"mohel" poems
DEDICATED TO THE FAT HIDEOUS BETTY, MY NEIGHBOUR
**Does anyone here know of a good mohel?
As I urgently need someone to circumcise
My neighbour's Yorkshire terrier, canine boil
Needing lancing, joybringing to my eyes.
A kindly mohel simply will not do;
He must lack scruple and human pity;
That hound’s not been bathed for a year or two
So th'event might turn out a bit ******
Yorkshire terriers are of two classes:
The insistent yapping ones we all hate
And the ***** ones with hairy arses;
But both look good nailed to your garden gate.
And he needn't be a mohel either,
Merely someone with a willing cleaver.**
Mar 26, 2015
Mar 26, 2015 at 8:05 AM UTC
There once was a mohel from Ann Arbor,
Who received some advice from a barber.
He said, “please always snip
With a scissor’s far tip.
With circumcision, there is no safe harbor!”
But the mohel was determined to show
How creative the process could go.
So he carved his initial
Where it wasn’t official--
Some above, bit between, some below.
As the boy grew, he decided to maximize
The value of what he’d discovered between his thighs.
He was told it was smart
To hold onto his art,
But on letting go he won the prize!
Nov 29, 2019
Nov 29, 2019 at 7:12 PM UTC
Mary's overdue
or will be by a day or two
which is just as well as the
wise men lost their way
they'll arrive tomorrow or
early on the following day,
Joseph is having kittens.
what will the mohel do?
The midwife who was midway through her life and funnily enough was single felt a little tingle down her spine,
but 'twas only the wine warming her up.
Dec 23, 2023
Dec 23, 2023 at 3:00 AM UTC