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125 · Oct 2021
lucia pamela
Ryan Oct 2021
Armstrong gets all the credit
before long she'll have her fair share
she beat him i tell you!
months before the supposed "first steps"
she jumped in her rocket
and brought her instruments!

maybe one day i'll meet Lucia
build my own rocket and fly away!
we'll sing and play and color all day
oh me oh my we'll be so glad
to show the moon people records by Stereolab!

some say she died in a hospital in LA
but i know she's still up there,
enjoying the day!
who wants to go into outer space?
124 · Jan 2022
who's to blame
Ryan Jan 2022
lone survivors trudge with remorse
overlooking buildings collapsed
humans trapped
how hard it is to grasp
a society bogged down
dopamine abound
when it got tough near the ground
they didn't know how
to work
to find purpose
in a world of change
succumbing to apathy
they lay across the earth
end to end
and let the sky fall
right on top of them
124 · Jul 2021
fret buzz
Ryan Jul 2021
"i knows you ain't like medicine
and you knows i love you like a cousin
but ima take you to a doctor
cuz your frets be a' buzzin'"

- a loner from the deep south, to his guitar
122 · Jul 2021
late-century empathy
Ryan Jul 2021
the future is near!
with ultra-mega-sonic trains
and computer chips up in our brains!
who takes pictures with their phones?
we have cameras in our eye cones!
old zoomers may not like the aesthetic
but think, would people be more empathetic?

photos showing exactly how people see

videos and livestreams right from their eyes

one's own thoughts being able to be heard

unfiltered perspectives shared across the world

the current justice system rendered null-and-void

with streams from all the future George-Floyd's

so just take a chance, and you will see
how the future will have more empathy!
Ryan Jul 2021
ruh-roh raggy
the rurks in the rottoman rempire
are roing to rurder all the rarmenians
rut are re roing to do, raggy?
around 1 million armenians were sadly killed due to the ensuing ****** snack shortage in WW1
Ryan Apr 2021
Sideline standing
I can see
Ink crashing down
So gracefully

Line after line
Letters arise
Melding into words
Without compromise

Oh my god
When will he stop?
He keeps writing
He won't stop writing

*******
HE WON'T STOP
THIS IS INSANE
JESUS ****

He's almost at the end of the page
Wow
What happens when he reaches the end?
I should've brought popcorn

Wait

What is he doing?
Oh I see

He's letting me climb onto his pen!
Front row seats!

Wait, where is he going?
The window?
No don't put me outside please
nonono

NO



windowsill standing
i can see
sun setting down
so dreadfully

where can i go
where i can be free
when all the other houses
would've killed me
118 · May 2021
chronic introvert
Ryan May 2021
alone

your reputation
in this town

you are the quiet one
that will stay true

so you moved

to new people
a different world

ironic, it seems
old life on repeat

alone
Ryan Aug 2021
sleep late and sleep in
been doin this **** too often

the late birds don't get no worms
just missed meetings and coffee burns

no more!

no more will we step to the beat of your drum
we have to subvert the circadian rhythm!

eyes open a smidge wider
fight to pull that all-nighter
whatever you do, don't think about yawns
head to the beach before the break of dawn!

nighttime won't stop us from taking a walk
the beach is a board and the sand is the chalk

clouds are colored cotton-candy pink
the horizon is skittles and the sky is a sink

the world is illuminated with purplish hues
as the seagull lord takes in the view

then suddenly,

this CIRCLE comes up from beyond the edge!
looking magnificently ever so orange and red!
it rises and brightens the oceanic titans
as the religious fishies are forever enlightened!

minds rejoice with a profound new wisdom
the circle has subverted our circadian rhythm!
i haven't slept in 32 hours
117 · Apr 2021
Harmonic Nights
Ryan Apr 2021
I long for those harmonic nights
Journeys filled with spontaneity
The choices that lay within are right
Guided by a mystical deity

In your eyes I see my reflection
Thrown ablaze by glimmering lights
Everything leads to perfection
Those harmonic nights
117 · Oct 2021
potato acceptance
Ryan Oct 2021
once a month
when you feel like ****
just become a potato
today i was a russet

