I hate you with a passion
Equal to no other
Abuse is going out of fashion
I hate to tell you brother

The time of reckoning is dawning
A new age to begin
I am no longer fawning
Over your dastardly grin

I have been secretly aspiring
To be free of your ****
Behind the scenes, I'm conspiring
You are so clueless, you I can easily out wit

So get ready for the mutiny
The ship's been sinking too long
I'm granting myself immunity
I have been too wronged

Don't blame me for hating you
You have caused my attitude
The hateful times they stick like glue
Because, simply, you have been so rude

Rude doesn't even come close
To describe the damage you inflict
I now find you quite gross
My love, for you I now restrict.

You have slowly killed my feelings
With your twisted, shady dealings
You have slowly killed my trust
Continue on the low road if you must

But NEVER complain about my vibe
Or my new lack of interest in your tribe
Don't complain about my crying
Because my love for you is slowly dying

You can't kick a dog for years
And still expect him to obey
That dog is going to search for new frontiers
And run the **** away

So never blame me for hating you
You are the whole disgraceful cause
I've become a bitter shrew
I finally ran out of straws

Is it wrong for me to like myself?
Because you obviously think so
You don't care for my mental health
You're not a friend, just a foe

If my britches get too big
And I look too sure
With hurtful words you'll start to dig
I start to feel so insecure

But I know one thing that's true
Your insides are way rotten
Those things you said are not forgotten
They've stuck to me like glue

My hair is not straight enough
My stomach is not flat enough
My ******* aren't big enough for you

My legs aren't thin enough
My feet aren't small enough
My body isn't perfect enough for you

My ***** is not skanky enough
My addictions are not big enough
My brain is not fried enough like yours

BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING

My hair is perfectly curly
Just like God wanted mine
My stomach is amazing
For a five time mom of 49

My ******* are bigger than average
At least that's what I think
Do I lose sleep over your opinion?????
No sir!!  Not one wink

My legs are so awesomely strong
Because I work out for me
My feet are perfect
I don't understand what you see

As far as my brain
FYI,  Yours is quite small
I can't help I am smart
But you just want a ****
So go live on the street and have a ball

Think of my mind as a lightbulb
That slowly it's sanity was dimmed
Until one day it was just gone

This went on for years and years
Over this time, many tears
Then suddenly: it started to flicker

It got quicker
And, Boom!
It flashed right on

Think of my mind as a dog
That repeatedly and mercilessly was kicked
No matter how much of the master she licked

Then one day the dog bit the hand that fed
And realized she wanted her master dead
So she could run wild and free

My mind is really smart
No matter how much you tear it apart
It will survive this hell

I finally realized I'm one strong *** chick
And for some reason that makes you sick
You are a giant ****
I know now you are always afraid

That one day my light bulb would shine
That one day the dog would refuse to whine
Your craziness I cannot define
And my life is once again mine