here's a neat trick:
evry time you have to say my name
replace it with RADIOHEAD
"RADIOHEAD has been staring at rooftops again. i'm worried."
"RADIOHEAD just walked into my kitchen and took all my matches!"
"i'd like my hexing stone back now, RADIOHEAD."
"RADIOHEAD, have you been drinking?"
anyway
you should try it
i'm not quite sure what will happen
but it's gonna rain no matter what you do