Party on party on party on
Let’s have a beer and a few shots
And get on the dance floor
And dance to all of the charts greatest hits
I like to party all night
And go to bed at 6 am
And stay in bed all fucken day
After having a great party dude
C’mon guys swing your hips right
And don’t forget to do the nutbush and the Macarena
Even if it is the shitzophrenic macerena, which gets the party started right and then bring on pink with the song let’s get the party started and then we head off to a pub to play pool and the jukebox and party for the rest of the night there and hopefully you will win the game of pool
So you can celebrate till 6 am
Then you get down and rock this town inside out and straight and tall, party party party
Right till the end never never
Ever drive your mates round the bend and we can celebrate richmond tigers securing top spot for this year
Yes, they will really party dudes

Birdie and baby sitting in the tree enjoying life with the family
Saying hi to each other being really cool
And the mother goes ga ga yes
Both are cute
You see just imagine the fun you will have when the baby grows up
He will probably be an actor a singer or a gymnastics fanatic
Yes birdie and baby enjoy themselves
Doing what they want in our humble home
You see the birdie gets stung
By a bee and mother watches her baby carefully that it doesn’t get stung
Because he is so tiny and ever so cute
Birdie and baby enjoy listening to mummy singing the play school theme and bananas in pyjamas and Sesame Street
Yes birdie and baby feel complete after all that playing around and they feel cool, man

It is going to be rough
But who gives a crap
Sitting on the tree
Like a pile of sap
Making the world spin
Out of control
Boys play with toys
Girls play with dolls
Then a man came right up to me
And said mate why don’t come here
Sipping wine and skulling beer
That is the way of the world
Then the party dudes came
Into my house
And said it’s cool to party
More often than not
If you don’t party
You will shrivel up like a prune
Every day in the middle of June
Oh yeah goes yello sing us a song you see
Hot chocolate is tasty all over
The place, once you get your hot chocolate you add a marshmallow and sink down deep into the drink saying
Party, man
I wanna play some of that rock and roll music gotta get down and boogie as each tune plays loudly rock and roll is cool
As a kid I joined the d of e award scheme where I did meals on wheels and bushwalking through the michelago bushland
Sleeping on hard wooden floors and eating food off campfire stove and that was very cool
Cool cool very very cool
Getting down not breaking the rule moving around to avoid
Problems laughing out loud
To be heard from all of the crowd ooooooooh yeah kereoke

Come on dudes it’s time to party
Swing your hips all over town
And say to the people
That partying is fun
No matter what work you do
Get on to the bus station
To catch a bus to the city
And talk to the interesting people on the bus today
Cheer cheer cheer
The party bus is coming
Taking all the young people around to party
Whether they have a scotch
On the rocks
Or a martini or ****** Mary
Or something as bitter as
Bourbon and coke
Come on dudes it’s time to party with all the people out there
Watching some band they have
Never heard of since the sag they said party hardy won’t starty
And then get some red wine and white wine or something nicer than that and sit there sipping
One after the other
Till they got totally wasted into
The ground
Come on dudes it’s time to party at Christmas birthday and Halloween and new year Australia Day even
Party all night without much delight
Party all over the world

It’s now the time to rock and roll
Get down to some catchy tunes
Or watch a little television
At some funny and cool cartoons
Like Sylvester the cat and speedy Gonzalez and tweety bird how cute
I thought I saw a pusy cat
Looking directly at me
Then go off for a run around the block to become a really fit guy
And if you have problems in doing that my boy
Just say in the name of god, why
I look up in nirvana at all the dead flying around
Exploring and drinking methane smoothies yeah what a break
God god son of god
Come on dudes please tell
Me who is the son of god
I wouldn’t understand if I did
Maybe John or Harry or Simon
3 people who love life
Loves every aspect of life
Drinking beer from a very rusty can
The rust gets all over his teeth
Leaving a stain right on the white
Maybe if I learnt how to be cool
My mate will say I am not that bright
I wish the dudes will come with me
To the best party of the land
On the shores of Bondi beach
Walking through the sand
You see partying can be walking
With a tinnie in your hand
Saying have a good swim
Have a good surf
And make sure no sharks don’t eat you
Bondi is a popular beach, they have their own show
Like Bondi rescue where you see the lifeguards save all the lives of the people out there
Drink it down drink it down
Drink it down sink it down your gullet and if anyone complains just say to them, I am a man with a very strong gullet
I can take anything from drinking beer to a nice smoothie
Or a milk shake in the shops
Or maybe head to the take away to have some fish and chips
Do what you want party right
And say get down get down
And never ever stray away
From how you spend your day

Moving up moving up
Going up in the world of love
Having a beer with a packet of crisps saying how’s it going mate
Then you drink a hangover cure
And it is enough to make you sick but overall it has a great taste in it
C’mon dude we need to party down with a taquila shot
Yeah that sounds will great
Mate, oh mate it will finish at
A quarter to eight
Then as we walk through the club door we see some strange people sitting in the door way
You say, just fucken move out of the way just oh just oh just move out of the fucken way
Away in a manger get kissed by a stranger loving life like he’ll wanna do and then we rock our guitars playing very loudly
And the crowd roar, we want a great guitarist to come out and play beautiful music like
I want to rock and roll all night
And party every day
And every day and every day
We will party right where we will say let’s party yeah that sounds great

It is getting late in the night
We had a great day, each of us
We are sitting by the fire
Man, we are mighty cold
But that just means we are cool
We move around our homes
Saying what is our next step
But the next step is
Is the fact that you are tired
And you want to go to bed
You don’t feel like staying up
You want to hit the hay
And say, I am tired
I want to go to bed
You do exercises and art and
Many cool things like that
Everyone wants to talk to you
Everyone thinks you are square
But you can’t help getting tired
And when you fall asleep
You just drift off to nirvana
Saying I am tired and I want to go to bed
I know it is great to party
And it is great to move our bodies but doing too much
Of that makes you very tired
And making you want to go to bed ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Time to have another yawn
And then hit the hay
Off to bed

Peter and Patrick went to sea
And then played another trick on me and never giving up
Oh no, never giving up
They walked into the building
And stole $1000 and each bit of guilt they were feeling let out a mighty big hollar
And then they prayed to god
To build them all a better life
After that they went to the nite club to look for a wife
Over to the bridge they go
Where the other side is snow
On this cold winters day
What more can you say
Peter and Patrick went to the sea and played another trick on me, but I don’t care cause I love life oh yes I do
Susan and Robbie said to each other how many years is your brother, both of them had a brother, and that is what made them glad
Sometimes I find it to be hard
To burn off that extra lard
I was fit back then even if I ain’t now, yes I party hardy won’t starty
Peter and Patrick went to the sea and they played another trick on me and also the devil played the same trick on me
Every time I walked in the room
Will you make me a card for my birthday with flowers and leaves and broom broom cars on it
You see this is the moment where we party yes
Right to the very end
So as Peter and Patrick went to sea
They couldn’t play a trick on me
And that is cool, cause I am too smart for them
Party all night, no tricks please

Rod slobs his food while
Tom says come on and eat nicely squirt and pay attention to me when I tell you that you are a fucken slob, we have to get you to fucken eat nicely
And as rod was eating his burped and did disgusting things like stick his tongue out
With food all over it but then Tom said eat nicely you fucken squirt because you are not a young person you are a slob
So if you don’t eat nicely you will lose the adult code and rod said I don’t want to be in no adult code
I don’t want to a part of a model for society
I just want to eat and drink like a slob and Tom said no, you must eat nicely because if you do
I will take you to a cool concert but you must eat nicely for me to do that and rod said there is always something with you, you can’t just do something nice for me can you and Tom said
I am not ya daddy, rod and rod said all you care about is saying I am not ya daddy and that isn’t nice, I just like to be a slob I am still cool though and Tom said no you are getting teased every day untill you die and Tom said just eat nicely if you want me to take you anywhere don’t break the young dude code and rod said why do you have a stupid young dude code because can’t you understand that I can be cool

Fun fun glorious fun
Having fun mate, rock and roll
Cracking open a can of beer
Saying to each other oh ****** dear
Get down into the nite club and
Dance all night saying to each other this is better than a fight
Then you go off to the garage
To play with old toys and sometimes the new
Then you play with the cricket set
I will bowl you out for 0,
I will mate, wanna bet
Fun fun glorious fun
Making people happy cooking a bbq and drinking a beer
Saying please mate can we
Enjoy ourselves as opposed to
Sitting down looking negative
That is not cool
Fun fun glorious fun
Being positive and not let bad things happen no ****** way
You watch the news and you hear tony Abbott say the biggest ******* you will ever know
Fun fun glorious fun
Now it’s time to have some fun
Doing what you want like going to the footy or the cricket or tennis and baseball
Come on dudes have some fun
And every conservative dude gets booted up the ***

It is party time and we have some fun
Drinking taquila with a dose of milk and having a bbq with your mates and that is really cool
And then you go off to the park and watch a band playing on the parks stage at the party in the park and after that we went to watch the Tropfest short movie competition and we saw some very interesting singers and movie producers, man that is really cool, and then we took our cameras and camcorders to the beach to host our own YouTube vlog and after that we saw some very good dancers in the parade singing
Oh the grand old duke of York
He had 10-000 men
He matched them down to the
end of the road
And he marched them down again
When they were up they were up
And then when they were down
They were down
And when they were only half way up they party because it is a club
And they got ******
And they played the pokies
And they had a cuppa with a doughnut saying let’s party dude

