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I had a nightmare
There were Al-Qaeda babies crawling in my room
With turbans on their heads
I know it sounds racist, it's awful, totally sick
but you gotta believe me
These Johnny Jihads were glowing in the dark
And I sensed bombs in their brains, saying gooooo geeeee gaaaa-gaaaa!
I've never been so terrified in my life
I had to leap over them, they were so ******* real
Any moment they'd explode
in a thin blood step of suicide
and Al-Qaeda day care
It wasn't just that
I knew the evil they'd become
Let me tell you how I got in this awful mess
I had this crazy idea
about confronting evil
Rwanda, genocide, all that ****
In all the books I could find
I thought I could make peace with the world
If I just cried my guts out
ship-wreck some snot mess, you know what I mean
Well, I guess the joke's on me
I needed a nightmare to tell me
There's no truth in evil
There's nothing to find
When it's all an illusion to begin with
Just like that nightmare
What a lesson that was.
I'll always remember those Al-Qaeda babies
They really saved my life
As twisted as that sounds
It's true
And yes, it's a true story
If you don't believe me...
Then God help you,
And you'll meet those Al-Qaeda babies.
Best waking nightmare of my life. Got a poem out of it.

I wonder if anyone will laugh at my sick sense of humor. That'll be fun to see.
Sofia Emma Dec 2012
Written August 22, 2012

...and another days goes by.



She's not exactly sure how long it's been since the last time she was able to smile and say it came from the heart. She doesn't remember if it was November of last year or sometime in mid February, or just before April... she really wasn't sure. All she knew for sure was that it had been a while.



And the days go by...



Confusedly she carries on with unanswered questions about unanswered questions to months and months of dishonesty and distrust. Recently, she found out that a man she used to know has recently became a mother. She was surprised, but she also wasn't. At least now she knew where her beliefs on karma stood.



Some months before days have gone by, she has no idea where she will be once days have gone by. Maybe she would have some insight on where she would be after days of months have gone by but her perspective of the world is too askew. She should probably fix her tie before carrying on.



But eventually she might understand with some help from the polka-dot woman, but she doubts it. Her mind is too far gone for even those who consider themselves professional polka-dotters. She thinks maybe she could become a polka-dotter one day, but she doubts she can because her dots are way too out'ta line.



Of course she knows she has the animals but they can only help so much. She realizes that when it's clear they can only purr up against her leg so many times before they just can't purr any longer. At least they've helped thus far. With limitations she wants to break down but cannot.



A random thunder rumbles during the sunny summer day and snaps her into realizing it's time to gooooo.
radioahead is on now and now its going what theeeeeeeee
ooho noi ** oh boh oh nho  hnoh ooh oh nhoo
whrejhrhehrehrherhehrehrhehre
whwhrahhwerhehrheh
worafdhajrd­jfldfjadjfkadjkja

YEAHHHHHH


UGHHHHH

SECOND COMINNG SEACOND COMING SECOND COMING

no no no no no no no

I had a revelation on the train
GOD has revealed himself
he hides behind flirtation with death
oh he hides
and the music
keeps going
and I have nothing
but the vibrancy of youth golden locked golden key that turns but I am a clumsy troll on top of a mountain, clumsy troll on top of the mountain wearing a frowny face, frowny face

and he drops his giant club in the ground
to sob and cry
because he couldn't get
his soup and wine
oh no
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lets go goleto glkegoetleeoaerj
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SPOILED

HES" wearbing a frowny face he's wearing a frowny face
he's crying because he's left to the mountain
in this video game world
press b
press b
press b
press b
press b
press b
Donall Dempsey Feb 2017
TO BOLDLY GO

Hour by hour
the snow

grew heavier and heav...i...ER
grew more and more

daring
deciding to boldly go

where no snow
had ever gone before!

It had listened to an entire
box set of early Star Trek

leaking from
the house's windows.

It knew it
off by heart

admired Kirk
adored Spock.

The snow pushed the door
ten-ta-tivel-y ope:N

at first, but. . .now that
push had come to shove

( the latch had not been
latched properly)

opted to" "Wot de. . !"
go for it.

"That's one small step
for a snowflake...one big step

...for snowkind!"
it chuckled hee hee to it self.

"Yavaş. . .yavaş"
it repeated slowly slowly.

It was Turkish snow.

The snow advanced
flake by flake

just putting one flurry
in front of the other

into the( gasp )
"Oh mother!"

living room!

"So, this...
is how humans

- live?"

The bookshelves
feeling a little chilly

woke and whimpered
"Oh my pages...oh...my pages!"

as the unrelenting whiteness
crept nearer and:

- nearer.

"Where is a reader when
you really need one!"

asked a newly acquired
Saito Masaya.

"Isn't anyone gonna do
anything about this!"

screamed the Poems of Oktay
Rifat.

