My friend is negative now
But his next life is not going to be negative
Even if he might not want to do anything
He will be doing something
He can’t expect a more perfect life
If he kills himself
Because I find it is totally stupid
To hang around a negative **** like that
No he is going to be great
He will be positive
He will have friends
He will do things he doesn’t want to do in this life
If he lives in New York
Even if he doesn’t want to
He will attempt to go on Broadway
And perform great
He will be the star of his city
If he lives in London
He will be a part of London city voices
And the New Year’s Day parade
If he lives in Amsterdam
He will be doing things like
Performances at school
Like concerts and choirs and plays
He will be doing theatre
To make him positive mate
I can’t do this in this life for him
But there is no way he is going to be LAZY
Even if he lives in the USA
He will try baseball
Even if his negative life finds it boring
If he lives in Australia
He will try AFL even if his negative life
Doesn’t like it
I would like him to live in New York
But there is no way his negative life
Will have a say what he does
He will try broadway
He will try baseball
He will try church
He will try basketball
He will try ice hockey
He will try water polo
Maybe an Olympic position could happen for him
I want the day he dies to be the end of his negative soul leaving
You will live with your family
I will make sure you are in a loving family
And a family that realises your next life’s full potential
If you get asked to perform in a parade you will do it and ignore your last life’s negative mind even if he hated that city
Because I don’t want this negative life to die to be a cat
No he needs to learn people are nice to each other
And yes make his next life’s family
Keep him away from the news
The source of his negativity
Help make his life good till he dies
To come back to be more positive

You see when I told my trainer that I was on drugs,well that is what he thought and what I was saying is
That if you feel like taking drugs
You write the problem in your brain out of you as opposed to taking them
Because taking drugs is wrong
You see I want to work
So I must take the negative energy from my brain and be positive about
Getting work
I must talk about working the 8 hour week and try and negotiate with the boss and if o can’t do that I negotiate with the people I see on the days where they want me to work
You see I don’t want to give up my art
And I don’t want to give up bowling
And I don’t want to tell him
That I am writing my problems out of me especially if I want them to help me find work
I need to answer the questions good
And professionally especially if I want to go to the next step in my life
I have to make myself look respectable
And I have to look well-groomed
I can’t slurl my speech
I need to be heard
I ain’t really into being like that
Well, I want to look nice
But if the job is a cleaner or a gardener I can’t see the point
But I don’t really want to be a gardener just a cleaner or bus boy
I do want to work
And I want to tell them I do art
But not if people are forcing me to
Sell it for profit at a low paid booth
No I do want to hold a solo exhibition
Where if I sold something it’ll be cool
But not at trash and treasure
My art is not my trash
I want to make good money for them
If I are to get rid of them
I have to be professional when I talk to the personnel group
Because I want to work

I am getting anxious
But that is because I think
The medication will completely
Cure me but I have adult feelings
I have worries
I have qualities
But my head is starting to open
And let our the slow me
The old and grey me
The mr who hates life
Is heading straight out the door
I know people here me seeing Daniel
But we have history together
We used to go to
Brumbies matches
Playing pool at the lighthouse Belconnen
Going to a university music festival
Sure Daniel walked in and out
While I danced to the groovy music
We went to the rainbow together
In fact we met there
He wanted me to go the circus
When I wasn’t really that interested
But I enjoyed doing that with him
We went to batemans bay
I bought an ice cream
He complained about a man
Who wore a hat like Garth brooks
We watched the Melbourne comedy festival together and we laughed
It was funny
We watched californicstion it was weird
We cooked pizza together
As well as order a pizza together
We watched sport
And he winged because they were changing the score of the opposition
We talked before I went to bed
He stayed on the internet all night
Checking the soccer scores
He watched the fa cup
UEFA cup and champions league
He tried to make his team win
Even if his team played my team
It was anxiety but I need to take my meds to go to the next phase of my life

Come on Daniel
Come on Daniel
Why aren’t you answering your phone
Please Buddha let me know
Why Daniel isn’t answering his phone
It isn’t going to voicemail like usual
It just stops like he is deceased or something
What the **** is going on Daniel
Are you alright
I know you have problems
But why aren’t you answering your phone
I don’t know if your dead or alive
I am sitting listening to hip hop
Thinking about your past
If you are deceased I want closure
If you are alive why aren’t to fucken answering your phone
You just stopped calling suddenly
Is Daniel alright
My head is muddled
My head feels weird
So why Daniel why Daniel
Aren’t you answering your phone
I know you say that the liberals
Are playing with your phone
But normally it doesn’t do this
Why oh why Daniel
Aren’t you answering your phone
Come on Daniel
Come on Daniel
Are you dead
Are you alive
Are you in the psych ward
Or are you in hospital
I said Daniel
I said Daniel
Why aren’t you answering your phone
It has been fun talking to you
I don’t agree with everything you say
But it has been fun
It would be a terrible world
If we all liked the same thing
Daniel Daniel
Just answer your phone
I have given up ringing you
But I still am thinking of you
I ain’t gay but I still want you
To be ok
Daniel Daniel
What is wrong

I have a friend named Daniel
He is a bit negative but
That is because his family
Treat him like ****
Daniel was born in 1979
Over ten years after me
After his last life which was
Soccer player from Italy
The players name was renarto curi
You see when Daniel was a baby
His family turned the soccer off
Daniel cried really loudly
Till they turned it back on
Daniel has always been good at soccer
Despite him being mentally ill
He played soccer for a lot of clubs
As well as kicking the ball with mates
He says he can control soccer
And other sports as well
But that was renarto curi’s spirit
Getting into his body
You see in the 1950s renarto curi
Was just a little kid
About the same time as my past life
Graeme Thorne and when renarto died he wanted to meet that poor kid
Who was thrown to the sharks
But renarto curi has to
Put up with somebody who says
He is the messiah
But that is because of his ****** life
And ****** family that goes with it
I want renarto curi to make sure
That Daniel who is dying doesn’t have those powers in his next life
Yes Daniel needs to be positive
Not the negative **** he could be

It’s my life
My life
My life
It’s my life
Don’t tell me lies
I don’t want you to boss me around
******* *******
I want to celebrate Christmas
Easter and hallo ballo ween
Yes it is cool oh yeah it is
Party on dude
Don’t knock me down
Me down
Me down
Jesus Christ our lord
Is the soul you must pray to oh yeah
If you want to be happy oh yeah mate yeah
Party
Party
Party
At the club spread the virus
Why don’t they party at home
With their own families oh yeah mate yeah
Party on dudes
We must find a way to party yeah
And every day I will wish you a happy day
Celebrate my life with me
Please don’t boss me around

Come on
Come on
Come on parramatta
Come on
Come on
Come on parramatta
Come on parra you need to win this match for me oh yeah
Just beat the knights in their home oh yeah
Come on
Come on
Come on parramatta
Come on
Come on
Come on parramatta
Come on parra we must win
Or I will ****** spew
Go the eels show the knights who’s boss
We must win this match
To keep on the top place
But if we lose we will be under pressure
Come on parramatta we must beat the knights today
Oh yeah if we don’t I will spew away