Oh pat is the great protector.
He realises that your still getting teased so he got up from his arm chair and took the Teasie out of me
I know it looks like I am suffering
But I am doing fine
But pat the real protector
He is my bodyguard all day long
I know he doesn’t wanna, but he is a protector no matter what
He is a stuck up poor bludger
He cares nothing for us men you see
Pat is the great protector
He sits there watching me on the computer saying you are too shy mate
But I say no, I am not shy
I am cool dude to the men
Some say I hate life
But that is a bunch of crap
The truth is I love life even if it looks like i don’t pat is the big protector he says you aren’t getting robbed but he is easily fooled when he mucks with the poor but I am too smart to answer the door
Cause I am a family person
Who loves life more than anyone

Hey little spaz boy
You know you are having problems
You little spaz boy
You are as spastic as they come
Oh yeah little spaz boy
Please keep teasing the ******
Please leave him alone you see
This little spaz boy
A boy who is itchy from within
You see it don’t mean a thing
When he can’t do anything good
But the little spaz boy
Runs up and down singing a song that’s great
He started being spastic from the age of 8
But deep down he is my mate
You are a spaz boy maaan
For the rest of your life
You see he tried to be a hooligan to be left alone
But that never worked because
He was getting teased all day long
Hey little spaz boy
People find it’s fun to tease him
You little spaz boy
Just wants to muck around
And not be an adult you see
This little spaz boy
Is such a baz boy
He could be ******* as sin
This little spaz boy
Really needs to get in the shower cause he is a bit smelly
And everybody thinks he is
But that little spaz boy
Loves life better than his bullies

I want to help street kids
Give them a great new home
Like a hotel with a hotel atmosphere
I want a bar downstairs
With really cool music
And video games
Doctors and dentists offering
Free checkups
And social workers helping them with social issues
I want kind men playing Santa Claus asking each one what they want for Christmas
I want each kid to have
There very own buddy
To help them become good socially
And people taking them on holidays to various locations around Australia at a budget
And if they get appriopiate funding around the world
I want them to get the chance
To go to the footy or any other sports events or concerts of family fun days etc
I just want to help street kids
Because a lot of them
Have nothing

Adults you boss around as if your colonel clink
Adults you drive us crazy every day
Adults you make us happy even if we don’t want it
And that is the way it is
Kids you rebel every day
Kids nobody knows where you are
Kids it is hard to find you in a crowd of people at a music show
Adults you pick us up when we are feeling down
Adults when we give you a smile you return with a frown
Adults you make us wear these hideous clothes that nobody wants to wear
That is not that good
Adults we only rebel when you lay down the law
Adults it is good to tease the most vulnerable
Kids you can tease but I have to ground you
Adults it really is a bad time we have
Kids if the world is rough why don’t you make it better
Instead of making write our aunt a letter
Adults I hate you because this
world seem flat when we all know it is round
Adults come on dude get a life
Kids always getting into strife
Adults bossing us around like they are right wing *****
It really drives us round the bend
Kids please don’t put your feet on the table
Adults stop telling us all about grandma Mabel
And that is the way of tgd world

Giants of Manuka

Johnny’. Hello and welcome to the cold Manuka oval in Canberra for the last giants home match being played here and tonight, the opponent is the mighty Adelaide crows, who were last years runners up, and this year they meet with giants are 4th while the crows are on 12th, it should be a great game this evening and hopefully we won’t get anymore rain but we very well might and now at the gate here is Gil tucker, well Gil have we got any happy crowd members
Gil’. Yes Johnny we have 4 people from rivett singing a jingle they made up this morning
4 from Rivett’
Come on giants, the crows have had their chance, they lost last years grand final and we fell one game short but who cares about 2017 when the giants are still up in the 8 and if we win today we will be pressing to beat what we did for the last 2 years so carn the mighty giants mate pile the pressure on mate
Carn the mighty giants never give up without a fight
Go giants, Adelaide are finished
Go the mighty giants
Gil’. Thank you for that lovely bit of entertainment here at giants at Manuka and Johnny, I think it will be a lovely night for footy here at Manuka
Johnny’. Thank you Gil and now both teams are out on the ground training and getting a feel of the ground and there is no sign of rain at the moment but who knows what will happen later, now the banners of the giants and crows have just arrived on the ground and mate there are a lot people who are part of both teams especially the giants, playing to get themselves back to the top 4 and the mascots have come on the ground as well, this is very exciting ready for a footy party mate and what a party it is, first of all the giants running on, and then came the crows, this is going to be a great night for footy, and now over to Gil, with some more spectators chants
Gil’ thanks Johnny and here is Bradley Simmons from Queanbeyan with a song for you
Brad’ ok we are cheering loud
And also strong the team is the mighty giants
They will put on the power to get back in the 4
Where they ****** belong
I know the crows are good
But they have had their chances
Yes we must go one better this year
So the way we will do that
Is to win our last match here
In Manuka
Go giants of Manuka
Gil’ thank you brad and now back to Johnny
Johnny’ yeah,what a chant and I hope the giants have what it takes to win this evening
So let’s get ready to party dudes, let’s see if the giants have what it takes to beat the crows tonight
Quarter time
Johnny’ welcome to the quarter time show and our giants and the crows are head to head
Giants are 4 4 28 just 1 point in front of the crows 4 3 27 and it is a crackerjack game so far and dance cam has just started and they dance holding the ball in the air and meanwhile the giants and the crows are still in their groups and here is Gil with his fan
Gil’ yes here is rob
Rob go giants keep it up
A close first quarter now we must break away
Go giants
Gil’. Thank you rob and now back to the match
Johnny’ yes what a match this has turned out to be the crows are 7 7 49 to our mighty giants of Manuka 6 9 45, a very close match for both teams tonight and now over to Gil with some spectators with their chants, hopefully these chants will inspire our giants to play a good second half
Gil’. Thank you Johnny and yes it is a very exciting game and now here is Jane with her chant
Jane’. My name is Jane and I say right here
That the giants are good enough to win the cup this year
You see they need to hold their marks and kick goals rather than behinds but if they do that
The sky is the limit you see
So if you are enjoying this close game the giants are definately going to claim the fame
Go giants
Gil’ thank you Jane and now bob with his chant
Bob go go go go go the giants must win
Go go go go go go they are the best around
In every single town oh yeah
The mascots are having fun
But they prefer us to be leading
We need to cut them up till they are bleeding go giants go
Gil’ ok thanks bob and now back to Johnny
Johnny’ love the chants and now queen are blasting the stadium as our giants of Manuka have entered the ground as well as the crows and umpires, oh well here is the second half
Go the mighty giants
Johnny’ welcome to three quarter time and a great match with the giants getting back in front the giants are 11 14 80 to the crows 10 9 69, 11 points up and I can tell you that the giants have the power to win, but Adelaide are keeping it close
What a great game here is Gil
Gil’ thank you and now here is a chant from jack from Sydney
I love you I love you I love you said the umpire to the crows
I love you I love you I love you
We are counting all their wohs
The march has a quarter to go
So go the giants give us a go
Gil’ thank you and now time for the final quarter go giants
Johnny’ welcome to the full time wrap and what a win for the GWS, over the Adelaide crows
GWS 15 16 106 to Adelaide 13 14 92 and the giants of Manuka surely reigned supreme and here is Gil with some of the spectators
Gil’. Yeah what a win for the giants and that put them back in the top 3 and now here is Peter from Campbelltown with his victory song
Peter’ it is the big big sound
From Canberra town
The team is the mighty giants
They won the match
The crows will splat
In the boots before the giants
We jump up to our highest peak
Better than the rest
We are the greater western Sydney giants
Stronger than the rest
Gil’ thanks Peter and mate it was a great game
Peter’ yeah what a win by the greater western Sydney giants
Top win better than the rest
Go giants
Gil’ and now here is olly
Olly’ go giants we have won
We knocked the crows to kingdom come
Yes we’re great and we can make the grand final
We will be ready for the tigers
We will win
Go giants go giants go giants go
The team from Sydney with a lot of get up and go
Go giants
Gil’ yeah thank you olly and I can say just one thing go the mighty giants for 2018
And now back to Johnny to sign off from giants of Manuka
Johnny’ yeah, what a win
The giants 15 16 106 to the crows 13 14 92 and I want to say to all the kick to kick dudes
Just one thing, are you ready dudes
Kick to kick people’
And now we draw the final curtain
Yes it’s the giants triumphant against the crows
There were a few hiccups
But at the end it was totally wild
Everybody cheered forever
The party was pretty cool
Now let’s go home or to our parties yes go the giants yeseree
Go the giants
Johnny’ thanks for watching giants of Manuka and go the giants for the rest of the year ok
Catch ya dudes and dudettes

You see when I was young I used to sleep over this mates house, we used to play backgammon and cricket and listen to tapes which was our music source in the 80s and we used to go to the raiders to cheer them on and we went to the cannons match to cheer them on, we used to have a lot of people in our group, it was fun and it was cool I enjoyed it
And we watched movies on the families VCR and we pitched the tent up in our backyard and partied in the backyard staying up all night, but there was this one thing I saw as I slept over his place and that was as I walked out of the bedroom to get a book I left in the lounge room, I saw my friends mum and step dad having a kiss, I was feeling quite weird, because seeing your friends folks kissing on the lounge room couch
I never told my friend because I was worried how he will react
So I kept it to myself, you guys are the first I told, i know it is normal seeing they love each other and ****, but when you are young the thought of oldies kissing is weird, I don’t know why I think this, but I continued to play with all my friends at school at home and at the sports events and ovals, and
To this day, I remember that day
When I walked in on a big kiss

