Go the raiders go the raiders
We won our second away match
Yes it was a great effort
Despite some silly mistakes
Yes those raiders have been good
This year and they thoroughly deserve the praise
And each time they scored
The green flags were raised
Raiders rah rah rah raiders rah rah rah as we draw each final curtain
And seeing the raiders with the win
Come on raiders the mighty mighty raiders
Yes we won again
As we approach the next round
How well will we do
For our opponent next week
Is the parramatta eels at our home ground
Raiders rah rah rah
Raiders rah rah rah
We are the bad and mean green machine
Fearsome men from the ACT
Don’t try to stop these men in green
Or we will hit ya hit ya hit ya
Till you see green
Oh come on you mighty raiders
Come on you team
We won 3 out of four matches
Yes we’re the green machine
We are the Canberra raiders oh yeah
Are we are fighting fit
Every day as we provide our supporters with a great great win
And even if we crumble
At the stroke of full time
We will win yeseree
Raiders of the nations capital
A great movie about league
Watching the raiders with a great start
Oh yeah we are fighting fit
Go the mighty raiders

HI GUYS AND GALS

today i did a tournament of bowling at belconnen bowl, it replaces the usual bowling weekend

and my scores were pretty well awesome, well, that is what i think, anyway

i got 128 and 157 and 141 and 148 and 138 and 135 and 161 and 127 and 162

and i had few members of my team getting 200 games which was cool, maybe a medal, i don’t know, have

to wait and see


here is a poem


i had fun at bowling

it was fun it was fun

i had fun at bowling

i bowled pretty good

i got 23 strikes, which was awesome, dude

i got a good number of spares

and so many near misses

even a dismal 3 near the end

but i am happy a very happy chappy

bowling was fun, bowling was rad

i enjoyed myself today, and i kicked some button yeah bowling, was awesome if you take a look at it

bow bow

it is fun just bowling my parramatta eels ball down the alley

i am not a wally

i have no dolly, but i say

cool man, i had an awesome day today

and everybody looked like having fun

you see it is radically awesome to get 23 strikes

oh yeah, mate





































9.00 SQUAD


FIRST GAME




1              X             29

2              X             48

3           9 -              57

4           9 -              66

5           5 3             74

6           7 1             82

7           7 /             101

8            9 -            110

9            8 1            119

10          8 1            128

TOTAL SCORE         128





SECOND GAME





1                X               30

2                X               56

3                X               75

4             6 3               84

5             5 4               93

6             9 /              111

7             8 1             120

8                X             139

9             7 2              148

10           7 2               157

TOTAL SCORE          157




THIRD GAME    





1               6 -                  6

2              7 2                15

3                 X                35

4               9 /                 51

5               6 3                60

6                8 /                 77

7                7 -                  84

8                7 /                 104

9                   X                124

10            9 / 7                 141

TOTAL SCORE                141




10.30 SQUAD





FIRST GAME    






1                  7 2                       9

2                  7 /                      29

3                       X                     54

4                       X                     69

5                   5 -                       74

6                   8 1                       83  

7                      X                     102

8                    8 1                     111

9                    9 /                       131

10             X 7 -                         148

TOTAL SCORE                         148



SECOND GAME




1                  8 /                          19

2                  9 -                          28

3                  9 /                          46

4                  8 /                          66

5                     X                        85

6                   9 -                        94

7                   9 -                      103

8                   9 -                       112

9                     X                        130

10                  8 -                        138




THIRD GAME




1                    7 /                     17

2                     7 /                     37

3                        X                    57

4                      9 /                     71

5                      4 5                     80

6                       9 -                     89

7                       7 2                    98

8                        8 1                   107

9                        8 1                    116

10                   7 / 9                      135

TOTAL SCORE                            135





2.00 SQUAD




FIRST GAME




1                        X                   27

2                        X                   45

3                     7 1                    53

4                     9 /                     72

5                      9 /                     88

6                      6 -                     94

7                      8 /                    114

8                         X                   134

9                        9 /                   152

10                    8 1                     161

TOTAL SCORE                          161




SECOND GAME




1                          X                     13

2                       3 -                       16

3                          X                      35

4                        9 -                      44

5                        7 2                      53

6                        9 /                       72

7                        9 -                       81

8                        9 /                     101

9                           X                    119

10                      7 1                     127

TOTAL SCORE                           127




THIRD GAME





1                           X                       20

2                       9 /                         40

3                            X                      60

4                         9 /                        79

5                         9 /                        96

6                         7 /                      115

7                         9 /                      133

8                         8 -                      141

9                         5 -                       146

10                    6 / 6                       162

TOTAL SCORE                              162

Daddy daddy daddy daddy
Daddy is my dad
I love my dad with all my might
Everywhere I go
You see he used to talk for the cats
Using a silly voice
Dad used to smoke a pack a day
But he quit when we were adults
Daddy daddy daddy daddy
Daddy is my dad
He was a computer Person
He knew all about it
Like fixing and playing games
Back in the day he was fascinated
In programming it oh yeah
Dad was great because he was
Computer illiterate
He really understood it
Daddy daddy daddy daddy
Daddy was my dad
He went to bed about as early as he can
So he can enjoy the next day
Oh yeah daddy oh daddy
He watched me bowl because I was good yes he did
He wasn’t really into watching sport
With other men but I am
Daddy daddy daddy daddy
He is my good old dad
He believes women’s sport
Should be on tv
So I made him a girl
But when he died I saw he had a
Lot of friends and very really had enemies
Will my daddy in the future
Be a famous women’s sports person
Or will she be a singer like her dad and grandad
Yes daddy is so understandable
Of what he wants in life
He was the one who I got in strife with
But daddy daddy daddy daddy
Daddy is my dad
I hope his next life isn’t bad
I hope her life is fruitful
I love daddy and I know he loves me
He drank coffee I drank tea

Daddy daddy daddy
I love my darling daddy
Daddy daddy daddy
I love my darling daddy
I love my darling daddy
I really do love him
He used to watch the cricket with us
And we supported Carlton and the raiders oh yeah
We went to the YMCA
To do holiday programs and camps
And my darling daddy
Was the camp director
Daddy daddy daddy
I love my darling daddy
Daddy daddy daddy
I love my darling daddy
Daddy loved to joke with us
With his witty sense of humour
But mine was pretty good too
When as we walked past parliament
Saying let’s put our tents up
Because it was fun to muck with daddy my dear lovable daddy
Now Carlton are playing **** yeah
So are they raiders too
Daddy daddy daddy
I love my darling daddy
You see he is now Betty
David’s only daughter
Daddy daddy daddy
Is with dc and Barnsey now
Please daddy daddy daddy
Show me what kid you wanted me to be
I am sorry I fucken punched you
It was just my illness yeah
Daddy daddy daddy
I love my darling daddy
You loved to watch shows with mummy
And you met your mates every Saturday morn
You had a coffee in the arvo
And you made a game out of your walking
You walked everywhere
You inspired everyone yeah
Daddy daddy daddy
I love my darling daddy
I miss you in my family
But I still feel you are close

HI GUYS AND GALS,

this morning i went to tenpin bowling and i got 11 strikes in my three games

the scores were 158 and 166 and 139, and i found out that after 7 weeks my team grease lightning

is 4th on the ladder, with a lot of weeks to go, i figure if i can keep my score high, i might be able to bring my team higher, dudes

finding out that was totally awesome, my last game started off slow, but the in the end i got up to 139, how cools that








i will say we’ll never make it

but my team is at present 4th

we just have to bowl so well

and bring on plenty of force

scoring 11 strikes today and 10 spares

you see i was great today, tougher than the bear

it is normal to miss a couple, but as long as you ty your best

and give each team that is playing you

a mighty mighty test

next week i have a whole day of bowling

at 9.00 and 10.30 and 2.00

and if you want to come and cheer me on

on the way to getting a medal

i have to just relax, man

totally relax indeed

and each time i get a strike or spare

i will cheer out very loudly

we’ll call out ACT ACT ACT, but as long as we bowl our best

everything will all workout, oh yeah






















FIRST GAME





1          X              19

2        9 -               28

3          X               47

4         8 1              56

5         9 /               76

6            X              94

7         8 -             102

8         9 -             111

9         9 /             131

10     X  X  7         158

TOTAL SCORE       158





SECOND GAME





1            X              20

2         9 /                37

3         7 /                55

4         8 /                74

5         9 /                 91

6         7 -                 98

7         9 /               118

8             X             137

9          9 -               146

10     9  /  X             166

TOTAL SCORE         166





THIRD GAME





1          8 1                 9

2          4 4               17

3           7 2               26

4           7 1               34

5           7 2               43

6              X               63

7            9 /                82

8            9 -                91

9            6 /              111

10       X  X  8          139

TOTAL SCORE         139

It started with Richmond beating Carlton and some **** was punching people in the crowd and the tiger land song was playing very loud in the end
Collingwood put it right up to Geelong
But the cats won in the end
Melbourne for the first time were a premiership threat but the power brought that down toward the ground
By beating the demons and the crows weren’t good enough to beat the hawks at their home ground and the dogs beat the swans despite swans getting within 4 with 4 to go but the dogs were too strong and after the west coast eagles winning last years premiership the Brisbane lions were too good for them at the Gabba and despite Gold Coast keeping it close
The saints were just too good in the end and GWS got a record score in beating the bombers, we saw the bombers get bombed by the giants foot and finally the Roos weren’t good at all or was it that Fremantle were too good and that was how the afl started and I hope your team won
Well some people aren’t happy with their team but that is footy for ya

