I love the feel of Christmas
People being nice to one another
Having fun eating top foods
And drinking expensive drinks
Opening Christmas presents
Going to Christmas parties
Getting drunk at them
Watching concerts on tv
Keeping an eye on cricket and baseball scores
Singing carols very loudly
So everyone can hear
Then your mother drags out the roast your father drags out the beer
Yes it is a great time to celebrate all over the world
In the USA it is white
And you can go skiing
And build snowmen and more great things to mention
In Australia it is summer
Swimming in the pool
Sun baking in the sun
Getting drunk on beer
Waltzing Matilda
Christmas is coming
With Santa saying
Give me room for me to put the presents oh yeah
Beer beer beer
No no no
Life life life
Christmas time is loving life
Oh yeah it is fun

Merry Christmas cobbler
Merry Christmas mate
What do you want for Christmas
A nice cold can of ade
Everyone will be my friend
If I did it now
Merry Christmas cobbler
Yeah merry Christmas to all
I would like to have Kylie
As well as Wendy James
Yes that’ll be cool my mate
She’ll put us boys to shame
Then I want anyone
That I could get oh yeah
But Christmas is a fun year
For everyone and me
Merry Christmas cobbler
Merry Christmas mate
Give us a drink of *****
As well as a can of ade
Put a picture of Tiffany
Under my Christmas tree
Make sure she’s happy mate yeah that will be real sweet
You see if have it off with all these chicks
Your **** will go hard mate
And make you uncomfortable
Merry Christmas cobbler
Merry Christmas mate
Enjoy every life
With a can of lemonade
Yeah that’ll be so cool

Let’s celebrate Christmas
With a good mate to talk to
About the year that was
The year that is and the year that will be
Party all through the night
At your office Christmas party
And then listening to very good
Singers in the choirs enjoy life through song
Then you head to the Christmas parade and cheer out very loud and strong as the floats clowns
And marching bands
Come playing down the road
Go to the annual carols night
And the kids will see Santa in the flesh
And then have Christmas parties and dinners yes that sounds so cool
Drinking beer eggnog and punch and decorating the tree with pretty colours from all over the place
Watching the carols on tv
As you open up your presents saying we wish you a happy Christmas and a happy holiday
While school is off and so is most work places and the cricketers are preparing for their test on Boxing Day as well as the rich yacht men going from Sydney to Hobart yes but Christmas is the best and then we celebrate the end of the year with a big party and fireworks all over the the world

Cricket it is funny that yobbos
Like cricket till they find out that
Some players are out for ball tampering
I don’t think it is wrong to suspend them
They deserve it
They shouldn’t do it
It is just not cricket to believe in just watching the big players
What about the new players
Coming up, and this ball tampering thing brings that on
Because they do wrong and we get new players
Yobbos say we can’t cheer for the new ones we should just cheer for best ones
But I think that is just not cricket
Ya know people have fun taking their sons and daughters to the cricket watching players come of age but yobbos boycott the
Cricket because a few players get suspended for wrong doing
And that is just not cricket
Just not cricket mate at all
And people should realise that players stuff up and there is nothing wrong with supporting the cricket like it was a shame that the prime ministers XI only got 1000 to go to the game and if it is only because of the players out for ball tampering
That isn’t what I call cricket at all, no, I say support the cricket
Go to the one dayers, and tests and big bash and other styles
And support the teams rather than the idiots who spoiled the game for the rest of them

Bah humbug is what you hear in
My dad
He was going go on off with you
But I heard him going bah
So I went bah bah black sheep
Have you any wool
Yes sir yes sir three bags full
Bah humbug I know dad isn’t Scrooge
Bah humbug is what I heard from him
He was in the lounge room smoking cigarettes saying go on
Off with you
I was hearing bah as if he was a Scrooge
It was hard to hear why he said it but then it finally hit me
I might have been a bit abusive toward him yeah I was indeed
He went go on off with you bah humbug came to me
I went bah bah black sheep have you any wool
Yes sir I have sir three bags full
Go on he was saying like the old fogie that he was, go on off with you is what he actually said
I treated dad like Scrooge when he disciplined me at Christmas
I said be nice be calm it’s Christmas don’t be the old Scrooge because I am a cool person and I can’t understand
Why he went bah to me
It drove me round the bend
I said bah bah black sheep have you any wool yes sir of course sir three bags full
Don’t yell at me dad it’s Christmas treat me with respect
I know mate I am trying mate
Go on off with you bah humbug
Oh yeah that might be what he said but I heard bah as if to say
Bah bah black sheep have you got a woman’s kid
One opinion two opinion
Shove em up the ***
Bah I heard from dad but he said go on off with you well
I like to think that he was Scrooge reformed but you can’t tell family this
I will always hear dad say bah
Go on off with you

once upon a time

when all of your parents weren't even born
there was a man named eddie spaghetti
who loved to travel the world
and he didn't have planes of helicopters
or even private jets, no, he only had
this red and white sailing yacht
which he called, swannie
and he loved swannie a lot
he would start sailing around
south america, and the west indies
where he wanted to start this journey
and then into central america where
he had a bit of fun, yeah, he had fun
then right up the coastline of san diego
and los angeles and san francisco
and yes, he was having a few hiccups
but he did it well by going past canada
and alaska sailing very well, enjoying
the ride, after that he sailed down the coastline
of russia, and then down toward japan and then
into china and screamed hello to some of the locals
then over to the phillipines and then down to malaysia
and after that he had a few of indias finest curries
you see, he hadn't crossed the equator yet, but it was coming
closer to him as he was heading over to africa and saudi arabia but he was very scared of the equator as he thinks time
will make him lose his boat, and we all know it won't, it is just a time zone, he will enter tomorrow, and he didn't want to become a tomorrow person, so he stopped in somalia and became one of them till he figured out how he was going to become a tomorrow person, so he parked his yacht in the dock and started to explore, he met a lot of nice people
and he said his name was GOD, which he knows is using the lords name in vane, and this poor kid named chico befriended him, believing he was the real god, but he was only 7, and his parents never believed that GOD, could be heard but not seen
and they said to chico, don't hang with him, he is a stranger to us, and you know we never talk to strangers, but chico who never wanted to upset his folks, decided to see GOD anyway
because he was not from these parts, but then the men from over the hill thought he was an intruder and took him prisoner,
chico said, this is GOD, and they didn't believe him either because GOD is a spiritual being of heaven, not a man and they said, let's chop his head off, but eddie said please believe me, i am not GOD, i am a sailor from south america
i wouldn't have come here if i wasn't scared to cross the equator toward the land of tomorrow and when he said where
he has been already, the king said, lead us to your boat, there
is no problem with entering tomorrow and as they all headed
toward the boat eddie was chucked into the ocean rock cave
after he handed them the key and this little red and white sailboat named swannie had disappeared into the land of tomorrow without eddie and being GOD, he went to chico
and said my name is eddie spaghetti and i lost my boat, i am too scared of entering tomorrow and suddenly his parents who were listening took him in and got very close, and eddie lived there for 3 years and on his fishing trip with chico and his dad, he saw swannie washed up on the shore and he said, tomorrowland is not for me and said goodbye to chico and his family and went back to south america the way he came and perished off the shore of japan, never to be seen again, and swannie, was rebuilt to sit on a beach in Japan and kids played on it, and they still played on it on this very day,
the end