The Poems of Nazim
Hikmet

were...were...were
speechless!

But the humans were busy
snoring.

A string of cartoon Z's
like Christmas decorations

emanated from
the room of the bed.

Even the guilty one
( who would catch hell

in the huh huh morning )
slept the sleep of the innocent

since the Star Trek
had been watched all

the way through and
love had been drunkenly made.

The snow a little
nervous now

in case the book's readers
would come to their rescue

wet
the carpet.

"Oh my giddy flakes...no
but when ya gotta

go ya gotta gooooo!"
smirked the snow.

A mobile phone
asleep on the sofa

heard voices ringing
in its head

suddenly woke
spoke

in a disembodied voice
that went - straight to message.

"Wow...you guys...wow
you should see outside

...it's...like
crazy awesome!"

The snow( held
its breath): "Oh oh...

...an informer!"

It felt like the fallen
book by the carpet's edge

A Spy In The House
Of Love.

It didn't know what
an Anaïs Nin

could be.

It had a lot
to learn.

But the phone
slipped into sleep again

voiceless now.

In the morning they
found it.

"Holy cow...how...?"

Each of the humans
blaming the other

more especially
the guilty human .

"Your mother....
...don't bring my mother into this."

Neither of them spoke to the other
for the rest of the day.

The snow lay
curled up

in the fireplace
dead to the world

fast fast
asleep

drunk on the success
of its excess

dreaming that it had become
human.

A balloon clung
to the ceiling

didn't know how
to get down somehow.

The snow played
possum.

It took an hour
to evict it

with shovels and
curses.

Later, the snow
told the snow

that had been too
afraid to come in

all it had seen
all it had been.

"No...?" said the bottom-
of-the garden snow.

". . .no?"
Donall Dempsey Feb 2018
TO BOLDLY GO

Hour by hour
the snow

grew heavier and heav...i...ER
grew more and more

daring
deciding to boldly go

where no snow
had ever gone before!

It had listened to an entire
box set of early Star Trek

leaking from
the house's windows.

It knew it
off by heart

admired Kirk
adored Spock.

The snow pushed the door
ten-ta-tivel-y ope:N

at first, but. . .now that
push had come to shove

( the latch had not been
latched properly)

opted to" "Wot de. . !"
go for it.

"That's one small step
for a snowflake...one big step

...for snowkind!"
it chuckled hee hee to it self.

"Yavaş. . .yavaş"
it repeated slowly slowly.

It was Turkish snow.

The snow advanced
flake by flake

just putting one flurry
in front of the other

into the( gasp )
"Oh mother!"

living room!

"So, this...
is how humans

- live?"

The bookshelves
feeling a little chilly

woke and whimpered
"Oh my pages...oh...my pages!"

as the unrelenting whiteness
crept nearer and:

- nearer.

"Where is a reader when
you really need one!"

asked a newly acquired
Saito Masaya.

"Isn't anyone gonna do
anything about this!"

screamed the Poems of Oktay
Rifat.

The Poems of Nazim
Hikmet

were...were...were
speechless!

But the humans were busy
snoring.

A string of cartoon Z's
like Christmas decorations

emanated from
the room of the bed.

Even the guilty one
( who would catch hell

in the huh huh morning )
slept the sleep of the innocent

since the Star Trek
had been watched all

the way through and
love had been drunkenly made.

The snow a little
nervous now

in case the book's readers
would come to their rescue

wet
the carpet.

"Oh my giddy flakes...no
but when ya gotta

go ya gotta gooooo!"
smirked the snow.

A mobile phone
asleep on the sofa

heard voices ringing
in its head

suddenly woke
spoke

in a disembodied voice
that went - straight to message.

"Wow...you guys...wow
you should see outside

...it's...like
crazy awesome!"

The snow( held
its breath): "Oh oh...

...an informer!"

It felt like the fallen
book by the carpet's edge

A Spy In The House
Of Love.

It didn't know what
an Anaïs Nin

could be.

It had a lot
to learn.

But the phone
slipped into sleep again

voiceless now.

In the morning they
found it.

"Holy cow...how...?"

Each of the humans
blaming the other

more especially
the guilty human .

"Your mother....
...don't bring my mother into this."

Neither of them spoke to the other
for the rest of the day.

The snow lay
curled up

in the fireplace
dead to the world

fast fast
asleep

drunk on the success
of its excess

dreaming that it had become
human.

A balloon clung
to the ceiling

didn't know how
to get down somehow.

The snow played
possum.

It took an hour
to evict it

with shovels and
curses.

Later, the snow
told the snow

that had been too
afraid to come in

all it had seen
all it had been.

"No...?" said the bottom-
of-the garden snow.

