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Sep 2022 · 373
Look Mom
ConnectHook Sep 2022
Hey hey I'm an extREEEmist!
Look at me I'm so dAAAAngerous!

I send my child to a Christian School...
We recycle.
I ignore the lying news media...
We pay our taxes.
I love my white culture...
We speak three (3) languages.
God created only two (2) genders...

Hey hey I'm so dAAAANgerous!
I'm an extREEEMist! Look at me!
Look out.
We are EVERYWHERE.
Aug 2022 · 206
Mêlée
ConnectHook Aug 2022
Fat-*** Ignorance parks her brand new SUV next to Sociopathy, who barely raises a hooded reptilian eyelid as he sells seven Fentanyl tablets to Diversity under a narcotic cloud of monotonous insistent bass beats. Equity is quarreling with Under-representation over Authenticity in fake Wokeness, bellowing and flexing tattooed muscles as the Walmart security staff jiggle their immense wheezing obesity to the scene of the escalating drama. Onlookers are quickly gathering up all the Ukrainian color posters from the parking-posts as they disperse, grabbing as many free samples of THC-infused Delta-8 gummies as they can from the abandoned sales-promotion table on their way out. Uncouth plebeian tremors are undulating over the entire trash-strewn parking lot as filthy seagulls take wing, squawking.

Shut UP **** ain't LIKE THAT! shouts Urban Degeneration at her baby-daddy who spits cannabis-cola all over her threaded beaded extensions. He drops their child, Criminalisha, still strapped into her carrier, onto the pavement and lunges at Urban D.

I'ma hafta ******* UP now, *****, murmurs Poochie tha Kontrolla (aforementioned baby-daddy) and proceeds to tie her hair extensions to the handle of her SUV. He bites her hand until she drops the keys, which he grabs and then he jumps into the driver's seat. The engine roars.

Meanwhile, in the gathered crowd of onlookers,  Miss Cultural-appropriation berates an old man for wearing a rice-paddy shade hat on a cloudy day when he only .05 percent Asiatic. The Walmart security staff have mistakenly sat upon and handcuffed one of their own who screams for his meds and therapy canine. As police sirens are heard approaching, America Corpulenta rolls her fat bloodshot eyes and launches her immense rolls of adipose tissue into orbit towards the international space-station.
My interstellar-*** rocket gone KICK you punk-*** lil' space station you racist-*** bigot, she yells  to no one in particular . . .

And America, although no one there realized it, was indeed GREAT.
Itz a PROSE poem, y'all
ConnectHook Aug 2022
Cut out the organs.
Leave the organless corpse there;
The corpse of haiku.

Return to the corpse.
Have intimate relations
with the dead body.
Haiku is a cop-out
Jul 2022 · 191
Weak Links
ConnectHook Jul 2022
I send u link
u send me link
but nothing changes
what we think.

U tell me this
I tell u that
but that won't alter
where we at.
Stale mating rituals
VS.
Male stating rituals
Jul 2022 · 365
Linguistic Limerick
ConnectHook Jul 2022
Definers of terms gain control.
To maintain you enchained is their goal.
Your Normie-morality
(conventionality)
tightens their grip on your soul.
Here's one for the Normies 🤩
Jun 2022 · 193
Teapot Tempest Limericks
ConnectHook Jun 2022
Our election, the ballots reveal,
Was a farce and a fix and a steal.
It's a kangaroo court--
Your attention span's short;
But the liars continue to squeal.

The Capitol gig was no riot...
Over half of the nation don't buy it.
Two summers before,
We had riots galore--
But the media-mongers deny it.