I can smell the flowers
On this nice spring day
I used to smell smokes and food
But now I can smell the flowers
It is great to be losing weight
You know, I lost 7 kg since the last time, I am losing weight
All the time
It makes it easier for me to
Smell the nice flowers
I love that smell better than the smell of drowning ***** or Coca Cola, no I still feel like partying but I can smell the flowers better now
Each flower I smell mate
Drifts me away from my
Mental illness voices
And as I do my exercises outside I can feel the touch of nature
Because I can smell the flowers easier it is a lovely smell indeed
I love flowers they are very nice
And beautiful and I am starting to feel fresher and smell fresh things
There is nothing more to life
Than beautiful flowers
Taking over your sense of smell
I know I will do my exercise good
Especially if I keep the lovely
Sensation of smelling flowers
In this lovely month of spring
Better than pizza or nachos or others
Yeah smelling the flowers is the best yet

Briano Alliano performing a west coast eagles party on Saturn

Hi welcome to Saturn and tonight I will celebrate the west coast eagles winning the 2018 premiership with our first song
West coast Macarena

You see the mighty west coast eagles
They won and they are mighty
They looked like they’ll lose it
But they kept fighting and pushed it
Each player played well
They go back to Perth with the cup yeah
Yeah party all night all ****** night go the mighty eagles
1 2 3 4 go the mighty eagles
Keep the fight up till the final siren
It is all worth it as we lift the cup
Go the west coast eagles
Then the fun began they started
Bringing our team to the stage
After barnsy
Everybody was cheering
Saying go the mighty eagles
1 2 3 4 go the mighty eagles
Yes we won the cup
And boy are we happy
We are planning to get drunk all flaming night
Go the mighty eagles

And now here is the next song
Clap for eagles

3 6 9 the eagles are fine
We just won the cup
And we feel divine
The crowd at the mcg were happy mate
Can’t wait to get back to Perth
To see the crowd that couldn’t make it yeah
We put our hands up and lift our voice and cheer
Everybody joins us when we say
3 6 9 go the eagles tonight
The cup is ours all through our lives

And now here is the west coast victory song
We won we won we won
The mighty west coast eagles
The cup the cup is ours
Yes we are celebrating
You see we are the best mate
Winning is our friend
We never ever gave up
Right to the very end
Go eagles go eagles go eagles go
Winning the cup means everything to us our gracious team
You see we are fighters
And we are bad and mean
Never giving up and
We got the prize
Yes, we were keen
Go eagles go eagles go eagles go
The cup is ours
Go the mighty eagles
Till the day is done

This is a cheer I had in the past with the eagles

We are the eagles the west coast eagles
We the ones who will win this game
Each goal we score
Will be a blessing dude
Yes we will win this game
You see mate the cup is ours
And mate it was a bit of a fight
We are the eagles the west coast eagles
We are the winners of 2018
Go the mighty eagles yeah
Every single day go west coast eagles

The next cheering song says this

They never thought we would fail it no the eagles are the best the 2018 season is over yeah
And the eagles come up the best the eagles had their heartaches at the start oh yeah
But they kept on fighting and
We won it yeseree
At the end we cheered for them
And the supporters are cheering in Perth saying go the mighty eagles yes we are so great
Now we are coming home
And we are expecting an almighty roar go the eagles
The west coast eagles
Yes we won and we are happy

The Canberra moon festival 2018

Hi my name is Johnny brown and we had just seen a great performance on stage with a lady who does great things with a hoop and I can tell you watching it from here was absolutely amazing and I can tell you, dudes it was fantastic
And now Lucy sugerman is about to perform for us and mate, it is going to be so radical dudes, and there is going to be a great parade at 3-00 and yes it is going to be cool, and you can make lanterns as well, well that is going to be cool for everyone and now here’s Lucy with her music
Johnny’. Wasn’t Lucy fantastic
I really liked the songs she sang
And some songs that really struck our hearts, she is a fantastically talented girl and I especially liked when she sang candle in the wind, in which she sang when she was doing her live shows and it sounded really beautiful, she will be judging the talent show here at the moon festival tomorrow and rob jarrah is coming out to sing his great single called fire in me and I can guarantee he will blow everyone away with his great voice
And yes, he did blow the crowd away and now we have the ANU
K-pop club doing their dance moves for us, and boy are they the fittest individuals you have ever seen and yes, well they are displaying all the right moves
Getting into the party spirit here at the Canberra moon festival this is really cool, dudes and dudettes don’t you think and as they swing their hips and thighs
You just sit back and enjoy the music they dance to, this is really cool, hey
Yeah the ANU k pop club was really good to watch and mate
I really was tapping my foot to some of the best dance music around and they make dancing to it, so easy and well we have only 1 hour and 10 minutes from the great parade, and I think it will be cool and coming on the stage now looks like a variety of different instruments and I wonder what music they’ll play
Well, we just have to wait and see, I will try to catch the groups name, I am sure they will blow us away I just found out that the next act is the ANU Chinese classical music ensemble and I think they will be showing some great sounds for us
Yes, I thought the ANU Chinese classical music ensemble was excellent and very very cool and now as they leave the stage and the next group is the belly dancing group called bellyup
And we will see them wriggle their bellies to great Chinese music and they are cool, let’s get apart of it, well it is easy just tap your foot
Those were great belly dancers weren’t they and mate I will wanna join them on stage and yes they will blow us away and now here is a song from two students from mulwaree high school in Goulburn and mate the harmonies which are coming out of their mouths are really cool dudes
They were great and now it is the kids turn with the Australiasian school of contemplirary Chinese and these kids have a great deal of talent, they are letting their little voices become the better of all of them, and their music are radical dude and as they leave the stage, the next group are playing the beautiful sound of the flute and yes it sounds really cool, yes let’s get ready for a party dude
The flute sounded so great and the kids were very cool, even if I must say so myself and the parade starts soon starting with the dragon dance
And wasn’t that a fantastic dragon dance, they used a lot of force to shake it up, and I liked that a lot and there is a fantastic jiving dancing bunny dancing around and he surely was showing off the right dance moves, and VIP is over and we aren’t very long away the big party, the music is going to so radical dude and mate, if any of you have seen my Facebook page you will see the jiving bunny as well as the dancing dragon, it was really cool
And now we are sitting here listening to this great band rehearse and get the sound right for their performance tonight, this is going to be a great evening at epic and as the venue is the true part of the atmosphere (epic) and they have moved the VIP seating so people who feel like it could come in and party this evening and this is going to be a cool evening dudes right through to 10-00 pm tonight LET’S PARTY
As we are waiting for more performances here is a Canberra moon festival poem
We are a cheering
For the people on the stage
As well as the dragon dance
That is pretty cool
And the people on the rides
Yes they are having fun
And smooth ops rehearsing all
Their music oh yeah that is cool
Yes we are getting with it
Every single day
Party from start party from finish yeah that makes me radical dude
There are also talks on stage
From different but interesting people
Oh yeah and let’s not forget
The jiving bunny yeah he is pretty cool
And the pony and horse rides
Yes the kids love that lots
They go for a ride through the
Amusements yeah that is pretty ace
Ace ace we’re from space
And we party from the start
Till we do a ****
To prove this will be the best