When I say I am positive
I don’t mean to covid
But I really don’t know that
I mean I love life
But I could have Covid
But really it would be so awful yeah
I dream of playing concerts in the sky
And I don’t want people to give
The virus to me
Cause I want to be positive
In a loving life kind of way
Not not not to covid oh no
I want to live my life
Talking to my friends
Giving high fives oh yeah
But because of covid 19
You can’t do that
It could drive you fucken insane
I don’t like this virus
Cause it ***** up footy
I don’t like this virus
Cause you can’t watch movies
If you were out of work
Before it came
You have buckleys of ever getting
A job right now
Especially if you ain’t young oh yeah
And you have no chance of being
In an essential service job
When I say I am positive
I don’t mean to covid
At least that it is I hope I hope I hope not
I prefer to be positive in loving life
I am glad that movies and theatre
Is online but you still have to pay
Oh yeah you pay
You can watch concerts and footy games
Having fun guessing players names
If you are old and you can’t go to church
You have to stay home and pray pray pray
To keep being positive
But not to covid
Oh yeah you need to be careful
If you party at all
You have to do it on your computer
At home
And if you are singing loudly
Your neighbours will be upset
So you say to them
Fucken live your life
We can’t party in our clubs
Or festivals so let us party at home
It shows that I am positive
But not to covid
Even if I am it won’t **** me
Well I hope I am right
I won’t go at it without a fight
I haven’t got covid yet
But I can assure you mate
It won’t silence me
Nothing can silence me

Wash your hands wash your hands
Wash your hands
Get rid of the coronavirus
Get rid get rid of it now
Make sure we wash our hands
Use hand soap
And hand sanitizer
As we work our way
Of beating coronavirus
Wash your hands wash your hands
Wash your hands
And keep your house ****** clean
You see it is hard to beat this bug
And we need to not do high fives
Or shaking hands in the clubs
There is no dancing or social distancing no
Because if we do we will catch it
The coronavirus is made by the evil trapper so the way to stop is to
Wash your hands wash your hands wash your hands
And stop trapper from winning
Enjoy the sports and tv shows
Relax and have fun yeah
Just just just
Wash your hands ya mug
To stop Corona

****** oathe ****** oathe
That I am a man
I love life just like a really cool man
I don’t do bad stuff cause that is
For the kids
I am a cool man
****** oathe ****** oathe
I am a man cool oh cool
I am a man
The coolest man in Canberra
Might even be Australia
****** oathe I am a really cool man
Loving life footy etc
Really makes me happy
Loving family life and family shows
Really really neat
Yes that is so cool
****** oathe I am a man
Who loves the footy no matter who is playing and watching other cool sports really makes me cheer
****** oathe mate I am a man
The coolest in Australia
And Canberra too
I have memories of me partying on the dance floor in the club
Yes I am a family man
I will watch the voice to see the up and coming stars pounding out their songs
To win big money and a recording contract
I don’t get drunk no more
But I am still a cool man
I get high on life
As I get older and as I have fun
I hate people committing crimes
Because it is quite bad
But I say mate ****** oathe I am a man
Keep your nonsense out of my life
I am a family man who loves life
I will enjoy partying at home on a Saturday night
But if somebody wants me too
I will go to a family event
Where everybody parties
****** oathe ****** oathe
I am a cool man

I hate adults throwing tantrums like children
If they ask you to wear a mask
Because it protects other people
From Corona wear it
Even if it violates your adult
Because if you throw a tantrum
In any way you are a child
Even if you feel you are speaking up for yourself you are still throwing a tantrum
And that makes you like a little child
A little baby child
I know these are tough times
But I feel we must follow the rules
Because I am an adult
Like my mate Daniel threw tantrums
With his mum because she watched the news on prime7 when he wanted to watch the news on channel nine
And that is throwing a tantrum like a child a little spoilt child
Daniel is a child
He wasn’t standing up for himself
He was just a little spoilt child
Kicking his sister out on her ***
When she was just wanting to be with him
I understand he wants to be on his own so he can watch the sport
But instead of throwing a tantrum like a spoilt kid he should negotiate like an adult, but Daniel is a child of the world
Anyone who uses violence to stand up for themselves is alright
But throwing groceries on the floor because they don’t want to wear a mask is throwing a childish tantrum
Yes we are living in a world full of Daniels
Daniel is a scared weak as **** little boy, lost in the world of men and women
He doesn’t want to grow up
He doesn’t want to work
He just wants people to help him
Like a spoilt little child
So Athena please find a vaccine for coronavirus NOW

Ahh push the
Push the hooligan out of my feet
Push the hooligan out oh my hands
And get rid of my evil past
Ahh push the
Push the hooligan out of my head
The part that makes it itchy
C’mon baby baby
Get rid of my shady past
C’mon baby baby
Stop me from doing crime
Keep me out of the psych ward
Where ****** young girls
Are trying to stab you with the plastic
Fork
Where bikies are constantly going to the door yelling at thrscrews
People saying they are Jesus Christ
And elvis and god
Ahh push the
Push each hooligan out of your body
Get rid of the hooligan in your thumbs
As you write this story
Ahh push the
I don’t know why my hooligan is bugging me
I support the Christians
I support the Buddhist’s
I support the homosexualls
I support the homeless
I support the mentally Ill
I support the children
I support the Asians
I support the African Americans
I support everyone
Ahh push the
Push the hooligan out of me
Get rid of my hooligan so I don’t commit crimes sending me to the psych ward
Ahh push the
C’mon baby baby
Push the hooligan out of me
Right now

Barcelona Barcelona
We drew 2-all
Barcelona Barcelona
We rule the world
Barcelona Barcelona
We can’t have crowds
Because of the coronavirus
And people are saying to me
Take my family person away
And give my hooligan back
Make me go to the pubs
Telling corny jokes
Name me go to the shop
To buy my groceries
Make me listen to the radio
To talk back while I sleep
Heating people laugh at me
Thinking they have fooled me
I want my previous lives
To give me power especially
When I get my job
I know when I work I know my duties
And I do them well
I want Albert Waldron and Greene Thorne who are my previous lives
To give me power to conquer any bullies that want to bully me
Wants to tease me
Wants to fight me
I know I was a bad person back then
But I wasn’t as bad as you think
I just wanted to PARTY
And that made me a good positive person

Woolly bully
Oh yeah your a woolly bully
You have to bully bully me
About things I don’t understand
You want me to be your perfect model
And if I don’t want to be one
You don’t care
You say I should go to bed early
So you can muck with the kids
Your a woolly bully
Oh yeah you are a woolly bully
You say you couldn’t see me get married because you thought I was a nerd
You don’t realise what that did to me
You say I should keep my house tidy
Sure if I wasn’t bullied
My house would be cleaner
Than you imagine
But you feel you need to bully me
You
Woolly bully
Oh yeah you woolly bully
You try and make me write poems
To make you happy
And if I said I prefer my own
You will say it is the wrong answer
I don’t know how to say to you
That you are a bully mate
Some people say bullies are cool
But I think they are cowards
Big cowards
I am trying to keep myself out of the psych ward
Because I got bullied in there
But the really bad bullies I find
Are the ones who push discipline in you and not follow discipline themselves
One set of rules for me
And another set of rules for the bully
I am getting old but I still hate bullies
I do go to bed but I don’t want to head there early
You are a woolly bully oh yeah mate
You are a woolly bully cool man eat my shorts
If I don’t have bullies in my life
I could achieve everything I want to be
I can do what I want to make me happy
As opposed to doing what makes other people happy
Believing what could happen does affect my life
They are woolly bullies
Really are woolly bullies
Never saying that I don’t want to be cool saying only kids be cool
But you act cool
No I am an adult and I want to be cool
There is nothing in this world I couldn’t do
But I need to do it my way
Because I need to do what I wanna do
And not what a trainer or old school friend wants me to do
Even if I look happy to them
I won’t be happy deep down
Woolly bully
You are a **** of a woolly bully
Even if you don’t agree with me
You can’t push me into things I don’t want to do deep down
Because that makes you a woolly bully mate