The wind is a blowing really really blowing
The wind is a blowing
Very cold today
You see when the wind blows
The atmosphere of if makes
You stay indoors
And you feel like doing nothing
And that’ll be a shame
The wind is a blowing
With really cold air
I wish it’ll stop blowing mate
It drives me up the wall
And the homeless people
Who haven’t got shelter
The wind just blows them
Into next flaming week
I feel sorry for the homeless
Stuck in the cold wind
Yes, it is mighty hard for them
We need to give them something hot
Everyone is cold from that really fierce wind
It is mighty hard to bare oh yeah
The wind the wind
Is a blowing
Making us all gold tonight

Play around play around
While all the families are getting
On with their lives you play around
You see mate I don’t tell lies
I am happy just to play around
The families are getting on with their lives and I just play with them because I am the eldest
I do what I want and that is just to play around
I drink with the dudes and and dance with the chicks yeah mate yeah I am so cool
I like my friends they are nice to me especially one friend who played with me
He played basketball and we went to the footy and we listened to the music together
Like mainly heavy metal and chart topping greats we head banged together and when all the families went to bed we stayed up all night teasing our mate and we liked to play around play around I am a cool kid to my mates when we play around and then we went to bed and we talked there all night
And play around play around
You see we have fun teasing our mate when we play around
We eat fish and chips and dump tomato sauce on top and then we play around play around while the others are getting on with their lives you just play around and then party all night
Listening to music watching cool movies talking about school and getting totally wasted, you talk to your friend
While he is doing the washing up and the vacuuming and it was cool, as we talked about being cool all night while our nerdy friend who we teased went to bed early
Play around play around
Having fun teasing people as we play around when you try and learn anything in the future your brain is telling you, really you used to play around play around all the time being cool


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We need to party mate, party mate while your parents are asleep
I don’t care how you party mate
Even if the younger sibling teases the older one
For both people it is a party mate, party mate
While the parents are asleep
Listen to the bay city rollers and poison too with Barnsy and the Beatles yeah that is so cool
We need to party mate, party mate while the parents are asleep wake everybody up in the street partying while your parents are asleep
You see when they are asleep
They can’t boss us around
We can really put our music on and rage
We need to party mate, party mate while the adults are asleep
Yeah we watch a lot of movies
We cry and feel amazing
But one thing we don’t need to be is a tad very crazy
And then we make a smoothie of our choice out of the ninja bullet oh yeah
We need to party mate party mate
While the adults are asleep
But I see dad getting up to spend a penny we have to be very quiet
It all works out and dad is back in bed and it is time to party all night long
We need to party mate party mate while the adults are asleep
Mum gets up and opens our door and says what is happening in there
We just said we are watching the late movie on tv and we feel real cool
Mum said fine go to bed real soon
And when she left we said to each other
We need to party mate party mate while the adults those boring adults are asleep
And when we reach the age of 50 when our parents are either old or dead you do your needlework and watch your wasteline and entertain yourself
Saying when we were young we partied mate partied mate
When our parents were asleep
We were cool man

You treat me like a shy person
I say I am a hooligan
Every day and night
You see you treat me like a shy person
I say I am a hooligan
Yeah mate yeah
I used to terrorise this city
Saying, dudes am I so cool
I don’t want to be treated like a shy person mate
I am a hooligan
I feel the world is closing in on me
Everyone thinks I am cool
I want to slice a knife through your throat if you say I am shy
I ain’t into doing that jive
Not really for me
You are treating me like a shy person
I say I am a hooligan
That makes me feel cool
I party in the club all night
And then I kicked right out
But that doesn’t really bother me
Cause I am a cool hooligan yeah
I don’t want to **** you
So just play your cards right
Don’t mess with me
You are treating me like a shy person
I say I am a hooligan heh heh heh get in there you family ****
Get get get get get
In there you family ****
I am the coolest dude in Canberra


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Oh those big bad family people are teasing me, I don’t know, how will I cope
I am sitting in my house, saying to the world, that those big bad family people are teasing me
I say to them that I am a hooligan and fucken leave me alone and then I fall down deep in my chair with a can of vb saying please save my hooligan from the big bad family people’s
Tease and I feel like having another can of beer watching the mighty giants beat the hopeless Carlton and I feel the big bad family people are teasing and treating my hooligan like dirt saying ha ha ha ha ha you are now one of us
I prefer to be one of you hooligans than a ****** family person, doing everything yeah mate yeah
You see I know I never have *** and I never sit with my family
Sometimes I do but I feel just desserts being a hooligan being teased by the big bad family people
I play outside at night while the families  go to bed
I stay up late as opposed to going to bed early with the family people and I know I am a hooligan being teased by the big bad family people and they are holding me hostage with imaginary duct tape and plenty of rope, I try and scare family people from being hooligans so I can terrorise the street
Because I am a hooligan being teased by the big bad family people


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You see I am a hooligan from way back
I got in the way of people
I fought people
Slapped them ******* the back
It really wasn’t me to do that
But I look at it as being
The hooligan from way back
I used to drink lots of beer
And chucking the empties
On top of the Catholic school roof
And I had fun doing that but I needed to be reformed
You see I am the hooligan from way back
I was playing with the kids
Sometimes it was inappropriate
But it was easy to do
Some cried some let me play with them and it didn’t worry me
Because I was the hooligan from way back
You see I used to pretend I was visiting a mate in emu ridge but instead I was watching the front door till somebody came out
I didn’t know what I was doing
I was just the hooligan from way back
I hear people call me a **** when I be an adult because
With me, well I was the hooligan from way back
I was q normal average teenager who had problems
And I terrorised the streets of my city
You see I was the hooligan from way back
You see I was feeling threatened by my father and I say why
Because I was the hooligan from way back
You see I hated being teased
I hated the itchy feeling I got
When the other kids teased me
But I was the hooligan from way back and I must say
I was the hooligan from way back leaving the big angry man
On his own
I mean I love life
And I love the planet
It is nice and comfortable
Yes I am cool
I read and say I am a cold kid mate
But I am the hooligan from way back saying to everyone
Time to party time to swing
Yeah yeah yeah
Being a hooligan is fun for all
Feeling all scruffy and messy
Not worrying about the clean cut nerds who are the teasers
Of myself, the hooligan from way back, cool as cool can be
I squeeze my way through drainpipes and it fucken-well was a tight squeeze but I did it and some nerdy old family person toasted me with a beer
You see I am the hooligan from way back
Nothing bothers me
Being the hooligan from way back makes me say
*** is evil and so is family stuff
So sit in my room saying
I am the hooligan from way back and I can’t change my actions
I am the hooligan from way back yeah I feel cool, calm and collected

Girls don’t do that
Girls ain’t dudes
Only boys are dudes
You see I am watching tv
And voices are crowding my head
I want to be professional
But I can’t be
So I watch nice music wrapped up in a concert it’s cool
You see when I was young I was teased a lot and one of those teasers is dead and he acts like he died to mess with my head
You see my late father was trying to get me to be a good family person, like do things properly but people called him a great big old fogie but now he is dead and in his next life which is Betty I feel I have released the bad karma he dealt with
No mate I didn’t **** him, he just drowned in the pool but when he died my mind worked overtime to bring dad to his next life saying the world isn’t ready for you yet because there was a lot of bad karma around him
At the moment dad is sending mum to not watch as much television, you know not binge watch and my old school chum Paul is making me hear voices from the old friends I used to hang with as a young dude
You see I hated people back then but there is no way this will force me to **** myself because I love my life too much and I hated every kid playing with rope after I watched the clip on YouTube seeing children tie each other up, so I am trying to watch really positive stuff on YouTube to make myself the best version of myself
And I hope other people fucken well do the same, I occasionally talk to my voices as a joke but I don’t believe them though
I want people to be nice even though it’s hard to do, they should be nice to each other
When I was robbed in the 1970s
By a crazy bully, I felt everyone was trying to keep me away from being a real family person
Most of my actions when I was a child was because of my previous life as Graeme Thorne and grant Beaumont, taken from this world too young and I can’t seem to focus on things
In this life but I love my life too much to want to **** myself
When I talk to my psychiatrist about being kidnapped and killed in my previous life, they talk like Christians would and think I am crazy and I know that is the truth but I feel if I keep talking about that I will be driven to the psych ward and that place is ****** well like hell to be in, and I am having a hard life at the moment with my voices so I am dieting and exercising to try and push me away but I remember being called a Turk when I was walking crazily across the footy field and when I said dunno hasn’t got a name on it they said what are you looking at Turk one hundred times over
And I felt bad because all people want to do is tease me
And I hate getting teased so I ****** off away from those fools and I want to rebuild my life, being healthy and together
And never have problems because I do want people to like me, and not worry about my past and when dad died I went to the funeral and I brought him to his next life as Betty because dad needed me to grow up and despite not showing I wanted to, to dad I was trying to grow up
Despite acting marginally like a little kid

knock that pizza right out of my brain
get that pizza taste out of my mouth
exercise that pizza right out of my brain
any way you want
you see the fat content just makes you fat
makes you feel like a big fat cat
i have to get that pizza taste right out of my brain
with good old exercise and diet
you see i have to knock the  pizza taste right out of my brain
doing sit-ups and sit to stands
and training to be as fit as i can be
and pizza holds me back
you see pepperoni isn't what i want
and sugar filled pineapple is nice but i don't want it
i just knock that pizza taste right out of my brain
with good old exercise
every time i think of pizza i do exercise
and i pump it up so i don't feel like it again
i need to rock that pizza right out of my brain
and tell it to *******
i know cheese can be healthy but not on pizza
just a little bit just enough for your calcium
now smothering your pizza really melting away
just think of good old exercise
burning fat is better than melting cheese
any way or any old how
i have to knock that pizza right out of my brain
and say to it please *******