And now we are watching a video on the Asian language
And yes they are telling you about how important it is to learn
Yes, this is going to be one hell of a party, don’t ya think
It was a really cool martial arts display and I thought it was pretty cool, kids and teenagers kicking each other around
And yes, it is pretty radical
The way they break the piece of wood, yeah that is really radical dude and they are going to have more belly dancing soon and yes mate I am looking forward to seeing what that is about
The belly dancing had started and some of the younger folk are coming up to try their hands on a bit of belly dancing and we are seeing everyone even the organisers or volunteers doing a bit of belly dancing it looks like people are going back to the 70s with their belly dancing skills how cool is this and some kids are learning the different styles of belly dancing and one kid made a frog lantern, pretty cool, the music is sounding great and his voice is starting to say I am a lovely lively singer
And I am cool too, yes rob jarrah
is cool and his voice is too die for and mate everyone is gathering in the area for the big party later on, mate rob has a great voice entertaining us till the main concert begins
Rob was great, his voice really expresses himself and now ANU Korean pop comes into the stage to perform some very interesting dance moves and mate they will get this party started for us tonight and they probably have been rehearsing for months to get this dance routine right, let’s get this party started
ANU k pop were ever so cool, as they move all parts of their bodies and they look ever so fit and now here is the Australian school of contempary Chinese again with some kids dancing for us and they look very fit as they are throwing their arms and how they are showing good movement yes, they are cool
And then a guitar solo and a vocalist come out to display their talents and I am sure they will be cool
I thought he sang nicely and now Micah absalum and Bryn wood and they sing for us a beautiful ballad and there is a lot of meaning in this song
And they sounded so radical as they sang it with so much meaning in it and now a ballet number which in her movement she is expressing herself as a positive and compassionate person
We have been seeing more dancers who were really cool and now there is a great young pianist named grace gee and her voice is to die for, ballads are the sound for today but dance has been coming up a close second and grace gee is good on the guitar as well, pretty awesome stuff as she sings one of her own songs which sounds great
The lights went out when Wednesday moon was juggling to lit up rings and it looked really awesome and it lasted for 2 minutes, then they had some great dance routines as well as
Some belly dancers who really shaked their bellies right and then after that they had a belly dance dance off and the winner won $30 gift voucher and she had an absolute ball it was awesome and now it is smooth ops to keep the party rolling awesome dudes
And the party is great
Smooth ops are rolling hits from John Farnham Aretha Franklin
Rip and ac/dc and abba and a bit of uptown funk you up and keeping the party rolling with a bit of the Jackson five and Tina turner’s nut bush city limits and mate this band smooth ops a fucken awesome and they are radical as well and I am well into the party spirit dancing away to these great songs, I hope the second half is just as awesome dudes and a few other oldies as well and then smooth ops came back on the stage and blew the crowd away with great music like it’s raining men and madonna’s cherish and like a prayer and a few of the hip songs that are hitting the charts now and then they played Kylie’s spinning around and thendomino and I will survive and living on a prayer which was the finish of it, it all was pretty radical dude and I can just say
With all this music and fun we had tonight, everybody was in a party mood, there were a man dancing as well as his son yeah that was so cool and now we will say party party party
Till the very end bit

My dad is singing the song he used to sing with my brother
In Dublin’s fair city, where the girls are so pretty I first set my eyes on sweet molly Malone
She wheeled her wheelbarrow
Through streets broad and narrow cockles and muscles
Oh yeah my dad sang that
My brother liked that song
When he sang it with dad
I liked to hear those songs they sang it was nice and sweet oh yeah it was, and I liked that song as well, you see the song was old but it was a goodie and yeah it was cool, very good words as dad is trying to remind me of how the song went, because mate, dad really tried to be a good family person, which is what I am being right now dad played a lot of songs
And he made them sound so happy, I liked his voice singing it because he was cool like Boris Pickett and as the years counted down before he died
Dad was drifting away from me
But I still wanted to feel his love
Oh yes I do
Oh yeah little young dude in Dublin’s fair city and I enjoyed myself so coolly golly miss Molly
Oh yeah it was cool
Dad sang that song because me and my brother both enjoyed it, wheeling the wheelbarrow to party down the club as I was listening to the bar stories I remembered my brother and dad and now I watch vlogs, to make me less lonely because being on my own can’t be fun
So I watch it nightly and I feel really cool yeah, cockles and muscles alive oh oh oh oh

I don’t know why I am waking up tired I only know I am
I go to bed with so much energy
But when I wake up I can’t
It is hard to get up
My eyes are dim
It is a hard thing but I have no idea
I don’t know why I am waking up tired I only know I am
I wake up and my energy level
Is bad and I feel like passing out
But then when I have my breakfast my energy has returned
It is only the thing when I wake up I feel tired and I have no idea why
I just know that I am waking up tired my body doesn’t know why
You see I have no energy I do my exercises but why do I wake up tired
Why don’t I go to bed tired and wake up refreshed
That is how it is supposed to be
You see I have no idea why I am waking up tired I only know I am
The medication makes me to lazy to get up
I have no idea why
I get up eventually and have my breakfast and it sure goes away
I feel fit I can do many things
Yes I might have woken up tired
But soon it goes away
I feel refreshed but still I have that tiredness in me that makes me feel so pooped
You see it is hard when you wake up tired you feel like staying in bed
And the medication stays in your head making you feel so tired I have no idea why I am waking up tired
I just know I do
And yes I want to get up at 6 but I get later still
Maybe it is party in my dreams of drinking methane smoothies
And a nice cold beer as well
Yes oh yes I want to feel refreshed but I know I know. I know I wake up tired

I was a really cool kid
I wasn’t getting teased bullied or fought
I was just a cool kid to the men
Oh yeah a really cool kid
I did farts, people said I was a child
I said yes I am a kid a really really really cool kid
They thought I was a tad dumb
I never knew where my meals were coming from
I was just a tad dumb
I was a really cool kid
I wasn’t getting teased or bullied or fought
I was way to smart for that
Yes I am a really cool kid
I went to pubs to dance with the chicks
And when I drank I was a lunatic
But everyone liked me in there
You see I had my fair share of problems when people yelled at me because I was cool I was a really cool kid
I was a really cool kid
I have never gotten teased or bullied or fought
Never never never a cool kid to a fight
I just wanted to be cool
I ain’t a gay no no
People get the wrong impression that I like men
I prefer to just drink with the men
And if I have *** it will be with the ladies
I am a really cool kid
People used to say what are you looking at Turk they just were being nice to me
Thinking that is what I really want
I am a really cool kid
I am a really cool kid
I will never get teased bullied or fought
I just will get mucked with oh yeah
As I party on
As I party on, dudes

Party going down
Right to the ground
You see we are getting really heavy
Driving a real classy chevvy
Get down to the music
Enough to wanna party
Yes and we say yeah we are cool
Cool man eat my shorts
You see in this day and age
We party and we party
From start to ****** finish
Listening to Alice cooper on the YouTube stream
Yes he sounds real cool
Oh yes he is
He wears his cool outfits
And he sings cool songs
He converted to being a Christian
Well Buddhism is the best
And partying is even better mate
How’s it going hows it going
How are you going mate
We long and we suffer together
As two peas in a pod
We look like hooligans
We look like teenagers
Who is cooler and who is smart party right to the end and say
Party party party

We’ve got matching bands
And cheer squad girls
At the parade today
Being cool like you will
Yes that sounds so divine
Lovely flags and lovely songs
Yes I think that is cool
People dressed up as pizzas
Rocking around the clock
Big pink balloons shaped like
A little heart
I wish I belonged to Simpson’s
As a brother of Bart
People with groovy umbrellas
And people with wings as well
I like the dudes in wheelchairs
They really know their stuff wave wave wave your flag
And show it to all of the world the luck of the Irish
The best of Britain
And yes there is the raddest dude around in their little masks
Walking like a stork
Go the might of the cheer girls
Be cool and be rad
This parade is not all so ****** bad
Come on dudes let’s party
From start to finish

