1) See, **** Susan is on holiday and she's made her way to the hotel roof on her second day **** Susan takes off her dress and in her bikini she sunbathes on the roof "Ah, this is the life," she says "The sun and the roof all to myself"
2) See, **** Susan on her third day this time sunbathing stark naked on the roof and she turns over with her buttocks to the sky and the native hotel bellboy comes running up and panting and from an official distance he says: "Madam, I humbly beg you put on bikini at least like you did yesterday"
And see **** Susan smirking and she says: "What's the problem, kid? No one's gonna see me here"
"But madam," says the cringing native *"You are lying face down on our high-tech one-way vision dining-hall skylight roof"