Aussie Aussie Aussie
I am a Fair dinkum a Aussie
I love life every day
Aussie Aussie Aussie
You see I am an Aussie
Yes I watch cricket and afl and league
And like the rich I watch
The rugby union
And I cheer very loud
Aussie Aussie Aussie
I am a fair dinkum a Aussie
I am having fun
Drinking my beer eating pies
Yes I am an Aussie
And I am mighty proud of that
You see like an Aussie
I love my mum and I loved my dad
Yes and I loved a nice hot dinner
Of meat and 2 veg
Aussie Aussie Aussie
I am fair dinkum
Yes I am yes I am
I am Aussie and I am proud of it
Ok I am Aussie hear me roar
I am too cool to ignore
Yes I have fun and really have my fun
And I have fun because I am an
Aussie Aussie Aussie
And fair dinkum a Aussie
Yes that is what I am
I am an Aussie Aussie Aussie
A real battling Aussie
I am cool cause I am Aussie
To the core

I hope Athena
Uses her powers to heal my mum
She has a sore leg
It needs to get better
I hope Athena can give her
A boost of energy
So she can get into things she loves
Rather than sleeping in bed
In so much pain she can’t get out
Come on Athena
Come on Athena
Let her get her life back
Come on Athena
Come on Athena
Eliminate this pain she is in
Nobody wants to be in pain
So, come on Athena
Help my mum get better
I love my mum
I love my mum
I don’t want her to be in pain
Come on Athena
Come on Athena
Make her pain in leg be no more
I know it will be hard
But she is a good person
And she doesn’t deserve this
Come on Athena
Help my mum get better
Cause I love her to bits

It is a sad time when
You hear a baby cry
But they cry for reasons
They cry when they are happy
They cry when they are sad
They cry when they want stuff
They cry when they don’t
They cry when they are moved away
From something they love
They cry when someone
Doesn’t want to cuddle anymore
They cry when they have a fever
They cry when they are angry
They cry when their little nose is runny
They cry when it is hot
They cry when they can’t go outside
To play with their older siblings
They cry when they can’t climb the stairs because they are too little
It is often emotion when a baby cries
You can’t control it
Babies just cry

Hi everyone and welcome to the raiders show where today the mighty raiders play South Sydney Rabbitohs
Where I think it will be a great match
Here is Tom with his jingle

Go raiders go raiders go raiders go
We push em hard and never say no
The raiders will be the best team there
Yeah they will be happy oh yeah
The raiders will come up and win
If they don’t I will arrest you yeah
Partying down the club is cool
Breaking rules is not what they do
Come on Ricky Stuart Coach them good
Yes the raiders are the best around
Go raiders go raiders go raiders go

Thank you Tom and now here is
Peter

La la la la la we are the green machine
We’re bad and mean
We fight them till you see green
We are big and strong
Fast and mean
We are the mighty green machine
We will win and win it well
You see we will tell the cops
That we are best
Go the mighty raiders team
Fight them please the green machine
La la la la la the green machine
We will fight and win oh yeah
We are fast and mean
And big and strong
Time to lose isn’t what we do
Go raiders go raiders go raiders go
We will win even if it is in the snow
The sleet is great very cold
Go the raiders go the raiders
Go go go go go go
Thank you Peter and now over to the match go raiders

Welcome back to the raiders show and the raiders have a very narrow lead of about 6 points to 4 and here is Robert with his jingle

Yes the raiders are up at the half
Only by the narrowist of margins
But who cares oh yeah
6 - 4 is the score
And the raiders are the best
Better than Souths
Putting the bunnies to the test
Come on raiders we must win
Go raiders come on mate
We must win we must win
Put the bunnies down on the ground
Where they belong
They belong down the bottom
But I won’t say
I want to see the raiders win
Oh yeah

Thank you Robert and now here is
Pete with his jingle

We have to fight em up
Push them down
Fight them till you hit the top
And push them to the ground
And then we say to each other mate yeah
Come on the raiders
You see we are individuals
Coming out to win
And if we have a strong team
We must knock their game out of whack
Yes we will win this match oh yeah
Come on the raiders
Go the mighty raiders
You are the best

