to you' re so cool activated ma jaws to drool who shaw hoops nod da tubby a fool with a string of saliva may be a done deal and could easily appear on your screen thin gruel.
can you prove to this dollar short day late man for all season's best friend is a female dog in heat?
he can attest that a new broom (or vacuum ******* device) sweeps the carpet clean.
my non-verbal action (of *******) speaks louder than words.
despite the fact that all men are not created with an equal size ***** tis when the lips (of a **** tree lass) part can willing import said pate tree odd **** soldier in a testosterone raging storm.
no matter beauty is only skin-deep beggars can't be choosers.
thus tis better to bend a fore gone ******* into soft pink ore than break fast making sure every dog (even my sputter little dachshund) has his **** day.
most all heterosexual men agree that every little **** helps, and everything happens for the breast reason if for no other reason then a ***** fool and his fantasy honey are soon parted upon the dawn of another day.
whence once again, i continue to build ****** castles in the pew bic lair hoping you let my little hot pig in a poke to be the first to ***, and first to be served.
if thee be a doubting thomas, ye will immediately discover that from small (flaccid) beginnings come great things that turn out to less hard that initially *** zoom.
thus will lay to rest heads, i win; virginity, you lose unless immoderation in all things ****** found thee were once bitten by countless vipers and therefore twice as likely not to be shy with me a mwm born in sin Cincinnati, Ohio.
from:: matthew's book of slightly salacious risque proverbs - any ****** innuendos purely intimating that seeing is believing and beauty is in the s eyes of the prickly beholder.
I thoroughly enjoy plying (like a baker kneading dough) these slender and smallish fingers at the juncture of neck and shoulders.
As many cumulative kinks would be ironed out. Muscles and tendons on either side of the spine (from stem to stern) privy to tender loving care. Special emphasis would be given to any particularly sore area.
Perhaps an especially noticeable ache exists along the upper or lower back? Just the appropriate amount of (gentle) pressure - from the heal of one hand or the other - called into action. Might forearms or biceps be in sore need of massage? Gluteus Maximus
saddle sore? How about thighs? Any other parts of your anatomy require skin nourishment? This willingness to manipulate knotty points of tension offered for passionate physical *******. Game fore play?
unsure what else this free thinker ~10 miles east of valley forge, penna ought to write also not knowing if my rambling comes across as trite
maybe filled with angry undertones awash with spittle and spite veering just left of the political right
which liberal democratic political leanings correct quite with an attempt to come across as mature and polite and hoping to induce some interest
to get together some day or night discussing somewhat profound or light
or...letting sexually intimate fantasies especially payload of ***** takes stratospheric flight bulging and heady toward venus to alight.