HI GUYS AND GALS

this morning i had a fun time at tenpin bowling and i got a 300 in two games, the first

2 scores were 150 and 150, which adds up to 300 and then i got 135, which made my total score

for the day a great 435, i got 6 strikes, my teammate shane got 191 and 236 and 145, which was radically awesome, dudes

when i got spares and strikes it was cool, but my misses were very frustrating, but it’s only a game




it’s only a game

you might bowl some good frames

but it’s only a game

other players are getting good scores

but you can say mine were good too

but it’s only a game

i will be in a tournament soon

i hope i win a medal in most

but i will have a lot of fun regardless

because it’s only a game

it was fun at bowling

people getting good scores

but it’s only a game

and it is

hey are my frame by frame scores









FIRST GAME




1      9 /         17

2     7 /          34

3     7 /          53

4     9 /          72

5    9 -           81

6     9 /          98

7     7 -         105

8     7 /          123

9     8 1          132

10   X 7 1       150

TOTAL SCORE      150



SECOND GAME




1      9 -          9

2      9 /         29

3         X        49

4      9 /         67

5      8 1        76

6      9 /          93

7       7 /        113

8          X        132

9       9 -          141

10     9 -           150

TOTAL SCORE           150



THIRD GAME




1            X          27

2            X          46

3         7 2           55

4         9 -            64

5             X           82

6          7 1            90

7          9 /           109

8           9 -           118

9           1 8           127

10          8 -            135

TOTAL SCORE           135

HI GUYS AND GALS

today i went back to bowling after we had last week off, and, mate

i had a great first game of 167 and a dismal second game  of 120

and i finished with a great game of 156, which was 2 over average

and 1 under average, i had a lot of fun today, it was awesome

and i got 6 strikes in all three games, and 2 of those strikes were in the 10 th frame of

the last game to jump the score to be over average of 156

here is a poem about today’s bowling day







*** *** i kicked some ****** ***

yes mate i kicked some ****** ***

i won a 200 pin for my records

it was a thrill and gave me confidence yeah

*** *** kick some ****** ***

that is what i did today

i beat my average twice which is not what i have done so far

party party, enjoy your day

i had fun at bowling this morning, i showed the others who is boss

except for 120, but that is alright, dudes

kick some ****** *** at bowling, man i am good

































FIRST GAME



1     7 1     8

2     9 /     27

3     9 /     43

4     6 2    51

5     8 /     71

6       X     91

7    9 /     111

8       X    131

9     9 /     150

10   9 / 7  167

TOTAL SCORE    167





SECOND GAME



1    8 1         9

2      X        27

3    7 1       35

4    9 /        52

5    7 -        59

6    6 3       68

7    5 /        86

8    8 1       95

9    7 /      112

10  7 1      120

TOTAL SCORE    120




THIRD GAME



1     X        20

2   7 /        39

3   9 /        58

4    9 -       67

5    8 1      76

6    9 -       85

7    9 /      101

8    6 /       118

9    7 2      127

10   X X 9     156

TOTAL SCORE      156

Hey cardinal pel
You know what you did is dispickable
You think you should get off
Hey cardinal pel
You spoil the good name of the church
If they have a good name to begin with
Hey cardinal pel
You might be old but you are where you belong
But you should have got longer
Hey cardinal pel
There is no way known to man
That you should be allowed to
Walk the streets
You know I watched your sentence
And you show no remorse
Well I am just happy you are rotting in a jail cell
Hey cardinal pel
****** acts toward children is wrong
Very wrong indeed
Hey cardinal pel
You could be risking being killed in jail
Knowing what they do to child *** offenders
Hey cardinal pel
Walking the streets is too good for you and there is no way I will change
The judges decision except for giving you more time
Hey cardinal pel
You might have not reoffended but
You still should be where you are
God will hunt you down
And send you to hell
And Buddha will make you a slow elephant or a suffering dog for
What you put those children through
Hey cardinal pel hey cardinal pel
Hey cardinal pel
You are where you belong
Don’t deny it

HI GUYS AND GALS

i went to bowling this morning and i seemed to get better game by game

the first game was 123, which is ******* and then i moved up to 141, which is better and then

i went up to 149, which is rad, my first strike was in the second game third frame

and i ended up with 6 strikes, which is cool, i got a lot of spares, but too many splits

here is a poem to explain my performance today




i started off with 18 from two nines in two frames and then i got 4 spares

but in the end i was ****, and i got too many splits

i was wondering what was wrong with me

i was trying to make the right score for me

but it didn’t ****** work, oh no

i got another spare to start the second and

then by the 3rd frame i got my first strike

first of six, pretty ****** awesome, don’t ya think

a few more splits

but i had better scores, oh yeah that sounds so cool

spares and strikes in the last, a bit more this time, my friend

i fought it out right to the end

and that is how i did it, oh yeah bow bow




































FIRST GAME


1     9 -      9

2     9 -    18

3     9 /    37

4     9 /    55

5     8 /    72

6     7 /    90

7     8 -    98

8     8 -    106

9     8 1    115

10   8 -      123

TOTAL SCORE  123


SECOND GAME


1     6 /         17

2     7 1        25

3       X         45

4     6 /          64

5     9 -          73

6       X        100

7       X        117

8     7 -         124

9     8 1         133

10    8 -         141

TOTAL SCORE      141



THIRD GAME


1     8 /           18

2     8 /           38

3       X           65

4       X           84

5    7 2           93

6       X          110

7     7 -          117

8     6 1         124

9     7 1         132

10   9 / 7       149

TOTAL SCORE 149

Hello guys and gals, this morning i had a fun time @ bowling

my scores were 146 and 162 and 141, which were awesome scores dudes, indeed

i bowled my first splits for the year, which i found ****** annoying

but i spared one slit, which was ACE, and there was one member of my team that didn’t show up

but i thing she pre bowled, here is a poem about my day @ bowling

i got a few strikes, but more spares

which isn’t too bad but i made a few splits

it wasn’t that good, but it’s only a game

i certainly claimed man, my claim to fame

i got some great scores, all over 140

it was awesome how i made that possible

it was ****** cool

i feel when i got

and strike and a spare

i felt like i was sending those pins packing

to the other side of the world

congratulations it was fun for all

fun ya know, yes bowling is fun any old how


here are my frame by frame scores









FIRST GAME


1    7  /       18

2   8 1         27

3   8 -          35

4   8 /          51

5   6 -         57

6   7 2        66

7   9 /         86

8     X       106

9   8 /        126

10   X 9 /     146

TOTAL SCORE   146



SECOND GAME


1   5 1          6

2   5 /         26

3     X         53

4     X        71

5   7 1        79

6   6 /         99

7    X        118

8   9 -       127

9   9 /        145

10   8 / 7    162

TOTAL SCORE 162



THIRD GAME



1     5 3        8

2     9 /       27

3    9 /        45

4   8 /          58

5   3 6        67

6    6 /        85

7    8 /       102

8    7 -        109

9     9 /        122

10   3 / 9       141

TOTAL SCORE   141

HELLO GUYS AND GALS

today i went for my third week at bowling and my scores were 157 and 162

and then a very dismal 107, it was a great day overall, i got my lowest score for the year, 107