Take your medication briany
Take it right now mate
You need to take it so
You don’t get sick
And hit me in the head
I am still suffering from that
And you need to really do
Take your medication Briany
Make sure you reform
I know you like watching footy
Like a guy would do
You also like watching YouTube
To learn what we are doing now I know you like watching television like an addict does
But no matter how you feel
In this ******* world
You need to take your medication mate
Take your medication Briany
Take it right now
It gives you the power to exercise tomorrow
After you have your sleep
I don’t want get sick again
Like listening to my delusions
But delusions don’t mean
What my previous life was
No that part is true
Just take your medication Briany
To medicate yourself against your past

Butterfly butterfly
Cute little butterfly
Flies around the trees and plants
Giving them new life
Saying we need these flowers to sprout out happiness
And bring us peace
Yes he is a cute little butterfly
Even if he is at the home of Donald trump
He still flies around
Even if he is in the home of Kim Jong un he will fly around the place forever giving life to the plants
Is the butterfly god’s representative
Or is he a decendant of Christ
Could he be disciple ready to bring peace to this land
Yes he is a cute little butterfly
And I can tell you this
That wherever you see tony Abbott you can guarantee the butterfly will fly around bringing positive messages to this land
Saying we must fight
We must protect
We must conquer
As the butterfly would say
Help us on the way ole chum

I have a mate, who has a mental illness and he believes he is the Jewish messiah and he hears the television talking to him, like if he watches a **** woman reading the news, he would ******* and if anything happened like right wing governments ******* the poor
He would through god put grey hairs or strange lines on their faces like when Bert newton says the hovel that you live in
He will give him heart problems through god and he hates Canberra because most of the people here are right wing *****
And god will come down and give them cancer, you see he was very considerate towards the mentally ill and he will complain if corrupt cops **** mentally ill people just because they carry a piece of bamboo
My dad crossed the line when he said the messiah isn’t powerful, well dad is dead now
And the messiah killed him through god and when the messiah went out he would check the pram to see if the baby is still there because he could make babies disappear through jealousy of them and he could make wedding rings dissappear through jealousy and my dad said I gave my wedding ring to my brother before we met the messiah but
The messiah knew dad wore his wedding ring after my brothers wedding but he could be wrong
But in his eyes the messiah is never wrong and he hates people because they poison his food and after he bought it
They would laugh at him
Saying you are a fool a real fool of a bloke and if you called hon a coward he would stick a knife to your neck but he won’t **** you but he will scare you
He will go to the city of Canberra and cream the suits walking around saying you are convict **** and shoulder charging them, he would target mostly the rich people who are walking around like they are better than anyone else
It was like it was his special kind of fun and he will say he wants to **** himself because the world isn’t performing like he would hope but I think that is bogus because he hasn’t got the guts to **** himself in any stretch of the imagination
He hates people reading the daily telegraph because his foe Rupert owns it and he does a lot of things wrong with no consequences and if a mentally ill person did the same things
Well, mate they will be locked up in Gaol and the messiah will never go to gaol because god defends him but he goes to the psych ward and people strike a match to his sheets while he is sleeping in them and other inmates yell at him when he wants to have a ****
Saying if you wanna **** mate
Don’t stare at me but it was worst for the messiah because
People can read his thoughts


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Hello and welcome to Glebe Park and there is a lot of excitement happening here to celebrate the first reconsilation day and on the main stage we had the griffin ensemble and the music they played was very calm and relaxing and there are a lot of different activities happening all over Glebe Park
Yes, the indigenous Australians will be happy but the day has only just began and about to come onto the main stage is the great dale Huddleston and he is known to be a rocker country singer and dale’s music is very good the first song is Arnhem Land dreams and the next song is an aborigine and I go walking
And dale has a great voice and has the crowd sitting there being thoroughly entertained
And he sang that with so much pride and the next song was written about a place called black fellas point and around me the crowd are walking and sitting buying food and one old man is tapping his foot, very exciting, yeah dale you know how to sing and you are a classic to play for reconciliation day here in Glebe Park
And the next song was about the simple things in life like when he wrote the song his daughter was being born and that was the happiest day of his life and he really treasured that day and now he is about to sing
Home is where the heart is which to me will mean you go off and have all these adventures but when you go home you feel love and looked after and he sings about water and listening to country music on the radio and many more exciting things but at the end of the day home is where the heart is
Dale Huddleston is now leaving the stage and he really showed us is version of aboriginal culture and he didn’t disappoint anyone in the crowd
The next singer is **** whose music represents aboriginal and Torres straight Islander rights
In this world and I can tell you he is a bit of a rapper but his music does really suit the occasion and now he is singing or rapping out the heavens opening up to create the rain coming down which he tries to get people to understand that we need to focus on being positive despite all the problems they have in the world and music especially his kind of rap does focus on the positive
They are talking about making reconsiliation an every day event not just today because if you did everyone would live in harmony with one another
The next act is the feature act named busby Marou and they are starting to sing loudly but cool as they sit up on the high seat this band is from Queensland and they are here celebrating aboriginal culture
They are showing Queensland’s great oceans and sunshine in their music which is a good thing for this wonderful day
This next song is titled full moon
And this song really explains the meaning of this day like as long as we respect that aborigines were on this land first it will be alright and after that they played a song called blue road which was written back in the early days and it has a great beat as well as a great meaning
So fantastic and if you remember the 90s when they had a song called my island home well busby marou did a version of it and I can tell you they are singing it with so much meaning saying whatever you do you must remember your island home will be waiting for you so just do whet you see fit
And each song explains whether or not you make mistakes and you could try and fix it and you fail But that doesn’t mean much because in life you can have fun
And if you play your cards right
You won’t fail as long as you don’t make anymore mistakes
The music is really moving and great and it has heaps of meaning of this day and then after that they played a classic cindy lauper hit girls just want to have fun which was dedicated to all the girls out there and each of the girls starting clapping, yes a very good version of that song
After that they started to play a song to keep the rain away from Glebe Park and as the played that song the sun pokes itself through the cloud, there is a wind but no rain and they make this rain song sounds cool doesn’t it and then they sang a song called the best part of me is you which has a lot of great meaning to it as well as having a lot of people sitting on the grass of the chairs really enjoying the music and they will finish with a song called paint this land which is their reconsiliation song which is an artists song as you look around people are painting pictures of this land from north to south and east to west great song this is
As we are sitting here enjoying the fun at Glebe Park for reconsiliation day we are going to see some great aboriginal music with the didgeridoo as they have got body paint on them and the music sounds quite nice and pleasant
And as the Chant went on two women came on and with the leaves they swept the land clean and yes, this is ever so great and doesn’t the didgeridoo sound great and I can see other people gathered behind the stage to continue this great music and after that they have some audience participation where they made them do a few arm movements and then they had a laugh saying I feel like chicken tonight like chicken tonight and that is what this day is about having a bit of a laugh and I believe aborigines need to have a day like this because it explains their culture and after that they brought all the kids down to do the kangaroo dance and this got the kids really excited and
Each kid is enjoying being kangaroos and we are up to the last act and it will be interested what interesting dances they will perform today, well the first dance is the paddle dance which has a catchy tune and an interesting tune and as I was waking away from the main stage I was walking over to the middle and busker and former voice star Lucy Sugerman playing a few of her very own songs and she is sounding very good as she has performed at events before but for her to be at the first reconsiliation day was a great opportunity for her
And she is playing her keyboard
Well her music I guess is great music for this day and then she sang a bob Dylan song and she sang it very well, well she has got a great voice
She certainly lets out plenty of meaning in her music and then as I was walking out I heard a blast from the 80s with the song let’s hear it for the boys but two great men singers and they make the song sound like it is really cool and I had a great time watching the reconsiliation day concert and I will definately be back next year
Catch ya

Oh money been their home
Yes money been their home
You see poor people suffer
And for some of them
Their only shelter is the money you give
Yeah it could be $20 or $30
Or maybe a bit more
Oh money been their home
Yes money been their home
You see there are people suffering they want a gift
And it is Buddha’s birthday
Why doesn’t Buddha give them a gift
He wants to but it is hard
When their only home is
The money in their pocket
Oh money been their home
Yes money been their home
You see it is great to see people giving
What a great Buddha birthday it is today
We walk up and down the footpath and see Buddhist monks who are doing it tough
You see sometimes it is hard
To see this problem we have
But money will safely be their home
Oh money been their home
Yes money been their home
You see world leaders are you going to celebrate Buddha day with us
You see we lay candles and statues around the place
Making people aware of the importance of this day
Oh money been their home
Yes money been their home
And candles and bells yes
That is cool
Please give to the poor Buddhist monks who are doing it tough
Money been their home
Now and forever ommm
Happy Buddha day