All the video cameras reveal
That the 6th was a minor ordeal
They walked calmly inside.
It's a shame Ashley died,
But it's not like they stormed the Bastille...
"It was worse than 9/11"
ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahah
Jun 2022 · 108
Tragedies
ConnectHook Jun 2022
Black shoot whites = white racism
White shoot blacks = white racism
Mexican shoot Mexicans = guns did it !
Moslem shoot kuffar = don't criticize Islam...
https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/2022/06/black-lives-dont-matter-raymond-ibrahim/
Jun 2022 · 144
Humpty Ramos
ConnectHook Jun 2022
Salvador Salvador had a bad day.
Salvador Salvador made no delay.
All the policemen so rugged and rough,
Couldn't **** Salvador quickly enough . . .
More teachers and educators should be armed.
Also: don't leave doors open for bad people.
Jun 2022 · 239
Comic Limerick
ConnectHook Jun 2022
In the last act of Klownworld: our fate
Is a bozo for new head-of-state.
We deserve it, this curse,
As he builds back what’s worse—
When he could make America great.
Dedicated to all illegitimate puppet rulers who are voted in by corrupted algorithms
Jun 2022 · 87
Presidential Limerick
ConnectHook Jun 2022
Illegitimate Biden: he's fake--
And his vote-counters all on the take.
Though no justice prevails,
We can stroke the cold scales
Of this doddering dangerous snake.
ConnectHook May 2022
mid-morning shot of lawns in suburbia/something about baseball or football or summer camp/bumbling fool in pleated khakis with mediocre-length hair/unforeseen encounter with blonde in commercial zone[PRODUCT PLACEMENT] familiar boomer-rock or soul music lulls the viewer/neurotic feminized white father loses it over middleclass trivialities/funny overweight guy befriends main character[PRODUCT PLACEMENT] assertive mom obsessed with hokey career too emotionally repressed to nurture her kids/sassy alterna-child presented as wiser than its parents listens to new “edgy” rock-rap/stereotypical Latinos shown eating spicy food and being passionate and colorful/token religious figure prays superficially[PRODUCT PLACEMENT] noble black mentor capable of guiding the primitive unspiritual Caucasians/working-class single mom abused by her ****** boyfriend[PRODUCT PLACEMENT] neurotic dad realizes how good he has it/rebel alterna-kid admits it loves its parents/cringey dance scene to another familiar boomer-era pop song[PRODUCT PLACEMENT] reference to Hollyweird-style New-age Judaism-psychic-pop-mysticism-chaos-theory/sophisticate girlfriend mentions her abortion/enter dangerous crackpot gun-toting extremist citing Bible verses[PRODUCT PLACEMENT] someone befriends gentle new Asian neighbors/constant references to brand-name pop culture during bar scene/funny overweight friend offers main character homely wisdom[PRODUCT PLACEMENT] emo-rock theme with super-bass boost plays while credits roll
May 2022 · 315
Ponkey Mox
ConnectHook May 2022
Monkey Pox! The Monkey Pox!
Get more boosters, change your locks.
Have wild *** without a ******;
Block the fandom. Burn the kingdom.
Gambian rats are not to blame—
Trump supporters own the shame:
White extremists, spreading plague,
for reasons that, as yet, are vague . . .
[Nina Junkowicz approves of this poem]

https://connecthook.net/2022/05/24/ponkey-mox/
Apr 2022 · 118
Pseudobulbar Paroxysms
ConnectHook Apr 2022
Bark like a rooster, roar like a chicken
Fake those healings till we sicken;
Churchy frenzies, righteous quavers—
Charismaniacs and ravers.
Holy laughs from Howie Browne
Lame libations: drink it down
Until you sprawl on the temple floor
searching for God’s own unlocked door.

(Ntl. Poetry-writing Month 2022, prompt #2)
For some reason, HP will not let me post my NaPoWriMo prompt response #1, a prose-poem. I will try it here below:

The Ammo Asana

A twenty-something with a Well-behaved Women Rarely Make Herstory bumper sticker on her sky-blue Subaru guzzled a kombucha just before yoga class. The liquid still sloshing in her stomach, she assumed the Cow-cat asana fifteen minutes later. The red-bearded driver of a battered black Ford F-150 parked next to the yogini’s Subaru and headed toward the Freedom Guns and Ammo store, two doors down from the yoga studio. Upon turning off the Christian death-metal he had been listening to, he paused with his keys in his hand. From the cab of his truck he could hear her ginger-kelp kombucha sloshing. Beholding the alluring rear of her temple enclosed in paisley-printed spandex he was inspired to push open the door to the small studio and stick his head just inside the entrance. The effects of the two red cannabis oil chewies consumed the night before had yet to wear off. As the polished brass bells in the threshold tinkled, the sandalwood incense hit him. He fixed her in his bearded gaze from the army-green brim of his These Colors Don’t Run baseball cap.

