"scatology" poems
From a vessel arise
Both feelings and farts
One from the stomach
And one from the heart
They must follow a path
Both sentiments and ****
One goes to the mouth
And one goes to the pit
They’re sometimes restrained
Both crap and emotion
One for no reason at all
And one for bad time notion
But in neither of cases
Will closing the exit
Will make them not be.
I hope you'll forgive me
For comparing feelings
to scatology.
Dec 26, 2015
Dec 26, 2015 at 11:41 PM UTC
When asked to define a bahonkus
Noggins were scratched all about us.
15 before eight
with hungers to sate
Look: Twitterpates on a plate
Dang they're long ones!
Lawd how do we learn
the best way to burn
all these habits and nasty dry spells?
Sometimes it's the ****
from that funny gray bird
'mindin' us He's the Giver
oh well.
See that's the way the mop flops.
Yeah well ain't that some chit.
Every day has a curse and a blessing.
We be hopin' for Grace
to save us some face
and avoid seein' what we be missing.
I don't have a dog in that there **** race.
See, the pigs flew out to start bombin'.
So the dogs chased their tails
while the pigs shat the mail
makin' up for the pork they were chompin'.
Jul 2, 2016
Jul 2, 2016 at 4:27 PM UTC
Mounds of Caramel (Brown) ****
[it is said the ****** Mary's poops did not smell
& were creamy & well formed; wandering
women removing their sandals &
bowing down to pray on the holy ground where
the blessed mother had stooped to *** or ****
hoping to likewise become pregnant
by God's will; instead inflicted w/
the Fivefold Scapular Passion (Red)
[mensis so heavy they identified it w/ the crazed groupie
w/ issues whom Christ
had taken on as a sometimes lover;
Passionate (Black) Seven Sorrows of Mary caused by
worries that Christ was messing w/
the Roman & Jewish ****** in the back alleys;
not for his soul but b/c these woman carried flesh-eating STDs [(Black) as foretold by the [ ]
The Archangel (Blue/Black)] [digging the scene]
receiving Good Counsel (White) from the Sacred Heart of
Jesus & the (White) Immaculate
Heart of Mary (White)
conceived in Immaculate Conception
(turning Blue)
& Green Scapular (Green) before vomiting
Scapular of Our Lady of Walsingham; up the toxins
she'd ingested w/ the
Sacred Hearts of Jesus and Mary - - -
The Scapular of Our Lady's Mounds of Caramel
(also known as the Brown Scapular or Mary's **** |
is the shit-colored
habit of both the Caramel Order and the Discalced
Caramel Order, [nuns who practice ritual
enemas as a sacrament]|
both of which have Our Lady |
of the Caramel Mounds as their patroness.
Her portrait hanging above the commode
for the Sister to pray to while moving her bowels:
the turds in their small form
are widely popular within the Catholic Church
as religious articles and used as
candy [ ] chewed slowly and eaten,
probably serving
as the prototype of all the other
devotional scatology.
The liturgical feast day of Our Lady of Creamy Caramel Mounds,
July 16, is popularly associated
with the devotion of the Scapular;
According to the Vatican's Congregation
for Divine Worship, the Brown Scapular
is "an external sign of the ***** relationship
between the Blessed ****** Mary,
Mother and the Queen of Mounds of Creamy Caramel,
and the faithful who entrust themselves
totally to her protection, & who have recourse
to her maternal bowel movements, mindful
of the primacy of the spiritual life
and the need for prayer."
the Blessed Mother taking a **** the turds
collected by the devoted followers of Jesus; &
preserved as relics, staying moist & brown over the centuries.
Jul 16, 2018
Jul 16, 2018 at 1:53 PM UTC