She is looking at me
Oh looking at me
She really is a looking at me
You see I am messed up
I really love the sea
She really is looking at me
It is a technology thing
The itch in my brain
But I really don’t like her
Looking at me
I hate it I hate it it is bad
I find it completely rather sad
Stop looking at me ya fucken ******
I will play monopoly and I will be the banker
You see she’s looking at me
Looking at me
She really is looking at me
I am messed up it is a technology thing
She really is a looking at me
People going to hospital
To fix their bodies
Really hard to see someone yelling
She is looking at me
Looking at me
I wish she will stop mate
Looking at me
Watching movies is so great
I find it cool don’t you mate
Stop looking at me squirt
Stop now

Your a rich ****
A big big rich ****
And everybody knows except for you
You never care for the poor
You never want the poor to have fun
You just ride your bike up manly beach looking like a real snob
And you leave your kids money
What about us
Hey rich ****
Are you listening rich ****
You want big banks to get all the money and none for us
You see you don’t care
For the little guys you rich ****
You give every rich man tax cuts
And high superannuation payments and take the poor‘ away
Your a rich ****
When you are dead mr rich ****
I will never mourn you when you are dead
It will be time for celebration
Of a great big rich ****
I know there are a lot of people
Who like you but I don’t
And I want you to get away from my life
Because you are a rich ****
A big rich ****
You see you wouldn’t care about how poor people suffer
And that is what you do
I really want you
To listen to us and make us feel needed mate well, not you
Never you you don’t care
If we haven’t got money to live
Just as long as your family are fine, that is all that matters
Hey rich ****
Mr big rich ****
You created homeless people
And if they complain you don’t care
You are a rich ****
A big fat rich ****
While we do our art being
Proper role models
You look at the stocks
So you can go on a holiday
And forget about us
We need to pay our bills mate
You get to see the business world
So you can say
I am up there with the rich ***** having fun

Barry and Ashley and Leslie
Performing on Jupiter moon
Singing waltzing Matilda waltzing Matilda you’ll come a waltzing Matilda with me
And flea, flea fly, flea fly flo
Vister, coolabah coolabah coolabah vista
Oh no no no not the vista
And we are the bad and mean green machine Ashley liked league and hated Aussie rules
He said why do you like Aussie rules league is much better
And Leslie one day organised a church play which I participated in despite me being a Buddhist
I found it fun though and I used to sit at the mall and Leslie talked to me there, making me feel like I have adult friends
Ashley said I had a good imagination when he was reading my poetry
The band played waltzing Matilda as the war was on back then
We still have a war like when people disagree with us
Yes that seems so bad
Barry joined my bowling league as another helper and Leslie came to my play in 2003 to watch it with the ladies from Vinnies and Ashley was a regular customer at the kaleen swimming pool when I went there each Wednesday and I always said hello to him and I joked with him and he joked with me it is sad that they all a no longer around because they each made me happy
Waltzing Matilda waltzing Matilda you’ll come a waltzing Matilda with me
We sang and we threw that jumbuck in that tucker bag
You’ll come a waltzing Matilda with me
And Barry gave me an Apple computer to get me up with the joneses and make me really enjoy the internet, ya know
I was hopeless at the computer once but now I know how to use it
Now we are singing all these numbers like world of our own
And Georgy girl and many many more death happens but it is great to know we come back to life performing at this cosmic concert stage on Jupiter showing that death can be fun and uplifting knowing we will come back
So Barry Ashley and Leslie
Thank you for making me feel like a normal person when I went out

I would like to cuddle a beautiful bub and a beautiful Bub if that
Very cute and he smiles at me
Yes that sounds real cool
Yes he smiles real cute
Babies are cute oh yeah
I say cute adorable bub
You see when they grow up
They do a lot of things
Like drama and choirs and playing sport
But right now yeah now
They are beautiful bubs
And very very sweet
Yeah babies are cute
Wearing their little onesies
And nappies full of ****
And they cry out happy sounds
And you say don’t be sad little bub the world isn’t too bad
And then little bub cries and cries very happy sounds
But sometimes you can’t tell how happy they are
Don’t cry baby
Don’t lose your head
I do love you from the feet to your head
If you keep crying I will put
You to bed cute little bub

Performing on Saturn

Hi dudes and dudettes
Welcome to Saturn club rings and today we are playing poems and songs that will make you feel really cool
The first song is the west coast eagles victory song
We are the eagles
The west coast eagles
We are the ones who won that game
You see we have the power
To win the big game
Go the eagles who are one win away
You see with the eagles
The west coast eagles
Yes we are powerful
End tonight we will be in the club
To sink down a few cleansing ales

Yes that was a cool song and now here is our second song which is called hey dude what are you on about
You see when I was a partying
In the cold of this city
I see people trying to get me in
To their little gang oh yeah
I told them I didn’t wanna be in their gang but they said you are joining us oh yeah
I tried to wriggle out of it
It isn’t what I am into, no
Because I am into partying in a different way
Then these thugs came up to me
And said these little words
Hey dude, what are you on about
Then I went to the football club
To watch the very important match yes that makes me feel so divine
And my dad said yes your majesty when I told him what to do is was as if I didn’t know what to do
You see back then when I was a hooligan a ***** rotten hooligan
I found it hard to think what the **** was going on
Then these dudes said to me
Hey dude what is going on
Partying in the club is cool
And they really break no flaming rule you see god isn’t up there anymore because the bible was absolute ******* when they tell you everything that is in it
Hey dude what is going on

Thank you and that was a great song and our next song is yes your majesty
You see when I was young I told my family to say what I wanted them to say
Like you say heavy metal is cool
You say Martin Luther king had a dream
You say who is going to win the footy
You say you say you say
Dad goes yes your majesty in a very posh way
Yes your majesty after I say you say
Yes it is cool in many ways
Dad goes yes your majesty
Every fucken day
After I say you say
I told him, no I am not the queen
And I am no king either
I just want you to say
That I am the best
Just say west coast are the best well, dad just said yes your majesty yes you flaming majesty after I say you say
Yes your majesty every single day

That was a good song and now it is time to party with me
We drink taquila and bourbon yeah
We drink beer and wine for you
We get high on mariguana as well as *******
Yes it is time to party oh yeah we say
You say party time is here
Yes your majesty
You say get down and boogie
Yes your majesty
You see you can see me in my party clothes
Yes and my nanna is having a doze
Drinking beer to past time
I say fun you say cool
Yes your majesty I say what I want
I am a tool and a ****
Who loved life every day
Party party party mate
Party with a how’s it going mate
Get down with a bit of methane
Yeah mate yeah time to play

What a song and now here is winning the final

It is mighty hard to win a final
Especially when both teams want to be there
And the crowd yell out forever
Yeah mate yeah
When I get up this morning.
I will watch the Canberra afl grand final
Who the ******* will win
Well it will be close and it will be fun
How many people will turn up
It will be hard for both teams
Cause winning this grand final
Is what each team wants to do
Gets out there to score a goal
Goal goal a pretty good goal
And west coast are one win away of a grand final after coming back on Collingwood
With the McGuire family cheering on the pies but when west coast won yippee I ay
It was a shame that the swans are no more this year but Sydney still has a representative
There let’s hope they win
Go the demons beat the hawks
Don’t move don’t you dare squawk it will be hard oh hard to win that match so just get your ticket yes mate, clear the pickets welcome to Australia Britain or France going to this party in just my underpants
And you feel pretty cool as your favourite team wins the all important final oh yeah