Anxiety is a problem illness
It makes me look up after a great day
That is because of the medication I take
But it’s alright because it helps
When I look up as I am watching tv
All I need to do is take my meds and I feel quite good
Anxiety is the demons taking my cool away that just drives me nuts
You see I get sick of certain things in my life
And the anxiety around that
Makes me feel quite ill
I yell as I look up
It drives me mad
Please anxiety go away
You see when I was drinking I heard my brother and pat
Get into my head trying to make me feel real bad
Saying you are having a good day are you mate we are trying to say you shouldn’t have fought us or hassled us said pat
You see anxiety drives me fucken nuts
You see I hear my brother and friend pushing me down at my young fresh legs
I know I was a bad guy but now I am a good guy who has this annoying anxiety bothering me
Leave me the **** alone
I don’t want to look up
I don’t want anxiety
I want my cool kid to come back
Where I can enjoy life as I want to


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You see I could have larengitus
My voice is croaky enough I can barely speak
I feel all the people of my past
Really annoying me
You see they are coming into my brain trying to make me get a cold but instead of treating me like a normal person they bully me, and I hate being bullied
Because bullies are cowards
Especially bullies who bullies who bully people, not letting them laugh at the favourite show
I heard my brother asking pat
Let him watch his favourite show because he needs a break
And I feel I am going to suffocate and I had to get out of bed
I have to go to bed
Beceuse I need a lie down sleep @ night
You see I feel hooligans in my system trying to **** me by making me suffocate
Please Buddha leave me alone
All I will make you a girl in your next life and if you want to be a girl, you are getting what you want then







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I went down to the shops to buy myself some dinner
And then I met a great tattooed lad wanting to punch my fucken
Head in I said to him just leave me alone or I will call the cops in
And have you locked up forever and a day as I continue to buy my dinner tonight I have no idea of what to choose it is very hard you see
The big 150 kg man was Packing the shelves near me
I asked him what are the specials for a nice dinner tonight oh tiddly um umm umm productor
You see he said straight back to me I should have a look at the meat aisle they have a lot of fresh cuts for you oh yeah that is grand
Then I went to the meat aisle and looked there forever
I saw pork chops and steak and sausages as well as a few chicken legs and even some burgers it took a long time
Cause they all sounded divine
So I picked up the burgers
I went over to the vegetable aisle to get my veggies and grabbed a broccoli and zucchini too this is going to be a tasty dinner totally healthy every day
And as I was walked to the checkout I saw the tattooed man and he said to me want a punch in the mouth
I said mate weren’t you going to the cop shop mate what happened with that he said to me they let me go because you are too stupid to press charges mate they had no reason to ****** well keep me locked up forever and a day I said thanks
Then he said enjoy ya tea and I chose my tea I will choose pizza and chips so I can die tomorrow
I said to him, you might be tough but I am healthy so next time we meet leave me alone or I’ll punch you up
And I went home to enjoy my burgers and veggies and we said wow man

Movies movies are really good ya see
I like movies are sometimes very funny
Like Ferris buellers day off and ghost busters and weekend @ Bernie’s
Movies are great and sometimes cool
Cool is the word for it
Come on dudes please hang around with me
Cause I like movies because they are informative
They tell you who dies
And who was the champion
Yeah movies are good
And sometimes funny
Yes movies are so great
Movies movies are cool in some ways
Like rocky the boxer as welll as Star Wars too
You see they brought the muppets into the real world
And rocky and bullwinkle and toy story the kids are very amused
Movies movies are really really cool because people on movies
Gets an academy award
Sometimes they win a lot
Other times just a little
But they act in the movie
And win an award
Yeah movies are very cool
Movies movies are bringing the past and future to you like back to the future and tomorrow people too
You meet some interesting characters from times you won’t be around in because movies are the a part of people’s imaginations
Movies movies are good and sometimes bad
I like movies cause they really entertain us all
With their incredible acting and imaginations and many many more
Movies are great really great
Cheer on movies for us

Poor kids who died in the awful school shooting
Poor kids who are left to pick up the pieces of the school shooting
You see it would be hard for the survivors to get through this
No, it is terrible they are just innocent beings
They don’t deserve this
And the USA have too many school shootings and millions of innocent kids lose their lives
You see the kids need to march to Washington to tighten gun control but will the government listen well one can only hope
When you see old ladies being mugged terrible and service stations being robbed terrible
But school shootings are just featuring kids,’the young’ yeah
We need to find a way to protect the young
Poor kids they are trying to study for the future and then they lose their lives because of gun laws
Poor kids it is awful
****** well awful
Kids want to travel when they are older
Kids want to work in good jobs when they are older
Kids want to have families when they get older
Kids want to play professional sport and do family vlogs and perform in Hollywood
Some poor kids aren’t doing that because some student gets a gun in a country which supports guns and kills those poor kids
Poor kids they suffer every day
They suffer in every way
C’mon USA stop these gun laws to help young people achieve their goals
They are poor kids suffering

So do what you do do well boys
Do what you do do well
Party at the village and get real drunk party all night long
Adelaide did what they do do well boys to beat Hobart hands down
Do what you do do well boys
Do what you do do well
Party with a nice can of beer
Which is full of yeast
Get down and sing a great song boys do what you do do well
I really want to be your friend dude
Do what you do do well
I want to see you marry you before we have ***
Be a good catholic and have a lot of beer
Do what you do do well boys
Unless your a catholic priest
Who thinks of nothing better than boys
It is not good how they get away with that boys
It is annoying and is dumb
So do what you do do well boys
They only like em cause they are young
We are young we run free
But if we get caught we can’t get out
So do what you do do well boys
Party on do what you do do well
All the time

I will write 100 poems to make people feel at ease
Like Clancy of the overflow
Mulga bill and buttons and bows
Those 100 poems will be
The best I ever wrote
You see working class man
And blue sky mine and waltzing Matilda and buttons and bows
I want to support my footy team
And cheer very loud
Saying go Sydney go Green Bay
Go Barcelona nothing better than buttons and bows
I want to be rich you see
Make a lot of cash
I will have a party with alcohol
And bob hope singing buttons and bows
Making us happy with buttons and bows
I want to watch a tv show like a great soap opera
Like home and away packed to the radars 800 words and buttons and bows
Days of our lives and neighbours and young and the restless and buttons and bows
Bold and the beautiful and buttons and bows

Canberra Canberra the team to beat they won 3-1 in the last to bring them to the grand
The crowd in Perth are very sad
Canberra are through to the grand final against Brisbane
Everybody moves everybody grooves
Canberra are the best
And they are prepared to say
Bring on Brisbane beat the bandits
The cavalry are playing well
And they are still apart of the comp
You see as the pitcher pitches
The ball to try and defend this little lead
Go the mighty Canberra
Rah rah rah
Come on Canberra
The fun is just beginning
The championship is just around the corner
Let’s get down and boogaloo dudes
GO CAVALRY there is a little queen song which will
Get you through
Cavs are the champions we hope
They sre only 3 or three wins away so cool
Cavs are the champions
They are the mighty Cavalry
The grand final has one of your hands on the trophy let’s make it two


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Captured in the psych ward


With new year approaching Ron
Thinks it will be good to allow the patients to have the tv on so they can watch the fireworks and concert but every time he tried to speak about it, someone comes in yelling at the nurses to get something and ron had to calm him down
He yelled things like, it is new year and he wants to be with his kids because her deep **** of a husband had her locked in the psych ward so he can go to the city and ron  not knowing what she is talking about told her to calm down but he didn't want to mention the tv idea because it isn't like being with family but she started to get violent and Ron injected her with ****** to settle her down and she went to her room and one man was admitted into the psych ward for doing nothing simply over the fact that he got violent when his parents said he can't go into the city to watch the fireworks and when Ron said we will probably allow you to watch the fireworks in here but he said the kids will tease him because he can't seem to get what he wants and each time he saw kids on tv he felt they were going to tease him heavily and Ron thought maybe the tv idea could cause a lot of fighting between the patients and Ron went into the kitchen to pick up the meals and the medications and brought them to the psych ward patients and one said the kids are teasing me and the adults are teasing me and if I watch the fireworks concert I will be a victim of a tease but Ron said he understands that people want to tease him because A  they are just children and B  they don't know what they are doing and then the paranoid patient said yes the kids do know what they are doing because they will be with their parents who don't give a rats *** about the mentally ill and Ron said yes they do but I understand your worries but I think that is no reason to not put the fireworks on the tv tonight, so enjoy your lunch and then Ron went to his office to think about how to break the tv for fireworks to the nurses and after 5 hours he went to give the patients dinner and medication and then after dinner they designed happy new year posters and then at 8-30 Ron went home to have dinner preparing to come back at 11-30 to watch the fireworks
And wish his patients a very happy new year and then Ron slept from 9-30 till 10-45 and he ran down and got in his car and went to the psych ward 1 minutes late and at midnight
They yelled HAPPY NEW YEAR
And Ron without the telling the patients Ron went to the pub seeing he had New Year's Day off and he got wasted and slept in front of YouTube watching the fireworks from all over the world

