'Twas in the park one day
I met a chappie gay;
We went behind a bush
Where I saw his **** ****;
And I evinced a shock
When he took out his ****
(it was of such a size
it would have won a prize).

Now, so many years have passed
How many times we've arsed
Each other I don't know,
But each time we have a go
And watch each other come
Up an outsider's ***
We know our love is true
As we call out "OO! OO! OO!"

Some people say ******* is disgusting. **** 'em, I say.

.
                                  
                      h            h            h
              ­             o       o        o
                               l     l     l
                  h   o    l     @      l     o      h
                               l     h     l
                        o           o          o
                    h               l               h
                                     e

drop em'

spread em'

bend...

Now meet

my

little friend.

He said "Baby, I really want to put it in your ***."
She said "Okay, but I have terribly bad gas."
So he stuck it in when suddenly he heard a sonic boom
As he was quickly shot out of her *** across the room