Go the mighty st kilda
We beat the tigers yeah
It was a superb win mate
Against last years premiers
Go the mighty st kilda
Win win win win win
Go saints clap clap clap
Go saints clap clap clap
Go the night of the saints
The tigers tried so hard mate
But st kilda looked too good
There weren’t any people there
But the tigers haven’t won since lockdown
Go the mighty st kilda
We beat those Richmond tigers
Oh when the saints
Go marching in
Oh when the saints go marching in
We won the match against the premiers of 2019
Go the mighty st kilda
We must pile the pressure on
Go the mighty st kilda
Saints saints saints oi oi oi

way back in the 1960s
was a hard time for me
i was kidnapped and thrown to sharks
which made me scared to do some things
i couldn't be a typical Australian
because of the great steve bradley
but i tried to show everyone i loved life
despite of what he did
way back in 1965 my brothers last life bill woodfull died
and he had no reason to come back
he was a famous cricketer and thought he found his peace
but then as he floated around the cosmos looking for his purpose
he noticed that not everyone gets the perfect life he had
he felt bad for greame  thorne
you know being taken away so young
while he was an old man who captained Australia through the body line test, and in 1969, greame thorne became me (brian allan)
and i was loving my new life with my new family
and despite me being thrown to the sharks
i still loved my poppy splashing me with the hose
and in the year of 1971 bill woodfull entered in my family as
my brother (chris allan), and i was excited to have a brother
even if buddha and athena put him in this family to make me
feel great after my tragic time in the 60s
we watched cricket and chris played cricket
and i went to watch him
we had our fights like all brothers do
but the spiritual bond of a old time famous cricketer helping
a fallen child was always there
he played cricket with me even if his friends wanted him to
go over his house and we pretended we had our own cricket teams
my brother remembered don bradman from his previous life
and wanted to be like him
and we had a lot of fun playing backyard cricket you know
real famous cricketers helps kidnapped kids even in spirit
we had a lot of fun together and we tackled each other on the bed
we had our teddy bears and cuddly toys as our families
and we pretended we were fathers to all of our cuddly toys
it was fun
we watched music chart shows and played Aussie rules in the front yard and i used to listen to my brother play his and other peoples music, it was fun and very exciting
we used to get in trouble and i wasn't very normal like i didn't play up that much, but my previous life was scaring me, but that wasn't
my brothers fault, you see if you see a famous sports star helping a kid who has problems, well my brother's previous life did it to my previous life
my brother wrote a song for me and gave it to me on my 40th birthday and i took him to the club for his 40th birthday
and now i am 51 and he will soon be 49, and we had a  lot of fun
seeing it all started as bill woodfull coming in to help out greame thorne, ya know make him love life
my cricketers were
dean massey
joe massey
sam binny
and more including myself

my brothers cricketers were
trinnen
botany
laitlat the fast bowler
and more including himself played as aussie cricketers too
i liked to use peter sleep
my brother liked kim hughes
so greame thorne thanks bill woodfull  for helping him through his next life
brian and chris allan

ommmmmmmmm

farewell to the vines shoe shine guy, david mather

ommmmmmmmm

i used to get into great conversations with him

ommmmmmmmm

and he hated the sound of the song 'when a bloke gets married'
he didn't believe the song existed

ommmmmmmmm

he used to drive me home from the brumbies matches

ommmmmmmmm

he gave me many of his brumbies caps

ommmmmmmmm

it was a good connection with me and stephen and david

ommmmmmmmm

he used to tell me the right way to talk so i could be respected

ommmmmmmmm

it used to be great talking to him at vinnies

ommmmmmmmm

i used to say he would be the shoe shine guy in heaven,
when people entered he would shine their shoes, he said
he didn't want that  though

ommmmmmmmm

give david mather a good send off to his next life

ommmmmmmmm

but it's a shame that his death meant he won't be around post the coronavirus

ommmmmmmmm

but he had an excellent life, though

ommmmmmmmm

he was always ringing the council if they weren't doing their jobs properly like ******* on ovals and council grass that needs mowing

ommmmmmmmm

he used to like good music like eva cassidy and supported damien death on australian idol, i wonder if he liked the voice for the nice singers

ommmmmmmmm

may his next life be really grand

ommmmmmmmm ommmmmmmmm ommmmmmmmm
goodbye to the great shoe shining man named

DAVID MATHER

you see i have this little cool kid
trying to get out,, you see my head is itchy
so is my feet, i could have tinnea
i love the footy, all sorts will do
i hate the coronavirus
stay the f..k at home
i stay off the alcohol
cause it makes me look and act like a hooligan
i stay off the smokes
because people love to tease me
when people tease me
they hassle me for money
steal all my cool stuff
get me to drink beer and throw
the empties on top of the catholic school roof
making me buy a pack of smokes for a 13 y o
because they love to see me get yelled at by the business men
putting dangerous voices in my head
making me do strange things
like **** a cat nd throwing my things over the balcony
forcing me to go to the psych ward, where i get bashed up
i want this horrible teasing to STOP
when i say i am a boy
they say they are better
when i say i am a man
they say they are better
when i want to be an inspirational disabled man
they say they are more ispirational or disabled than me
when i say i am a family person
they say i am a hooligan
PLEASE LET ME BE A FAMILY PERSON
when i get locked up
i show my fresh young legs
i asked my mate to tie me up
he now wants to do it for real
I WAS SICK, MENTALLY SICK, I NEEDED HELP
stop teasing me like this
for, i am cool

my two mates
wanted me to drink with them
on a high school oval
at 1.00 in the morning
but unknown to me
my two mates were treating me
like a hooligan to muck around with late outside at night
teasing the adults who go to bed
even if they stay up late
i prefer to be like those adults
because my two mates
daniel and eddie tried to **** me
my trying to run their car into me
i missed my favourite radio show
the show i listen to in bed
i lay in bed listening to the dudes
charging up their motors in their cars
while i am in bed listening to adelaide radio because i love it
i ran away from daniel and eddie
because they are cowards
like all bullies are