Goodbye, time to go must get up to watch the Canberra afl
Go ainslie

Go the mighty west coast eagles
They played very well
I know it was a shaky start
But they came back to win oh yeah
They will be drinking a lot of beer
And they will be about to enjoy the week off
They play the winner of hawthorn and Melbourne
And I hope it is Melbourne
You see mate I like footy
And mainly interstate footy
Yeah go the mighty west coast eagles they are looking good
Yeah mate yeah mate
Crack open a cold one for
West coast

My sweet tooth is going crazy
You see it makes me want to crave
You see I feel like a chocolate
And a nice packet of sour cream and chives chips
Then I feel like a soft drink
Whether it be coke lemonade
Or orange soda
Or something like a nice strawberry moove
Yes I can’t control my sweet tooth it is driving me crazy
I want to eat it all
But if I did I will get even fatter
Than I am now
And I don’t want that
Not one little bit
I just exercise to push the fat off
And the chips which clogs up my Arteries as well as the sugar giving me diabetes, I need to change my life
Chocolate bars and soft drink
Strawberry moove rolly Polly cake and sour cream and chives
Chips I just crave that stuff everyday I don’t want it but I just can’t get rid of it
It is my **** sweet tooth
Which is making me crave this
If I feel thirsty I will drink water
And hopefully one day if I don’t give in, these crazy cravings will go away, I ate it all because I wanted to be a man a man to eat a lot of food, I wish the cravings would *******
Oh well, exercise will help me reduce the cravings well I have to exercise to become regular again, even when I was thin I still ate a lot of bad food, I was exercising too
Chocolate mousse sounds so great but exercise is greater
Sugar is a terrible treat
My sweet tooth needs to be repaired

It is the grand old flag
From Melbourne town
You see they beat the cats
Yes they did the mighty demons
Really let the cats have it
You see dudes with the
Red and the blue
What will happen next week
Are the demons strong enough
To beat the might of the hawks
I think they could if they defend
Mate like they did tonight
And put pressure on hawthorn
All through the game
Oh yeah it will promise to be
A ******* Jack of a ****** game

Briano alliano performs on Jupiter

Hi dudes and dudettes
Welcome to my concert up here on Jupiter and it is time to have some fun and here is my first song for you called robbers and bandits

You see as I walk down the city streets
I see these robbers and bandits
Trying to take my money
Saying please please honey
Can I have your money
You see we are poor and
We have no place to call home at night
I said there is no need to rob me
I will give you $2 to $5 and I know that might not be enough
But I am just as hard done by as you in a way
The robbers and bandits said
To me we need your blood
And we need your money
I know you might not like that
But it is our only way
So just give us $3000 ok
If you don’t you will die
Personally I prefer to be positive
About how silly they are being
Trying to rob a Good Samaritan
Like me, you here about it on the news and you don’t think of it happening in real life
But I think it happened and I have to just sit back and say
Robbers and bandits had me again

The next song is push me to the limit
You see when I was young
I was really cool
I used to tease my dad
Who I thought was being conservative too
You see he came up to me and said
C’mon I will fight you I’ll fight you yeah I will
But he was trying to make me stand up for myself
And I thought mate I needed to put pride in myself
But I know dad didn’t mean to
As such but he pushed me to the limit oh shucks
I was just being a normal kid
Teasing my father and being rude
Dad hated what I was doing to him
He gave me medication to calm
Me down
It worked for a while but then
I completely lost it
When the drugs I was taking
Started to push me to the limit
I hated it I really did
But fighting the people that were trying to help me
Well, this wasn’t cool
So I decided to obsess about taking the meds, even if I got
Strange dillusions which I didn’t want I sat there watching
Family programs on tv
Because of the fact I have
No family of my own
It worked out ok till one day
The dollusions came and I did something bad and straight to the psych ward I went
You see the doctors were bad
And i thought they
Pushed me to the limit in an unusual way then my dad said to me just stay with your friends
And let them help you
But it was hard and I felt pretty ****, so I sang fly burgers loud and strong

The next song is I want to go to the movies
Oh I want to go to the movies
To see a movie that is cool
Like raising Arizona and beaches and ghostbusters
I felt pretty cool
Then I saw polar express and then I saw Arthur’s Christmas
And superman returns as well as goal yes that makes me feel so divine and if I don’t feel like going there I will watch movies on tv like Harry Potter da Kath and Kim code and pirates of
The carribean too
Yes they are all good movies
And yes I will enjoy them a lot
Drink a beer or a methane smoothie yeah oh yeah
These movies are great

What a song this next song is living next door to a party
You see we are trying to watch
Our shows on tv
When a great big loud speaker
Played music so loud
And the swearing, mate wasn’t quite as good we need to fix
The noise because it’s deafening and after that
The television played around
You see the computer chips
Were playing around
It is all because we all
Were living next door to a party
Listening to swearing and loud music and people swinging around and hanging up and hanging down and partying good yes we hang around outside pubs and yes we are cool but me I thought these people are in no club, and they have to be careful not to break anything, but they don’t care as they party loud and you find it hard to live next door to a party

That was a good song yes it’s groovy our next song is called mmmm donuts
Oh yeah I love my donuts
I feel like Homer Simpson
As I bring down my donuts
Yeah I love them they are nice
Mmmmm donuts mmmmmm donuts I love them I love them
Yes when I eat a donut
It melts in my mouth
I feel like a little sour ****
As I eat one down and then the other
I give the donut to my mother
What if she does the donut rap
And partied down
Up up up up and down down down
You see if you look like Homer Simpson you must say
Mmmmm donuts every single day
Mmmmm donuts every single day c’mon party the Homer Simpson way

Thank you Jupiter crowd and that was mmmmmm donuts the great song and now here is my waltzing Matilda
Once a jolly young dude
Partied from club to club
Dancing with all the girls in there
And after that we drank some taquila shots you’ll come a partying with Matilda oh yeah
I love a party really really partying I might not look it
But I am a social guy
I go to events to party down with the party dudes
Oh yeah
Then we got down to the great
Football club we watched the game and listened to the band
The music they played was cool and very very hip and the girls asked me to dance
I danced an unusual way everybody looked at me
Thinking I was a tad crazy
But I didn’t care because I am a party dude you’ll come a partying in the football club with me

Thank you dudes and dudettes and now here is a great song called this is *******
Ahh this is *******
Really really *******
The crap you are trying to tell me is driving me up the wall
I hate that crap I really do
So why do you want to play ******* to me
Ahh this is *******
Oh yeah this is *******
Watching ****** reality television which doesn’t mean a thing
Ahh this is *******
Really really *******
You see they play gridiron
And they play ice hockey
And yeah it is party time
I like partying and I like teasing
The conservos as they are doing their jobs
You see ahh they speak ******* total total *******
Ahh this is *******
It is total *******
Watching the crap they speak on sky news on win
You see it is right wing crap ya see
As the oldies sit there with their cup of tea
Yeah that is *******
Total utter *******
Yes ******* comes around
In their mouths every day
Yes they do
Ahh they speak *******
Complete and utter *******
And that is the truth
Or is it ahhhh *******
Thanks guys and gals and I want to say this enjoy Jupiter and I will see you when I come again.

