JT999

JT999 Nov 2015

I swear to god I've seen that pole
about a kilometer a go
I swear to god I've seen that tree
barren, wasted of it's leaves
I swear to god I've seen that barn
bent and crooked on that farm
I swear to god ive seen that pond
the ugly geese have spooked the swans
I swear to god I've crossed these tracks
our shocks are shot and so's my back

I swear at god everytime
I have to make this god dam drive

I swear to god it always snows
humongous flakes, down in droves
I swear to god it always rains
when the gas tank's almost drained
I swear to god the traffics jammed
every inch of the trans
I swear to god the coffee's weak
like the towns, bland and bleak
I swear to god it's all the same
this road must lead to hells gates

I swear at god everytime
I have to make this god dam drive

Anyone who frequently drives on a Canadian prairie highway, this is for you.

JT999 Nov 2015

I Once Knew a Kid Named Abdual (lymeric)

I once knew a kid named Abdual
****** his teacher and was instantly cool.

"I've done the same"
I said with great shame

For I am a child who's home schooled

#lymerick

JT999 Nov 2015

Miss. Frulling, What Are You Doing

Miss Frulling, Miss Frulling
What are you doing?
Not a pancakes been flipped, coffe just finished brewing,
And you've taken two to the ally for *******
Have you been checked? Answer's "no" i'm assuming

Miss Frulling, Miss Frulling
I often wonder
Did you fool us, or was it a blunder?
A quick shot at fame, or hate for your mother
You might be a ****, but can i have your number?

http://heavy.com/news/2015/07/alexis-frulling-trampede-strip-club-appearances-***-tape-*******-full-youtube-video/

#funny #miss #stampede #calgary

JT999 Nov 2015

Welcome To The Major Leagues

Welcome to the major leagues
You've paid your dues and made the team
Followed your heart now live the dream
Welcome to the major leagues

"Batter!" up you're in the box
Swing and miss your average drops
Always tomorrow it never stops
Welcome to the major leagues

A few bad games reputation fades
Rumors start, so do the trades
Now a question when once an ace
Welcome to the major leagues

Bounce around from town to town
Look for an edge on the low down
Needles pills always around
Welcome to the major leagues

Back on track to be a winner
Pressure mounts contracts get bigger
**** test finds you, hey go figure
Welcome to the major leagues

Adidas, Nike, gatorade,
Endorsments start to drift away
Suspension doiled out 40 games
Welcome to the major leagues

Conference called speak from the heart
Media tears you apart
Promise you'll make another start
Welcome to the major leagues

Asterix on your legacy
Move back home, hang up your cleats
Embarrased, beat and in defeat
Welcome to the major leagues

JT999 Nov 2015

When We Were Strangers (song)

I've been pacing back and fourth, a pendulum of force on my floor
Trying to decide, is it me or the wine that's uncorked

Every sylable, resonates my throat when I speak
Your name is like a bomb, ready aimed and armed in my cheeks

I think I liked you better, when we were strangers

This is where you can hear the songs

https://soundcloud.com/gofortheeyes/05-whatever-thrills-you

#song #strangers

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