Hi am bimmy jarnes
And I am performing this quarantine concert from my living room with my alcohol pile mr drinkerbocker and my hat rack friend mahatma kote and scarf
And my first song is I am a real bludging man
Not working anymore
Just sitting down alone
In my house near my award and sign
Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi
Relaxing oh yes indeed
Then mr drinkerbocker said to mahatma kote n scarf
That we must drink as many beers we want oh yeah mate yeah
Oh yeah dude, I am real bludging man
Then I go to the kitchen
To get a can of beer
It is like going to the bar, mate
But you don’t have to pay
You just get drink and sit right down
The best way you can
Oh yeah dude I am real bludging man
Ok thanks and now my action song for you
Mr drinkerbocker mighty fine
He will mind these drinks in time
Let’s get the rhythm of the vb
Ready to party with me
Let’s get the rhythm of the mighty fine
Party on days go on always loving life
Mr drinkerbocker mighty fine
He will mind these drinks in time
Let’s get the rhythm of the Carlton draught
Ready to be hungover the next day fast
Let’s get the rhythm of the mighty fine
Party on days go on always loving life
Mr drinkerbocker mighty fine
He will mind his drinks in time
Let’s get the rhythm of the Melbourne bitter
While watching your footy team win no crowds
Let’s get the rhythm of the mighty fine
Party on days go on always loving life
Mr drinkerbocker mighty fine
He will mind his drinks in time
Let’s get the rhythm of blue kamakasi shot
To really be cool a lot
Let’s get the rhythm of the mighty fine
Party on days go on always loving life
Mr drinkerbocker mighty fine
He will mind his drinks in time
Let’s get the rhythm of champagne
And go out and play a drinking game
Let’s get the rhythm of the mighty fine
Party on days go on always loving life
Thank you and now here is my next song
You picked my hat and coat up off the ground and you put a scarf on as the face everybody cheers you on
Oh yeah mate yeah
You bring the sunflowers in from the backyard and put them at the bottom as the feet
He is my best friend I have ever had
Never ever arguing with me
Mahatma kote n scarf
Everything is looking cool
Breaking every golden rule
Yes mate you are a tool
Using coffee to make you feel unreal
Yes yes yes mahatma kote and scarf
And now here is my award called the
National imagination award which I won because I have a cool imagination
I won this award one Sunday night
In a bar a long time ago
Everybody liked me then
I was cool
I was cheering the loudest I have ever cheered yes this felt great
We had roast chicken vegetables and a tasty mud cake
For my award is such a great friend
Never ever let’s me lose
Oh yeah partying in the club is what I enjoyed then
I really set fire to this town
Number 1 is to find my phone
That I lost yesterday
Number 2 is to have a shower
Putting on cologne
Number 3 is the happy hour on your YouTube or Facebook stream
When you party and you enjoy it yeah
I could really set fire to this room
With a cigarette lighter
And ok that was it there ain’t no more
Unless you come when Corona is over yeah

Singing and dancing while you work
Is what I really like to do
I get the broom out of the closet
And I go to the front door
And sing and dance while I work
People worry about me
But I ain’t doing nothing wrong
I am still doing the job good
It is just that I am singing and dancing
While I work
Some say I look like a loud hooligan
Some say I need help
Some say I am mentally sick
But I Just say to you, this
I was just singing while I work
Dancing while I work
Having fun loving life
Doing a good job
But partying very hard
Picking up *******
And cigarette buts
Singing smoke that cigarette
Cleaning the 2 kitchens singing
Don’t stop me now
Which I sing very loud
People telling me to quiten down
But all I wanted to do is
Singing while I work
Dancing while I work
Partying at work loving life at work
Just singing and dancing
Loving life oh yeah
Singing and dancing at work

Quarantining is a joke
We can’t go out and have fun
No club no sport no movies no shows
Really is fucken annoying
But if we think about
The fun we can have at home
Watching YouTube and Netflix
And we will bring our time
Letting trapper win oh yeah
Quarantining is a joke
No sitting on the beach
Can’t sit in the park
Talking to your mate
What a fucken joke it is
But if we follow all the rules
We won’t catch covid 19
And hopefully we won’t die
It is a jolly big sacrifice
But it is important
Just follow the rules the politicians say
And stay at home oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah stay at home
Quarantining is a joke
No watching bands at the clubs
No poetry slams or bingo sessions
Really drives me insane
But if we follow the rules
You can see all that on YouTube and on zoom
And have a party at home
Enjoying life oh yeah come on party dude
Yes rock and roll
No kareoke except for singing along on YouTube
Just listen to the authorities and you can still have fun even if fun looks like fading just have fun at home

Once a happy young dude
Came into Canberra
To see the dudes and dudettes there
He met a nice person
Named Patrick Enright
Who was his father type
Then Patrick said he doesn’t like
The young dude life
Cause they make to many mistakes
But Brian came in and said
Making mistakes is how we learn
On how to be a real person
Brian was a young dude
Brian was a young dude
Brian was a young dude
And pat was a man
You see Brian loves life
Looking back at the life he had
Knowing Patrick will never have that
Then pat told me
I committed a bad crime
And that ruined the life we have
I told Patrick that he was too perfect and needed to get a reality check
Life isn’t really like he has
I get his voice saying me and Chris ain’t like him
Well that is true because he was a nerd
Which is a man who never ever really lived
I lived a very exciting life oh yeah
Brian was a young dude
Brian was a young dude
Brian was a young dude
And pat was a man
You see Brian loves life looking back
At the life he had
Knowing Patrick will never have that
You see pat hated me
So he chose to follow god
With his mate Greg Harris
I saw the old man in pat
Following my fathers lead
I was a young dude and pat was a man
I went to Scott’s and then I went to James’s to hang around like a young dude does
I took pat with me one day which was alright untill he got cranky because
I was a normal young dude
Brian was a young dude
Brian was a young dude
Brian was a young dude
And pat was a man
You see Brian loves life looking back
At the life he had
Knowing Patrick will never have that
Now Brian misses Patrick
So he dreams about him all the time
Thinking what would Patrick
Do in covid 19
I know my poems are better than
What he can do
Patrick, how are you coping mate
You see I ain’t visioning Patrick
I am seeing me when I was young
When I was a party dude
I am dealing with it
But I vision Patrick not
As I see him turning into a hating life ****
And with my writing I show I can deal with my life
Brian was a young dude
Brian was a young dude
Brian was a young dude
And pat was a man
You see Brian loves life looking back
At the life he had
Knowing Patrick pretty stupid Patrick
Knowing Patrick will never have that

Fred Fred Fred
Mate yes he is Fred
You have to meet Fred
So go to bed little boy
Never winge and whine
Just go to bed little boy
Because Fred loves life
And enjoys it yeseree
Fred Fred Fred yes go to bed
Little boy
I know you ain’t tired
But you are a little kid
So go to bed go to bed little boy
Don’t copy Fred no don’t copy Fred
Fred Fred Fred Fred
Go to bed little boy
If you are a woman
Don’t choose Fred
Cause he is a ****** fucken *****
Who drinks too much *****
If you are a kid don’t choose Fred
Because he will do nasty things to you
Like hold you in his house
And say to you I want your blood
Because Fred Fred Fred
Is a man that can’t be trusted
So go to bed little boy
Don’t muck with Fred
Fred Fred Fred
Go to bed little boy
Never muck with Fred
Cause he is evil as
No little boy
He isn’t Fred flintstone
He has no best mate named Barney
He is just a nasty guy
Don’t muck with him
He is Fred Fred Fred
Go to bed little boy
Never muck with Fred
Cause you are young
He is middle aged
So Fred Fred Fred
Never muck with Fred
He is bad news
So stay away little boy
Never ever ever little boy
Muck with Fred
Cause he is bad news

Gotta live your life
Gotta live your life
Gotta live your life
Oh yeah mate yeah
You gotta watch the footy
You gotta see w show
Of theatre or cinema
How cool will that be
You gotta go to concerts
And have fun at festivals
Getting drunk loving life
Oh yeah mate ****** yeah
You have to be a ballerina
As you enjoy making the moves
You could be a poet
And perform in the poetry slam
And get people to cheer you on
To make you feel better
You could go on a round the world cruise
If you have the money
You have to be as rich as Rupert Murdoch if you want to afford that
You could be the world’s first trillionaire and that way will make you love life
But you could be a drug dealer
And risking going to gaol
Every stretch of life
You could be a tiger
On the loose in the city
But hopefully they won’t have to **** him
That will be a pity
You could go to a night club
On a Saturday night
And party to all the hits
You could sit at home watching
Old movies or concerts on YouTube
Yeah mate just a bit
You might be a person
Who goes to bed early
To enjoy the next day
And hoping you won’t wake her
When your partying is over for the day
Gotta live my life
Gotta live my life
Gotta live my life
And have some fun