I love Aussie rules
I support the Sydney swans
And I like other interstate teams
As well as Melbourne and Carlton
I like watching family vlogs
They add a bit of happiness
Into a very great day
I like doing tapestries
I like drawing too
I like 80s music
Because it brings me back to my youth
I like parades such as Christmas
Halloween 4th of July and thanksgiving
I like watching heavy metal
Concerts on YouTube
It is pretty rad
I like Apple computers
Very easy to use
I like watching tv like home and away and neighbours and 800 words and the good doctor
And more
I like exercise keeping pretty fit
I like watching Christmas concerts on tv or being there
I like going to the cosmos in my sleep to muck with people who are dead and some alive
I like to live my life
To the full my old son
But most of all I like my mum
For looking after me when the pressure was on

I want something to calm me down at bedtime it is the only way to be
Everyone should be calm at bedtime oh yeah we should
It is good to be calm and it is
Good to be cool
But being calm at bedtime oh yes indeed
Dreaming of going to space to play around with the dead
Like my uncle Stan and ray
And my good old dad
It is really good to be calm
At bedtime
And think about the parties
You will have and don’t forget to say as you are planning to go to bed it is a happy thing to be
Welcome to Australia Britain
Or France i turned to the party
In my underpants just my underpants nothing more
If you plan a good birthday party
Plan it after bed
Because you will get really tired
Oh yeah my Aunty said
You see plan your life never turn back yeah mate yeah it is fine
It is good to be calm at bedtime
Dreaming of silly things as well as smart
Getting drunk in methane smoothies and you feel very cool
You will always break the golden golden rule
Being calm at bedtime is cool
Don’t you think
Welcome to Australia Britain or France I turned up to my party in my underpants just my underpants nothing more
Nothing more nothing less
It puts me to the test
You see being cool at bedtime
Oh yeah that sounds fine

I like Patrick, he was my best friend
He booted me up the backside
He took me to concerts and we went to the footy
Yeah it was a cool party we had
We ate junk food together
And ate chips and coke
It was fun for us
He was a happy person and loved life just like me
Yes we were very much kindred spirits
You see we joked around together and talked for a while
About our other mate
Yes it was fun teasing him
But he got mental and started to be a bully in his town
And now nobody likes him
Patrick was nice and as we talked oh yeah
We were two loud men
Being cool, yeah
Partying all night as we should do
He gave me his jimmy Barnes albums only to have them being taken
I hated that I really wanted
To be Patrick’s friend till death day
But not in voices, in the real world
Patrick was a very cool friend
We watched all together now e street and music shows
And listened to heavy metal records and tapes
So, how cool was Patrick as a friend yes, I think of him when I party, yes I will remember the positive attitude

It is time for your birthday
Let’s rock and roll yeah
It is time for your birthday
Time to party
Opening all your presents
How cool
Getting down to every groove
Not knowing what you are getting dude
I hope I get something good oh yeah
Partying is right partying is fun
Go to the club to get down and say party on for uncle ray
I love movement I live for life
I never get in any strife
Oh yeah oh yeah party on party on
Partying is fun for your mate Ron
People called me bron back then
Drinking scotch on the rocks
With bourbon oh yeah
I want everyone to say to me
That I am cool oh yeah I am cool
I don’t believe in being negative
I remain positive in every part of my life
I am cool I am cool
Better than you
I am cool
I will party with the cool dudes
Yes I will

I enjoy life every day and every night
I like to party I like to have fun
And say c’mon dudes let’s party right
Get down into the cold and frosty night
Enjoying life is what I do
And I will do it with all of you
The devil doesn’t stop me
From having fun
Kicking conservos up the ***
Party is my middle name
I will go home and watch fame
So carn the dancers and carn
The dudes
Everybody thinks I am a cool dude
I get down yeah that is me
I am the sort to be real happy
Oh yeah was my motto
Ummmm was my favourite word
Not that it is a word my mate
I will party on days I stay up late
Move it on up right to the top
Get down and boogie
And never stop
Party party party
Yes that’s right
Party in the day as well as at night

I party all day and night
I don’t want to get into a fight
Or a scuffle oh know
It’s not for me
I will get a coke and party with the blokes in an attemption to try and get a chick
But I don’t like having ***
Yes, I am a loser like that
But I still wanna party yeseree
I will get on the dance floor
And say party party party
Yes I feel pretty ****** cool
I sing along to songs on YouTube
Like shakin’ Stevens and Acca Dacca and boy do I party right
I get wasted away
And I lose my weeks pay
And then I get ******* in a ditch
By a crazy stupid ****** ****
Who thinks he is smart but I am
Smarter
Plus I am the coolest man around
I don’t like Donald trump
He is a right wing ****
Yes if I was there I wouldn’t vote
For him in a million years
Australian politics ain’t much better mate they will put up the price of living mate
And yes makes us find it hard to live at all
But mate I love life
I party with life
I am a the coolest dude around
Cool man eat my shorts
Party all night
And into the night
Party all night
I think I am party all night
Sticks and stones will break my bones in the afternoon delight
Party right to the end
To never ever fight
It is our afternoon delight
Party through to the afternoon
Come on dudes swing your hips
Party party party right to the end afternoon delight
Party by slobbing your food
While conservos try and discipline me
I will fucken party
Baby on top party on top
He has got what it takes
And we know how to party

Take me out to the party
Take me out will you dude
Maybe to baseball and basketball and have a lot of fun while you’ll there
Swing your hips with the umpire
Make sure has it right
Party party party
All fucken day and night
Los Angeles v Houston
Who will win will you tell
And party on forever
Please dude won’t you ring the bell
Ring dingaling time to party
Right till the end dude

A nice cold beer
For a nice hot day
Watching baseball and cricket
AFL and nrl and nfl and
A band in the club
Getting down to boogie
And say party party party
People sharing a nice cold beer
On this nice hot day
Drinking it down to get you drunk and party all day long
Watching buddy franklin score
The winning goal
It can happen
Watching you favourite baseball
Star hit a home run
In the match or the home run derby
A nice cold beer on a nice hot day
Feeling ****** as a parrot yeah
Kung fu fighting playing in the background and we party like crazy from start to finish
Party party party
Right till the very finish
Yes we enjoy this nice cold beer
On this nice hot day
We sure do

I love teddy bears
I think they a kinda cute
They have their big heads
And their arms and legs
You cuddle them in bed
You cuddle them when you are blue
Yes the teddy bears are very very cute
You dream that you and your teddy are flying to the party in the sky like with bourbon and coke and beer and wine
And honey for your teddy
You see teddy bears are very very cute
They sit on the bed waiting
For you to go there
And then you relax
And you cuddle your teddy good
He enjoyed the honey
That he had for his meal
After I take my meds
I go straight to my bed
Where my little teddy bear
Is waiting to be kissed
Then you nod off to dreamy land where the cool kids are
Yes it’s time to party hardy
Right till morning time
Just cuddle your teddy bear