- long and large,
with a thick, rough skin
not ashamed to say i had
a high starch amount within

i can be eaten mashed, boiled, or baked
the latter is easier from my tolerance break

today i did nothing

and that's ok
117 · Sep 2021
vagabond
Ryan Sep 2021
life is plain
it's clear to see
how time ticks on
so tortuously

insignificant
yet so much to do
can't get complacent
no time to lose

so off i go
as i get old
without a home
tales left untold

don't look sad
when i say
i'm a vagabond
and i can't stay
Ryan Jul 2021
breakdowns hit in waves of two
first your car, then your mentality
ear and phone are stuck like glue
impatient, can't keep neutrality

'listen'
is an anagram
for 'silent'

fitting
how you ignored
your check engine light

it menacingly stares on your dashboard
screaming 'save me master'
but you have no remorse
'i didn't even WANT an Accord'
and you accelerate faster

you're a stupid bloke and your savings are gone
and your name's a Key & Peele joke, A-A-Ron

look at your car wincing
like a crippled crane
it's screaming desperately in pain

act now or forever take the train
115 · Oct 2021
flags
Ryan Oct 2021
how foolish of me to think it could last
feels so slow yet somehow so fast
and as i wondered when the time had past
all the red flags returned to full mast
without a trace you were gone in a flash
the flags turned white and i surrendered at last
113 · Aug 2021
woodstock
Ryan Aug 2021
nineteen hundred and sixty-nine
when the hippie era was in its prime
half a million gathered on a dairy farm
milking only good vibes and peace charms

they sat in the fields day after day
smoking and tripping to no one's dismay
watching acts play even through the rain
Grateful Dead, CCR, and Jefferson Airplane

now to sum it up, what i really mean
is i wish i had a time machine
because although the 50s had boring old jocks
the 60s had ***, drugs, and Woodstock!
112 · Jul 2021
ned lamont
Ryan Jul 2021
nutmeg ned sheds his bed-head, upon signing he said,
"elephants lament lamont's amendment
so i smirk, smile, and smugly smoke
for i, ned, am a newlywed ****-head"
stay woke
111 · Aug 2021
house of dreams
Ryan Aug 2021
**** this ****

we need to take our own land
build a house and live off the grid
no one gives a **** about the law of the land
we'll fight the law and well, we'll win

there's an old saying:
if you build it, he will come
and we'll be waiting
in our house with our rifles
making a sea of blue blood
110 · Aug 2021
cabin trip // hyttetur
Ryan Aug 2021
months go by without surprise
we work and work all the time
it's only fitting, then
that us 10 men meet
on a fateful august sunrise

adrenaline pumping and bags packed
the road is cold and unforgiving
driving through small towns
with citizen's big frowns
we finally enter the Adirondacks

overcome by beauty

the mountains hear our joyous exclamations
while the tall grass traps their appreciation

magic fills the atmosphere
rolling through the hills
extolling our wondrous thrills
our glorious cheers

as we hear the first crack of a beer

and now,
the worth of all those months of work
is heard
heard by the mountains
heard by the sky
heard by the insects,
crawling on the ground bringing life to the world

but most of all,
it's heard by each other

and our bodies fill with alc and ****
as fires are lit and stories are shared
for to drink and smoke
and laugh and joke
amongst each other

well, i'd say that's beautiful indeed
109 · Apr 2021
Jake from State Farm
Ryan Apr 2021
It's been a year
A year since
Since the start
The start of the pandemic

And now I return
Return back
Back to the office
Back to my khakis
Let's be real, Jake's been taking phone calls in his underwear for the past year
108 · Sep 2021
goblins
Ryan Sep 2021
as i get older i realize
those who lack empathy
are like goblins in the grass
they become easier to spot
as the seasons pass

so in the future
i'll cut the grass
and build a garden
filled only with plants
that repel goblins
but as i see them now
i imagine in my head
crushing them under my toes
and stealing their eyes
as the saying goes...
107 · Jul 2021
p.h.o.t.o.s.y.n.t.h.e.s.i.s
Ryan Jul 2021
i like to think we evolved from plants
and once we roll up our sleeves
we can photosynthesize sunlight
if we just believe
gimme an A! gimme a T! gimme an A T P!
106 · Nov 2021
vagabond meeting
Ryan Nov 2021
aligning stars
meet underneath
aurora borealis

