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I feel dizzy in the head watching tv
And doing my art i don’t want to stop the watching tv and art cause I find it fun but I want my head to stop feeling dizzy, because I feel I am going to pass out putting my hands on my thighs like with my exercise
And even if I do well at exercises I pass out in the end
I fall on the floor which I don’t want
But nobody wants that
I want to be the best version of myself
But I keep passing out putting my hands on my thighs
People say hands off your thighs
So this morning I went to the doctor
And they gave me a heart monitor
To put on my chest for 24 hours
I go about my daily activities with it on my chest and I want to get back into running but my food I ate in the last 5 years is making me dizzy and feel lightheaded I get visions from my past even though some habits remind me of the past like skulking my water down reminds me of me sculling beer of Coca Cola in the past and I still think that all the coke I drank could be the reason why I pass out
It might not be the reason but every time I get up I feel lightheaded
I can’t have a shower before I get the heart monitor off but when I do take it off I will hop back in the shower when I get home hopefully they can figure out why I pass out while I am exercising
You see when you play around the street there are a group of people who want to play games with you
Like people who think it is normal
Play with other humans inappropriately like tying them up, forcing them to sneeze and pushing your hormones out of you by thinking of running after each other doing weird things to each other like other people chasing you knocking you over
People grabbing you and tying you up
Pushing you down saying it is normal to muck like this when you are young
Like get weird visions as I skull my water like my coke saying tie him up
Grab him push him around and pull his pants down and give him a wedgy
And say to him you are a loser baby
Why don’t you save me, and also as I sit there in my house I look up feeling dizzy feeling it is normal to tie people up and normal to sneeze up yucky mucus and it is normal play around in drains by pushing yourself through them with someone drinking beer cheering you on and pretending you are kidnapped or abducted in someone else’s house and the owner tells you to leave his property threatening to call your parents
And stealing a rope from Mitchell vinnies and tying yourself in the toilet pretending someone did this to you
I found it hard to lock myself in because the door wouldn’t allow it
It was my great imagination playing tricks on me like the witch family played tricks on Darren on bewitched
And eating pizza and fish and chips very fast and vomiting it up, and going to night clubs and drinking bourbon and coke and beer and having too much which makes you ***** and having something greasy for breakfast like McDonald’s which made me ***** and it made me not want to eat that crap again and swearing at your father saying I am cool man he said cool you I said cool me and then going to the club to have a beer and a packet of crisps which made me ***** so badly but I wanted to get out of this life, time to be an adult now get rid of my desires to drink and eat crap
Rodney Palmer is no more
From our family anyway
But just last night he entered the ****** of his next life
will Rodney be a he or a she
Nobody can really tell
All I know is that our Rodney Palmer is expected to be reborn early 2020
I hope he can do all he does as Rodney like fun stuff and all
And what he will be like in
5 years well life can surely tell
Well done to Rodney
This is a thrill
I don’t know what country
But I can guarantee this
He is in a happy family unit
Which will be great for him
I wonder if Rodney will become a singer or a sports star
Or a politician or someone
Yes Rodney is now just starting
Off his new life in his new mother
Yes that will be cool for him
I don’t know who his mother is
But she is nice and so is his father
Who is looking forward to becoming a dad yes, it will be great
So hopefully something big will happen for this family yeah
Welcome back to the world Rodney Palmer and all wishes for a happy new family
The raiders show against the 2018 premiers at Suncorp in Brisbane

