To the strangers
* You wouldn't touch me if i wasn't pregnant
* if you see me everyday try to remember what my due date is
* If you see me once a week don't take it upon yourself to tell me how fat im getting
* don't tell me what not to do. i already know
unless you have MD behind your name leave me alone

Conversation with my 7 year old brother
"You sure are getting fat mom"
"Im not getting fat the baby is growing"
"the baby sure is getting big mom"

Comments from my daughter, you look like freddy kruger

don't tell me what could happen to my baby
if theres a best case scenario and a worst case scenario and you feel the need to inform me please tell me the better one

I like that people like to feed me more
* The bus stops for me
* "It was the baby" always works
* Hard to find clothes
     - only six outfits that me right now
carpal tunnel, diabetes, swollen feet Justiational


"That won't be good for the baby"
* "not to eat too much, dear"

I look out at the light
red filling in my eyes
with Indica rising
I look like I
Am a textbook stoner
preparing for the test
by reading all the answers
there is no question left
except the meaning of life
which I might well express
except again, I thought up
another good question
again I realize that I
don't know for sure where my pipe is.

It's about this big. Like between the size of an index finger and a *****.
I know that's vague because I didn't specify yours or mine
--But my ***** is twenty inches long
and a device that long would probably be a water pipe.

(I don't want to get arrested)
Obama's listening, oh
and I don't own one, oh
seriously, did you see where I put that ******* thing?

I have been cheated on. He shares me with her. She is a pretty little girl. She has pretty little outfits of purple and pink and green and she always smells clean. He is gentle to her, with his touch and his lips. He smiles when she’s sweet and he laughs when she’s rough. If I hurt him, he lets me go; if she hurts him, he blames himself. She’s very good at breaking the ice when he wants a new friend and in a matter of time he is sharing her with them but he would never share me. He buys her lavish gifts of stained glass and painted ceramics. He spends all his money on her and his pocket is empty for me. I watch my diet while he shares all the sweets in the world with her. (It must be a passionate way to make love.) He tries to hide her from me, but I can smell her perfume in his hair and I can smell her scented gloss on his lips, and I know when his eyes are twinkling from something more than me. When it is the three of us, he always picks her first and he’ll pick her again and again until she’s all worn out. Some people may think she’s no good, she’s a poison, he should break it off, but others congratulate him for scoring such a beauty. That smile she brings to his face and everyone else’s who breathes her in. I have always been second but he is my first. I do not share him with her, though I think I should. If I want to fit in, if I want to be happy, if I want him to love me more. She’ll never break his heart.

To you, The kid who felt the need to cat call my best friend on halloween.

Hi! welcome to 2014!
A place where women and men, Fear on a regular basis because people like you feel the need to voice when they find something ****                    A place where we protest this diligently

maybe you missed out on the movement. Here ill help you
**** straight shes ****. I know, she knows . We do not need you to tell us

But if you ever do feel the overwhelming need to enlighten her, lets try using and actual compliment like, “Hey, You are really beautiful” or “You look great” these say something along the lines of, I noticed you, thought you looked good, thought you should know.Things she can appreciate

"hey baby fall so we can see your ****" screams YOU MAKE MY **** HARD. And I DON'T CARE IF YOU GET HURT.
In this case!
I promise she gives as many ***** about your **** as you do about her safety

okay so Now that we know how to compliment a woman, lets talk about when to perform this action.

Not when you need attention. not when Your **** needs attention but When you think she deserves it.
Hint
She deserves to be called beautiful simply because she is breathing. and She dose not need your approval to do so. Remember this its important

that being said Your actions do not go unnoticed just because she didn't respond dose not mean she didn't hear you.

Your cat calls come with claws
And leave horizontal marks
For her to pick at

It rains through my eyes,
I can hear thunders in my mind,
There are flowers blossoming through my fingertips,
Now I'm sure I'm a forest-creature.