Give me a Coca Cola party number 1
And boot conservos up the ***
All they care is their 4 bedroom house yeah mate yeah
Give me a Coca Cola party
Number 2
As we watch the singer do the boogaloo and then we crack open that bottle and spray it on
Their uncle oh how cool
Give me a Coca Cola party
Number 3
Simon finally puts up the Christmas tree
First he puts the tinsel and then the bells and an angel to go on top ph yeseree
Give me a Coca Cola party
Number 5
After those 5 cokes I feel alive
I jump up and down to every song I heard on the radio
Nice and high
Give me a Coca Cola party
Number 6
The nice Coca Cola will give me
A nice sugar fix
As I slam it down, it goes through my body
Yeah if also rots my teeth
Give me a Coca Cola party number 7
Coke is so bad for you I want to send if to oblivion
But the more I see santa or Sydney swans or the big Coke truck red and white is the key
Give me a Coca Cola party number 8
Instead of roast dinners I prefer Cola lollies on my plate
You see as I ate each one
I sank into a garlic naan
The lollies gave it a sweet taste
Give me a Coca Cola party number 9
I would take my Coke and walk around the party introducing myself saying hi, my name is Brian and I told one man I hate the liberal party
Cause they don't like the poor
Give me a Coca Cola party
Number 10
While doing your tapestry you have your 2 litre Coke near you like your one of the real men
But people say cokes a kids drink and I say to you this
****** oathe I am a cool kid
Give me a Coca Cola party
Number 11
If you keep drinking that stuff
You'll end up in heaven
But not in a good way
You will be with tony Grieg
And Norman may
How cools that
Give me a Coca Cola party
Number 12
Have a few quite cokes with santa and his elves
After Christmas Day
When they load all the presents into the sleigh
Party party party
Give me a Coca Cola party
Number 13
If the Coca Cola party was a kid
He would be finally in his teens
But he will say to his uncle
Have I got the muscle
To enjoy drinking Coke oh yeah
Give me a Coca Cola party
Number 14
Every kid was nice to people
But me mate I was really naughty
So santa gave me no presents
And scounged around my house for money
To buy a nice 2 litre bottle
Of Coke
Give me a Coca Cola party
Number 15
When I go for a run I feel tired
And a bit sweaty
The Coke slows me down mate
Please don't lose your entire
Top row mate stop drinking Coke
Merry Christmas Coke lovers
Past and present

Hi dudes and welcome to Jupiter where we have the concert of the decade where we have some Christmas poems to share with you
First one is Christmas party time
I am having a party
The famous Christmas party
With eggnog and fruit cake
And a beautiful fruit punch
Everybody gets on the dance floor and we celebrate with songs like
Working class man
The clapping song
And you took the words right out of my mouth
Then after that we add a Christmas carol to brighten up your day we could choose
Jingle bells and away in a manger and joy to the world
But I could play a version of
Winter wonderland
Wouldn't that be cool
Party party party as Christmas
Is coming soon
It will start about 6-00 am
For presents
Going right up till noon
I am watching the parade from Niagara Falls and they play nice music in the background
To really brighten up the day
Time to party party party party
Every day and night
Playing six white boomers
Into the beautiful light

The second poem is santa loves life like me
You see he flies with his reindeers every Christmas Eve
Delivering presents to every boy and girl
You see he comes into a parade with marching bands and floats
And he welcomes you all here
Saying ** ** ** saying ** ** ** you see santa oh santa
Loves life like me
He eats your food and drinks your drink and reindeers have a nice carrot or two
Santa will party all over this town never ever ever lets out a frown for santa is happy very very happy such a happy Chappy
Come on santa party dude
He is a jolly person and he delivers presents to the boys and girls
Santa oh santa he loves life like me
Yo hey he is a very happy dude
And he gives presents oh yeah that is sweet
Everyone who loves Christmas
Loved this man indeed
Everyone at the North Pole is working making sure the presents are all packed
Yes santa oh santa
He loves life like me

The third song is I love Christmas
You see I like going out to sing carols and having a lot of fun
I like exchanging presents with the people I really love
I will watch parades on YouTube
And I watch parties in the vlogs
I am trying to diet at present
So I can't eat sugary foods
But I am doing things right
By going for a 1 hour ride on my bike
I end up nowhere but really I am
Getting somewhere
And despite of all that I love Christmas
Oh yeah party on I love Christmas
You see I know I have a mental illness but I love to have a party
And Christmas is the time which makes me very happy
I like singing carols and sitting in The park
Soaking up the atmosphere
Enjoying every moment
We wish you a merry Christmas
Yes a ripper Christmas
Enjoying your Christmas dinner
But don't eat too much
Some people worship Jesus
Some worship god
Kids worship good old santa
Yes, that is why I love Christmas


Fourth song is santa having a party

Oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree
We're having a good time
With the Christmas tree
Oh Christmas tree
Santa having a party
With marshmallows and broken chips yeah what a day we are having
And watching Christmas carols down at crace
Having a good time oh yeah
Whether you want to celebrate
Or whether you party mate
Yeah it will be the coolest thing you'll ever see
Christmas tree and holly too
Santa is having a party
Party party party party
Santa oh santa
Santa is having a party
And afterwards he goes from
House to house saying merry Christmas to all

Christmas parades Christmas parades all over this good world
Full of clowns and floats and Santa Claus yeah a party for everyone
Commentators covering the event from their box and on the road
Kids cheering the parade entrants on as they pass right through saying
** ** ** merry Christmas dudes
What a day what a day
Everywhere
Bakersfield, Winnipeg, Disneyland, Perth, Adelaide and the combined Christmas thanksgiving parade in New York
What a day what a day
Party with people cheering as they march right down the street
Saying merry Christmas and happy holidays to the people
Yeah that is rather sweet
Christmas parades Christmas parades yeah the party is on for young and old and let's get down yeah let's get down and party and say merry Christmas
Jingle bells and feliz navidad as we sing about the time when a child is born of Mary's boy child
As the angels come up and sing
Christmas parades are so much fun ready to party for everyone
Enjoy your parade and happy Christmas

What does Christmas mean for me as a Buddhist

You see I think carols are so peaceful they could be known as a Buddhist thing
I think that people try to hard to not enjoy going to carols by candlelight each year because they are not a Christian but as o said carols are ever so peaceful
They can be a Buddhist belief
And with putting the Christmas tree up, you might add a little Buddha to put on or under the tree and I can tell you that will look ****** great and Buddhists can chsnge a few Christians way of thinking by saying as they eat a lot of food Such as sugar and roast dinners or prawns which could make you fat and as a Buddhist
I find it is much easier to think about not eating too much food over Christmas
By all means we must enjoy the carols by candlelight and enjoy the present exchange but when it comes to the food, try not to eat too much because there will always be someone giving you forbidden food as a present
And if you eat that you will be fat and I need to have s dip at the carols but really that is no good really because as you sing the carols you eat and your friend who you go with looks at you and you look awful doing 2 things at once
Sometimes I really look forward to the carols so much I watch the carols on YouTube like the cairns carols by candlelight where I can enjoy the carols with the wonders of technology
And I watch Christmas parades on YouTube like from Adelaide and Perth and mt gambier and I watch the Macy's thanksgiving day parade from New York and that is a great parade for the holiday season and I google the Christmas parades or concerts on YouTube so I could enjoy carols and the fun of Christmas all over the YouTube which turns out to be very cool
When I go out I play Christmas music to get me in the holiday mood, yeah, I am a Buddhist but I love life and I love the holiday season and I played santa at Vinnies for 10 years but I believed I was santa back in the time of religion when I was the 323 year old man and people claim life started with Jesus being born but that is a load of crap because if that was true why are there so many people with wonderful minds and amazing thoughts
You see their minds explains how people have been going on for time before dinosaurs where we all go together and said we will believe in anything
You see people might never have experienced something in any part of their life and they become very streetsmart about the whole thing that they are doing, for instance I never got kidnapped in any part of my life and I was obsessed with it
Or I was the Christmas man and I hear voices saying I ain't the Christmas man
Then I hear another voice saying they were the Christmas men I got sick of these voices
But I love Christmas and I love singing carols like on YouTube and on tv or in my city
And I love life in every way
We wish you s merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
From Christian Buddhist hindu Muslim catholic and Jew
Christmas means peace and love singing carols and enjoying the Christmas magic on YouTube

On the first day of Christmas
Old Rupert gave to me
Papers full of right wing *******
On the second day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing *******
On the third day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing *******
On the fourth day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me high price for comedy channels, ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing *******
On the fifth day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels, ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing *******
On the sixth day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels , ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing *******
On the seventh day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me FOX FOX FOX, copy right enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels, ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing *******
On the eighth day of Christmas
Old Rupert gave to me world news in the eyes of the rich, FOX FOX FOX, copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels, ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing *******
On the ninth day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me expensive live sports events, world news in the eyes of the rich, FOX FOX FOX, copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels, ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing *******
On the tenth day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me problems with channel 10, expensive live sports events, world news in the eyes of the rich, FOX FOX FOX,copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high price for comedy channels, ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing *******
On the eleventh day of Christmas old Rupert gave to me lots of canned laughter, problems with channel 10, expensive live sports events, world news in the eyes of the rich, FOX FOX FOX, copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high prices for comedy channels,****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air systems and papers full of right wing *******
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Old Rupert gave to me trying to put a cost on YouTube, lots of canned laughter, problems with channel 10, expensive live sports events, world news in the eyes of the rich, FOX FOX FOX, copyright enfringements, pay rises for Wall Street, high prices for comedy channels, ****** tabloid journalism, no more free to air Simpsons and papers full of right wing *******
And that is the pain we suffer under Rupert