and i had a lot of fun, dudes

you see you see you see

it was fun at bowling this morning

two scores over 150, and one under 110

but i never get under 10 yet, and i hope i don’t get there at all

i just get the strikes or spares i need

to keep over 100

and mate, do i feel cool

yeah mate time to kick some ****

show some class oh yeah let’s go

you see i am a good bowler mate

i get scores that are pretty good

i can hardly believe it is the third week

where does the time go

one says yeah

one says no

one says heave ** heave **

today i got 7 strikes in three games

which i think is pretty ace

1 2 3 4, i am a great bowler

no matter what score i get i keep trying

i push my guts to try and get better

it’s normal to have a low score

but it is over 100, oh yeah, i am a great bowler











here are the frame by frame scores




first game




1       X      19

2    9 -        28

3   9 -         37

4   9 -         46

5   7 /         59

6   3 6        68

7   8 /         88

8    X        117

9    X        137

10   9 / X    157

TOTAL SCORE   157



second game



1   7 /        19

2   9 -        28

3    X         48

4  9 /         68

5    X         88

6  8 /        107

7  9 -         116

8  6 3        125

9  7 /         144

10  9 / 8    162

TOTAL SCORE    162


third game



1  7 1         8

2  9 -        17

3   X         35

4  8 -        43

5  8 1       52

6  6 -       58

7  8 /       74

8  6 3      83

9    X     100

10  7 -    107

TOTAL SCORE  107

Daniel said he can control the world
Daniel said people can read his thoughts
Daniel said that Rupert Murdoch
Is Match fixing the big bash cricket
Daniel said that he can’t run because of his knees
Daniel said people are laughing at him, and even if people are, he is just a negative ****
Daniel said his mum is in a bad way
Daniel said his sister is in a bad way
Daniel said his dad is a rich ****
Daniel said that he is the messiah
Daniel said he will go through the golden gate and bring people down with him
Daniel said the daily telegraph is crap and he tries to change people from reading that crap
Daniel said jimmy swaggart is a Christian ****
Daniel said all Christians are *****
Daniel said that he can’t work or do anything positive like things he is interested in, he is too negative to be my friend
Daniel said Jesus never came
But he is too negative to be the Jewish messiah anyway

Off to a break to have some fun
I love life in every single way
You see I do textiles and drawing and painting
I feel cool as well as feeling young
I have my problems but I don’t let them down me
Because I am cooler than them
My voices drive me nuts
Cause sometimes I feel they are true
But I know they are not
And it doesn’t stop me from loving life today oh yeah
I don’t like beer it is ****** fowl
I am trying to stay away from sugar oh yeah
And since I haven’t had it
I feel like living my life
To the full oh yeah oh yeah
I watch my vlogs and I write my poems yes I am having fun
Fun is my middle name oh yeah
And nobody, not even a little bratty kid who sprays me with water cannot stop me from loving life yeah
I am doing well
You can honestly tell
Yes oh yes oh yes I really loved life

hi guys and gals

i went to bowling this morning and, mate i had a bad first game  of 113 which is what i call, ****

but i came back in the second game with 4 strikes in a row, (a four bagger) and a few spares

to make 187, and after that i scored 4 more strikes and 3 spares to make 169, i think that is an awesome effort

it wasn’t as good as last weeks 216, but still awesome

poem

what an awesome morning i had

at the bowling alley today

scoring strikes, a few spares

and giving a tonne of high fives

it’s fun doing tenpin bowling

and if you are good you could enjoy it more

i have a handicap of 37, which is ****** beauty good

first of all you check which lane

and then you play the game

and no matter what score you get

you have a little win

geez, i am good at bowling

i score over 100 every time

people ask me how are you, what’s your name

i say, hi i am brian







this is the frame by frame scoreboard of today’s bowling, so you can see, i miss a few, but i certainly know how to get strikes and spares














1        7  2   9


2       5   -   14



3      8   1    23



4   1    8    32



5    9   -    41



6   4    1    46



7   7  /      65


8   9  /      85



9     X     104


10   4  5  113


total score 113




1    9   -    9


2    X     39


3    X     69


4    X     97


5   X    117


6   8   /   133


7   6   /    150


8   7   2    159


9   9   /     178


10   9   -  187


total score    187





1    7   /      20



2        X      38


3   7   1      46


4       X      66


5   8   /      86


6       X    113


7       X     133


8    7   /    151


9    8   1    160


10   7   2    169


total score    169

Today guys I weighed myself
And boy was the result great
My weight was 111 kg
A loss of 8 kg
My old weight was 119 kg
My original weight was 186 kg
But that is just a distant thing
Never again
I look and feel great
I exercise and I am on a diet
And now I am getting closer to
Reaching my ideal weight
And I feel like a million dollars
But a loss of 8 kg is ever so awesome dudes
I run and walk do starjumps go on bike and many other exercises
No pain no gain
And I am dropping it off you can tell in my look
I seem to be shrinking
To the weight I want
Awesome

Women’s afl

Round 1

Geelong. 3. 6. 24
Collingwood. 3. 5. 23


Bulldogs. 2. 6. 18
Adelaide. 1. 11. 17


Kangaroos. 7. 10. 52
Carlton 2. 4. 16



Fremantle 9. 5. 59
Melbourne 8. 7. 55


Brisbane. 4. 5. 29
GWS. 4. 3. 27

Some very close games
Shows that women’s afl can be very exciting not as high scoring as the men but the women played very well
Well done to Geelong bulldogs kangaroos Fremantle and Brisbane
The champions are upon us today
Each game was exciting to play
Each team played well but only one winner is allowed
Unless it is a draw

You see people want to get a great system on their computer
Like YouTube tv to watch
But what I found out that If you get YouTube tv out of the USA
You could be doing illegal activity
I personally believe that anything that looks complicated is dodgy and despite it having good channels on it, you could be the unlucky one to go to gaol
Because YouTube tv is a scam
And if you ever see YouTube tv being advertised outside the USA, it is very dodgy and you should really think about whether or not you want to buy it
It has live super 15 and probably live cricket which is more than your package but it is dodgy
Very very dodgy
Australians don’t fall for it
It is a scam you only can enjoy it
In the USA only and pretending you are there is against the rules, you can’t get anything for nothing $40 a month for channels that is *******
I wouldn’t mind betting Rupert is behind it saying I give it all to the US nowhere else ok
Please anyone who likes great sport, please stick to legal activity because if you don’t
You will get caught I bet ya
I bet ya
I am a sucker to a good deal
And $40 a month is a good deal
But there is a catch
You have to be in the USA to enjoy it legally, and I don’t want to have to pay out fines or go to gaol for that ok, YouTube tv is a scam outside USA

Playing baseball
From Brisbane to Perth
Playing baseball
The bandits won their 4th
The team was the best on ground this year
The crowd is letting out a big cheer
It is the little league
Giving the medals to champs
Brisbane played the best you see
Brisbane didn’t want to be in 3
This was perfect as they
Wear their medals with pride
Three cheers for Brisbane
Yeah yeah yeah
Three cheers for the crowd
Who got them this far today
Go the bandits you won this match
Making the heat dish of the day
Playing baseball
The bandits are the winners
Playing baseball
Congratulations to them
4 claxton shields in a row
Playing baseball
The best team of the land
Go bandits go bandits go bandits go
It is a great season
It was great for the fans
Of bandits tv
Yes what a match

hi dudes and dudettes

this morning i went back to tenpin bowling
in the wizards league in belconnen bowl
and i had a blast of a time bowling with new teammates, well i knew a lot of people there, from when i left in 2013 after bowling for 13 years, i have written down my frame by frame scores, so you could see how i went, my scores were 120 then i got 216 and after that i got 153, and dudes, i still have it,
it's hard to keep me out of action, i know this isn't poetry
i just like to share my good fortunes









first game

6  0    6

1  6   13

7  /   32

9   / 50

8   /  63

3  2   68

7   1   76

4  /  95

9  /  112

7  1  120


TOTAL SCORE 120

second game

X      30

X      55

X     73

5  3  81

7   /  99

8  /  119

X      148

X     168

9   /   188

X   X  8   216

TOTAL SCORE 216


third game

9  /  17

7   2   26

9   /   43

7   /   63

X       79

5   1   85

7   /   105

X        124

7   2    133

X   8   /    153

TOTAL SCORE 153

I am a *** crazed *****
But I was a baby once you see
I like the sound of making babies
Yes that sounds absolete
But as the story goes
Babies grow up
Into people who might disagree with you and that will be pretty bad
When you look in the eyes of a baby and he smiles back at you
Things might turn differently
Talking to that same person as
An adult because they are more
Experienced in this world
They will disagree with mum
So she looks at your baby photos
And sees this innocent baby looking at her
Not understanding that they are still there expressing themselves like an adult
Still the baby pictures are cute
As she looks she hears
I want to live in that area
I know they have violence
But if you keep to yourself
You will be alright
And she looks at the baby pictures as she goes into a night club and getting down to dance and get drunk
Her mother just doesn’t her to get a spiked drink
And the answering back
Yes that is bad
Because it makes your mother
Look at your baby pictures saying where did I go wrong And religiously if she wants you to believe in Jesus but they don’t want to apart of it
No way no hope no chance
Just look at this innocent baby
And think, they grow up