"Baby, is that kombucha singing inside of you or am I asleep and having a *******?"

Looking up, she saw that he was rudely addressing herself and no one else among the five practitioners flexing on all fours. Her inner peace yielded to disgust as the prana ebbed.

"Excuse me but if you are talking to me, your patriarchal, misogynistic comment makes bigoted cisgender assumptions about my ****** identity", she replied.

"Hey honey, just tryin’ to be nice. Don’t blow a gasket now. I could hear you from my truck…"

Believe it or not, this is how my parents met.
They were married on Oahu seventeen years ago.
PROMPT 1:
Write your own prose poem that, whatever title you choose to give it, is a story about the body.
The poem should contain an encounter between two people, some spoken language, and at least one crisp visual image.
Apr 2022 · 87
Late Terminology
ConnectHook Apr 2022
Blastocyte, Viable Zygote, Fetus
Vile and inhuman clinical labels
Scientific data-driven fables
Invented by those who would delete us
Mar 2022 · 392
Plumbing Issues
ConnectHook Mar 2022
It's stunning and brave:
Some man thinks he's a woman.
Give that quing a keen!
Richard Levine the great swimmer is absolutely FABULOUS and needs more gold medals.
Mar 2022 · 114
Sitcom
ConnectHook Mar 2022
It's "devastating"
and it's "heartbreaking" . . .

refugees surging,

cities exploding,

as I watch re-runs

of the George Soros show.
It is right to question
what the majority accept unquestioningly
from global corporate media...
Mar 2022 · 93
Dictation
ConnectHook Mar 2022
You put in leader
We take out leader
You take out government
We put in government
They put in troops
You take out troops

Tanks to put in.
In Amerika, you trash Putin.
In Russia, you put in trash.

Is funny joke.
Feb 2022 · 80
Do Not Transgress
ConnectHook Feb 2022
Don't you DARE
inflict your sophomoric emo observations
on those of us who bear the mantle
of  P O E T R Y.
You have been WARNED
Feb 2022 · 197
Cut U Down
ConnectHook Feb 2022
The reaper
Scythe your fearful ***--

I mean your soul.
(Not your donkey...)

You have NO RIGHT
To a risk-free existence.
HeeHaw.
Another cutting poem for my bleeding fans at H.P.
Feb 2022 · 87
In Spite of Thorazine
ConnectHook Feb 2022
Bettie Page

was SAVED !

(Hallelujah to GOD).
Eternally vibrant, Miss Page
causes hormones and heartbeats to rage.
As she shimmies, her beauty
Exposes her duty:
Enthralling our souls on her stage. 

Through her charms, neither low nor high-class,
she allows us a peek through the glass.
She transcended her age
(and our lust). Bettie Page
could both smile with her face and her ***.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/HTlGuTuHK5kg/
Feb 2022 · 302
Shout-out to Mr. Trudeau
ConnectHook Feb 2022
Canucks driving trucks!
Rocking, rolling, getting DOWN !
YES ! Keep On Truckin'.
Notes from the Great White North.
https://youtu.be/x266AoTO-Ac
Jan 2022 · 259
Minimalism
ConnectHook Jan 2022
P F U © K  P F I Z E ® !

Brandon's Life Matters !
LET'S GO BRANDON (MORE)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrFKef23CoI
Jan 2022 · 146
Fake Haiku
ConnectHook Jan 2022
Extremism: good.
Neurotic status quo: bad.
Honesty: the Best !
WHO is the enemy.
Jan 2022 · 206
Masquerade
ConnectHook Jan 2022
I was putting on a mask
so I would be protected
while preparing to mask up
with 2 other masks
in order to walk alone on the street
(although I'm proud to say:
DOUBLE JABBED and BOOSTED, baby!)
but had to flee  back inside
upon realizing that I needed to triple mask
because an unvaxxed domestic terrorist
who caused the takeover of White House
had sneezed 3 hours earlier
and we need to stay safe
because we are all promised
a risk free-existence
because god
does not exist
because OMIGOSH VARIANT
is greater than god
or even
"Red Chiner"
and WHO
is the enemy exactly?
Please, people:
stay safe and double-mask before you double-jab
and get boosted every 4 months
because new variants
and wear your underwear on your head
because CDC & WHO & FAUCI
and something else I was told to do
Jan 2022 · 102
First Cut of 2022
ConnectHook Jan 2022
Cut straight
and cut clean
for this bright new year.

in 2022, remember:

STICHES are for SNITCHES.
Dec 2021 · 1.1k
Christmas Cutting
ConnectHook Dec 2021
** ** **
it's Santa's turn to cut!