Paper paper
When you read the paper
There is a bit of news you don’t see and that is the fact that this paper meant we get rid of trees
Trees are nice to look at and
Will be used for the birds to nest in and then some bull dozer knocks them down
So we can get our daily news
I know it is part of life
But overall it isn’t good
Leave the trees alone and
Use the online news
At least then you can read what you want
You could see the stories and
If you click on them
You can hear the story as well
But on the paper is publishers
Writing articles on a substance which was once a tree
Paper paper
Do we need our paper. It really drives us crazy yeah
I read the chronicle online buddy because it is better than
Killing trees for news
Yes, paper is cool paper is weird
But then I use drawing paper
Well it is bad but the world ain’t ready to completely digital just yet but I even write on the phone and one day I might draw here too
Don’t spoil the trees for unnecessary paper
Little bit for art is fine

this sunday dad
have a happy fathers day
i know you are dead
and your in your next life
as a blonde haired girl
but you are still looking at me
through the eyes of nirvana
everybody had fun with you
and you were good at the computer too
keeping tabs on everything
and playing war games for a bit of fun
all i want to say is now
we won't be able to go to the club no more
we haven't since 2014, the year of your death
so dad, i know you taught the kids well
teaching them how to live their lives
well, i am living my life right now
enjoying watching youtube, cool things
so dad, i know you never wanted to be cool
but your next life will beg to differ
because fathers day is approaching
and i miss you dad
but HAPPY FATHERS DAY, enjoy nirvana

You can’t please everyone
So you have to please yourself
As you do your work
It is weird you have to
Try to please every folk of this town and one is happy and the other is angry with what you did
And you sit there trying to please these people
But it is better to please yourself
As Ricky Nelson told you
That you can’t please everyone
So you have to please yourself
But it is hard to please everyone in this land because everyone is different the best thing to do is
Try and eat right and do your exercise and not try and please people it is impossible to please everyone, dude and then you get teased by the big young dudes, no just please yourself as it is almost nirvana in West Virginia and the buddhists who are supposed to respect each other are going home along the country road and you will find
It is mighty hard to please everyone, so please yourself dude

First day of school
First day of school
Will the kids be cool on the first day of school
Will they learn how they contribute in being the future of the world and it all comes back to the first day of school
When the kids are at home all summer and when it is time to go to bed for school
It is a ******
Kids have fun as they enter the school to improve their minds
Yes it is cool on the first day of school
They play sport and they do English too and do mathematics
And learn science too it will be cool so cool indeed
It’ll be cool on the first day of school
They will learn horticulture and home economics and maybe there will be a few that like to do art, you see I like art and I was cool and as the first day of school came around I was cool
First day of school
First day of school
It’ll be cool on the first day of school
And as kids learn to help the community they say
It’s cool on the first day of school
Sometimes it is hard to get kids to except this
Oh well, we’ll try and try I suppose

It is not ******* to go to bed early
It is not ******* to go to bed with your blankie
It is not ******* to go anywhere
With your blankie
It is not ******* to cuddle your mummy and daddy
It is not ******* to get tucked in by your mum even if you are a teenager
It is not ******* to do tapestries even if you are a man
It is not ******* to give up eating junk food especially if you want to lose weight
It is not ******* to watch whatever you want to even if it is silly
It is not ******* to say you love life even if you sometimes are a tad truthful about your life
It is not ******* to do anything you want to do
It is not ******* to stay up late enjoying life even if you are a. Adult
I am not *******

This red rooster is a bundle of fun bundle of fun yes it is cool and fun
This red rooster is a bundle of fun
I love life and this red rooster is having peas and gravy too
Cool man eat my shorts like bart
Would say and the red rooster said to me have a cup of coffee
Drinking it right now that sounds great, and then we eat a chicken pie and we think about this red rooster is a bundle of fun don’t forget the Sydney roosters are done
Never gonna win never gonna win I hope the red rooster has a bundle of fun with me and you
And if we think about it the rooster is cool and it is not the Sydney roosters they are not
And the red rooster wants and deserves to have fun
Every single day and night
You see the devil is going to say just one word give me some red rooster and a dollar coin
Yes that sounds great mate

Sydney swans are the best team in the land
Even if they are losing they still pile the pressure on, so bad
You see they won in 2005 and lost the next year and they came back again in 2012 but they haven’t won since but they have been there though because Sydney swans are the best team in the land they always play in the finals no matter how far they get
Go Sydney go Sydney go Sydney go and they are a good team ****** ****** good
Cheer cheer the red and white
Honour the name by day and by night lift that noble banner high
And party right with good old red wine then you party with a beer and boy do I feel like partying getting wasted and drinking to get drunk
Sydney swans are the best team around

I am positive
I don’t dwell in the past
I am always trying to be cool
No matter how hard it is
You see I have positive blood
From deep inside of me
I am cool I don’t dwell
No that is not me
I am positive
I am cool and never getting teased
I love life wherever I go
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I am positive
I am better than the negative ***** of this land
When they say they hate life ya see I say I love life
Yeah it’s good to be positive
In fact it is great ya see
My middle name is positive
No negativity for me
I could do anything that I set my mind
You see I have the staminer
To get me going oh yeah
I am positive I only like positive
**** the negative ***** I say
Send them to the ritz
I love life and that is true
I really think I am cool
Everyone will see me walking past and say boy aren’t you cool if your positive and you don’t know where to go to
Why aren’t you happy
When the day goes by
Pushing the positive yeah

I am a ***** in the club
I really do love life
I get drunk every hour
And I sink them down real quick
You see I love life really really cool
We are one and we have fun
You see beer is the only one for us
We share a drink and sing with one voice
We are a pack of yobbos
And we get drunk and we say to each other
That drinking is certainly my cup of tea
You see everyone says get down
Playing pool and playing the pinball machine and how many points will you get
You see the yobbos of this brown land are saying
Get drunk we share a beer
To everyone in this country
I say you say drink the ***** way
Sharing it with everyone and say get drunk and say
I would like to see rain in Africa
And I would like to see sun in Antartica but that will be a miracle despite it being Normal before Athens sent the blizzard
Their way and then we shared another beer with Jesus and god and they said
*****, ******* Turk so we can get on with our lives
We share a drink and drink it down my love
I say you say yobbos rule ok

It is time to have a good party enjoy a decent lamington
And eat chocolate and milk shakes and yeah
But we don’t need any of that. I can get passed this, I feel positive and I feel cool
I believe in myself to do anything
I drink beer in front of the yobbos they go scull scull scull
I say ok I will do just that
I can’t figure out what my dream was last night but
In hindsight it was a fucken nightmare and dreaming of it
Gets it out of my head
I play mr baseman
And I play it very loud and cool I love to have a beer with Duncan
But he isn’t my mate
Because he used me
He just cares for the richer end of town and not for my end
You see I wish the world was easy
But that doesn’t mean it is going to be easy
Because we are having a beer in the club and we get a beer gut
And we drink all the way Amarillo saying we need to party all night and say
Drink beer drink bourbon drink ***** drink softies drink wine drink cider and then get drunk
Party and we think about the wood chip which turned into the news paper which reads us the news but the internet is the best paper, save the trees and go online dudes

Party party says the little guy
Who lives in the Rocky Mountain high students
You see we can study
To get into the biggest jobs
In the world but overall
Jobs are hard to get
And kids need to work hard
At school to get good grades
And then you party all night
With a bit of acca dacca
And Tim Minchin
And then we will open a bottle white wine and say
Let’s get drunk and say
It is a hard hard life to be working for the men
Raiders are playing better after not being in the 8 and no hope of making the 8
And then we head down to the uni bar and play the loudest music and make conservatives turn deaf it will be ****** fun
And then we party all night
Rock rock around the clock
The crowd is cheering
The third grade will rock

