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a taste for crab driving him mad
with the early morning’s outgoing tide
away he bobbed among the waves
like a floating bottle he did ride
for lacking a boat, he climbed on a life ring
for bait, a chicken wing and thigh
the last to see him bobbing claimed
they saw a dorsal fin nearby
some say that surely he made land again
that he’s gone home to bake his take
but i say don’t expect too much
for i think he met an awful fate
for surely what can one expect?
when a man gets a wild hair
and off he goes on a bobbing ring
with only a wing and a prayer
~
post script.
a taste for crab, so i’m off to the pacific tomorrow with friends.
the anticipation got me licking my chops so I rambled off
this silly ditty. i promise she is a sturdy boat and will bring us
all safely home with crab in tow.
crab cakes anyone?