When I was living at home, like when I first was living at home I was becoming very bad with dad untill when dad came out the back to either fix up the pool or sit in the chair or hose the garden or get rid of the weeds out from the cracks in the cement and I enjoyed watching dad work even if I wasn't working much but dad was a very busy man as he went to buy a cappuccino at the shop with his mates and blowing leaves out of the cement into the trash pack
And dad will always make sure our computers were safe like away from hacking and if we need to download a new program he will do it with no problems and I was regretting fighting dad because he helped us get in touch with the world
Which most dads don't do that much and dad used to mow the lawn and he was very friendly with the community around us
Me and my mum and dad used to go to the club to have a meal and I used to like talking to mum and dad
It was good that dad helped me because I wasn't really the best role model but I liked dad when he bought a wine called passion pop but he wasn't really wanting me to drink it because of my problem with alcohol
And also I enjoyed dad cooking the barbecue on Christmas Eve when my Aunty came with her daughters and we did a present swap and I watched the muppet family Christmas on Foxtel and then I went out to talk to dad while he cooked it
When I played santa at Vinnies
I often made Christmas Eve the last day and I went home and got myself ready for Christmas Eve present exchanging and I wanted to be around my family so much I put their television on the Christmas carols from Melbourne and dad liked to comment on it even if he was making fun of hifive when they were on stage and I liked dad doing that and when the grand finals were on afl and nrl I always told dad the score and we went to the club for dinner
After the afl grand final
And on nye dad me and mum went to see the new year in with people from my bowling team and we danced as well
Well we partied too
You see the sad news is dad is dead but I liked everything we did together and I know I should move on but that is easy to say when people don't judge you
Anyway at Christmas I think of the BBQ that dad liked to cook
To make our Christmas great
Now dad has moved on to Betty Campbell and I might not see dad in this life ever again
But I still keep up to date with the Campbell's on instagram
To understand why dad died
I wasn't the easiest son to get on with

Hello, I am at the candle festival and I just had a beautiful gluten free curry but the only problem is it had potatoes oh well I will go back to my diet tomorrow
What is the candle festival about if you can't break your diet
Ok well there was water bombs where I can guess you throw them, oh the kids throw them
What a bit of fun and there was a Japanese version of our national anthem advance Australia fair and there is also judo demonstrations and the nara school all the way from Japan are just about to take to the stage and by golly there are a lot of kids there, I am wondering what songs will the play, something hip I imagine
The first song got the kids dancing and a big yellow and black thank you on the back
Of the back line and the next song is some old kids song done in Japanese and mate these kids are amazing the second song sounded like when your ears hang low waddle to and fro tie them in a knot tie them in a bow and mate if you can't get what that song is you are a bit of a clot and now on the stage there is a lady with a Japanese fan, and she sounds cool and now she is dancing stylishly with a carousel and mind you she looks good, the next performers on the stage are Riley lee and Steve Allen and it will be interesting what music they play for us one played acoustic and the other played the flute and mate it was peaceful as you look toward the lake and trees and the beautiful candles that are in the garden ready to be lit
Riley and Steve gave a really cool performance of acoustic and the flute and coming up next there will be a chef with a very big salmon and I wonder what that will be like, I guess it will be ever so groovy dudes
This chef very carefully cuts the salmon to very small portions
And maybe he might have a bit of sushi ha ha, he is cutting the fish without touching it with his hand mind you he has a bit of a problem doing it but he is amazing  
The chef finished early
So he went back on stage to explain about his knives that he was using for the cutting of the salmon and there is a special basic way to cut the fish/sushi
Whatever you want to call it
I really like how they add the chrysanthemum flower and he is cutting it with so much care as he puts the flower in the middle of the fish and the people are coming over bringing their dinner and it is hard to understand if the smell is coming from a fish and if you remember the Simpsons when they had a poisoness fish if you cut it wrong and he mentioned that fish as he was carefully cutting it and mate, he looks like he really knows his fish  
And that was really amazing and from the aboretum in Canberra they are bringing out a special tree called the bonzai tree and the tree dates back to the year of 1989 and this tree looks great
And as the tree goes off the stage, we are about to see the official candle lighting ceremony which promises to be very cool
Coming out to officially say some words from the ambassador of Japan and Andrew Barr who is the chief minister of the national capital
As they are about to make the speech of the 15th candle festival and they are lighting the candles on the stage and they are about to go to the candle garden to place the lantern
The music started a bit later than last year but we really need some audience participation to get everyone cheering and the first song is my island home which is a rather nice song but we need some audience participation to wake them up a bit but I am not saying that he is a bad singer
I am just thinking bring on the exciting singers and after one performance the singing was unsatisfactory and I went for a walk in the candle garden which had some pretty candles with trees and buildings, yeah and I will show you the photos I got from the candle garden in the pictures yeah it was a good night out apart from the rain making a few appearances but overall I give it a 7 out of 10
They needed to have more audience participation toward the end to encourage people to stay and not go home

YOU SEE AFTER BEING FEELED AT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, BRIAN NOBLE WAS GETTING THESE

STUPID DELLUSIONS, THAT HE WAS TREATED LIKE A SHY PERSON, WHO MUCKS AROUND IN YEAH

MAN TO A KILLING, YOU SEE BRIAN NOBLE, WHILE HIS FAMILY ARE GETTING ON WITH THEIR LIVES

BRIAN NOBLE IS FORCED BY THE POWERS OF EVIL TO BE TREATED LIKE A SHY PERSON, AS OPPOSED

TO A FAMILY PERSON, CAUSE HOW MANY TIMES BRIAN NOBLE SAID HE WAS A LITTLE FAMILY KID, THEY

KEPT OF TELLING HIM, THAT HE WAS A HOOLIGAN, AND THEY ARE TRYING TO TAKE OR WASH THE LITTLE FAMILY KID

OUT OF HIM, YOU SEE, BRIAN NOBLE WASN’T PERFECT AND YES, HE MIGHT HAVE BULLIED A FEW PEOPLE

BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN HE SHOULD SUFFER FOR THAT, SO TO GET RID OF THIS SHYPERSON FEEL, THAT HE

WAS GOING TO GET KILLED, HE WENT TO PUBS PARTYING, BUT THAT DIDN’T SEEM TO WORKM BECAUSE

IN THE PUBSN HE ******* A LOT OF PEOPLE, BUT IN HINDSIGHT, HE SAID HE WAS VERY SORRY

AND DESPITE HIS EFFORTS OF TRYING TO PUSH THE SHYPERSON OUT OF HIM, IT NEVER WORKED,

CAUSE BRIAN’S MATES WERE HAVING A FUN TIME TEASING BRIAN, BY PUSHING HOOLIGANS IN HIM

AND BRIAN YELLED OUT, LEAVE ME ALONE, BUDDHA OR GOD I AM NOT A SHY PERSON, BECAUSE, I WAS

A TAD SHY, AND I MIGHT LOOK SHY, BUT I ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING TO GET ME BY, YOU SEE, I WOULD

THINK IT’LL BE FUN FOR ME, TO SHARE MY WORKS AND MAKE MONEY HELPING PEOPLE WRITE THEIR STUFF

OUT OF THEM, YOU SEE BRIAN NOBLE HATES HEARING VOICES OF HIS PAST, ESPECIALLY WHEN

THE COOL PEOPLE IN HIS LIFE, ARE THE MENTALLY ILL PEOPLE, WHO WATCHED SHOWS WITH HIM

WITHOUT WORRYING THAT HANGING WITH BRIAN WILL SPOIL THEIR REPUTATION, BRIAN NEVER CARED

FOR HIS REPUTATION, MAINLY BECAUSE, A REPUTATION, IS MORE IMPORTANT AT SCHOOL, ONCE YOU

YOU HIT ADULT LIFE, A REPUTATION, SHOULDN’T MEAN MUCH, YOU SHOULD GAIN SKILLS OF EXPRESSION,

SAYING, WHO GIVES A RATS *** ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF ME, BRIAN THOUGHT, AND WENT HOME, BUT

HIS MATES, WERE IN BRIAN’S MINDS, SAYING YOU ARE A SHY HOOLIGAN, YOUR STILL LIKE YOUR OWN FAMILY

OR A SHY US, AND BRIAN TOLD THESE CRAZY VOICES THAT HE LIKES DOING CREATIVE THINGS LIKE ART

AND WRITING, AND, THEN ONE VOICE GAVE HIM A FEELING OF TOUCHING HIS *****, AND THEN FEEL HIS BEAUTIFUL

THIGH, BRIAN SAID LEAVE ME ALONE, LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE, I DON’T WANT YOU TO **** ME, SUNSHINE

AND THEN THE VOICE SAID, WE ARE GETTING YOU BACK FOR WHAT YOU DID BACK WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG, AND