". . .no?"
Hi everyone and welcome to brumbies arvo live and today we play the might of the sun wolves who at the end of the year will be out of the contest and first of all here is Timmy with a jingle

Brumbies go up
Subwolves go down
Brumbies will fight them
To the ground
You put your right leg in
And the opposition puts it out
You speed up around
And you have some fun
Brumbies are the best team
Of the year
Go the mighty brumbies
Dr brumby brumby number 1
We will fight the opp out of the ground
We will punch em till they are suffer yeah
Dr brumby is the best

Thank you Timmy and here is Daniel

Go the mighty brumbies
Beat the sun wolves yeah
You must beat em fight em
Knock them down
The brumbies will win hands down
I have been a brumbies fan
All my ****** life
I go for them and cheer for them
Just me and my wife

Thank you Daniel
And now to the first half of the brumbies and the sun wolves

Ok welcome back and the brumbies are leading the sun wolves 21 to 12 at half time and it is a very good match for the city of Canberra the best city in Australia and now here Kenny brumby

Go the brumbies we are winning
We are fighting but never sinning
We are showing the sun wolves
Who is boss
Ross dosh and a Mess *** fish
Go the mighty brumby team
Win this match win it well win it good
Be like dean the mighty hood
With his ways to win this match overall you are quite a catch
Brumbies clap clap clap
Brumbies clap clap clap
Fight for the brumbies 1 2 3
Gooooo brumbies

Thank you Kenny brumby and now here is Brian with his jingle
Cheer for the brumbies
Leading 21 to 12
Cheer over all their enemies
Nasty little elf
Come on brumbies
Keep this good performance up
Fill me fill yourself right ****** up
Beat the sun wolves they won’t know
What hit em
Come on brumbies fight em fight em
Fight em
To the ground and make this match
A loser for them
Make sure we become best in oz oh yeah
Goooooo brumbies gooooooo

Thank you Brian and now here is another jingle from Barry and Chris

Yo we live in the ACT
Yo and we cheer for the brumbies
Yo everyone cheers for our team
Yo we play like a strong machine
Yo sitting here enjoying brumbies
Beating the sun wolves
Yo yes it is fun cheering them on
Yo go the mighty brumbies team
Yo play the second like the first
It would be good

Thank you Barry and Chris and now off to the second half
Go brumbies

Welcome back and what a great win for the brumbies 42-19 over the sun wolves and I can guarantee to you it was a top match and here is Peter with his victory Chant

Go the brumbies
Kick some ***
Go the mighty brumbies
Show some class
We beat em up in Tokyo
Go the brumbies team
The brumbies are the best around
We will fight em through this town
Carn the brumbies
Show some class
The ACT pride with the brumbies team
Go the brumbies carn the best
Put those sunwolves to the test
Carn the brumbies
Come on win it
Micheal finnegan begin again
Go brumbies well done

Thank you Peter and here is olive
With her jingle

Brumbies brumbies
We are the brumbies
We won so easily
Brumbies brumbies
We are the brumbies
Yes we are the best
We will knock the sun wolves
Out of whack
Cause their slack
Yes they are
Carn the brumbies win this match
Well done well done brumbies team
Go brumbies go brumbies
We are the greatest in the land
We will meet the tahs next week
Yes we will
Will we win will we win
Well we won today in Tokyo
Yes the brumbies are the best

Thank you olive and now here is the end their ain’t no more till the tahs
Next week final curtain to this match will be drawn

As we draw the final curtain
Go the brumbies oh yeseree
We won 42 to 19
Sun wolves are fading fastly
And there is nothing for them next year
As they say goodbye to the super rugby mate
The brumbies will be there again
Go the brumbies
Yeah rest in peace to social medias beast soon as I release
These words that make heads scratch can you catch
The heat im pitching no flaws or omission hate the stitching
The last of the pieces to the game it's a **** shame
So many wanna be king and queen but chase physical things
Scared of touching the celestial that's here to bless you
Skin tone wouldnt be a problem if it wasn't for the news behind em
Wake the **** up I keep my gun tucked behind the seat of my truck
So hate me now bring my own funeral but still at a maximals
While you embrace capacity at a minimals true animal
Yeah let's gooooo

Yeah they worried about the wall but all I see is a downfall
Roman repainted legacy I'm in the books of legendary
Michael came to me in my dream things ain't what it seems
They make an image thats make believe I can't receive
The slavery a beast mark was my birth mark made in the dark
I'm feelin' like Bane my words ain't for the sane only insane
To those who live they life in vain Lord's ain't real he's nothing but pain
Say satans a bad guy cuz he opened his third eye
By that logic ****** is Jesus and his Nazis are disciples
Yeah I pack rifles and roll right through you hate me now pile
Up the madness to the back of my brain ease my thought with Mary Jane
Til it massages against the worlds grain leave a stain
Much reign black is god check the blankness in space
Not even the speed of light can face the black hole
So that should tell you that it's powerful it's been viral
See

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