You see there is a force up there
Which is trying to keep my family shy from doing cool things like when we enjoy having a good system with the television the force will come down and stuff up the aerial and make it harder for my family to relax, but I want to relax and I do what I want, but the force is stopping our family becoming cool even though I want to be cool, every time I say I am cool my friends voice said we want no Allan part of the cool stuff unless they muck with me but I said I am cool whether I muck with you or not but I am determined to be cool and I enjoy my life and I will be a positive person and nobody can take me away from it but I still hear my friend saying Allan’s aren’t like us mate and I say the Allan’s can do what we want and we can be cool and positive and nobody will take it away even if you put our televisions and electricity into no signal but
He was cocky like a big rich **** saying stop being nice to us if you want the perfect life but I said don’t you think I should be rewarded for helping the poor mate and he said ******* mate your family aren’t like us ain’t real family people because they were too nice to you when you had problems and you have to think about what your mother said about Facebook but I don’t care
I want to be normal
Do my art do my writing
Watch tv watch YouTube
Enjoy a balance diet
Have fun at special cool events
And I want nothing to go wrong
Our family can do what we want
We should be able to have fun and not just have you the only one having fun
How would you like it if
If you had no fun things in your house
I am a family person who loves to have fun
Don’t spoil it dude

Brian Allan is a punk
A punk a punk
Brian Allan is a punk
Who is so cool
You see I watch concerts
Cause I love them I love them
Brian Allan is a punk
And is the coolest dude around
You see watches Sydney swans in the footy and supports the raiders despite them only winning when they have no hope
Brian Allan is a punk a punk a punk
Yes Brian Allan is a punk
And he is so cool
You see he likes watching boxing to see who will win the title and if a geeky kid was being bullied he would come up to hassle the bully
Only to get locked in the locker next to the geek
You see Brian Allan is a punk
A very fine punk is he
He never gets into very much
Strife and dude can he be cool
You see Brian Allan gets wasted at parties turning the people away but deep down Brian Allan is a cool punk who really loves life in the way of being positive
Not worrying about the bad
Just stay positive in your life

At the end of July I started a new diet where I was eating steak plus 1/2 orange and turkey steaks and sweet potato and 3 ounces of orange juice and mince with red peppers and baby spinach and chicken stock and baby carrots and Greek yoghurt and in the morning I had 3 egg omelette with red peppers and baby spinach and baby carrots and 10 almonds and on the omelette days I have 3 ounces of cranberry juice and I have another 3 ounces of cranberry juice with my dinner and I combined that with exercise and
I did this every day and about 2 month after doing the diet my weight was before the diet 145 kg and after the first month my weight is 136 kg, which is a loss of 9 kilos,this makes me feel really good and I have no reason why I couldn’t do better next month but I am getting more energy, like when I was eating junk food my body was slow and tired and now I feel very fit with heaps of energy to do my exercise and write my stories and do my artwork
Mind you I had to give up all the junk food that I love, and despite people around me eating fattening foods, I had to stick to my diet and if I was going out I take it with me
But I feel great that I lost 9 kg in the last month, it makes me feel positive and gives me more will power to work hard next month
Cool man! I lost another 9 kilos of my weight

I might have been a yeah mate yeah kid when I was young
I visited oldies and I didn’t hang
With many cool people back then I might have been a nerd back then I liked programming computer games and I did a lot of different things
I might have been a tad different to the others but deep
Down I thought that made me cool
I mucked with my friends at school and I found it hard to muck with bullies and I liked to much with my family like playing games and watching television
And I performed in school plays
And learnt to sing songs like songs that were pretty much in the hippy age I remember mucking around at the mall being cool and I was hearing voices, well I think they were of them treating me like a nerdy yeah mate yeah kid just because I watched television with my mates and family I played basketball with my friend at the Southside basketball stadium abs had a drink afterwards I thought that was cool and I played bingo with my grandmother and my friends and even if it is an oldie thing
I was probably a bit of a geek
I might have been a bit shy at family parties where I just played cricket with dice when others were enjoying themselves and I went to concerts like from red tape and ac/dc and Bryan Adams and def Leopard and the pigs in Merimbula but I had a few social issues where I must be the coolest one there and I was I think and I teased my father sometimes but it didn’t get me far, you see I might have been a geek I might have been a nerd I might have been a yeah mate yeah kid, but I thought I was pretty cool, because I watch the footy afl and nrl and cricket and baseball and soccer and basketball I like to celebrate Christmas even if I am not a Christian, no, I am a Buddhist and I feel different from the world but it ain’t my intention though, I just believe in coming back after you die, rather than this stupid heaven ******* and
I know they believe in nirvana and I know what goes on up there cause you can go there in dreams
I might be a geek nerd or yeah mate yeah kid, but I am a writer artist and YouTube presenter

I remember when I was a teenager ya know playing sport eating junk food oh yeah
Yes it was fun being a teenager
Being as cool as they come
You see I was a very good worker and I was as fit as well
You see I was a cool teenager
Yes that sounds real cool
We went to see the raiders from Canberra oh yeah
And we waved our flags and yelled out to make sure everyone hears
We celebrated new year at the with some sugar or alcohol
Yes it was fun being a teenager
Yes I was so cool
You see I was in the basketball team and I was very fit
And I was with the bowling team
And at that stage I wasn’t very good but when I got back into it as an adult I became the best I can be
You see it was fun being a teenager you see I was wiling to learn
You see I did bushwalking and I mucked around in school
Getting detentions and ****
I squabbled with another bloke who wanted to show how cool he is but me, being a teenager
I showed him I can be cool too
Yes it was fun being a teenage boy and I had a lot of fun
I had sleepovers with my mates and boy I had a great time
We watched movies ate pizza
Without worrying about our weight and our birthdays we had parties enjoying it yeseree
But it was it was it was fun being a teenager still having fun
Loving life, yeah mate it was fun

There is a scuffle happening at the club tonight
You see a few drinking people having a fight
They are using fists and legs
And boy can they kick
One of their names is the mighty ****
You see they get drunk and
Act like a clot
But deep down they are suffering I kid you not
Because they are being teased or even fought
They just want to be left alone
You see they watch the footy
And ghetto cheer real loud
And as they watch they try and figure out who is in the crowd
They see a friend who said he is at work, well not many people come to work in his fave teams clothes on
Then this man came into the pub
It was Ernie banks and he was a snob
He only cared for the rich
And the poor can go and get ******
So we went up to him and we said why are you such a snob
You like tony Abbott and scott Morrison and why oh why is that
A scuffle broke out in the club tonight the snob throws the first but then he got bashed
Then they said you are not getting kidnapped or abducted
You are just getting bashed at this club the snob said no just leave me alone and they said no
Your still like us
Stay with us because you are a snob and then in walks the snobs brother rob he said I know he is like us but he is better than that please leave him the **** alone
Carn all the dudes let’s party, man
Now the snob is gone from this great pub

Look at that beautiful baby
Sitting alone in his crib
Who knows what he’s thinking
Maybe partying up ahead
Like enjoying fairy bread
And doughnuts oh ****** yeah
Maybe might take up alcohol
When he becomes an adult
But for now he is a beautiful baby really cute is he
There could be many other things that your baby will really enjoy
He could be a real baseball star
Or even Auskick in the afl
Then he might be a bush walker
In a group of mates
Or even be a mascot for his favourite team but for now
Look at that beautiful baby
Really cute is he
You see he could be prime minister where his decisions count even if they are right wing
Well you can’t win them all
He might be a university professor to help give young people a go or he could be a primary school teacher to give the kids the right start
He might be a policeman
To catch all the bad guys
And send them right to prison
To make the streets safe
Hopefully he won’t be a person who is accused of ****
But for now he is a beautiful baby really cute is he