and swinging on a star, is a great thing to do
so rudolph the red nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose, had a holly jolly christmas
getting mistletoe and holly up the nose
you sneeze as you hear let it snow let it snow let it snow
and santa baby coming down the chimney tonight
so we are partying in the cosmos
we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas, in a rusty holden ute
party on dudes
that was the greatest mixing christmas carols songs i have heard
thanks to my dad and rob douglas and mark jones
COOL MAN, HAVE FUN, DUDES

My dad, my good old dad
I liked that he went swimming about 3 mornings a week
And he made appointments with the doctor and dentist to make sure that he was in good nick
Also he went for walks in and around the streets on his suburb
And the other suburbs
He went to Sydney a few times with mum, where they had a wonderful time
As far as eating goes
He never piled his plate with food
I don’t think he liked desserts that much but if he ate it he would eat slowly
He went out the back and
Did his exercises which kept him fit
He went to the Belconnen mall with his mates from teaching
And the kids treated him like
One of the other students in a way
He liked to play war games
But he hardly got addicted
The computer was his favourite thing
He said computers will take over from television one day
He liked some treats like a box
Of roses chocolates he only had one or two a day I mean one simple chocolate not the whole box
He had a claret with his meal
Only one glass
At the club he will have a beer
Not like a ***** though
You know how if you go to the club and you see senior citizens
Having a meal together
That was mum and dad
He liked cricket and loved science fiction
He showed me how to look at the football scores on my iPhone he was great
He had a heart problem but
That never stopped him
He was a very good father
And grandfather and i loved him
He didn’t like gardening but he dug the weeds out of the cracks in the cement he saw the google maps people one day and said
He was actually working
He was thin, he kept himself regular, so why did he die in the pool at the age of 76, maybe his next life wanted him to unleash his kid