Running to the corner
Trying to get really fit
Make sure you don’t have cake or chocolate
It never is the best
We need to run as fast as we can
And try not to pass out
And get hot hot hot hot
Mighty hot
Running to the corner
Sweating pretty bad
But that is a good thing
Oh yeah mate ****** yeah
I am puffing puffing puffing
Puffing a lot
I am hot hot hot hot ready to lose weight Yeah yes I ****** do
Want to lose weight
Running to the corner
Trying to get the weight off me
I know back then I liked to party
But dancing and being social is better you see
I need to improve my social graces
As I groove on dance floor tonight
The running makes me hot hot
Very very hot yeah
But when I run it makes me sweat and I feel hot oh yeah
Hot but a good hot

Do do Do do do do
Dad is now a little girl
Come on baby come on
Dad is now a little girl
Oh yeah oh yeah
Just turned 4 oh yeah mate
Da da da da da da
Dad is now a little girl
Come on baby come on
Dad is now a little girl
Named betty named Betty
She loves life like dad
And the reason why dad died is
He gets to come back to life
As a little girl
Da da da da da da
Dad is a little girl
Just a tiny little warrior
Dad is a now a little girl
Come on come on
Get down and party mate
As dad is being a little girl
You see she has 2 brothers
One is his little twin
Yes mate my dad
Is a little girl
Named betty named betty
My dad is now a girl
She is 4 mate ready to party dude
Yes she probably runs her parents rugged
Dad is now he is now
Just a little girl

In January 2018 young dolly Everett committed suicide after receiving lots of hurtful comments and she couldn’t take it anymore, so she ended her life, I went up to nirvana to guide her slowly to her next life
Because she gave up on life as dolly, after being a loving life kid with the akubra hat, I know how losing your life so young can be hard because I was Graeme Thorne in my previous life and in this life I try and have a positive attitude in life, I explained to dolly that Buddha wants you to fight your way into another ****** because you have a lot to live for and despite me saying that, dolly didn’t want to come back, the world is too cruel, and
I said yes, but the chances of being a target of bullying again is slim and I could make you come back into a great person as your mother and I got bullied in school in this life, but I never wanted to **** myself but I understand it isn’t as easy for you, so I will sit and drink methane with you for a long as it takes because my point is you shouldn’t let bullies spoil your vision of life, home and away star penny macnamee wants another baby, and I think you would be ideal to get reborn into her family and you can love life and have fun and put those dreaded bullies in your past
Dolly said, it is hard for me people were awful to me and I said, I got teased and bullied back then, but I don’t want to let that spoil my vision of life and I know you ended dolly Everett but you should give penny the chance to enjoy motherhood
And you will have an older brother and you can have fun as well and dolly sat in the Saturn pub for 3 weeks and finally penny was trying for a baby and dolly was wanting to enter it which I said well done dolly don’t let the world stop you from enjoying life and I am now on medication for schitzophrenia and if you need that which I hope you don’t just learn to love life, bullies are just problem children who could be jealous
They will never make me forget about life and your next life will be a fabulous one for you

I get excited when I hear my name is mentioned for something very important

I get excited that when I dream
I want to share what my dream says with all my followers on various networks

I get excited when someone gives my positive feedback
But I can look at negative feedback as a learning step

I get excited when my story
Is being told as I do something
Very exciting like pitch the first
Pitch at baseball

I get excited when I see a great event happening in our city and other cities, it makes me want to go to it

I get excited at the prospect of being known in the community
Paid or unpaid

I get excited when I lose weight even if I am struggling I keep on going

I get excited when I go to a concert to hear the cool music
I want to get up and dance

I get excited when my sports team wins especially in 2005 swans, 2012 swans, and 2013 cavalry, and the raiders back in the early years

I get excited when someone says they will pay me if I do an artwork they want

I get excited when my art is in an exhibition I feel happy

I get excited at Christmas time in a way I would like to work out new ways for Santa to travel
I would like the world to take notice

JIMMY HANNANS AFTER LIFE COSMIC SPEECH
RIP
hi, everybody
welcome to jupiter moon
up here in the cosmos
we will sing songs that made jimmy hanna's day
and a few christmas carols thrown in
next time your found
with your chin on the ground
there is a lot to be learned
just look around
just what makes that little old ant
thinking he will move that rubber tree plant
there is no way that an ant can
move a rubber tree plant
and he sang tan shoes with pink shoelaces
a polkadot vest and man oh man
tan shoes with pink shoelaces
and a big panorama with a purple hat band
jesus said something wonderful
jesus said something true
it's the truth that jesus never came
jesus's light is more powerful than you
but i want to enter my next life
yes, my great next life
everyone will be happy to see me in my next life
like you are all here
beach baby beach baby give me a hand
give me something that i can remember
yes, and make me love life like you
beach baby beach baby we're on that sand
from december till the end of march, yeah
come on guys swing your hips with me
strikers coming down like many machines
sixers lost to the mighty hurricanes
thunder is roaring up the renegades
and scorchers aren't playing the game you love
eagles won last year
they beat the magpies to win the cup
a good close game in the rugby league
but melbourne lost to sydney
that was a **** shame
it's great to see women play in our sports
yes it feels pretty rad
oh lordy come on and show us how to party
bring out the dancing girls and the big brass band
i am finally on my way to my next life
probably i will return at the end of the year
and right now i will have a methane smoothie
which will keep my soul regular
regular regular i am so regular
i feel fit, i was just very old
yes i feel regular, i want to bring my mate graham kennedy
out to thank him for all the stuff he did on earth
i want to relax and drink a few cleansing ales
and say, i sure hope i will feel needed up here
till my next earth body is reincarnated

Stop stabbing me in the back
Old me
Let me do my tapestry and watch music and sport in peace
Old me
You see old me is trying to stab me in the back
Because I am trying to be cool
The old me used to be shy
And that isn’t me anymore
He puts the pain in my back
Like a really hot couple of needles which is stabbing
Me directly in the back
I want it to go away
But I ain’t a shy person
I am a good family man
Who doesn’t want the old me
To stab me there
Please allow me to be comfortable on my lounge
Old me
Don’t try and say I am too shy
To be a family person old me
I know I used to eat a lot
The pain could be that
I know I used to smoke and drink
The pain could be that
I used to play cool for the adults
In my bedroom which is I say pretty shy, could me my shy person
I ain’t a shy person
I am a man a family man
Please get rid of my pain there
Or get rid of the pain being
My shyperson
Leave me alone old me
Please leave me alone old me
I want to be fit
I want to lose weight
Just leave me be
To be the man I wanna be
Old me

Yo, it’s now 2019
And the last year is gone
The good parts of the year
Is when west coast eagles
Won the cup against Collingwood oh yeah
And Australia isn’t good at cricket since the ball tampering stunt
And your daily soaps had a lot of drama, enough to make you think this is cool
But no mate no, drama happens a lot
We got a new prime minister
But still in the right wing sector
Still putting rich people first
It’ll change this year oh yeah it will
The music was great
I learnt how to use Facebook live
I got to throw the first pitch at the baseball
And I lost 60 kilos
I went to convoy, saw the mentals
And I enjoyed the reconciliation day fun
I was unhappy that Sydney roosters beat Melbourne
But I enjoyed watching
Batemans bay beat molonglo
I thought Christmas was great
I saw all together now it’s cool
I think
The voice was great
I liked Aiden but he lost to a dj
I did a lot of art
And I made a heavy box on woodwork
I went to see them play the ukeleles at Tuggeranong
Really really cool
I have been working hard
To lose weight, yes I feel much fitter now
I love life it is fun
It is so cool
2018 was great
I think 2019 will be the same