BRIAN NOBLE YELLED OUT, FUCKEN LEAVE ME ALONE YA *******, FUCKEN LEAVE ME AKONE, AND STOP

USING YOUR IMAGINERY POWERS TO FEEL MY **** AND THIGHS, ****, YOU SEE, THEN THE VOICE SAID

I WILL GET THIS KNIFE AND PUT IT RIGHT IN YOUR NECK, BRIAN SAID, I DON’T WANT TO BE A COOL KID LIKE THIS

IF I HAVE TO HEAR THESE ROTTEN VOICES, I AM QUIET HAPPY TO BE A FAMILY PERSON WHO LOVES COMPUTERS

AS OPPOSED TO BEING TORTURED BY YOU FUCKEN HOOLIGANS, I DON’T **** PEOPLE OFF, BUT EVEN IF YOU THINK

IT’S TEASING ME, IT’S MAKING BRIAN’S MATES VERY HORRIBLE PEOPLE, TRYING TO KEEP BRIAN LIKE THE SHY KIDS

WHEN BRIAN NOBLE, DESPITE IT BEING NORMAL, FOUND THE COMPUTER PEOPLE, MUCH BETTER PEOPLE, THAN THE

PEOPLE IN HIS HEAD, BRIAN DOESN’T CARE FOR HIS REPUTATION, AS HE HEARS HIS MATES IN HIS HEAD TRYING TO BE

LIKE HIM BACK WJEN HE WAS YOUNGER, SAYING STILL NOT A YOUNG DUDE MATE, AND BRIAN GOT SICK OF THESE VOICES

AND TRIED TO TALK HIS WAY OUT OF THESE VOICES, AND SOME MEAN **** SAID SHUT UP, YOUR STILL LIKE US, AND HIS BEST MATE

AT SCHOOL SAID TO BRIAN, SHUT UP, CAUSE YOUR STILL NOT A YEAH MATE YEAH KID, YOUR STILL A COOL KID, AND BRIAN

GOT REALLY ANGRY AS HIS VOICES SAID TO BRIAN, QUICKLY BRIAN BE LIKE US, SO NOBODY CAN HASSLE YA, AND BRIAN

SAID, HE IS NO HOOLIGAN, HE IS A FAMILY PERSON. HE DOESN’T MEAN NO HARM ON THE STREET, AND BRIAN MEANS NO

HARM ON THE COMPUTER EITHER, YOU SEE THESE VOICES ARE GETTING INTO BRIAN’S BODY AND SAY, YOU ARE STILL SHY

YOUR STILL GETTING TEASED, AND THE PEOPLE WHO NEVER TEASED BRIAN NOBLE AS A KID, GOT REALLY WORRIED AND STARTED

BY TRYING TO COPY BRIAN NOBLE, AND SAYING BE LIKE US, BRIAN, ME AND HIM, CAUSE, WE ARE STILL KIDS, BUDDY. AND BRIAN

NOBLE SAID, PLEASE DON’T **** ME, PLEASE DON’T HAVE ME KILLED, FOR YOU SEE, IF I BE A SHYPERSON LIKE DAD TREATED ME

LIKE, I COUKD GET KILLED, I AM SORRY FOR MY VIOLENT OUTBURSTS, I AM SORRY FOR GRABBING AND TYING UP THAT BOY, I REALLY

DON’T APPRECIATE MATE, BEING TREATED LIKE A SHYPERSON MATE, CAUSE SOME OF THESE MEN USED TO GIVE ME THE FEELING

I WAS GOING TO BE KILLED ON THE STREET, MIND YOU I HAVE TO WATCH WHAT I SAY, BUT I AM DOING THAT, BUT THE MEN SAID, BRIAN NOBLE

SAID, EVERYONE, I DON’T WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A SHY PERSON, OR I AIN’T INTO BEING TREATED LIKE I AM TOO WOOSEY TO WRITE,

BRIAN NOBLE RAN TO THE MALL AND YELLED OUT LEAVE ME ALONE, I WANT THESE PEOPLE KILLED BY AN AMERICAN ******, BRIAN NEVER

MEANT HE WANTED TO DO THIS, HE JUST WANTS THE VOICES OR ANY FEELING OUT OF HIS BODY, BECAUSE, WHAT BRIAN SAID HE LIKES BEING CREATIVE,

IT’S HARD TO UNDERSTAND, WHY BRIAN NOBLE WAS TREATED LIKE A SHYPERSON LIKE THIS, AND WHY THE CROWD TREATED LIKE A HOOLIGAN

YA SEE, BRIAN PREFERRED TO BE A FAMILY PERSON, CAUSE HE DOESN’T **** PEOPLE OFF ONE LITTLE BIT.

BRIAN NOBLE ONLY YELLS TO RID THE VOICES FROM HIS HEAD, AND HATES HIS MATES WERE BEING BRIAN’S DADDY, BY TICKLING HIS STOMACH AND

TRYING TO KEEP HIM WITH THE COOL BOYS, AND BRIAN NOBLE SAID, FUCKEN LEAVE ME ALONE YA RITCHARD KIDS, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE A SHYPERSON

I JUST DRINK AT THE MALLWHAT’S WRONG WITH THAT, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE A YOUNG DUDE, I AM A MIDDLEAGER, BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS

CAUSE YOUR STUPID, BRIAN YELLED OUT, AT THE TOP OF HIS VOICE, CAUSE BRIAN NOBLE IS A COMPUTER GENIOUS, PRETTY MUCH LIKE BRIAN ALLAN

FROM CANBERRA, HE IS BETTER THAN ANY ONE OF THESE VOICE, WE ARE ALL OVER THE INTERNET, ART WRITING AND YOUTUBE ENTERTAINING

PLEASE STOP FEELING ME YA FUCKEN ****, CAUSE I AM A MAN YA FLAMING SEE

One day at the Woden special school in 1985 bad things were going to happen for 2 of the students in year 9, you see there was this relief teacher named Bernie Johnson was wanting to kidnap 2 year 9 students Julia Clarke and Brian allan but these students were good and they never got into trouble but Bernie was walking out to the playground when it was his turn to do playground duty and when he saw Brian talking to Julia he put his hand around their mouths and said I will get you and kidnap you and your families will be unhappy because I will have a ransom
For you 2 to be returned but brian said you won't get me and Julia because we are from year 9, meaning we are older but Bernie said yes, but I could give you and Julia a phoney detention where I tie you 2 together and get rid of all your pus and Julia Clarke and Brian allan became very scared as they said to each other we must
Be good in class, so they went into class and unknown to them they were late and Bernie gave Brian and Julia a green card to say see me after school but brian and Julia were very scared for their safety and tried to get out of it but Bernie said
If you don't turn up to detention
I will **** you both tomorrow in school and as the lesson went on brian and Julia were scared of what is going to happen to them when the bell rings and then the bell rang and brian and Julia ran out to get the bus but Bernie came out and grabbed brian and Julia and threw them in the boot of the car and said
Heh heh heh heh you children are coming with me and Brian and Julia were ******* in the car trying to scream and then he pulled over as you saw Greg Keenan who was a year 9 student from Deakin high
And Bernie grabbed him and tied him in the back with Brian and Julia and sang a song
Oh yeah this is the time
I have 3 year 9 kids ******* in the back
I want to ring their parents and make them pay a ransom
For the 3 year 9 kids ******* in the back
And when Bernie stopped he unloaded brian and Greg and Julia and locked them up in his chicken coop and then rang each of their parents and they
Weren't prepared to help so Bernie whipped the 3 year 9 kids till they had red lines across their back and Greg, brian and Julia  were screaming HELP let us go and they said that 20-000 times and one man who was walking heard them and wanted to investigate
But Bernie said mind your own business I make my kids suffer when they are naughty and believe me, they are naughty
And the man left and after 6 hours of thinking he rang the police to check his house and
When they got there they searched high and low and then as they went outside they saw brian and Greg and Julia lying dead in the chicken coop and the police arrested Bernie and
Each family had a funeral for
Greg and Brian and Julia
May their next life be good

You see when I used to muck around I used to kidnap myself
Under each yeah mate yeah kid
And I will call out HELP let me out of this cage
I felt I was a bit shy which by all means there is nothing wrong about
I used to eat McDonald's and drink a lot of Coke in which I felt young and wild and as I moved around I had an itch on my leg
With people trying to pick me up and throw me in the back of the car
I watched a lot of kidnapping on tv because I had those weird previous lives
And as an adult I started to hassle me saying that I am not a family person but I really wanted to be a family person
Even if it doesn't make much sense
I used to want to grab young dudes untill I got caught
And locked up for a long time in which I learnt what kidnapping really felt like as I was locked in a cell for a weekend and I worked for Vinnies in Mitchell in which I stole some rope to kidnap myself in a toilet because the power of Ted bundy was capturing me and now it is still going on ya know he is giving me mental illness
And push me down with the suffering, not that there is anything wrong with that
But I am a man and I vow to keep my hands off the young
Because we must say that they are safe and my hooligan in me is trying to keep the itch in me
It could be the remaining sugars that is in me
I am on a diet ya know no junk food of any kind
Because I am a tad fat
And sometimes I feel like a big rough bully like the big kid on bad santa, mind you I know I hate being a big fat person
And I really hate being treated like I am too fat to be a family person
I am a hooligans kid
I don't want that
I feel because I used to be shy
Like sitting underneath my family while watching tv
When I do things I get itchy in the leg and I hate that

You see when you are young and you go to school and as you are getting tought you feel as if you are sitting under the teacher and if you are a bad kid or like to muck around a bit you get a detention or a whack across the knuckles and sometimes you get the feeling like you are sitting under the teacher and the teacher is this big authority figure while the kid is a sucker/slave for the system
Oh well, school is over when you turn 20 or 21 but you seem to always be learning always be a sucker/slave for the system and it is very hard to ever get your authority over s kid like what happened to you but if you commit a crime and get setenced to gaol for s few years you become a bigger sucker/slave for the system it is like a extension to school but it can be avoided
All you have to do is avoid committing a crime and you don't get in there but gaol isn't like what it was on prisoner it is much worst but the psych ward is a horrible place where you see violence all the time and it is in the hospital
You see I feel I have been a sucker/slave for the system all my life with my mental illness and ****
But I found out that you will always authority figures around
Telling us how to live our lives
And telling us what to do
The system is your environment
And you need keep out of trouble or you will end up a sucker or slave to the system
Authority figures can be conservative and some not quite as much
I am on seroquel and serenace and something for my cholesterol and I want to be an individual and not be a slave or sucker to the system