I was a really cool kid
I wasn’t getting teased bullied or fought
I was just a cool kid to the men
Oh yeah a really cool kid
I did farts, people said I was a child
I said yes I am a kid a really really really cool kid
They thought I was a tad dumb
I never knew where my meals were coming from
I was just a tad dumb
I was a really cool kid
I wasn’t getting teased or bullied or fought
I was way to smart for that
Yes I am a really cool kid
I went to pubs to dance with the chicks
And when I drank I was a lunatic
But everyone liked me in there
You see I had my fair share of problems when people yelled at me because I was cool I was a really cool kid
I was a really cool kid
I have never gotten teased or bullied or fought
Never never never a cool kid to a fight
I just wanted to be cool
I ain’t a gay no no
People get the wrong impression that I like men
I prefer to just drink with the men
And if I have *** it will be with the ladies
I am a really cool kid
People used to say what are you looking at Turk they just were being nice to me
Thinking that is what I really want
I am a really cool kid
I am a really cool kid
I will never get teased bullied or fought
I just will get mucked with oh yeah
As I party on
As I party on, dudes