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You see it is a sticky situation
In this world today
You see when you just sit there
Doing nothing it is not a good idea
To avoid a sticky situation
Is to get up and have a drink of water
And drink a lot and ***
And eventually it’ll go away
But overall it is bad
Sometimes it feels you have diabetes
Because you feel it is the sugar
But it could be anything
Yes yes yes yes yes forever
You see this sticky situation
Stays in your body real bad
And makes you feel bad
But the best thing to do about
This sticky situation is
Do you exercise
Drink lots of water
Be creative
Have fun
Keep moving
Talk constantly
Just be cool
And hopefully the sticky situation
Which means you are shy
Will drop away from you
Hi my name is Brian Allan and I am still ******* with duct tape with my 2 friends Patrick and Brendan
Last night when I hid my phone so they don’t see it the kidnapper grabbed Brendan and said you are only 10 and you are going to hung bu the neck untill you are dead and nobody will hear you because of the duct tape on your mouth and once I have done with Brendan I will **** you 2 and Patrick was trying to escape and then thought that he figured that he has never been kidnapped before ever in his life, I am struggling trying to get out to save Brendan but I don’t want to hung by the neck myself but I said threw my duct tape gag let me go let me go please save me and the kidnapper said Brian Allan Patrick Enright Brendan Schulz no need to shout threw your gag nobody can hear you and then hung Brendan on the roof and Brian and Patrick said
Put him down he is only a kid and the kidnapper said ok if one of you can replace him and after he untied Brendan he picked up a axe and hit the kidnapper over the head and then untied me and Patrick and suddenly we escaped but we were unaware that where he took us was a lonely place where we just missed the hourly bus by 10 minutes and we had to wait for 50 minutes but we had to hide just in case the kidnapper came through from the whack and it was a boring 50 minutes and with 1 minute to go we saw the kidnapper coming toward us and we couldn’t hide but we got on the bus and the kidnapper followed the bus and got ran over by a car and in about 5 hours he was dead and Brian and Patrick and Brendan cheered so loudly saying
Ding **** the kidnapper is dead
Yes he is the kidnapper is dead
And us 3 young dudes are free
I try and be positive
Positive oh positive
Having fun is what I do
Even if I look like a kid ya know
I joked around with my dad
I joked around with my mum
I watched the the top 59 with my brother and we did other things as well
I went out to places with friends
And we had a lot of fun
But one friend told me
No you are still a little young dude mate
I used to get teased a lot
Like being locked in a storage room
Bullied in the playground
I hated it so much
You see my friends say
No your still a little young dude mate
You need to be protected
But I don’t want to be protected
I am not a negative person
No no not me
I like to have a good time
I want to work and have my fun
I want to just do my work
And occasionslly socialise with my fellow workers
Like Christmas parties
Christmas in July
Kareoke nights
And yes my friend said
No your still a little young dude mate
You are just working
And nothing else
And I said I am cool
I am not negative
I want to have fun
I don’t want people to hate me
No your still a little young dude mate
You are too shy
Too shy
Too shy to be like us
I want to feel cool
And jot fatigued
No way bad man hoze
We wish you a happy Halloween
To celebrate Halloween
Party on at Halloween
Yes that sounds so radical dude
Party with the goblins
Party with Dracula
Party with the ghosts
Party with monsters
Party with Godzilla
Oh yeah we will be happy at
Halloween yes we will celebrate it oh yeah
Party with red cordial for blood
Lolly snakes for worms
Black liquorish for the bowerconstricter
Yes that sounds really rad
Kids going trick or treating
Dressed up as characters they like
Some people go as Tim the toolman
And buzz lightyear and mr potato head
Happy Halloween happy Halloween
Happy Halloween everyone
Bevil purnell is living it up
On YouTube named Jackson tracker
He really loving life
On YouTube named Jackson tracker
He helped a lot of refugees
And he was there for all of his kids and grandkids
But now he is on YouTube as
The great Jackson tracker
Bevil purnell is going to theme parks now as well as fancy eating
Bevil purnell is loving his parents
Who take him to see the world as
Little cute Jackson tracker
I know bevil misses his last life
But his new family are living it up
Yes bevil is now a tracker
The famous
The famous
The really famous Jackson tracker
Halloween is coming
Halloween is coming
Monsters and goblins
Ghosts and Dracula
Scaring everybody
Making them scream
It is getting close to Halloween
Enjoying the monster mash
By the late great bobby Pickett
I wonder whereabouts he is now
Oh I know, somewhere, where the monsters hang around
Saying to each other
I scream you scream
We all scream at Halloween
The ghosts running around the home
Scaring everyone
Parades in the streets
With people dressed up in scary costumes
At Halloween Halloween Halloween
** ** **
And I don’t mean it is Santa at Christmas
Just celebrate getting scared
Getting scared getting scared
At Halloween
Oh yeah
PARTY
Hi this is Brian Allan again
Reporting to you from the basement I am been held in with Patrick Enright and Brendan Schulz and today the kidnapper came in with a big axe, well he was putting it away but he said to Brendan I am coming to get you and I am going to **** you and me and Patrick started to get scared that the kidnapper was going to **** us all and the kidnapper went away saying heh heh heh heh I have those young people right where I want them and me and Patrick and Brendan were struggling trying to escape and the kidnapper came back and whipped us with his garden hose and yelled out you youngens will never escape from me and we all tried to scream but the duct tape was nicely gripped around our mouths we couldn’t be heard
If I didn’t text on the phone nobody will know what is happening to us
Brendan was moving around the garage trying to find a way out of here but it is impossible for us to escape because the tape was on so tight, the kidnapper came back and picked up Brendan and said tonight I will cook you on my barbecue and have fresh tasty young boy for dinner
And I started to struggle my way over there to save Brendan and the kidnapper got the axe and threatened to chop our heads off and me and Patrick and Brendan tried to scream through our duct tape on our mouths
But we found it impossible to be heard
And the kidnapper left saying heh heh heh I have the family people *******
We say to you all
HELP US
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