bonfire ablaze
souls colliding
energy speaks

and the seldom-told-stories
are absorbed so eloquently

remnants left by hot coals
superpositions on the earth

now adjourned
for our journeys
to be revisited
next lifetimes

and apart, we think
as speech wasn't a need
onward and onward, wherever onward may lead
105 · Sep 2021
ketchup dispenser
Ryan Sep 2021
"what else is new?!"
yelled the fast food crew
watching some ******* dude

put his ******* mouth on the ketchup dispenser nozzle
we live in a society
105 · Aug 2021
homeless Moe
Ryan Aug 2021
homeless Moe's not an average joe
knows what he has, asks for nothing more

he doesn't beg nor cry nor plead nor preach
he sleeps under a bridge and lives in peace

collects bottles and cans to buy himself food
despite this life, he's always in a good mood

now just think,
if we had more homeless Moe's
would it be easier to convince the homeowning Joe's
to help?
this poem is based on a real person by the name of David Morris. He lives under a bridge in Boston and collects bottles and cans for $17 a day. He does not beg for anything, doesn't hold up signs, doesn't do drugs. He is content. He is honest. And he's a veteran.

I heard about him through my coworker, whose family asked him if he'd like to be supported in obtaining a home. He declined. All he wants is enough money to visit his parent's grave in upstate New York. That is literally all he wants. That is literally all he wants and it's blowing my mind.

There is a gofundme set up for him here: https://www.gofundme.com/f/housing-fundraiser-for-dave-morris-homeless-vetera?qid=97d6f5a11b1e79cd4e9943a62017a6b6

All money goes to David. I get nothing. I donated $20 prior to publishing this. You do not have to feel obligated whatsoever to donate. But any donations, and any sharing of this story to others, is greatly appreciated. Have a lovely day :)
104 · Apr 2021
exhaust leak
Ryan Apr 2021
Here we are
Set in stone
Walk the line
No emotion shown

Stay the course
Numbers game
Plan it out
Adulthood came

Time goes fast
Time won't last

Inhale the gas
Inhale the gas
Inhale the gas
Inhale the gas

"Where are we?"
Said the man
"Where are we?"
She repeated again

Nothing makes sense
Let's have fun
Nothing makes sense
We can now run

Life is long
Breathe freedom's song

Logic is gone
Logic is gone
Logic is gone
And that's not so wrong
103 · Apr 2021
"two week quarantine"
Ryan Apr 2021
across the seas, danger lies
a villain with big goals
a villain of microscopic size

within the schools, children chatter
enthused by prospects of freedom
not knowing how much it matters

over the intercom, principal screams
"we'll be closed for two weeks,
for a brief quarantine"

fatal two weeks, turned to forever
now we've grown farther apart
as we couldn't come together
101 · Apr 2021
Mister Sun
Ryan Apr 2021
Hello Mister Sun
It's been twelve hours since I've seen you
I haven't slept since then
But it's good to know
Someone will always be there for me
100 · Jul 2021
to my annoying neighbors:
Ryan Jul 2021
why do you keep screaming at your kids?

are your lives that miserable that you think the key
is yelling into the void to set you free?
because im kinda busy writing stupid poetry
and im not the only one on this street who can say it bothers me
because your f-bombs make this place like nagasaki
and i dream of slamming your heads into your ****** oak tree,
and kidnapping your children so they can see
how beautiful the world is meant to be

and holy ****, that thick boston accent
how do you people have *** like that?
"mm smaht pahk yuh 4-inch cahk right ther ***"
*******
99 · Sep 2021
first class
Ryan Sep 2021
outta work and driving home
bumping 'First Class' - Rainbow Kitten Surprise
when some ******* comes in front on a bike
now a broken arm and a dark black eye
i'll be ****** if he can make it out of this alive

well thanks a lot, *******
you coulda looked both ways on the ****** street
now i've got paramedics and angry police
wondering if i feel any remorse for the scene
well nO, he just ruined the **** song for me
this is fiction nothing could ever ruin that song
Ryan Apr 2021
Softly fluttering through the sky
Black polka dots atop a body as
Red as the pictures of my dog's eyes
Break from your flight

Legs pitter pattering
Over the plastic
Seeking a smattering
Of grape essence

Can you comprehend
What you're walking on?
Do you understand how
Bad it is for the environment?