Whoops.
with my jolly color scheme,
no one can tell
that I am BLEEDING . . .
Don't do it, Santa.
Believe in your self, please.
Put that holiday blade down.
We love you.
Nov 2021 · 536
Back to Cutting
ConnectHook Nov 2021
just trying out
a new blade
it was a freebee  
at the Cutter's Convention.

well, it handles nicely,
cuts efficiently,
leaves a nice scar . . .

AND NOW for my POEM:

waah wah waaaah wahh
I so EMO waaaaah!
A cut from my latest record.
Nov 2021 · 172
Writ in House
ConnectHook Nov 2021
Kyle is a hero!

He killed a violent child-molester
and another deadbeat agitator,
both of whom attacked him with a mob.

Rosenbaum called him a *****
even though Kyle is white as snow.

Another criminal bludgeoned him with a skateboard.
(Dude, that's totally THRASH--)

Too bad the third criminal
only got a shot in the arm...

WELL-DONE, Mr. Rittenhouse,
https://theothermccain.com/2020/08/28/***-offender-joseph-rosenbaum-taunted-armed-civilians-shoot-me-n-r/
Nov 2021 · 80
Cut Down to Sighs
ConnectHook Nov 2021
Before I slash and burn the fields
I kiss the blade my reaper wields.

Bad poetry wells forth and gushes;
lyric sanity now hushes.

Teenage angst is smeared all over.
(Suicidal edge as lover . . .)

Bring some towels! My verse is flowing . . .
And my poetic dullness showing.

It makes your well-paid therapist sing;
this whining/slashing/cutting thing,

Since he or she is paid by the hour --
while you coagulate, and glower.
Please write more "Cutting Poetry"
We need a greater voice for cutters here at H.P.
Thanks, and keep that blade clean and sharp!
Nov 2021 · 117
A Cut Above My Other Poemz
ConnectHook Nov 2021
Can't take it anymore . . .

I lacerate my cursed skin,

That scarlet rivulets may flow. . .

Billy can I borrow your butterknife?

CUT ! Take two.
Let's try that scene again . . .
(Get some towels over here, Fritz.)
Stay sharp and keep your lyrical edge.
Poetry: it's in the blood.
Nov 2021 · 92
Even MORE Cutting
ConnectHook Nov 2021
i slice

like a pizza chef.

i bleed

like a sacrifice.

you read

like a bored therapist.
let your insurance company know before you start CUTTING

and make sure you wear your mask.

STAY SAFE 🤡
Nov 2021 · 161
More Cutting
ConnectHook Nov 2021
I have that need

To bleed

But having trouble

Finding my skin


And I'm using a plastic spoon...
Stay safe and cut clean everyone 🤪❤🖐
Nov 2021 · 253
Another Cutting Poem
ConnectHook Nov 2021
i cut

my verses

like i cut and run

when they come

for the the superficially wounded

poets
I have ruined all my wedding gowns.
help me someone.

Also: send large Bandaids
ConnectHook Nov 2021
Grosskreutz chased him, intending to harm.
Kyle Rittenhouse sounded alarm;
Then surrounded by danger,
Engaged with that stranger
Who needed a shot in the arm.

Joey Rosenbaum handled it well,
Though he’s no longer present to tell;
And his threat: Shoot me ****** !
Elicits a snigger
From demons and devils in hell.