Hi and welcome to the raiders show
Which is coming to you live from Suncorp stadium where all games this week is, where the raiders are playing the great roosters line up, it will be a great game that the raiders must win
If they want to get their names on the board they only lost 2 games against Melbourne storm and manly Warringah, so far this year and here is hoping we can beat the roosters this afternoon, here is our first jingle from George
Hey Canberra
You must win
Just ignore the
Games that we lost yeah
Don’t fade away like you
Used to do yeah
Just don’t fade away
Hey Canberra
It would be great
If we get a win from
Last years champions
Yes, it will make me very a very happy man yeah mate yeah dude
Canberra to win
Hey Canberra
The mighty green machine
Are they good enough to beat the roosters yeah
Are they good enough to really show
Them who is boss in this game yeah
Go raiders we must win
Hey Canberra
Be like supermen
And fly all over Suncorp
This afternoon you have to win mate
Go raiders knock the roosters out
Thank you George and now here is Harry with a jingle
Canberra Canberra Canberra
We are going to win
Everything is going down well with us please god makes us win
Canberra Canberra Canberra
Win in Brisbane
It is going to be cool mate
The best performance of our lives
Oi oi oi raiders must win
At Suncorp stadium
Against a side not from Brisbane
Really pretty hard
Go raiders go raiders go raiders go raiders go please win
Pretty please with sugar on top
And now over to the match against the roosters go raiders
Yes, it has been a dismal match where the roosters have a 24-6 lead over the raiders today and it is bad
And we have a roosters supporter named pill popper with his jingle

Yes we won last years premiership
What a game it was
And we are playing well this year
Include this week at Suncorp
The raiders are pushed right down
Yes go the roosters oh yeah
Yes afterwards we will hit the roosters bar
And have a nice cold beer
24 points to 6 we have them right
Where we want them
Come on roosters knock the raiders
Back to Canberra saying we are
Kings of suncorp dudes
Thank you pill popper and now here is ken with a reply
Carn the raiders
Go the raiders
Get us out of this mess
Yes we need to win we still have hope
For our sweet caress
We need to Ricky Stuart
To say the right things today
To put some fire in our bellies
To make us force the roosters to fade
But the raiders have to play well
And I can’t see it happening
I just want my team to win
Go raiders go
Thank you ken and here is terry with his jingle
And as we draw the final curtain
On the first half I hope we catch up
It will be a hard match mate
Because the roosters are playing well
I hope pill popper eats his words mate
But the roosters are playing well
We need to see our players in the spotlight
Ready for a pretty good fight
I sure hope we play well in the second half
Carn the raiders oh yeah
Thank you terry and what do you have to say pill popper
Pill popper’. Well mate I think the roosters will win and the raiders will fade in your face Canberra
Ok thank you pull popper and now here is the second half of the raiders at Suncorp stadium
And welcome back to the raiders show and what a terrible performance despite coming back a bit in the second half, the roosters won 30 points to 24 and here is pill popper
We gave you the chances
But you still couldn’t win
What is wrong with the Raiders
The roosters were too good
We won we won
Yes we fought yes we conquered
To win by just 6
Yes we put the pressure
On the raiders oh yes we did
Roosters roosters go the mighty roosters for back to back
Thank you pill popper and now here is Simon
We are the bad and mean green machine but today we conked out too soon
Yes we tried to come back
But still the roosters were too good
What is wrong with the raiders
One can only tell
You see it was an awful match
Yes I don’t know what went wrong
The bad and mean green machine
Was broken hopefully fixed next week

Ok that was good and that is it that is all there ain’t no more here is the Final curtain song saying it is beer o’clock

And now let’s draw the final curtain
The roosters were too ****** good
Despite the raiders coming back on them
The raiders failed by just 6
So now we get into beer o’clock mate
To think about next week yeah
Well done to the roosters
Raiders must bounce back
Hi and welcome to Jupiter moon
For this great concert of great music

40-000-000 dead beats
Living on the dark streets
North east west south
Being cool oh yeah mate
Partying all over dude
Eating lots of exciting food
Like methane smoothies mate
Yeah mate yeah
Dancing all over your house mate
Dad going yeah alright Brian
Saying he meant he loved me
Yes he did
Partying down the firehouse
Then going home trying to be as quiet as a mouse
After drinking bourbon and smoking cigs
Yes that is what you want to do
Dancing all over your house
Saying to your voices who is boss
Eating food so really messy
To prove you ain’t a problem mate
Making your voices look worried yeah
Saying you ain’t like us anymore
I have lost my friend