Hello and I am at the southfest festival in Tuggeranong where I just witnessed the great musical stylings of the Tuggeranong valley band and I can tell you they were absolutely amazing
They played great medleys like YMCA and aha’s take on me and other great songs and it got a few people singing in the crowd and when that was over
I started to head over to the other stage and there is mellow melodies performing and they are playing some great songs like love me do from the Beatles and Jolene from Dolly Parton
And yes it was totally cool,
And as it went on, they did a tribute to the king of rock and roll who is elvis Presley and these singers from mellow melodies are really in fine voice mate, I tell ya they are, they dragged out the ukeleles and sang this very catchy song
Valerie was the name of the song and mate it was catchy
And now they are singing read my mind, I don’t know this song but they make it sound nice and then they played time after time, a cyndi lauper song, they are two beautiful singers and they are showing the melodies like their name says and their voices sound great singing an old folk song called blowing in the wind and mate they sound great they hit the right note, a great pick for this years southfest, and this is a note to Stevie nicks they sing Fleetwood Mac so well and meanwhile at the back the Tuggeranong ukelele gang are setting up and mellow melodies are still playing very strong, I would hire them for a party, wouldn’t you and now mellow melodies are playing crowded house’s don’t dream it’s over and they are a great act to cover the tugs Tuggeranong ukulele gang and I like the look and sound of the ukelele and
Mellow melodies are playing everywhere from Fleetwood Mac and they sound so amazing, like their voices are from nirvana or something
And you should hear the Tuggeranong ukelele gang
Their music is for the really cool cats, from sweet little sixteen
And many more sixties hits and a hit from the jungle book and one little kid was having a cool dance as a monkey and yes that was cool and they sang Route 66 and they even sang a Johnny cash song and they are also playing riptide which is great playing music that pleases each generation and even a song from Santana which is black magic woman and this sounds so groovy and they finished with chubby checkers let’s twist again and the ukeleles were the coolest yet and then I went over to look at sing Australia and they sang songs like I dream a dream and que Sara Sara and 2 seekers songs like Georgy girl and a great Christmas dream song called morningtown ride and they sang Danny boy which was sang with great beauty and at the end they sang I am you are
We are Australian and after that the belly dancers came on and really got the crowd interested in what they do and they were shaking their bellies in a really cool way and then I walked through the market and relaxed with the music there and I walked back to where the ukeleles were an operatic Christmas carols and it was I come with Ye faithful which had a very high voice, southfest this year was really cool, everyone had a lot of fun and I couldn’t see any troublemakers to spoil it for the rest of us but it was a very cool festival
Here is a poem about the day
I headed to Tuggeranong
On the last Saturday in November
To see a great festival
For all the young and old
There were Tuggeranong bands
And great melodies
And ukeleles really playing well
Then there were choirs and belly dancers and kids dancing which could have been cool
And Christmas carols to celebrate a great new yule
And only one coffee place
Out of the whole festival
I didn’t see it but I am sure the bush dancers wee cool as well
Go tugs go tugs have a cool time

roll up roll up
this is the greatest cosmic party ever
my dad as a girl and rob douglas and mark jones
getting ready to perform their cosmic christmas carol
here it is
we are gathered here in outer space hoorah hoorah
about a stones throw from the christmas tree hoorah hoorah
singing jingle bells and santa got stuck in the chimney
really pretty cool to us
silent night holy night
because it's beginning to look a lot like christmas
with jolly old saint nick coming close after that
have a holly jolly christmas and deck the halls
those boughs of holly will sprout everywhere
happy holidays, celebrate santa claus's party
because it must be santa, the man of the day
some say it was jesus, when a child is born
as he laid away in a manger in jerusalem
santa came through the computers
because there ain't any chimneys no more
having christmas where the gum trees grow
orana orana, orana to christmas day
so get down and have 12 days of christmas
do you want 5 golden rings
and a partridge in a pear tree
it is great to have a carols night
in every city in the world
especially sydney and melbourne
joy to the world, all the boys and girls
better watch out, we drink we drink we drink
to the ole fave, lily the pink
and swinging on a star, is a great thing to do
so rudolph the red nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose, had a holly jolly christmas
getting mistletoe and holly up the nose
you sneeze as you hear let it snow let it snow let it snow
and santa baby coming down the chimney tonight
so we are partying in the cosmos
we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas
we wish you a merry christmas, in a rusty holden ute
party on dudes
that was the greatest mixing christmas carols songs i have heard
thanks to my dad and rob douglas and mark jones
COOL MAN, HAVE FUN, DUDES

My dad, my good old dad
I liked that he went swimming about 3 mornings a week
And he made appointments with the doctor and dentist to make sure that he was in good nick
Also he went for walks in and around the streets on his suburb
And the other suburbs
He went to Sydney a few times with mum, where they had a wonderful time
As far as eating goes
He never piled his plate with food
I don’t think he liked desserts that much but if he ate it he would eat slowly
He went out the back and
Did his exercises which kept him fit
He went to the Belconnen mall with his mates from teaching
And the kids treated him like
One of the other students in a way
He liked to play war games
But he hardly got addicted
The computer was his favourite thing
He said computers will take over from television one day
He liked some treats like a box
Of roses chocolates he only had one or two a day I mean one simple chocolate not the whole box
He had a claret with his meal
Only one glass
At the club he will have a beer
Not like a ***** though
You know how if you go to the club and you see senior citizens
Having a meal together
That was mum and dad
He liked cricket and loved science fiction
He showed me how to look at the football scores on my iPhone he was great
He had a heart problem but
That never stopped him
He was a very good father
And grandfather and i loved him
He didn’t like gardening but he dug the weeds out of the cracks in the cement he saw the google maps people one day and said
He was actually working
He was thin, he kept himself regular, so why did he die in the pool at the age of 76, maybe his next life wanted him to unleash his kid

I love the feel of Christmas
People being nice to one another
Having fun eating top foods
And drinking expensive drinks
Opening Christmas presents
Going to Christmas parties
Getting drunk at them
Watching concerts on tv
Keeping an eye on cricket and baseball scores
Singing carols very loudly
So everyone can hear
Then your mother drags out the roast your father drags out the beer
Yes it is a great time to celebrate all over the world
In the USA it is white
And you can go skiing
And build snowmen and more great things to mention
In Australia it is summer
Swimming in the pool
Sun baking in the sun
Getting drunk on beer
Waltzing Matilda
Christmas is coming
With Santa saying
Give me room for me to put the presents oh yeah
Beer beer beer
No no no
Life life life
Christmas time is loving life
Oh yeah it is fun

Merry Christmas cobbler
Merry Christmas mate
What do you want for Christmas
A nice cold can of ade
Everyone will be my friend
If I did it now
Merry Christmas cobbler
Yeah merry Christmas to all
I would like to have Kylie
As well as Wendy James
Yes that’ll be cool my mate
She’ll put us boys to shame
Then I want anyone
That I could get oh yeah
But Christmas is a fun year
For everyone and me
Merry Christmas cobbler
Merry Christmas mate
Give us a drink of *****
As well as a can of ade
Put a picture of Tiffany
Under my Christmas tree
Make sure she’s happy mate yeah that will be real sweet
You see if have it off with all these chicks
Your **** will go hard mate
And make you uncomfortable
Merry Christmas cobbler
Merry Christmas mate
Enjoy every life
With a can of lemonade
Yeah that’ll be so cool

Let’s celebrate Christmas
With a good mate to talk to
About the year that was
The year that is and the year that will be
Party all through the night
At your office Christmas party
And then listening to very good
Singers in the choirs enjoy life through song
Then you head to the Christmas parade and cheer out very loud and strong as the floats clowns
And marching bands
Come playing down the road
Go to the annual carols night
And the kids will see Santa in the flesh
And then have Christmas parties and dinners yes that sounds so cool
Drinking beer eggnog and punch and decorating the tree with pretty colours from all over the place
Watching the carols on tv
As you open up your presents saying we wish you a happy Christmas and a happy holiday
While school is off and so is most work places and the cricketers are preparing for their test on Boxing Day as well as the rich yacht men going from Sydney to Hobart yes but Christmas is the best and then we celebrate the end of the year with a big party and fireworks all over the the world

Cricket it is funny that yobbos
Like cricket till they find out that
Some players are out for ball tampering
I don’t think it is wrong to suspend them
They deserve it
They shouldn’t do it
It is just not cricket to believe in just watching the big players
What about the new players
Coming up, and this ball tampering thing brings that on
Because they do wrong and we get new players
Yobbos say we can’t cheer for the new ones we should just cheer for best ones
But I think that is just not cricket
Ya know people have fun taking their sons and daughters to the cricket watching players come of age but yobbos boycott the
Cricket because a few players get suspended for wrong doing
And that is just not cricket
Just not cricket mate at all
And people should realise that players stuff up and there is nothing wrong with supporting the cricket like it was a shame that the prime ministers XI only got 1000 to go to the game and if it is only because of the players out for ball tampering
That isn’t what I call cricket at all, no, I say support the cricket
Go to the one dayers, and tests and big bash and other styles
And support the teams rather than the idiots who spoiled the game for the rest of them

