So guess what?
What?
My crush texted me
"I've been thinking about hanging out, a lot."
Out of the blue
Without hint or clue
Then what did you say, girl!
Lemme, lemme finish first
So I reply, I haven't in a while
But, since it might be friendly not a flirt
So why not comply
Why not indeed, good on you
Then what
So he says well
I had to go buy some things for mother's party
We can perhaps catch a movie
Instead
I thought splendid
So asked him when will mother buy the return presents
Then?
She's coming with us to the date
And he didn't ask her to leave us 'lone, for ****'s sake
Hope, you enjoy at the least.