The third idiot, Huber by name,
Used his skateboard to bludgeon. For shame!
Mr. Rittenhouse shot—
And that skater-dude got
A delicious hot slice of the same.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Iy9epcyVM32T/
Nov 2021 · 93
Lamentito
ConnectHook Nov 2021
No pongas mente
A los perpetuamente
y profesionalmente
etnicamente
ofendidos.
Fundamentalmente mental
ConnectHook Nov 2021
MSNBC told me to be very scared. Covid variants scare me.
Biblical Christians scare me. Covid doubters scare me. My religion is FEAR.
I need Fauci to tell me what to do. I need CDC to tell me what to do.
I am so scared of unvaccinated people. They need to be re-educated.
They need to adjust their masks. They need to be forced to comply.
Because I am fearfully neurotic. Because I need to control all outcomes.
Because I am not prepared to die. Because I am destined for hell
unless I get saved in Christ.
Neurotic godless people will be the DEATH of this nation.
Nov 2021 · 219
Blaxupreme
ConnectHook Nov 2021
♥  ♥  ♥  ♥  ♥  ♥  ♥

Black greatness concealed:

Delusions revealed.
Get WOKE.
Nov 2021 · 107
Let Brands Go On
ConnectHook Nov 2021
Strange blond O,
A strong blonde
Long-***** star;
Norse gal on BDT
Strangled boon.
England's robot
Bore St. Ann gold.
(London gets bra!)
R-angled Boston?
Strong A/O blend,
A ****-****** RL
Lost grand bone
Dragon B stolen;
(Dragon Ben lost)
No BT gland rose.
Nose (or BT gland)
Nor to be glands
Beg. Last noon Dr.
******, bro. . . Lent.
Blood rages. TNN.
Best ***** rol'n
***** loads NTB;
Stole grand ***,
Got ngrs on blade.
Strong leo band?
Stolen dog bran!
No globe strand
Orgone land bst
Abort son legnd;
Ron's ***** belt:
***** and T-logs.
Ron, let's ban God!
(No L.D. Regan-bots:
Lord gets no ban.)
Staged non-bro L
Steal goon bndr,
Set grand loon B:
Grade B loons, TN
(Or one's LGBT dean;
Be gone, old trans !)
God's banner lot
Non-blots raged. . .
Good bats lernn.
Non-brats: lo GED
Lots o' danger, N.B.

L E T' S   GO   B R A N D O N !
Semi-coherent word collage
based on finite choices
with infinite possibilities

Each one should have the same 13 letters used.

Come on. Admit it.
I mined this vein amazingly well
Oct 2021 · 195
Crepuscular Limerick
ConnectHook Oct 2021
Extinguishing all that is bright
darkness flows, to invade with the night
overtaking the towns
and usurping the crowns
of the powers that reign in the light.
Best Halloween Mixes ever:

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrXaSPwQl7lKhrTDZ9f1LSWBAFB-KO6xQ
Oct 2021 · 206
I Love White Culture
ConnectHook Oct 2021
♤♡◇♧

And so does my

Black cat.
Wallace Fard Moohammad
revealed this Halloween poem
From beyond the grave
Oct 2021 · 108
Poetry Experiment
ConnectHook Oct 2021
Darwin's  evolutionary theory is an untestable hypothesis

Trillions of dollars are unaccounted for

Abortion is not a right

Most comments are chatbots

COVID-19 is propaganda

There are only 2 genders

U.S. elections are rigged

Human beings are fallen and sinful

The God of scripture created the universe

Data is relatively important

Western women have it quite good

"Big Bang" is Genesis for atheists
See what happens
Oct 2021 · 396
Microsoft Screensaver
ConnectHook Oct 2021
In spite of all that has been done
There is nothing new under the sun.
Call it a woman; it's still a man . . .
Though you throw out what's left in the garbage can.
Oct 2021 · 303
The Beautiful Toilet
ConnectHook Oct 2021
Blue, blue is the grass about the river
And the willows have overfilled the close garden.
And within, the mistress, in the midmost of her youth,
White, white of face, hesitates, passing the door.
Slender, she puts forth a slender hand;

And she was a courtezan in the old days,
And she has married a sot,
Who now goes drunkenly out
And leaves her too much alone.
MEI SHENG, 140 BC 
(trans: by Ezra Pound)

I was struck by the title ...
Oct 2021 · 109
Night Ode to the Goddess
ConnectHook Oct 2021
Hail, dark form!

Watcher of the sacred grove
Leaper of the Parapet, Ascender of the Divine Tree!