Next song is this
Left my heart to the club oh dude
I sold a portion of my cigarettes
To the rough people yeah
I went to the private bin
And shook my boogie on the dance floor
And I never understood why people on the street were teasing me
Then I got on the dance floor
To show people how to party
Yeah mate
I got home and my voices went crazy
Seeing everyone I know all over my head
It really drove me nuts
I danced to Duncan
And did the hokey pokey
Saying I love to have a beer with daddy
Cause he was my mate
I used to love life a lot back then
Then I remembered my brother
Called me the name brin
Showing he really loved me
And saying he took the a out of my name
Because it was good
I felt cool
Even though my original
Thought was to be tough like a fighter would be oh yeah
Oooooh yeah mate yeah dude party
Next song is this
I was a hooligan back then yeah
I realise back then it was hard to be a family person because I was scared to have *** oh yeah mate yeah
And it was the grim reaper add on the television making it hard for me to think about having *** in any way I want
I really wanted children
Not knowing how hard it is
But overall that ad really scared me off from getting with a girl
People saying it’s normal to have *** yeah
And it is normal to have thoughts
Of having *** you see even when you are scared to do it yeah
I had this girls in college
Named Anna Clare Yvonne and Tanya
Who I really wanted to do it yeah
But I was scared of the grim reaper add it really ****** frightened me
And that is the reason why mate I never had *** to this day
And looking at shows where people are having *** yeah
Or seeing people having happy families from that
Makes me feel a bit weird
Despite me wanting to watch those shows because they teach me
That I shouldn’t have been scared
I should have been careful
But now I am a writer and artist
With dreams of bringing people
To their next lives
And my soul is the kind of soul
To enjoy the beauty of ***
Ooooh yeah yeah
I hope you enjoyed that song
It is the reason why I haven’t got kids
And despite wanting to feel the happiness and love of kids
The stupid grim reaper stopped me
I don’t know why I can’t explain it
But mate I feel like a hooligan
Who is having a hard time dealing with it
I am a nice person
I don’t want to fight
I am a nice person
I am not getting bullied
I am too nice to be a bad guy
I am a nice person
Yes I am
I hear about all the fights
They have in football
And I think it is ****** disgraceful
You see there is this poor Down syndrome man getting bashed at the football
It is totally disgraceful mate oh yes it is
I am a nice person
I don’t put up with that
Cause I am too nice to be like these
Rotten people
You see I am not a hooligan
I am not a ****
I am a nice person
And mate do I love life
You see I don’t tease people at the football I find it is a waste of time
I am a nice person
All of the time
I vote for the political party
That wants to help the poor
I watch family vlogs as opposed
To watching real life crime
Anything that upsets me
I don’t watch
Cause I am a nice person
All of the time
The women love me
Because I am so nice
I don’t believe in violence mate
It isn’t very cool
I am a nice person
I break no rules
Sometimes I swear
But not all the time
Cause I am nice to everyone I meet
Nice nice nice nice very very nice
I go to my art groups
And I do my art
Getting all of my problems
Out of my brain
Cause I am a nice person
Yes I am
I certainly don’t want to fight
Cause I am nice
I like Jesus
I like Jesus
Jesus is a hero of reincarnation mate
I like Jesus
Praise me to Jesus
Oh yeah he rocks
He brings people to think that
The world ain’t too bad
Just come back to life
Jesus is cool
Jesus is cool
He will bring your soul to another womb
Jesus is cool
Everyone is Jesus’s friend
Everyone is Jesus’s friend
He brought me back from getting kidnapped and killed in 1960
To a happy healthy life today
I want to learn
I want to learn
I want to learn the truth about
How I could be a normal kid
Well sometimes I find it hard
I just wanted to party
I just wanted to party
I brought my coke to church
With mum because I wanted to party
I like Jesus
I like Jesus
Jesus can make peace of your tragic previous lives
I like Jesus
They say Jesus died for us
And maybe it could be true
But there is still death and rebirth in the world
Jesus died for us
I believe someone in the world is Jesus
I believe someone in the world is Jesus
Maybe the person is a politician or a footy star who helps people
I believe someone in the world is Jesus
There is no messiah
It is all a myth
If there was people wouldn’t be dying one life and being born the next
Reincarnation is the truth
I like Jesus
Jesus is a hero to us all
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