We have been in this relationship For more than six years For the first three years You served me really well Whether it be the network connectivity Or the quality of calls Or the mobile data But since then, things have gone south The calls started dropping There were plenty of times When I could hear the other person But s/he could not hear me And vice-versa There were also plenty of times When the other person's voice was muffled Or worse, distorted And finally, the mobile data was slower than a snail Thanks to your disappointing service My work was badly affected And I lost a few candidates But still I gave you a chance As per your suggestion I changed my Sim Card And for a few months It was smooth sailing I thought we were on the right track Alas, how wrong I was! Every time there was an issue You came up with all sorts of excuses For instance, geographical reasons And network settings And whatnot! Then the pandemic struck Leaving you short-staffed And your service suffered accordingly So, I decided to wait Until normalcy was restored Thus, I gave you another chance Unfortunately, as always You failed to take it And for the first time You showed some attitude This was really the last straw And I have decided That I have given you enough chances And it is only a matter of time Before I am finally done with you