instead of giving cops guns
how about giving them toys & games;
instead of yelling 'Stop!'
they'd yell: 'Catch!' & throw a ball;
if miscreants are hanging on the corner,
cop pulls up w/ a deck of cards & says:
'u boys look like u could use a few hands of gin rummy.'
crime would vanish; crooks would try
escaping on Big Wheels,
cops chasing w/ cap guns;
trying to get across the monkey bars
before the cop get high enough on the swing;
cop's partner & the other crook
get into a heated
game of patty-cake;
other cops respond bringing
***** & jax & jump ropes; the
crooks s urrounded by cops playing
hopscotch & jumping double-dutch, surrender; raising their hands
when the cop says 'Simon says raise ur hands!'
the raid successful,
the criminals get thrown in adult
Romper Room