I still got young fresh legs
I still got young fresh legs
I know I am old I know I want to be cool yeah
I still got young fresh legs
Maybe I want to be young
As opposed to growing old
Everyone likes me
And respects me yeah
Because I have young fresh legs
I walk around, having a lot of fun
I try and avoid eating a cream bun
Because I want my young fresh legs
I would even go and beg
I feel demons are chasing me
So I run with my young fresh legs
I remember when I was young
I used to call them shiny
My hormones were driving me crazy
Making me try and avoid being lazy
With my young fresh legs
I could be cool
I break no rule
You see it is me enjoying partying
Showing off my young fresh legs
Despite me being 50 yeah
I still have young fresh legs
When I was young I got teased
By a lot of people that are dumb
So I got my young fresh legs
And kicked that ******* up the ***
With My young fresh legs
You see I am so fit
And I am so cool
I break no rule in every way
I feel cool with my young fresh legs
My young fresh legs
My young fresh legs
You see I am cool and break no rule
I feel people are trying to keep my family away from having fun
So I decided to show my young fresh legs
I will be the coolest dude in the world my friend
With my
With my
With my young
Young
Young
Fresh legs
Even if I am 50
It is still cool
To have young fresh legs

I am in my house and I am having fun
Being cool oh yeah it is fun
I don’t want to go to the psych ward mate
Cause that place is for losers
They try and bully you cause their sick
But the best thing Is try and keep well
The psych ward is a rotten place
Nobody there has a pretty face
They are ugly and they are crap
The psych ward has no people taking naps
The psych ward the psych ward
I don’t want to go there
It is full of losers yeah
The psych ward the psych ward
No way in the world it is a happy place
No way it is warm embrace
I say if I go back I will bring my iPad
And stay with the happy family people yeah
But I don’t want to end up there
Cause as I said the place is full of losers yeah
My house makes me happier than the psych ward

I don’t know why everybody
Is bullying me to be clean
When I just want to be bad and ****** mean
I have no idea why bad people
Want to be like me
Because I prefer to stay with the real families
Like playing games any sort will do
I don’t want to be like bad people no
I am missing the footy really
Cause of this virus yeah mate yeah
But when it returns mate
I will be happy
As I yell Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi
I want people to stop treating me
Like I have to be perfect
Perfection isn’t the best thing
No the crap it’s not
I want to sit on my couch
Doing my needlework
But why do you worry
I do exercises and I go for walks
So just leave me the **** alone
I haven’t got much on now
But I try and enjoy life
I took down all my signs
Because they didn’t inspire me oh no
I am Australian and I do Aussie things
In art
And when I have a solo exhibition
You can see how smart I am
Party party party
Waiting for pubs to open
But I prefer to stay with the families
I prefer to love life
Aussie Aussie Aussie
Party on

I don’t give a **** about protesting
It just causes problems with the world
I know they are trying to make the world better
But who gives a crap about that
Politics are supposed to be there for us
Even if it ain’t really so
I prefer a good party than protesting
Save peoples jobs
I do the hokey pokey
But I still want to work
But nobody listens to you if you protest
Get us out of isolation
I headbang to bon jovi
Even if I care for that they are out of work
I just don’t want to protest about anything
Because they do more harm than good
To save the immigrants
I will have a beer with Duncan
I care but I think it is dumb to protest
I drop some money in the jar to help
In every charity that they protest about
The protesters only get arrested for
What they do
So what is the point
They are in jail
And I am partying on YouTube
I care but I don’t want to suffer
And that is the way of this world

You shut your mouths protesters
Over coronavirus
You need a good talking to anyway
Oh yeah bow bow
People who talk politics or argue over politics are troublemaking dudes
Protesting on the street after being arrested for social distancing
Well that is really bad
I say you put your vb in
And Carlton out
And party all day long
Try and be understood
That is the way to go
I think protestors of lockdown
Are total *****
What I hear that the government
Is looking after us
Instead of protesting why don’t they
Party at your home
With music that you buy
Or over the internet
Partying is way better than
People who protest don’t you think
Well that is what I think
You could do the hokey pokey
And Macarena and dance to bon jovi
Sing it loud and sing it strong
Make the troublemakers scream
Because what is see that
Nobody is stopping them from having fun
I believe in having fun
Having fun oh yeah
I don’t get drunk
Just get high on life
And boy I am so cool
Arguing with the police is wrong
Even if you mean good
Because the news is telling you
What is on and what is not
So get a life protesters
Of coronavirus fame
And go home where we are safe
And party online
If that is what you complain about
Go and **** yourself
Trapper wants us to protest and get arrested because that destroys our fun
Ohhh yeah bow bow
Chicka

What are you looking at
I want to fucken know
I think it is something from the zoo
Like a wild monkey or lion
I don’t like you
I don’t know you
You think you are cool man
But everybody knows you ain’t
I was a kid who loved to party
And you called me a Turk
I wanted you to *******
But you said no way
I said well, I don’t care what you say
Or think you fucken ****
I just know in my language
Is just Turk is a crazy persons word
You are crazy
You picked on a cool kid
So now I am heading off being respected by the adults
All you are is
A fucken ****** Turk
I will say what are ya looking at
With you trying to be cool saying
Dunno doesn’t have a name tag on it
I will just say
I like him at least he tries to be cool
But I am very cool
I can handle being called a Turk
I write my poems
And mate they are weird
But that makes me the coolest dude
Ever in this city
I chose Canberra to be the coolest dude
And I party at home and I party at
Events around the city
But in this time of Corona
I have to say I can still be the coolest dude by having fun
I believe in having fun
Kicking former bullies up the ***
I remember when a gay man called me ****
But I said ******* I ain’t gay
Someone called a pipsqueak
I hated that also
Party on and kick that Turk up the ***

You see in the days of the virus
It is ****** too hard to bare
We are missing a lot of things
Like footy and other sports oh yeah
But one thing we can’t go on
Unless you want to stay on it
Every night and day
Not doing anything but counting
How far we go
Oh yeah don’t take me on a sea cruise
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
There is no chance to go on a sea cruise
If you do break the rules
You have to stay at sea
You feel like captain cook
Or even ****** well worst yeah
There is no entertainment
Just cooped up in your cabin
And if you go for a walk on the ship
You have to wear a mask
To stop Corona from spreading
Please don’t go on a sea cruise
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
There is no chance to go on a sea cruise
Why does god do this to us
Cruises can be fun
With fun for all ages and
Lots of great food as well
But now we decided to enjoy
A lovely trip on the waves
But the biggest thrill now is if you
Cut yourself while you shave
They don’t have local tv
So you can’t watch the news
Unless you had internet
But still people break the rules
They leave the boat spread Corona
All over the fucken place
At the moment it isn’t the best thing
Is to go on a great sea cruise
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
No more getting on a sea cruise
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Yes it is best not to board a sea cruise just go home and party on
To YouTube music vids
And think about other people
And stay home if you are sick
Don’t go near the ruby princess
Because it is contaminated of Corona
People being told not to leave their cabins so the virus doesn’t spread
Just ****** well keep away from this sea cruise
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Please keep away from our sea cruise
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Corona oh baby baby
Yes indeed don’t go on a sea cruise
PLEASE