She-Who-Gnaws-the-Skull
Shadow-crowned, render of helpless mammals
She of sharpened claw and blood-warmed fang!
Lurker and slinking prowler of the dark
She-Who-Strips-Skin-From-Bone
Huntress of moon, terror of birds and mice
Watcher and waiter of the lunar jungle
Nocturnal priestess
Jaguar-goddess of Night
Puncturess of jugulars
Consort and matriarch of evening and dawn

Tree-Climber, Roof-Leaper, come!
We await your dread presence in shadow and starlight
Oh celestial pard and mountain-bacchante
Slayer of Dionysos,
We hail your arrival at the sign of padding paws.


Time for your Meow Mix !
We have a wonderful black cat.
Her name is
Petra Electra Perpetua
Sep 2021 · 205
Aguarnica: historia de arte
ConnectHook Sep 2021
Aguarnica es una pintura hecha por Picasso
durante una guerra civil en centroamérica
acerca de un pais mitológico
donde todo está al revés;
un pais que provee los ricos del mundo con
fragantes puros de calidad indigena.

La guerra Nica es otra cosa;
en la primera obra mencionada
se trata de robos y opresión y ataques no provocados
contra la ciudadanía de un país pobre...
Pero la guerra Nica es un cuadro bonito,
primitivista, lleno de lagos, volcanes,
pajaros tropicales y colores vivos.

En la pintura de Picasso se nota lideres corruptos,
bajo el mando de un burro ex-ladrón,
los cuales dan servicio labial a un ideología en bancarrota
mientras saquean los pocos recursos del país
para vender a extranjeros, enriqueciéndose en el proceso.
Pero  sólo se trata de poesía . . .
Sep 2021 · 250
Orange Limerick
ConnectHook Sep 2021
You neurotics, projecting your fears…
We have savored the salt of your tears.
Though he fell with a thud,
(yes, the man was a dud)
We still trolled you with Trump for four years.
He listens to Paula White.
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha--urk

(Choked on my coffee)
Sep 2021 · 73
Case Studies
ConnectHook Sep 2021
1)  Francophone Africa:
Studied Marxism and existential lit.
Obtained work visa to America.
Whined and railed against U.S. imperialism and kapitalism.
Took job at major university bankrolled by Pepsi corporation.
Became U.S. citizen.
Still complaining.

2)  New England:
Affluent suburban life with loving parents.
Went to Ivy League U. Became *****-feminist/marxist artist.
Moved to the Left coast. Used her talents to undermine the patriarchy.
Met successful male entrepreneur.
Became soccer mom in Beserkley.

3)  Midwest cow-town:
Tripped on Leary and Baba Ram Dass.
Followed the dead in a colorful van.
Lived the wannabee hippie life into the 90's.
Traded tie-dye for business suit.
Now manages funds for major investment firm.

4)  Pacific NW:
Raised by single mom. ***-head at 14.
Punk-rock anarchist turned straight-edge Buddhist.
Now a Maoist kindergarten teacher with 401K plan.
Paid vacations to vibrant underdeveloped nations.
Still agitating for revolution.
To be human is to be a SINNER and a HYPOCRITE.
Welcome to the club.
Christ is the only (only) way to salvation.
Sep 2021 · 231
Get to the Point
ConnectHook Sep 2021
Obsidian
Lanceolate
Auriculate
Ovaloid
Folsom
Clovis
Chert
Chip
V­V
V
Flaky shape-poem
for your erudite perusal
https://www.projectilepoints.net/Search/ASearch_North%20East.html
Sep 2021 · 598
Pro-semitic Verses
ConnectHook Sep 2021
Remove the EL
from GOLD
and you get . . . ?
99.9 %  PURE DEITY

https://evidenceforchristianity.org/is-the-hebrew-god-el-just-borrowed-from-canaanite-deities-is-yahweh-derived-from-the-caananite-god-el/
Sep 2021 · 239
FREEVERSE-19
ConnectHook Sep 2021
You, the vaccinated

seem to me

to be
just as neurotically fearful
of that chest-cold/flu thingee
as you were BEFORE your jab.

This inspires confidence

neither in your logic

nor in your vaccine.

You are supposed to be protected

by your magic jab.

I have come to believe

that COVID occupies that place
in your neurotic soul
where GOD is supposed to dwell.
So you do you.
but stop being neurotically fearful.

What's your problem . . .
are you unprepared to die?

Seek God and live.
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