Love him one day and hate him the next?
It's the teenage obsession with ***!

Do anything to get him to notice you
Find out that all along that he's a snake, too

Other than looks, what more does he have?
The opportunity for a good, hearty laugh

Overall, what are you to do and say?
Just pray that this obession will go away

I inhale the summery air
Fantasizing that it's your hair
No, I don't have a hair fetish
It just makes me coquettish
Thus I just contradicted myself
But I also want something heartfelt.

I imagine you seductively hissing soft words
Into my ear.
"Ssssssssssssssssssssssss" you haven't finished
But the sound is giving me the urge to urinate,
You continue
"Ssssssssssssssssss............cereal".
I go and grab a bowl of cereal for you
And that is a perfect morning for me.