Infatuation
looking at your pretty face
leaves my head, an empty space
consumed by your smile
you laughing all the while
I'm so far, out of your league
that explains, all my intrigue
you don't even know, I exist
I rank low on the waiting list
I scream, I shout
calling your name
I'll never win
but I love the game
I would crash
into your car
serenade you
with my guitar
it still wouldn't matter
I'm too ugly
and much fatter
I'd do anything
to be with you
you'd love my
famous Allen *****
now you're married
and I cry
not long after
I did die

Living In Sin
***, drugs and rock and roll
never once paying a toll
girls begging on their knees
don't need to say please
going to church is a sin
dealing with the devil
and I always win
I lie, I cheat, I steal
it's not that big of a deal
living life on my terms
never worrying
about the germs
I'm set in my own ways
I'll leave you in a daze
leaving each day
like my last
**** the future
**** the past
if you don't approve
like I care
like a truck driver
I like to swear
I don't shower
I don't stink
on the inside
is always pink
you might not like
what I say
I do the the same
every single day
you might not like
what I write
like I care
it's out of spite

The Beast
in the night
lives a beast
looking for
a people feast
could be wolf
could be vampire
it will spin you
just like a dryer
it will hunt
your *** down
doesn't matter
what part of town
stay inside
if you can
doesn't matter
woman or man
lock all windows
bolt all doors
wants all virgins
wants all ******
if caught
it will devour
don't even try
to overpower
don't come out
til morning light
then maybe everything
will be alright

Love The Way
Love the way you smile,
it will never go out of style.
Love the way you walk,
as I just stare and gawk.
Love the way we cuddle,
it helps forget, that we struggle.
Love the way we kiss,
every moment spent in bliss.
Love the way, you love me,
never have I felt so free.
Love the way, you make me feel,
sometimes I wonder, if it's real.
love your eyes
love your thighs
love your nose
love your toes
love your giggle
love your wiggle
love your lips
love your finger tips
Love the way, you get nervous,
Xanax we always purchase.
Love the way, we make love,
front, back, below or above.
All I'm really trying to say,
is that, I love you in every way.

Blinded
blinded by light
blinded by night
blinded by beauty
blinded by cruelty
blinded by you
blinded by me
blinded by two
blinded by three
only one has the power
over me, you do tower
deaf to your sound
saved me when I drowned
headed for a certain death
you gave me an extra breath
opened my blinded eyes
and I saw your face
suddenly dying
didn't become a race
once blinded
now I see
your love
set me free
as I floated
to the sky
looking down
I waved good-bye

Unusual Place
living in an unusual place
no tracks left to trace
bridges already burned
tables already turned
**** has hit the fan
all my words got a ban
too much controversy
people begging for mercy
never knowing what I'll find
inside my warped little mind
some of you love
some of you hate
my big white dove
that's always running late
my pen is my gun
shooting words just for fun
my stories, you all read
listen and follow my lead
no one more entertaining
your brains, I keep on draining
my silly words have you fooled
my rhymes keep you schooled
I like to brag
I like to boast
now light up your grass
and raise that glass
and give me the proper toast

Garbage Can
there once was a man
lived in a garbage can
could not see
could not talk
could not ***
could not walk
his ***** was sewn shut
wrapped his body like King Tut
had no eyes
had no nose
had no fingers
had no toes
lost his job in the city
**** his life was pretty ******
had no blood
had no brain
he was dead
and insane
is he zombie
is he ghost
or just a mummy
eating old toast
had a friend
name was Oscar
he was a grouch
and a boxer
they both died
in a dumpster
they choked of cheese
made of munster