children are born
parents lie
while Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny,
the Tooth Fairy, Punxsutawney Phil,
Uncle Sam, Father Time, Belsnickel,
Hanukkah Harry, Jack Frost, Gryla,
the Kitchen God, Cupid and
the Great Pumpkin
are passed out on
their barstools
and Krampus
stands alone
in the dim light
and pours himself
a shot and a beer
and calls them
a cab ride home.