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shower (n.): a place to practice the words you'll never say
So he texted you again
We thought he wouldn't
I know he wouldn't have
If you had let me text him
But we decided it would be better
If I didn't get arrested
For texting violent death threats
From an overprotective friend
To the guy
Who hurt you
Now he is back
And I know you aren't planning
On getting ****** in
You tell me you are just waiting
For the moment to hurt him
Back, the way he hurt you
But
It could still happen
I'm worried it will happen
I don't want to see you hurt again
I will always be here to pick up your pieces
But I would rather see you whole
So please
Be careful
Don't let him **** you in
For my friend about the infidelity of some guy who can't make up his freaking mind.
Ember Evanescent Dec 2014
I was lying in bed last night staring up

at the stars speckling the celestial indigo heavens

like glittery sprinkles across a birthday cake

and I thought to myself:

Where the hell is the ceiling?
This is just one of my favorite jokes I wanted to share, originally it was lot simpler I embellished it with the descriptive detail just for fun.
Ember Evanescent Dec 2014
In my opinion...
If you have a British accent, you literally just got 354 times more attractive. ;P
I'm not saying stuff like that is any reason to actually get in a relationship with someone or anything, I am just saying it makes you extremely attractive.

I will be making this a series. Expect more ones like these :P
Ember Evanescent Dec 2014
Are you okay?

Yes, I'm fine. Why?

Well, you're huddled in a ball, your knuckles are white from clutching your own skin too hard, you're trembling so bad it's scaring me and you're sobbing silently and uncontrollably with a mirror you just smashed beside you...

I'm just fine.
Don't believe me when I say it.
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