"whaaaaat" poems
She goes over to him and curls up around his feet
he spreads his wings and folds them gentle around her small body
rest now *** I've got you
looks up at him and blinks her big blue eyes
teehee
an evil grin spreads across her face
he looks down at her with his eyebrow raised
Whaaaaat are you doing?
she suddenly pounces on him and starts batting at his wings squeaking as she does
A shrill screeches rings through the air as he lifts off the ground and shoot up into the night sky
She clings to his back with her claws ears flat agaisnt her head
looking around she realizes something
*** I'M FLLLLLYYYYING
Weeeeeeee
Falls off the Bed Laughing
Dear Goddess, panda you are just a freaking goofball.
smiles wide at him
I know
^-^
Jun 18, 2014
Jun 18, 2014 at 12:08 PM UTC
Penaltypitstop looks
Pretty ha ha, a joke
No ! , penaltypitstoplooks
Out to the great outdoors
Through the kitchen window
Almonds in glorious bloom
Majestic Cyprus at attention
A huge don't know what
Others lurk here and there
Blue sky with a hint of cloud
BUT, and this is a big BUT
Sheeps , yes , yes many sheeps
A German friend thinks
Sheeps is the plural of sheep
Oh well , words are words
These sheeps are not allowed
To be seen , out of my window
Someone without sense
Has left ,A ****** gate open
I'll get changed into 'Superwoman
RIGHT , here I am, and there they are
GONE !WHAAAAAT, I checked
Some kind person , has flocked them back
PHEW !
May 23, 2015
May 23, 2015 at 2:36 AM UTC
Well no wonder he kept dying
or the police
would catch up to him
in the first minute after hitting someone
or stealing a car. The game
was for big kids. It said so on the box. He
got bored despite all the things
he could do and put
the controller down.
He looked around the living room
went into the kitchen
She was nowhere
He went upstairs
opened the door to the bedroom
and, well, she was there
sprawled on the bed
naked
filming herself with her phone
while continually stabbing
herself
between the legs with... a lightsaber? It
seemed painful too. She was gasping.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
And her response was a scream
She pulled the
lightsaber thingy out
and threw it under the bed
and turned off the phone. "Hey, what did I tell
you about entering without
knocking?"
"Nothing," he said.
"Well... Just... Just don't tell
anyone about it, okay? And why did you come
upstairs anyway?
"I'm sorry. Look, I keep dying at
the game."
She came downstairs with him
grabbed the controller
unpaused the game
"Watch this."
Circle, Right, Circle, Right, Left, Square, Triangle, Up
She passed the controller to him
"Okay, now go **** somebody."
he crossed the street and punched an
old lady to death
and then stomped on her body
everyone saw that
no police showed up
no yellow stars. Nothing.
"Whaaaaat? I don't believe it."
He wandered into the street, stopped
a car
opened the driver's door
pulled the driver out
beat him to death and stole the
car.
No police
"How did you do it?"
"A boyfriend taught me. Along with
many, many other things. You can
even get a device that lets you fly."
"I don't believe it!"
"Believe it. Infinite health too. I can
do that for you. If, of course..."
"Yes, yes! I'll keep the secret. I swear! And I
swear to God you're
the best, best babysitter I've ever
had. This! This is what I'm gonna
tell dad when
he gets home. I swear!"
"Don't bother. He knows."
Aug 16, 2021
Aug 16, 2021 at 8:33 AM UTC