why are you so angry? IT'S ******* ME OFF!
CAN'T YOU JUST BEHAVE?! it's driving me crazy.. >>

trash on everything and anyone and all your past and all our futures,
trash your eyes before beholding beauty? can't you see it outside of yourself?
do you not want to believe it's there? are you that ugly inside? what are you reflecting?
all you do is trash on this and that and that's not all my eyes are opening for,
so if i should listen to you
my friends,
listen to me too, it's all ugly and especially you, OK! i'll admit, so am i.. <<
but remember, without ****, there's no sprouts...if you couldn't poo, you'd be much more a shady hue, brown and blue....remember that trees and grandparents decay, that maggots and fun guys spoil the evening's soup...

do you smell that? ew...right? nasty, don't go near it...let the beatles and garbage men handle all your stinkless
****, flushed and forgotten....you know what? you're why the world is trash, yicky stanks...stop pointing, stop staring, stop wondering and complaining....it's you too :} now don't you just feel so much better you rotting carcass of fruit?

The Artiste Carvó's "The Greatest Fartist Alive"*
                  (Another Crummy Acrostic)

T is for ****, I am attended by flies...
H is for Haughtiness, I am flowing through the fartist's stanks...
E is for Enema, my fine **** pollutes the very hole...

G is for Gigantic, I am the biggest ego in history...
R is for Refluxing, my fine putriditry puts artistry in ******...
E is for Emetic, I truly am expelling...
A is for *******, I posses the gift of ****...
T is for ******, I leave no stomach un-turned...
E is for Excrutiating, my words torture the very soul...
S is for ******, My logic is slimy....
T is for Tag-along, I truly am shadowed by all and everyone...

F is for Fatuous and Flatulence, the essence of I…
A is for Archfiend, demon am I...
R is for Revulsion, My art is abomination - My art yet *****....
T is for Tedious, I have been placed here to bore people to death...
I is for Idiot, I am truly unblessed...
S is for Selfish, I place **** before I's self...
T is for Talenticide, I have killed all things of art...

A is for Asinine, I possess all lacks...
L is for Lifeless, I truly worm the artistic heart...
I is for Idolize, I worship I...
V is for Venomous, I am all that is spite and impure...
E is for Emasculated, I am indubitably impotent...

This sums up why I and I alone am the greatest fartist alive,
And I will of course do one of my great farts in time.

Original ('The Greatest Artiste Alive') by:      Thee Artist aka Logbrain Crappó
Reworked by:    CrE aka Trollminator

I couldn’t find
any words in the thesaurus
all I came up with
is you smell like ****** porridge

Metal with poison.
Fill in the blanks.
Foreshadow something
OK here goes hold your nose if it stanks

Rhythm corrupting little pockets of air
Breathing on bird
Flight response on prepared.
Scared and torn staring
At the stars.
Bizarre. And charged like Mars.
And scars secrets from Venus
If eclipses were hereditary
Would I still have a *****
Supernova on magnet
Can genius be secret
Asking for a friend
Say my dad had to see this
Eminem is the reason
It promised me everything
Dreaming scarcely compared
To lucidity
Stupidity fluently
wearing fear like
Its  scary and weird.
Apparently I believed
My gender was cleared
Discussion of subject
I believed dear truth was the logic
No matter the cost
Of rocking the opposite

So I want it to stop it
And come out the closet.
I'm not a rock star
Or a monster. But
I will be a goddess.
If all of me wants it
I'm married to God.
And the world watched me constant
Seen my small ******* top less.
Yeah trump was a topic
Forget political talks when
I'm just steady in complex
Its inevitable knockout
Clocks up
Talks off
Whats it got.
*** I've stopped
Talking off the cuff.
I don't know but I want to see what it gots