No, you can't
Cause you're a
Stupid ***
*******
Piece
Of
****
Ladybug

get off my bag of grapes
based on true events from 3 years ago
97 · Jul 2021
adhd
Ryan Jul 2021
pens are for notating
and also for rotating

fidgets are for spinning
and staring and grinning

poems are for writing
and thinking and rewriting

birds are distracting
and -
oh **** it's a bird!
hehe look at its wings
flapflapflapflap

hehe birds are fun :)
96 · Jul 2021
phoebe bridgers
Ryan Jul 2021
bridgers bridges binging pigeons bringing
phoebe's folk-rock fusion for epiphany-flinging
supreme shape-shifting sad song singing
96 · Oct 2021
quarter-life crisis
Ryan Oct 2021
is when you're unsure whether to be more angry at strangers calling you "bud," (because you're not a ******* kid) versus "sir" (and realizing you're ******* older now).
96 · Jul 2021
happy 4th, pt. 2
Ryan Jul 2021
****** corporations **** cows cause creeps need eating-meat
to meet their meat-eating criminal companions
coming close to a cul-de-sac near you!
96 · Aug 2021
out-of-context book quote
Ryan Aug 2021
"...out onto the concrete apron, where the Credit Card elite are tanking up and stretching their legs and tweezing their undershorts out of the aging waxy folds of their scrota, and I am out there carrying a Shell oil can in both hands like a bladder totem, around the corner, to the toilet..."
(Tom Wolfe) The Electric Acid Kool-Aid Test, pg. 17
94 · Apr 2021
Watching Paint Dry
Ryan Apr 2021
Shiny coat
Glistening in the light
If watching paint dry is wrong
I don't want to be right

If Michael from VSauce was here
He'd ask, "What is wet?"
And I'd say:
Experience it. Place your hand on the wall.
But don't actually
But imagine you did
Imagine your hand on that wall
Returning with a sea of red
Like you're ******* the life force from it
That is what wet is
The ability to **** the life force from something
That would otherwise be dry
Do you understand, Michael?

And as a matter of fact
The painter's name was Michael
And after staring at this wall I realize
That he missed a spot

Looking patiently at the wall
By my side, a tennis ball
Outside it is snowing
But this ball needs throwing
But I need to keep it clean
To keep it green
I cry
Oh, how I cry
When will my nerf darts fly?
When will this paint dry?
92 · May 2021
killing time
Ryan May 2021
i deserve a life sentence
for killing all this time
writing these sentences
that occasionally rhyme
you are the witness at the scene of the crime
90 · Jul 2021
dirty ducks
Ryan Jul 2021
ducks' ***** dock down dorks' doors dying doing deep dumpster diving, Dorsey deliberated
90 · Jul 2021
rosacea
Ryan Jul 2021
the day i self-diagnosed myself
with rosacea in my face
is the day the assassination
of the haitian president took place

i wonder if i self-diagnose myself with mumps
might something happen to former president _ _ _ _ _?
no political hate in any way, i just like making rhymes :)
Ryan Jul 2021
i like writing best when i
subject you all to esoteric subjects
subjective glints of my subpar world

but to make one's poems universally translatable
one has to make them inherently relatable
a subject that i find quite debatable

because where's the fun in poetry writing
if i can't write about my old-man-sighting
wielding a lighter in hand, he tried lighting
spilled gasoline, which was quite frightening!

i think he was on crack
88 · Sep 2021
who said?
Ryan Sep 2021
scrambled eggs and ham
breakfast is a scam!
who said we need it?
who said we need it?