You see I want to be cool
And I want to be fit
And I want to have fun
Oh yeah just a bit
But I ain’t into bullying
In any way is wrong
Like people forcing me
To run faster than faster
Up the stairs without having fun
I know they train you
And they get you lose weight
But I want to have fun
And I don’t really want to get bullied
No way hoizei
**** u stupid bullies
Fusb
******* stupid bullies
Fusb
I went to school and people
Said I won’t be your friend
PE teacher saying the only way
To be cool is to totally fit yeah
But I could’ve fallen and passed right out
Do you fucken care
I am a typical Australian
You are ****
And you are a bad bully yeah
******* stupid bullies
Fusb
******* stupid bullies
Fusb
You see when you are at school
And people bully you, yeah
They say don’t cry and squabble with you and lock you in a room
In a classroom in a school
It is bad I hate it
And I feel like bashing them back
If I was good enough yeah
******* stupid bullies
Fusb
******* stupid bullies
Fusb
You see I hated my mates
Turning against me of the stupid things I did
So I started to hang around the mall
But people asked me for money
Making me feel like a hooligan oh yeah
And after 4 years I hated the bullies
At the mall so I started to enjoy my life saying I love my life too much
To let you guys worry me
I go home and watch the footy
And now I can’t do that now due to Corona it is bad
But those bullies were awful and I say
******* stupid bullies
Fusb
Yes go and get ****** you stupid bullies
Fusb
Whether you are poor or rich or Asian or African or Australian or British
Bullying is wrong
******* stupid bullies
Fusb
******* stupid bullies
Fusb

Working hard to beat the virus
Doing things at home
Partying to music on YouTube
Talking to your garden gnome
Other people are doing what they do in their house
We can’t see what they are doing
Because of the coronavirus
Oh yeah come we are in quarantine
I need to go out
To talk to people oh yeah
About anything you want
And go to the pub to buy a beer
But at the moment we
Are stuck in our homes
From Canberra to Perth and New York, Paris and Rome
Oh yeah come we are in quarantine
Party on the computer
Dancing all day long
Have a glass of ***** and a scotch on the rocks
The only mates are my pets
Pooch and clamentine
And everyone is partying in in in in
Quarantine no sports on the tv
No movies in the cinema
No theatre on anywhere
It is enough to drive ya nuts
They are putting entertainment
On the tv from their homes
Oh yeah come on we are stuck in
Quarantine
We can’t watch the Logies
Because there will be a breach
Of social distancing if they share a peach
Kids can’t go to iplay
We can’t go to whatever
We want to go
It is just fucken ****** annoying mate
Being stuck in quarantine
Yes I say it is annoying
Being stuck being stuck
Right here in quarantine

Beck and Johnny went to work in the same place and they did the same line of work which was cleaning Johnny was signed up to do the toilets but beck was really confused of what he was assigned to and had to always get reminded by the boss
Beck was cleaning every toilet thoroughly and then Johnny was there in the toilet of the cafeteria where him and beck had a big fight
Because both of them claimed they were assigned to this job but beck wanted to do it because he was better at it so Johnny left and as he walked toward the pool bar, the boss said clean this bar and clean the tables and put the chairs on tables and sweep and mop the floors and then put the chairs back on the floor and when you are finished come and see me and I will assign you your roster for each day so you and beck don’t do the same job and Johnny said aren’t you thinking of me doing a good job and the boss said no but beck is doing brilliantly and you are running around doing a half *** job
You will get sacked if you don’t get your priorities right mate and Johnny argued with the boss saying every time I ask you what I do you say just check what needs to be cleaned so I do and you still complain
If you sack me I will soo you and the boss, very worried about being sooed said ok, I will give you a list of duties every morning but I am busy, so you can’t ask me any questions but Johnny said no I need to know what I need to do and I need to ask you if I’m not sure and the boss said you are skating on very thin ice with this job
You might be sacked if you don’t do your work and if I see you trying to do beck’s work, I will sack you on the spot and Johnny left and came back the next day and got his duty list and did his duties but still ran into beck and the boss said you ain’t supposed to be here and Johnny said I finished here so I am helping beck and the boss said clean the bar and the pool
And clean each table so I can see my face and then go outside to sweep the driveway and do it thoroughly like beck does and at the end of the day
Johnny went to clock off and the boss said, your jobs are poorly done so you are fired, and that means I have to find someone new to replace you
And then beck came up and the boss congratulated him for such a great job he did and he promoted him to work in the rooms with the girls and Johnny was unemployed very jealous of beck who was way ahead of him in work, even if he was lazy at school and Johnny did way more work
Well, that just means being lazy is the answer to find harder workers in you

John Barton was a happy soul
Who went to work and thought he was really cool
He went to the local ice hockey match
To bring the players closer to god
He was trying to help each player Become the best they can be
He tried to be a crazy adult by going to bed and he wasn’t that tired
So instead of staying in bed
He got up and watched more tv
And also argued with people in other houses
Even though those people were in bed and not really teasing him
But John wanted to be cool so much
He pretended these people were teasing him stopping him from being cool so John can be the coolest dude around
And because of how John wax acting
Nobody wanted to be his friend
And all the neighbours hated him
Because their guests left because
Of Johns yelling
John said i am cool and you are stupid
You are a brainless twit
And I am cool
I am better than you in every single way
I stay up cause I can’t sleep
Doing art writing stories and playing computer games
And smoking snd droning as well
John Barton is cooler than his mates
One friend said, mate what are you talking about, you are no mate of mine say your my friend
John said I am an adult
I have fun I stay up all night with my mates but I am a cool adult
And you are a wimp
Some neighbours came up to his house and said would you f..n quieten down I have to work tomorrow dude
And John said ******* *******
And try to ignore
You are stupid you are dumb
You like to go to bed and never want to say
Go bed little child mate in every way
And then John picked him up and said
Don’t come to my door ****
******* Turk so we can get on with our lives
And John wanted to be a cool adult
And he was

When I work outside I look up
Making it hard to do the work
I want it to stop
Because working is making a difference
And that is what I like to do
I believe in reincarnation
But it isn’t my job
I have powers to bring people to their next lives
But I want to have an earth job
Where I can improve my mental wellbeing
I want to pick up glasses in a club
But with the clubs shut at the moment
I can’t do that yet
I want to clean in a hotel
I have experience but with nobody
Holidaying at the moment
It will be hard
And I don’t want to catch the coronavirus
I would like to do cleaning in a office
Like get picked up early
And clean the office
Before the workers arrive
But I don’t know if there is much work
Like that at the moment
I would like to learn how to work with horses, ya know get confident with animals but I worry about hurting myself hard
I can’t work in a hospital
Cause of my past
I would like to write for theatre or television
But it might be hard to do that kind of work
But I want to make a voice for the community
I would like to do paid work so I will have money for things
I would like to work at big football matches selling food
But I did that and I am sick of that
But overall I want this virus to be over
So I can have face to face meetings
With my advocate because
The phone interview isn’t working

I wanna go to bed my love
Into bed to cuddle my teddy
Having fun in my dreams
In my bed cuddling my teddy
Having a methane smoothie
With my dad in a bar on Saturn
Having fun getting ******
Enjoying life oh yeah
I wanna go to bed my love
Ready to cuddle my teddy
Yes indeed it will be fun
To hop in my bed with my teddy
You can’t party in clubs on earth
Because of the coronavirus
So you go to bed cuddle your teddy bear and dream about partying in the cosmos yeah
Drinking methane smoothies and eating cosmic burgers
Asking Athena where is the vaccine
Because it is only that I take psychotic medication
That I could go to bed to cuddle my teddy
You can still have concerts
In your computer room
And I have poem reading
Yes that is great and I cuddle my teddy
But when it is time to hop off to bed
And get under your doona
And cuddle your teddy
Teddies are cute
And loving life is what I do
When I go to bed to party in the cosmos
The way my party can be great
Is hop in bed with your teddy
Occasionally my dreams feature death
And I need to suddenly wake up to cuddle my teddy
Instead of causing problems on the street they should party at home
In front of their computer or in the cosmos
And when my earth body is tired I
Go to bed and really oh yeah cuddle my teddy and party in the cosmos
Having a lot of fun
PARTY ON DUDES

