We have this Pom who just won't howl.

He'll sit and rumble, its not a growl

We know he's ready and set to bite

he gets cranky often, when it's late at night

he rides with me, on my bike

all self trained it's what he likes

sits real still, perched on my knee
perhaps you'll see us his names Codi

Its all the fault of the Elites
boo hoo hoo, wails red robin
everything is because of them
look at him he thinks he's better than us
parasites, leeches, bring him down screams Mr Nihilist
but he's worked all his life, never stolen anything from anyone
shut up traitor, its our Revolution and we'll have it if we want to
we've got to complain as we sit doing nufink, that's what we do

Its all the fault of the Royals
boo hoo hoo, wails red robin
why should I go waiting at tables
why should I go do all the minimum pay jobs
or go do all the ***** jobs and get my fine hands *****
I am not an immigrant or an asylum seeker, let them do that
life is too short to mess around, meet me at the pub for a round
footie on Saturday and later I'm tanked enough to get my rocks off

Its all the fault of the ****** Tories
boo hoo hoo, hoo hoo, wails red robin
I went to a poor school, the Teachers were bad
my father didn't have a job, my mother drank to much
they didn't buy me Adidas, the Indian man got the job I wanted
the rich black footballers are taking all the hot girls and hot cars
how can I leave all my love ones and go make it in a foreign land
who will look after me, I cannot adapt or be flexible, I am pommie

Its all the fault of  Prince Jaffa of Jason
boo hoo hoo, hoo hoo, boo wails red robin
he's too bright and cool, he outshines us any day
he's rich and privilege and that makes us feel inadequate
he has a big one, he can come after our wives, our girls or mums
we are experts at all the bad choices and negative manifestations
we are good at doubts cause in all honesty we really know nufink



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