Bah humbug is what you hear in
My dad
He was going go on off with you
But I heard him going bah
So I went bah bah black sheep
Have you any wool
Yes sir yes sir three bags full
Bah humbug I know dad isn’t Scrooge
Bah humbug is what I heard from him
He was in the lounge room smoking cigarettes saying go on
Off with you
I was hearing bah as if he was a Scrooge
It was hard to hear why he said it but then it finally hit me
I might have been a bit abusive toward him yeah I was indeed
He went go on off with you bah humbug came to me
I went bah bah black sheep have you any wool
Yes sir I have sir three bags full
Go on he was saying like the old fogie that he was, go on off with you is what he actually said
I treated dad like Scrooge when he disciplined me at Christmas
I said be nice be calm it’s Christmas don’t be the old Scrooge because I am a cool person and I can’t understand
Why he went bah to me
It drove me round the bend
I said bah bah black sheep have you any wool yes sir of course sir three bags full
Don’t yell at me dad it’s Christmas treat me with respect
I know mate I am trying mate
Go on off with you bah humbug
Oh yeah that might be what he said but I heard bah as if to say
Bah bah black sheep have you got a woman’s kid
One opinion two opinion
Shove em up the ***
Bah I heard from dad but he said go on off with you well
I like to think that he was Scrooge reformed but you can’t tell family this
I will always hear dad say bah
Go on off with you

once upon a time

when all of your parents weren't even born
there was a man named eddie spaghetti
who loved to travel the world
and he didn't have planes of helicopters
or even private jets, no, he only had
this red and white sailing yacht
which he called, swannie
and he loved swannie a lot
he would start sailing around
south america, and the west indies
where he wanted to start this journey
and then into central america where
he had a bit of fun, yeah, he had fun
then right up the coastline of san diego
and los angeles and san francisco
and yes, he was having a few hiccups
but he did it well by going past canada
and alaska sailing very well, enjoying
the ride, after that he sailed down the coastline
of russia, and then down toward japan and then
into china and screamed hello to some of the locals
then over to the phillipines and then down to malaysia
and after that he had a few of indias finest curries
you see, he hadn't crossed the equator yet, but it was coming
closer to him as he was heading over to africa and saudi arabia but he was very scared of the equator as he thinks time
will make him lose his boat, and we all know it won't, it is just a time zone, he will enter tomorrow, and he didn't want to become a tomorrow person, so he stopped in somalia and became one of them till he figured out how he was going to become a tomorrow person, so he parked his yacht in the dock and started to explore, he met a lot of nice people
and he said his name was GOD, which he knows is using the lords name in vane, and this poor kid named chico befriended him, believing he was the real god, but he was only 7, and his parents never believed that GOD, could be heard but not seen
and they said to chico, don't hang with him, he is a stranger to us, and you know we never talk to strangers, but chico who never wanted to upset his folks, decided to see GOD anyway
because he was not from these parts, but then the men from over the hill thought he was an intruder and took him prisoner,
chico said, this is GOD, and they didn't believe him either because GOD is a spiritual being of heaven, not a man and they said, let's chop his head off, but eddie said please believe me, i am not GOD, i am a sailor from south america
i wouldn't have come here if i wasn't scared to cross the equator toward the land of tomorrow and when he said where
he has been already, the king said, lead us to your boat, there
is no problem with entering tomorrow and as they all headed
toward the boat eddie was chucked into the ocean rock cave
after he handed them the key and this little red and white sailboat named swannie had disappeared into the land of tomorrow without eddie and being GOD, he went to chico
and said my name is eddie spaghetti and i lost my boat, i am too scared of entering tomorrow and suddenly his parents who were listening took him in and got very close, and eddie lived there for 3 years and on his fishing trip with chico and his dad, he saw swannie washed up on the shore and he said, tomorrowland is not for me and said goodbye to chico and his family and went back to south america the way he came and perished off the shore of japan, never to be seen again, and swannie, was rebuilt to sit on a beach in Japan and kids played on it, and they still played on it on this very day,
the end

I can smell the flowers
On this nice spring day
I used to smell smokes and food
But now I can smell the flowers
It is great to be losing weight
You know, I lost 7 kg since the last time, I am losing weight
All the time
It makes it easier for me to
Smell the nice flowers
I love that smell better than the smell of drowning ***** or Coca Cola, no I still feel like partying but I can smell the flowers better now
Each flower I smell mate
Drifts me away from my
Mental illness voices
And as I do my exercises outside I can feel the touch of nature
Because I can smell the flowers easier it is a lovely smell indeed
I love flowers they are very nice
And beautiful and I am starting to feel fresher and smell fresh things
There is nothing more to life
Than beautiful flowers
Taking over your sense of smell
I know I will do my exercise good
Especially if I keep the lovely
Sensation of smelling flowers
In this lovely month of spring
Better than pizza or nachos or others
Yeah smelling the flowers is the best yet

Briano Alliano performing a west coast eagles party on Saturn

Hi welcome to Saturn and tonight I will celebrate the west coast eagles winning the 2018 premiership with our first song
West coast Macarena

You see the mighty west coast eagles
They won and they are mighty
They looked like they’ll lose it
But they kept fighting and pushed it
Each player played well
They go back to Perth with the cup yeah
Yeah party all night all ****** night go the mighty eagles
1 2 3 4 go the mighty eagles
Keep the fight up till the final siren
It is all worth it as we lift the cup
Go the west coast eagles
Then the fun began they started
Bringing our team to the stage
After barnsy
Everybody was cheering
Saying go the mighty eagles
1 2 3 4 go the mighty eagles
Yes we won the cup
And boy are we happy
We are planning to get drunk all flaming night
Go the mighty eagles

And now here is the next song
Clap for eagles

3 6 9 the eagles are fine
We just won the cup
And we feel divine
The crowd at the mcg were happy mate
Can’t wait to get back to Perth
To see the crowd that couldn’t make it yeah
We put our hands up and lift our voice and cheer
Everybody joins us when we say
3 6 9 go the eagles tonight
The cup is ours all through our lives

And now here is the west coast victory song
We won we won we won
The mighty west coast eagles
The cup the cup is ours
Yes we are celebrating
You see we are the best mate
Winning is our friend
We never ever gave up
Right to the very end
Go eagles go eagles go eagles go
Winning the cup means everything to us our gracious team
You see we are fighters
And we are bad and mean
Never giving up and
We got the prize
Yes, we were keen
Go eagles go eagles go eagles go
The cup is ours
Go the mighty eagles
Till the day is done

This is a cheer I had in the past with the eagles

We are the eagles the west coast eagles
We the ones who will win this game
Each goal we score
Will be a blessing dude
Yes we will win this game
You see mate the cup is ours
And mate it was a bit of a fight
We are the eagles the west coast eagles
We are the winners of 2018
Go the mighty eagles yeah
Every single day go west coast eagles

The next cheering song says this

They never thought we would fail it no the eagles are the best the 2018 season is over yeah
And the eagles come up the best the eagles had their heartaches at the start oh yeah
But they kept on fighting and
We won it yeseree
At the end we cheered for them
And the supporters are cheering in Perth saying go the mighty eagles yes we are so great
Now we are coming home
And we are expecting an almighty roar go the eagles
The west coast eagles
Yes we won and we are happy

The Canberra moon festival 2018

Hi my name is Johnny brown and we had just seen a great performance on stage with a lady who does great things with a hoop and I can tell you watching it from here was absolutely amazing and I can tell you, dudes it was fantastic
And now Lucy sugerman is about to perform for us and mate, it is going to be so radical dudes, and there is going to be a great parade at 3-00 and yes it is going to be cool, and you can make lanterns as well, well that is going to be cool for everyone and now here’s Lucy with her music
Johnny’. Wasn’t Lucy fantastic
I really liked the songs she sang
And some songs that really struck our hearts, she is a fantastically talented girl and I especially liked when she sang candle in the wind, in which she sang when she was doing her live shows and it sounded really beautiful, she will be judging the talent show here at the moon festival tomorrow and rob jarrah is coming out to sing his great single called fire in me and I can guarantee he will blow everyone away with his great voice
And yes, he did blow the crowd away and now we have the ANU
K-pop club doing their dance moves for us, and boy are they the fittest individuals you have ever seen and yes, well they are displaying all the right moves
Getting into the party spirit here at the Canberra moon festival this is really cool, dudes and dudettes don’t you think and as they swing their hips and thighs
You just sit back and enjoy the music they dance to, this is really cool, hey
Yeah the ANU k pop club was really good to watch and mate
I really was tapping my foot to some of the best dance music around and they make dancing to it, so easy and well we have only 1 hour and 10 minutes from the great parade, and I think it will be cool and coming on the stage now looks like a variety of different instruments and I wonder what music they’ll play
Well, we just have to wait and see, I will try to catch the groups name, I am sure they will blow us away I just found out that the next act is the ANU Chinese classical music ensemble and I think they will be showing some great sounds for us
Yes, I thought the ANU Chinese classical music ensemble was excellent and very very cool and now as they leave the stage and the next group is the belly dancing group called bellyup
And we will see them wriggle their bellies to great Chinese music and they are cool, let’s get apart of it, well it is easy just tap your foot
Those were great belly dancers weren’t they and mate I will wanna join them on stage and yes they will blow us away and now here is a song from two students from mulwaree high school in Goulburn and mate the harmonies which are coming out of their mouths are really cool dudes
They were great and now it is the kids turn with the Australiasian school of contemplirary Chinese and these kids have a great deal of talent, they are letting their little voices become the better of all of them, and their music are radical dude and as they leave the stage, the next group are playing the beautiful sound of the flute and yes it sounds really cool, yes let’s get ready for a party dude
The flute sounded so great and the kids were very cool, even if I must say so myself and the parade starts soon starting with the dragon dance
And wasn’t that a fantastic dragon dance, they used a lot of force to shake it up, and I liked that a lot and there is a fantastic jiving dancing bunny dancing around and he surely was showing off the right dance moves, and VIP is over and we aren’t very long away the big party, the music is going to so radical dude and mate, if any of you have seen my Facebook page you will see the jiving bunny as well as the dancing dragon, it was really cool
And now we are sitting here listening to this great band rehearse and get the sound right for their performance tonight, this is going to be a great evening at epic and as the venue is the true part of the atmosphere (epic) and they have moved the VIP seating so people who feel like it could come in and party this evening and this is going to be a cool evening dudes right through to 10-00 pm tonight LET’S PARTY
As we are waiting for more performances here is a Canberra moon festival poem
We are a cheering
For the people on the stage
As well as the dragon dance
That is pretty cool
And the people on the rides
Yes they are having fun
And smooth ops rehearsing all
Their music oh yeah that is cool
Yes we are getting with it
Every single day
Party from start party from finish yeah that makes me radical dude
There are also talks on stage
From different but interesting people
Oh yeah and let’s not forget
The jiving bunny yeah he is pretty cool
And the pony and horse rides
Yes the kids love that lots
They go for a ride through the
Amusements yeah that is pretty ace
Ace ace we’re from space
And we party from the start
Till we do a ****
To prove this will be the best