The coronavirus frustrates me
Seeing people who normally don’t care about looking after themselves
Getting really nervous about the outcome to what is happening
Seeing there is no sporting events
On except for virtual sports
Which isn’t really that bad
But I was just starting to understand about life
And this stupid pandemic happened
I watch shows about horses and love in the show heartland and I love how they help people who are poor become great citizens
I don’t want to be fully functional
I just want to have fun
And the coronavirus is stopping that
I remember saying Aussie Aussie Aussie
And the kids went oi oi oi
As if I was a normal person
But now I don’t see that
Cause there is no sports
And if sports comes back soon
There will be no spectators
I want to really love life
But this coronavirus is slowly stopping that
I am watching Kevin ****** Wilson
And his daughter perform their YouTube Facebook and Instagram shows I never thought I would like it
But he swears in a really funny way
He hates political correctness and so do I
And I watch living room concerts
And I think they are slowly finding a vaccine to stop it
Though I really want it gone
I personally think nobody can give me what I want now
Because there is nothing good on
I ain’t doing art
I ain’t putting my art up for show
In exhibitions
I am watching virtual afl on YouTube which I am enjoying
But I want everything back
I love to watch parades and they will cancel them because of the pandemic
*******
I am trying to get up early even if I go to bed later than normal
I want this whole virus to end
I am sick of watching the news because there isn’t anything new they tell us
I want to keep up to date though
So I watch it a bit
But I like the community rallying around to help each other
And I like the community going out to have fun
There is nothing on now because of this stupid pandemic
Because people didn’t listen
I love watching AFL
So I watch people play AFL revolution on YouTube to see footy being played
And seeing crowds cheer for their teams even if there is no games on
It is still footy and still fun to watch
Please Athena help find a vaccine
So people can
Go on holidays
Go to concerts
Get the footy back on
Make it not last till Christmas
Bring the movies back to the cinemas
Not **** many more people
I am just getting frustrated
Because there is nothing on
I was looking for work but I am finding the being home for people to ring me hard because I am not getting what I want
I like going to watch the convoy for cancer
Trucks and motorbikes going on parade and good artists performing for us
PLEASE BUDDHA ATHENA GOD MOHAMMAD
FIND A VACCINE
To stop the pandemic
PLEASE END covid 19

I just want to be cool
I don’t want to be sick
But when I do things wrong
I feel everyone is against me
I want to be liked by all
I don’t want to be hated at all
But overall I do
Want to be a nice person
I want to work but I need to learn
How to make myself happy
In every single way
I need to be adapted into the real world
And not have nothing to do
But I need to have training
In learning about the world
I know people like me
In my art classes and ****
But I don’t want psych ward or gaol
I don’t want to keep saying
I love my life too much to **** my self
I don’t want to **** my self
But I want to be in the real world
Having fun amongst other things
I don’t want a job with my art
That is what I do for fun
I want to learn how to face my fears
But treated like a normal person yeah
I don’t like shoes about men wanting to **** themselves that is rather lame
I don’t want to pushed and bullied into
Things I ain’t into even though it works for them
I don’t want people to have dreams for me
Even if it works for them
I want to learn on how to live in the real world
But I want to make my imagination strong
I want people on the street to understand I am struggling
I don’t want to be treated like my negative **** of a mate Daniel
I used to be scared of dogs
But though I have reason to be scared of some I know there are lots of friendly dogs around
I am allergic to bees
And I want people to give me ways
To beat it so I don’t feel scared of life
I don’t want to keep looking up unnecessary like hearing my voices from the past
Even if I like the voices of the past
I want to stop being treated like a shy person too scared of life
Cause I want to love life
I am getting to the stage I want people to die so I can send them to their next lives so I can see what they are doing
I worry about the things I did in the past stopping me from getting what I want now
I am into really wanting to learn a lot about life

I am a man who loves life
I watch footy and other sports
I will find a reason to party
Yes I really do love life
I live my life to the fullest
I like to go out to socialise
Cause I am a social butterfly
I enjoy life every day
Never having problems with the opposite ***
I party all night and I hate to fight
Cause
I am a man who loves life
I go for walks around my neighbourhood
To see how many dudes are hanging around oh yeah
I want to enjoy the best parts of life
I say to others I have less to sacrifice

I want to cuddle a teddy
I want to cuddle one now
I want to cuddle a little teddy bear
And I want to love him yeah
I love my teddy
I love my teddy bears
Every night when I sleep
I cuddle a teddy bear
I want to cuddle my teddy
As I look at them sitting on my shelf
I want to cuddle a teddy bear
As they are a little elf
I love little teddies
They are beautiful
Yes they are
I will cuddle them and I love them
Teddy bears are cute oh yeah

It will be sad for those war widows
Who were told so many years ago
Their husbands died in the war
And they had to find somewhere
To lay their body
And so many women became widows
Back in the war
So many indeed
That is why the RSL is around
Because a lot of our diggers lost best friends or mates or brothers
So we have Anzac Day
Where everyone can remember them
I can’t imagine what they were going through and they are reminded of a terrible time
But they need to grieve and they need to go to their driveway and
Remember them
Start at the going down of the sun
And end with we must remember them
We are lucky nowadays that we can choose to fight in the war
Back then they were forced and if they refused they were labelled a coward
Well, we must remember the diggers who fought in world war 1 and world war 2
We must remember them

Anzac Day is honouring the diggers
Who fought and some died
So we can have a great future in this world
They lay wreaths and do the last post
And say prayers like abide with me
And normally without Corona
We see the leaders of our country and states laying wreaths
Normally we can see the tomb of the unknown Australian soldier
War is terrible but what our diggers did was very very brave
This year it will be interesting to see
How many people wake up at 6-00
And remember our diggers
Because it is important
So many people lost their lives in the war
So many people became wounded in the war
You don’t have to go out this year
But we still can honour our fallen generation
Honour honour honour
The fallen generation
Lest we forget
Our fallen heroes

****** oathe I am cool, mate
Don’t ya think
I am the coolest dude in Canberra
Don’t ya think
I really oh really the coolest dude around
I am cool very cool yes indeed
****** oathe I am very cool
Don’t ya think
I know how to be very cool
Don’t ya think
Everyone in this town
Thinks I am so cool
****** oathe I am cool
Don’t ya think
I am into watching football
I am into watching Netflix
I love life when I go out anywhere
I like watching sports like skateboarding comps
Because that kind of sport makes me cool
I have memories of being at the skatepark having fun
I never could ride a board mate
But I still had fun
Everybody knows I am the coolest dude around
And nobody can take my cool away
****** oathe I am cool mate
Oh yes I am
I used to party in the clubs drinking gross drinks
What I can’t understand why people choose to follow in my footsteps
Maybe it is because I am so cool
****** oathe I am cool
Everyone
I know people like me, ****** oathe.
I know ****** is rude but it is still cool oh yeah
I am cooler than everyone

