I said "****! That's probably why I haven't been laid in almost two years!"
And the guys at work laughed
Then the small long dark haired girl
Popped her smooth brown face from
Around a corner
She heard everything
"Wha? You'll find somebody, I believe everybody has a soul mate out there. And your...a smart guy, you'll find somebody."
I thought about how much optimistic
Or
Just plain ignorant people
Really seemed to disturb me
Then she said
"My best friend use to be with all these guys in high school and I could never find a guy and I was jealous then when I found my fiance she got dumped and was alone for six years and we were like oh my god thats so weird and it's funny me and her didn't like each other when we first met but then one time...."
And I stood there nodding
And terrified
And I remembered why I hadn't
Tried all that hard
To find a women
These last 2 years