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What being do we serve
To gasp in their name
That one in a million
When they're all just the same
Oh my (blank)!
Oh my (blank)!
Oh my (blank)!
Who do we offend
With this blasphemous outburst we send
That we're all so under the kosh
We now all shout
Oh my Gosh!

JJB

#FORGODSAKE
Living like a king
Dressed in others bling
Some may dress you down
Well they can just go and sing
You are who you are,
one fantastic human being
Clothes are for the aesthetic
Just pleased in what you're seeing
Ralph Lauren, Hugo Boss onto YSL
I now spend frivolously,
not in fashion hell
As you don't have to be flash and minted
Just get online and spend spend spend
Hence,
hello,

Mr Vinted

JJB
Like your dinner as I wait
Into the bin will surly be it's fate
As everyday we just grow old
And like this love we had
It's sadly going cold

JJB
Miami away
Miami by day
Miami muscle
Miami hussle
Miami bakes
Miami fakes
Miami sun
Miami gun
Miami tourists
Miami purists
Miami vice
Miami twice
Miami again
Miami ten out of ten
Miami
❤️

JJB
Aerobatic
Entertaining the aristocratic
Hanging from reinforced ropes
Living in danger
Not living in hope
Beige crimson and somewhat frilly lycra
Circus crowds a good place to hide, yeah
Running from that man who wants his revenge
New hair colour and a crop top fringe
But I will travel no matter how far
As I am now the utterly wonderful
The truly delectable,
Miss La La

JJB
I have to lose weight
Probably an on trend diet
Atkins down to vegan
We all have to just try it
Chatting online to my friends on Zoom
They all look so ****** great
Time to get on this new one
Its what is known as Noom
As my waist size goes up and down
I have to lose this frown
No more of eggs beginning with Scotch
Got to stop this daytime grazing
It's my weight I have to now watch

JJB
Remember those days we'd all dress for a flight
Now all hoodies and trackie bottoms,
an almost ghastly sight
Remember those days your mum would call you in for tea
Sat down with just four channels,
with only one ITV
Remember those days when you only had one best friend
Not over a thousand nobody's, who just want to be on trend
Remember those days,
checking scores on Teletext
And looking for flights, that little bit cheaper, flick over onto Ceefax
Thoughts of better times,
when Freddie sang that,
these were the days of our lives
Well those day's will always ring true,
and hold hope,
in our nostalgic side

JJB
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