And now we are watching a video on the Asian language
And yes they are telling you about how important it is to learn
Yes, this is going to be one hell of a party, don’t ya think
It was a really cool martial arts display and I thought it was pretty cool, kids and teenagers kicking each other around
And yes, it is pretty radical
The way they break the piece of wood, yeah that is really radical dude and they are going to have more belly dancing soon and yes mate I am looking forward to seeing what that is about
The belly dancing had started and some of the younger folk are coming up to try their hands on a bit of belly dancing and we are seeing everyone even the organisers or volunteers doing a bit of belly dancing it looks like people are going back to the 70s with their belly dancing skills how cool is this and some kids are learning the different styles of belly dancing and one kid made a frog lantern, pretty cool, the music is sounding great and his voice is starting to say I am a lovely lively singer
And I am cool too, yes rob jarrah
is cool and his voice is too die for and mate everyone is gathering in the area for the big party later on, mate rob has a great voice entertaining us till the main concert begins
Rob was great, his voice really expresses himself and now ANU Korean pop comes into the stage to perform some very interesting dance moves and mate they will get this party started for us tonight and they probably have been rehearsing for months to get this dance routine right, let’s get this party started
ANU k pop were ever so cool, as they move all parts of their bodies and they look ever so fit and now here is the Australian school of contempary Chinese again with some kids dancing for us and they look very fit as they are throwing their arms and how they are showing good movement yes, they are cool
And then a guitar solo and a vocalist come out to display their talents and I am sure they will be cool
I thought he sang nicely and now Micah absalum and Bryn wood and they sing for us a beautiful ballad and there is a lot of meaning in this song
And they sounded so radical as they sang it with so much meaning in it and now a ballet number which in her movement she is expressing herself as a positive and compassionate person
We have been seeing more dancers who were really cool and now there is a great young pianist named grace gee and her voice is to die for, ballads are the sound for today but dance has been coming up a close second and grace gee is good on the guitar as well, pretty awesome stuff as she sings one of her own songs which sounds great
The lights went out when Wednesday moon was juggling to lit up rings and it looked really awesome and it lasted for 2 minutes, then they had some great dance routines as well as
Some belly dancers who really shaked their bellies right and then after that they had a belly dance dance off and the winner won $30 gift voucher and she had an absolute ball it was awesome and now it is smooth ops to keep the party rolling awesome dudes
And the party is great
Smooth ops are rolling hits from John Farnham Aretha Franklin
Rip and ac/dc and abba and a bit of uptown funk you up and keeping the party rolling with a bit of the Jackson five and Tina turner’s nut bush city limits and mate this band smooth ops a fucken awesome and they are radical as well and I am well into the party spirit dancing away to these great songs, I hope the second half is just as awesome dudes and a few other oldies as well and then smooth ops came back on the stage and blew the crowd away with great music like it’s raining men and madonna’s cherish and like a prayer and a few of the hip songs that are hitting the charts now and then they played Kylie’s spinning around and thendomino and I will survive and living on a prayer which was the finish of it, it all was pretty radical dude and I can just say
With all this music and fun we had tonight, everybody was in a party mood, there were a man dancing as well as his son yeah that was so cool and now we will say party party party
Till the very end bit

My dad is singing the song he used to sing with my brother
In Dublin’s fair city, where the girls are so pretty I first set my eyes on sweet molly Malone
She wheeled her wheelbarrow
Through streets broad and narrow cockles and muscles
Oh yeah my dad sang that
My brother liked that song
When he sang it with dad
I liked to hear those songs they sang it was nice and sweet oh yeah it was, and I liked that song as well, you see the song was old but it was a goodie and yeah it was cool, very good words as dad is trying to remind me of how the song went, because mate, dad really tried to be a good family person, which is what I am being right now dad played a lot of songs
And he made them sound so happy, I liked his voice singing it because he was cool like Boris Pickett and as the years counted down before he died
Dad was drifting away from me
But I still wanted to feel his love
Oh yes I do
Oh yeah little young dude in Dublin’s fair city and I enjoyed myself so coolly golly miss Molly
Oh yeah it was cool
Dad sang that song because me and my brother both enjoyed it, wheeling the wheelbarrow to party down the club as I was listening to the bar stories I remembered my brother and dad and now I watch vlogs, to make me less lonely because being on my own can’t be fun
So I watch it nightly and I feel really cool yeah, cockles and muscles alive oh oh oh oh

I don’t know why I am waking up tired I only know I am
I go to bed with so much energy
But when I wake up I can’t
It is hard to get up
My eyes are dim
It is a hard thing but I have no idea
I don’t know why I am waking up tired I only know I am
I wake up and my energy level
Is bad and I feel like passing out
But then when I have my breakfast my energy has returned
It is only the thing when I wake up I feel tired and I have no idea why
I just know that I am waking up tired my body doesn’t know why
You see I have no energy I do my exercises but why do I wake up tired
Why don’t I go to bed tired and wake up refreshed
That is how it is supposed to be
You see I have no idea why I am waking up tired I only know I am
The medication makes me to lazy to get up
I have no idea why
I get up eventually and have my breakfast and it sure goes away
I feel fit I can do many things
Yes I might have woken up tired
But soon it goes away
I feel refreshed but still I have that tiredness in me that makes me feel so pooped
You see it is hard when you wake up tired you feel like staying in bed
And the medication stays in your head making you feel so tired I have no idea why I am waking up tired
I just know I do
And yes I want to get up at 6 but I get later still
Maybe it is party in my dreams of drinking methane smoothies
And a nice cold beer as well
Yes oh yes I want to feel refreshed but I know I know. I know I wake up tired

I was a really cool kid
I wasn’t getting teased bullied or fought
I was just a cool kid to the men
Oh yeah a really cool kid
I did farts, people said I was a child
I said yes I am a kid a really really really cool kid
They thought I was a tad dumb
I never knew where my meals were coming from
I was just a tad dumb
I was a really cool kid
I wasn’t getting teased or bullied or fought
I was way to smart for that
Yes I am a really cool kid
I went to pubs to dance with the chicks
And when I drank I was a lunatic
But everyone liked me in there
You see I had my fair share of problems when people yelled at me because I was cool I was a really cool kid
I was a really cool kid
I have never gotten teased or bullied or fought
Never never never a cool kid to a fight
I just wanted to be cool
I ain’t a gay no no
People get the wrong impression that I like men
I prefer to just drink with the men
And if I have *** it will be with the ladies
I am a really cool kid
People used to say what are you looking at Turk they just were being nice to me
Thinking that is what I really want
I am a really cool kid
I am a really cool kid
I will never get teased bullied or fought
I just will get mucked with oh yeah
As I party on
As I party on, dudes