9-5 all the time
working is a ******* crime!
who said we need it?
who said we need it?

bourgeoisie pizza rats
eating only makes you fat!
who said we need it?
who said we need it?

perpetual existential strife
i don't need a ******* life
who said i needed it?
who said?
87 · May 2021
start, don't stop
Ryan May 2021
the strings have called
i've yet to answer
the voice is appalled
i see visions of a dancer

i hope
someday
i'll be there

don't be late, now
it's inevitable fate, how
long will i wait?
observing all this Dynamite
that Eddie Ate

Good Bye to waiting
Good Bye to setbacks
Good Bye to Eddie

start, don't stop

lest i forget
how dreams flop
87 · Aug 2021
skateboards
Ryan Aug 2021
i hoard skateboards!
you could say im a skateboard hoarding lord
but i ignore all other board stores
besides Zumiez
so i guess you could say im a skateboard hoarding lord
who wants to pull the ******* cord
bored
Ryan Jul 2021
are you out of your mind?
why not actually read it to see what you find?

ever watched Dead Poets Society?
carpe diem isn't some meaningless lie

because through numerous trials and tribulations
through careful word and phrase manipulation

people write poems that can move your soul
and fill your heart's gaping hole
85 · Sep 2021
poem for jonathan neman
Ryan Sep 2021
in a world where statements are judged
through the lens of a microscope
how does it feel
to be right onstage?
to be picked clean of all your cherries
to be a pawn in the infamous journalistic cycle
processing those cherries
feeding them to consumers
who eat too many
and complain about you
as the journalists win
they always do

yes, severe illness is more common amongst overweight individuals
yes, vaccines help
yes, government is too focused on treating symptoms rather than root causes to health issues
yes, the global economy would save trillions if healthy habits were more commonplace

but,
it is well known that everyone is awesome
it is well known that CEOs ****
it is well known that journalists are trustworthy
it is well known that you've lost a few customers today

because in a world where facts are opinions
and opinions are facts
maybe you should just shut up
and stick to the salads, jon

we don't make the rules
85 · May 2021
just like him
Ryan May 2021
a half century ago,

a child is raised
to have one of his own
it's life's funny way
of keeping me unknown

connected is the family tree
branches held so tight
won't break so easily
no matter all my might

maybe i'll be a science ****
or a mathematician
whatever it is, they say that
i'll be just like him

i said i have to come clean
i'm not who you want me to be
so i bought a can of gasoline
to burn this family tree

after the flame, after the ashes
the light starts to dim
i think, maybe my son will hate me
just like him
83 · Aug 2021
the peanut butter is out
Ryan Aug 2021
i shout and i shout!
galloping spoons giving gobfuls
into gaping mouth holes

it's creamy n dreamy versus chunky n funky!
in the great grocery war
for the ******* junkies
81 · Jul 2021
fleet foxes
Ryan Jul 2021
record stores advising vinyl finds for
Fleet Foxes fans shan't shy away from
showing the Shore album, an amalgam
of folk and stunning songwriting, starting
with Wading in Waist-High Water
started a vinyl collection today
81 · Jul 2021
Lynn's limping limerick
Ryan Jul 2021
limping Lynn could never get a win
she drowned her sorrows in pounds of gin
then one day
she went to AA
and now she knows where to begin!
:)
81 · Sep 2021
restricted orange juice
Ryan Sep 2021
"at the mental hospital
there was this young teen—we'll call him Derek
he would incessantly brag about all the children he'd *****
the workers would give him one cup of OJ a day
because he was such a ****** up ****
and they had that in their hospital notes
'Derek only gets one cup of OJ a day'
that was all he was fed

now me—well the workers liked me
because i never gave them any trouble, i guess
and i'd be sitting there chugging four/five cups a day
watching Derek only get one
and at first i thought that was kind of unfair and ****** up
but i realized something
humans reciprocate good actions
do people nice and people'll do you nice in return
i guess i'd never internalized that before
that ******* like Derek get their OJ restricted
but being stuck in a mental hospital for years really lets you think
that was the point in my life i learned empathy"
my best interpretation of what a close friend was telling me earlier. some things just stick out and you want to write them down, you know?
Ryan Aug 2021
he's got a farmer's tan and a southern drawl
always picks up when his mother calls

lives and dies inside the coal mines
gives to charity in his spare time

hunts by himself for wild game to eat
because he can't stand industrialized factory-farmed meat

wears a leather jacket with a gold stitched title
looking ready to **** riding his motorcycle

and it's electric
yada yada don't judge a book by its cover..

there are plenty of people who blast country music in their pickups with american flags ablaze.. and they are often times some of the most good natured people you will come across, provided you get to know them without writing them off as trump supporters.

have a lovely day all
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