Dec 2015
The king had a terrific ***,
The *** ran a race & won it!
The media glorified it and put,
'The King's *** Won The Race!'
The king felt embarrassed,
He gave his *** to the queen.
The media again hyped it and put,
'A Royal Exchange: The Queen Has The Best *** In The Kingdom!'
The royal family felt frustrated & flustered,
They decided to do away with the *** now.
The Queen's ***, which earlier was the King's *** was abandoned in the forest,
The royalty felt at ease now.
But the media hyped it too!
*THE ROYAL *** GOES WILD!!!
The *** ran a race & won it!
The media glorified it and put,
'The King's *** Won The Race!'
The king felt embarrassed,
He gave his *** to the queen.
The media again hyped it and put,
'A Royal Exchange: The Queen Has The Best *** In The Kingdom!'
The royal family felt frustrated & flustered,
They decided to do away with the *** now.
The Queen's ***, which earlier was the King's *** was abandoned in the forest,
The royalty felt at ease now.
But the media hyped it too!
*THE ROYAL *** GOES WILD!!!
Inspired from a Whatscrap joke I received.
A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
Local paper read:
'KING's *** WON'
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST *** IN TOWN"
The king fainted....
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for Rs100.
Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER *** FOR Rs100"
The queen fainted...
The next day king ordered the queen
to buy back the donkey and leave it in jungle.
The Next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS FREE & WILD"
The king died... !!
This was Indian media in Britain, you know better.
My HP Poem #932
©Atul Kaushal
A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
Local paper read:
'KING's *** WON'
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST *** IN TOWN"
The king fainted....
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for Rs100.
Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER *** FOR Rs100"
The queen fainted...
The next day king ordered the queen
to buy back the donkey and leave it in jungle.
The Next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS FREE & WILD"
The king died... !!
This was Indian media in Britain, you know better.
My HP Poem #932
©Atul Kaushal