I don’t give a **** what people think of me
I don’t even care if they say I am crazy
I just want to be the coolest dude in Canberra
Not giving a **** about my past
I hate people teasing me saying they won’t be my friend
Especially when they would hate it
In the same boat as me
So I say to them your ****** up
And a stupid clot to boot
I don’t care of what people think of me
I know I might’ve been a shy boy as a kid
But the whole fact is that I lived my life differently
I played footy in the park as well as cricket
As well as playing in the back yard
I found that was fun
And very cool, yes I was the best
My advice to you is
You shouldn’t give a **** of what people think of you
You shouldn’t care if they are being total jerks
Because I know that I could be
A bigger **** than them
And I say I am cool I break no rule
I just don’t give a dam of what you think
Being the coolest dude in Canberra
Is really working for me
Even if the footy isn’t on because of Corona fame
I just sit there watching computer game footy, it isn’t the same but
It makes me feel like I am one of the guys yeah
I know I know nothing about playing the game
I watch others like I watched the game
I don’t care of what you really think of me
I am just cool oh yeah ya see
I like watching Netflix ya see
But only positive programs not negative things no
If I see a man wanting to **** himself yeah
I turn it off and say *******
Because being positive is what I like
I don’t want to dwell in the days of ******* *****
I really didn’t know what I was doing
But if you asked me now I will fucken say GET LOST LOSER
Because I ain’t turning gay for anyone
Not that being gay is a bad thing
It is just not for me, despite my fucken past
And
I don’t give a **** of what people think of me
I prefer to be cool than sitting on the couch drinking tea
Mind you there is nothing wrong with it’s taste, I just ain’t that person
I like art, have you got a problem mate
God I hope you don’t
I just don’t give a hoot what you think

I like people who are there to have fun
Having a drink whilst sitting down
At the moment I can’t yell at for Sydney
Cause they lost the basketball
On the eve of Corona
Everybody is sitting inside
Occasionally going for walks
But not sitting outside
It is nearly winter
We shouldn’t do that anyway
But personally we should let our kids
Do that anyway oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Party at home dancing to the YouTube mix
Of songs that are your favourite
Party at home trying to enjoy life
Even if nothing fun is open yeah
I know I say it is trapper
He is a very bad spirit
But you know what a good spirit is
Anything that makes you party at home
Without remembering when everything was open people used to say TURN YOUR MUSIC DOWN
They might add a swear word
And make it louder than the rest
Party at home
Dancing to your YouTube mix
Like singing songs that made me have fun in my drinking days
Or my wilder days
Or when people hated me cause I liked to party out in the clubs
But now I just party at home
Listening to Kevin ****** Wilson
And Tim Minchin and watching Netflix and YouTube just partying at home
So while you can’t go out to socialise
You have to sit inside and be like a mate
Who only was negative to you
Why did he choose me
Why the fucken hell
I want to live life
I want to never leave life by force
Yes partying at home is very cool
And yes oh yeah I break plenty of rules
But I when I go to bed my friend
I relax and I will tell ya
That isn’t the end
Partying at home is fun
YouTube Facebook and art
The 3 networks I enjoy

Oh yeah I am not crazy
Oh yeah I am not crazy
Even if I used to do the bbq
At the footy as a volunteer
I didn’t care if I had money
Just wanted to bbq at the footy
You see I wanted to change myself
From being a problem person
To a mature adult
And I wanted everyone at the footy
To talk to me the way they spoke
To my mate Patrick
I wanted to be like Patrick
I Koke I should be myself
But I wanted to be like Patrick
He used to like to help people
But he was different because
He wanted money
I just wanted everyone to like me
Because I was such a fucken ****
As a kid
I fought my dad when he tried to help me
I argued with my brother
Even if he helped me too
So I volunteered everywhere
At the footy Aussie rules and soccer
And I worked at vinnies where every Christmas I was Santa Claus
Because I wanted to say sorry to the kids for being nasty
I gave them lollies and I gave them teddy bears
But I ain’t a paedo I just want to be normal
I volunteered at the masters games
And I met dawn fraser
I was in a beard not knowing
How to use a razor
I believe I was Santa in my previous life I had a home in Antarctica before
Athena sent the blizzard
I wanted to be liked by the adults
I wanted to be like Patrick and my dad
I wanted to joke around with workers
I wanted to have fun at Christmas parties and dress up as Santa for the kids like a normal helpful man
I wanted my dad to treat me like a normal person
I worked at the rainbow
Which is a place for the mentally ill
In Canberra
I cooked for them
I washed up
Took out the trash
Writing poetry
All for no pay
It was a volunteer job
I enjoyed it it was fun
I went on holidays where I was
Known as their little helper
I also was known as the little helper at the footy
I wanted to work but I found paid work hard because they are strict and
Harsh I can’t cope with the people saying work harder
I have never got paid for my acting gigs and poetry slam as well
But I want a proper job hopefully o will do the same and get money
Rather than selling my art at trash and trash and treasure that will make art un fun
And I want life to be fun
I wanted to be nice
I was getting fitter for no money
But I actually had a life
I want a normal job
Rather than take fucken orders for people for art
That takes the fun out of art

Hey there you little ****
Don’t give me the coronavirus
You see I would hate to go back
To the days of the brontesaurus
I don’t want your fucken germs
Planted all over me
So please don’t spread this virus onto me
I would love to keep social distancing
That will make my day
But don’t you force me to sit with you
Up close, FUCKEN GERMS
I don’t want to be a germaphobe
So you have to do one thing for me
Just you fucken ****** well
Keep the coronavirus away from me
Hey there you little ****
Don’t give me the coronavirus
You see I would hate to go back
To the days of the brontesaurus
I don’t want your fucken germs
Planted all over me
So please don’t spread this virus onto me
I saw these men in the fruit shop
Touching fruit without gloves
It is enough to make your skin crawl
And not want to be real close
You see he could give me the fucken coronavirus
And mate I will be mad
Yes oh yes old sir
You guys are really bad
Hey there you little ****
Don’t give me the coronavirus
You see I would hate to go back
To the days of the brontesaurus
I don’t want your fucken germs
Planted all over me
So please don’t spread this virus
Onto me
So I go for a walk cause your allowed to yeah
Walking along happily feeling regular oh yeah
I saw a few families riding their fucken bikes
And the good thing is the social distancing is what I like
So I kept on my walk keeping away
From other people
Then this fucken idiot coughed all over me near the steeple
I go mate what the **** are you doing
He said sorry I haven’t the virus
I just feel like spewing
And I said yeah right and I said
Hey there you little ****
Don’t cough all over me
I don’t believe you haven’t got covid 19
Because you really look worst for wear so please kind sir
If you must cough do it into your arm
To keep the coronavirus away from me
Hey there you little ****
Don’t give me the coronavirus
You see I don’t want to go back to
The days of the brontesaurus
I don’t want your fucken germs all over me
Do please please please don’t spread
This virus onto me
Cause I hate it

The Easter parade isn’t on
But you can imagine oh yeah
You can imagine clowns
And bunnies and chickens
And great marching bands
You could see the Easter bunny
Delivers the eggs
You could see the good ship lollipop
Floating on the river
With Eggbert and Peter rabbit
Running on the road
The crowd are a cheering
A cheering the crowd are a cheering
Everywhere around
The bunnies are saying
Let’s party with eggs
Let’s party with lollies
Let’s party with water
To clean yourself out
Oh yeah it is Easter yeah
Party on at Easter yeah
Jesus died for us on Good Friday
Came back to life on Easter Sunday
Just for us