Party going down
Right to the ground
You see we are getting really heavy
Driving a real classy chevvy
Get down to the music
Enough to wanna party
Yes and we say yeah we are cool
Cool man eat my shorts
You see in this day and age
We party and we party
From start to ****** finish
Listening to Alice cooper on the YouTube stream
Yes he sounds real cool
Oh yes he is
He wears his cool outfits
And he sings cool songs
He converted to being a Christian
Well Buddhism is the best
And partying is even better mate
How’s it going hows it going
How are you going mate
We long and we suffer together
As two peas in a pod
We look like hooligans
We look like teenagers
Who is cooler and who is smart party right to the end and say
Party party party

We’ve got matching bands
And cheer squad girls
At the parade today
Being cool like you will
Yes that sounds so divine
Lovely flags and lovely songs
Yes I think that is cool
People dressed up as pizzas
Rocking around the clock
Big pink balloons shaped like
A little heart
I wish I belonged to Simpson’s
As a brother of Bart
People with groovy umbrellas
And people with wings as well
I like the dudes in wheelchairs
They really know their stuff wave wave wave your flag
And show it to all of the world the luck of the Irish
The best of Britain
And yes there is the raddest dude around in their little masks
Walking like a stork
Go the might of the cheer girls
Be cool and be rad
This parade is not all so ****** bad
Come on dudes let’s party
From start to finish

She is looking at me
Oh looking at me
She really is a looking at me
You see I am messed up
I really love the sea
She really is looking at me
It is a technology thing
The itch in my brain
But I really don’t like her
Looking at me
I hate it I hate it it is bad
I find it completely rather sad
Stop looking at me ya fucken ******
I will play monopoly and I will be the banker
You see she’s looking at me
Looking at me
She really is looking at me
I am messed up it is a technology thing
She really is a looking at me
People going to hospital
To fix their bodies
Really hard to see someone yelling
She is looking at me
Looking at me
I wish she will stop mate
Looking at me
Watching movies is so great
I find it cool don’t you mate
Stop looking at me squirt
Stop now

Your a rich ****
A big big rich ****
And everybody knows except for you
You never care for the poor
You never want the poor to have fun
You just ride your bike up manly beach looking like a real snob
And you leave your kids money
What about us
Hey rich ****
Are you listening rich ****
You want big banks to get all the money and none for us
You see you don’t care
For the little guys you rich ****
You give every rich man tax cuts
And high superannuation payments and take the poor‘ away
Your a rich ****
When you are dead mr rich ****
I will never mourn you when you are dead
It will be time for celebration
Of a great big rich ****
I know there are a lot of people
Who like you but I don’t
And I want you to get away from my life
Because you are a rich ****
A big rich ****
You see you wouldn’t care about how poor people suffer
And that is what you do
I really want you
To listen to us and make us feel needed mate well, not you
Never you you don’t care
If we haven’t got money to live
Just as long as your family are fine, that is all that matters
Hey rich ****
Mr big rich ****
You created homeless people
And if they complain you don’t care
You are a rich ****
A big fat rich ****
While we do our art being
Proper role models
You look at the stocks
So you can go on a holiday
And forget about us
We need to pay our bills mate
You get to see the business world
So you can say
I am up there with the rich ***** having fun

Barry and Ashley and Leslie
Performing on Jupiter moon
Singing waltzing Matilda waltzing Matilda you’ll come a waltzing Matilda with me
And flea, flea fly, flea fly flo
Vister, coolabah coolabah coolabah vista
Oh no no no not the vista
And we are the bad and mean green machine Ashley liked league and hated Aussie rules
He said why do you like Aussie rules league is much better
And Leslie one day organised a church play which I participated in despite me being a Buddhist
I found it fun though and I used to sit at the mall and Leslie talked to me there, making me feel like I have adult friends
Ashley said I had a good imagination when he was reading my poetry
The band played waltzing Matilda as the war was on back then
We still have a war like when people disagree with us
Yes that seems so bad
Barry joined my bowling league as another helper and Leslie came to my play in 2003 to watch it with the ladies from Vinnies and Ashley was a regular customer at the kaleen swimming pool when I went there each Wednesday and I always said hello to him and I joked with him and he joked with me it is sad that they all a no longer around because they each made me happy
Waltzing Matilda waltzing Matilda you’ll come a waltzing Matilda with me
We sang and we threw that jumbuck in that tucker bag
You’ll come a waltzing Matilda with me
And Barry gave me an Apple computer to get me up with the joneses and make me really enjoy the internet, ya know
I was hopeless at the computer once but now I know how to use it
Now we are singing all these numbers like world of our own
And Georgy girl and many many more death happens but it is great to know we come back to life performing at this cosmic concert stage on Jupiter showing that death can be fun and uplifting knowing we will come back
So Barry Ashley and Leslie
Thank you for making me feel like a normal person when I went out

I would like to cuddle a beautiful bub and a beautiful Bub if that
Very cute and he smiles at me
Yes that sounds real cool
Yes he smiles real cute
Babies are cute oh yeah
I say cute adorable bub
You see when they grow up
They do a lot of things
Like drama and choirs and playing sport
But right now yeah now
They are beautiful bubs
And very very sweet
Yeah babies are cute
Wearing their little onesies
And nappies full of ****
And they cry out happy sounds
And you say don’t be sad little bub the world isn’t too bad
And then little bub cries and cries very happy sounds
But sometimes you can’t tell how happy they are
Don’t cry baby
Don’t lose your head
I do love you from the feet to your head
If you keep crying I will put
You to bed cute little bub

Performing on Saturn

Hi dudes and dudettes
Welcome to Saturn club rings and today we are playing poems and songs that will make you feel really cool
The first song is the west coast eagles victory song
We are the eagles
The west coast eagles
We are the ones who won that game
You see we have the power
To win the big game
Go the eagles who are one win away
You see with the eagles
The west coast eagles
Yes we are powerful
End tonight we will be in the club
To sink down a few cleansing ales

Yes that was a cool song and now here is our second song which is called hey dude what are you on about
You see when I was a partying
In the cold of this city
I see people trying to get me in
To their little gang oh yeah
I told them I didn’t wanna be in their gang but they said you are joining us oh yeah
I tried to wriggle out of it
It isn’t what I am into, no
Because I am into partying in a different way
Then these thugs came up to me
And said these little words
Hey dude, what are you on about
Then I went to the football club
To watch the very important match yes that makes me feel so divine
And my dad said yes your majesty when I told him what to do is was as if I didn’t know what to do
You see back then when I was a hooligan a ***** rotten hooligan
I found it hard to think what the **** was going on
Then these dudes said to me
Hey dude what is going on
Partying in the club is cool
And they really break no flaming rule you see god isn’t up there anymore because the bible was absolute ******* when they tell you everything that is in it
Hey dude what is going on

Thank you and that was a great song and our next song is yes your majesty
You see when I was young I told my family to say what I wanted them to say
Like you say heavy metal is cool
You say Martin Luther king had a dream
You say who is going to win the footy
You say you say you say
Dad goes yes your majesty in a very posh way
Yes your majesty after I say you say
Yes it is cool in many ways
Dad goes yes your majesty
Every fucken day
After I say you say
I told him, no I am not the queen
And I am no king either
I just want you to say
That I am the best
Just say west coast are the best well, dad just said yes your majesty yes you flaming majesty after I say you say
Yes your majesty every single day

That was a good song and now it is time to party with me
We drink taquila and bourbon yeah
We drink beer and wine for you
We get high on mariguana as well as *******
Yes it is time to party oh yeah we say
You say party time is here
Yes your majesty
You say get down and boogie
Yes your majesty
You see you can see me in my party clothes
Yes and my nanna is having a doze
Drinking beer to past time
I say fun you say cool
Yes your majesty I say what I want
I am a tool and a ****
Who loved life every day
Party party party mate
Party with a how’s it going mate
Get down with a bit of methane
Yeah mate yeah time to play

What a song and now here is winning the final

It is mighty hard to win a final
Especially when both teams want to be there
And the crowd yell out forever
Yeah mate yeah
When I get up this morning.
I will watch the Canberra afl grand final
Who the ******* will win
Well it will be close and it will be fun
How many people will turn up
It will be hard for both teams
Cause winning this grand final
Is what each team wants to do
Gets out there to score a goal
Goal goal a pretty good goal
And west coast are one win away of a grand final after coming back on Collingwood
With the McGuire family cheering on the pies but when west coast won yippee I ay
It was a shame that the swans are no more this year but Sydney still has a representative
There let’s hope they win
Go the demons beat the hawks
Don’t move don’t you dare squawk it will be hard oh hard to win that match so just get your ticket yes mate, clear the pickets welcome to Australia Britain or France going to this party in just my underpants
And you feel pretty cool as your favourite team wins the all important final oh yeah

Goodbye, time to go must get up to watch the Canberra afl
Go ainslie