Thank you Pete and now here is the game go raiders

Welcome back to the raiders show and what a loss we suffered tonight on election night as well here is olly with his jingle

Too bad too bad we lost and we don’t conquer too bad
We weren’t very good tonight
We made a few mistakes
We played bad played bad oh yeah we did
I don’t know what went on
We just weren’t very good
We are going to play the cowboys
Next week and I hope we win but
The amount of times we dropped the bell tonight might suggest other wise
Come on raiders I was saying in the stands but they weren’t listening
No they weren’t

Thank you olly and now here is Kenny

We lost we lost we lost
What happened to us
I would never think
That this years performance
Could take us to a bad loss
I came here today thinking we had a hope but I was far from right
We never ever really put up a big big fight
What is wrong with us oh no
Come on raiders you must bounce back from this
But are you good enough
Well one can only tell
What was wrong with us tonight
Well done bunnies

Thank you Kenny and what a match it was and now let’s draw the final curtain

And now we draw the final curtain
Yes the raiders have lost a shame
You see it is back to us
Making mistakes all the time
What was wrong with us this evening
It was a bad election night
Because we can’t beat
The sides up the top
Which could prove to be a problem
Don’t worry raiders just work on next week
See you next week
Dudes

See you later mr Hawke
It has been a nice time knowing
You as our beloved prime minister
You had good views
You looked after the poor
You had this motto
No Australian child will be living in
Poverty from 1990
And I believe if labor was still in
There might not be Australian children
Living in poverty
You loved attending the prime ministers XI and the grand finals in
Aussie rules and rugby league
You were a larrikin
I call you a man who cared for his fellow man and woman
You were there when Australia 2
Won the America’s cup after the USA
Had it for 130 years and you said
Anyone who sacks an employee
For not going to work today is a ***
That is a act for a really great Australian
I remember watching the election in 1983 when bob hawke beat Malcolm Fraser and mate bob looked as happy as a pig in mud happy like a man who wants to help the country be as great as it is today
Prime ministers don’t last forever
And it is sad that you died
Just before the election where
Labor are favoured to win
I think it will be a honour
To serve you up in nirvana
Before your next life
Goodbye prime minister
Larrikin and friend
And I want you to remember
Through your after life journey
Of how much of a asset
You were to this country
R I P Bob Hawke

Oh Doris day oh Doris day
How much we will miss you
Oh Doris day oh Doris day
You were an excellent person
Just thinking of your acting career
Like movies like calamity Jane
And pillow talk and your sitcom
Called the Doris day show
Yes you lit up our lives
Oh Doris day oh Doris day
She looked after the animals oh yeah mate yeah
Oh Doris day oh Doris day
You gave us high hopes
You gave us high hopes
You gave us high apple pie in the sky hopes and every time I feel bad
I watch your sitcom and it makes me feel like happy families come to thee
Yes Doris day was great
Que Sara Sara
Whatever will be will be
The future is ours to see
Que Sara Sara
Oh Doris day oh Doris day
I like your Tom boy attitude
Oh Doris day oh Doris day
You inspired the world from way back then to now
You helped people understand
That women could be anything they want
Oh Doris day oh Doris day
R I P our grand old lady
See you Doris day miss you lots

Sam Aston has been reborn

Last night in the cosmos Sam Aston who is the lady I know from Darryl’s den has now entered the ****** of her next birth mother, I can’t tell you where she will be etc but she has been reborn, I don’t even know whether she will be a boy or a girl but the exciting news is Sam can live on
Hopefully for a while in this new life
Hopefully she will be happy and healthy and fruitful as they come but I can tell you this she will be expected next year in the first few months so congratulations to Sam Aston to get into her next ****** and I hope she will have many happy memories with her new family like she had in her last life and even if they find out she is disabled just let her be understood by her new family because Buddha works in mysterious ways
Welcome to your new birth mother Sam and hopefully everything will turn out well for you